Cannon fodder is the real god

Qingfeng hugged Shan En's neck affectionately, her beautiful eyes were slightly raised, she looked at Bai Jingfeng, and asked softly, "Who is she?"

Although I have seen this girl in school and know that this girl is called Bai Jingfeng, but now she is wearing a woman's attire, which is far from her previous appearance, so she deliberately pretends that the two of them have never met before.

Shan En took a look at the coquettish coquettish with all his strength, and said indifferently: "Schoolmate, I don't know you well."

Seeing his lover cooperate with him to fight against his rival, Feng Feng is happy, and when he is happy, he can't help himself wanting to kiss, sending red lips to Shan En's face, leaving a faint lipstick mark.

Shane: ...

The expression on Bai Jingfeng's face was extremely ugly, and from time to time there were other students who watched the excitement bursting into laughter, which was unusually harsh.

This made her feel even more ashamed. After all, she was considered a school girl in Qishui No. [-] Middle School. When did she ever lose in appearance, and she was still so ugly.

Thinking of this, Bai Jingfeng glanced at the woman in front of her, a little envious and a little jealous, thinking, at least he is younger than her, in terms of age, he must have won.

I don't want to stay where I am, but if I leave so simply, Bai Jingfeng can't swallow it anymore, so she can only pretend to be generous and smile at Shan En, saying: "Shang En, so you are Do you like this type of woman?"

These words spit out from Bai Jingfeng's mouth, and the word "woman" is particularly clear, as if emphasizing the age of the style.

Qingfeng smiled lightly, stretched out ten fingers and tugged at the Fang Sipa tied around her neck casually, and said with a light smile: "Yes, Enen is the type of woman who likes me~"

After all, he held Shan En's face and gnawed hard on his mouth, then looked at Bai Jingfeng provocatively, seeing her face turned white and then red, red and then white, he was very happy.

Shan En could hear the implication of Bai Jingfeng's words, and couldn't help being a little dissatisfied. Fengqing didn't mind, but he did.

Shan En glanced at Bai Jingfeng coldly, and said, "I like pretty ones, no matter how young you are, aren't you not as pretty as him?"

After finishing speaking, Shang En ignored Bai Jingfeng who wanted to forcefully add drama to him, reached out and tore off Fengqing hanging from his body, and said, "Let's go, let's go."

This weekend, Shan En could have gone home, but Su Mei and Xu Dehong were still on their honeymoon, and there was no point in going back by themselves, so he planned to take his beautiful wife out on a date.

In the past, when the Shenkeng roommates in the dormitory had girlfriends, they would often take their girlfriends to the playground for dates. It is said that girls especially like it.

Especially thrilling amusement equipment, such as jumping machines, roller coasters, big pendulums, pirate ships and so on.

I heard that timid girls will cry and scream in fright, and when they come down, they will cry and pounce on the male tickets. The ladies will beat their chests with small fists, and the more feminine ones may even add vaginal kicks. .

But these are not important. The important thing is that the boyfriend can pamper her into his arms at this time. At this time, the relationship between the two will be a step closer in abusive and sweet.

Sean doesn't know if this method is the same for men, but he heard that men and women in love are similar, so he wants to try it.

Because considering that the playground is a place where students often hang out, maybe you will meet students from the school, and the style is so eye-catching, so you must know them.

So I thought that I had to be wronged and Fengfeng re-dressed as a big boss in women's clothing.

The two left the school, took a taxi to their destination, bought tickets, and walked into the playground.

Shane: ...

Stretching out his hand again to tear it apart, walking two steps and then sticking to his style, he couldn't help being silent for a moment.Maybe I was thinking too much, but this person didn't feel wronged at all, and seemed to be quite enjoying it.

"Baby, don't be so ruthless." Feng Feng brushed her hair, and flirted with a coquettish look at Shan En.

"Pervert stay away from me." Shan En continued to walk forward without squinting.

Feng Feng bent his eyes, stretched out his hand to grab Shan En's waist, and pretended to be frustrated: "It's so sad... Didn't you say you like my type of woman just now... Did you dislike me so quickly?"

Sean stopped in his tracks, turned his head, faced Fengfeng's face, imitated his Fengfeng's tone and said: "I like your type of woman, what a pity, are you?"

Feng Feng laughed sullenly, hugged Shan En's waist tightly, put his red lips close to Shan En's ear, stuck out his tongue ambiguously and touched Shan En's earlobe, and then asked in a low voice: "Am I or not?" , don't you know?"

Want to tease me?

Shan En laughed in his heart, and said expressionlessly: "I knew it at first, but now I'm a little suspicious."

Hearing Shan En's words, Qingfeng smiled with his eyes hooked, then pressed his face to Shan En's neck, lowered his voice, and said ambiguously with his original tone: "Well...it's okay, I can do it anytime. Let me confirm again."

Shane: ...

Continue to anti-molestation: "Then you take off now."

Feng Feng was taken aback for a moment, then thought about it seriously, then looked at Shan En and asked softly: "Yes, I'm taking it off, can you let me do it?..."

Seeing that Fengfeng asked very seriously, Shan En was instantly shocked:! ! ! !

Sir, are you serious?Fuck!Shameless! !

What the hell, why did I get such a coquettish bitch! !

Style: "Huh?"

When Fengfeng speaks, the ending sound is always dragged on very long, with a little small roll sound, which is a bit charming.

Hearing Feng Feng's words, Shan En blushed, and then said two words from his teeth: "Don't make trouble."

Qingfeng looked down at Shan En who was stupefied in his arms, his eyes were full of smiles.

He bowed his head and kissed Xuan on Shang En's head, and said, "Okay."

Along the way, someone always glanced at the two of them, with various feelings of jealousy or contempt in it.

Shan En looked at the glamorous daughter-in-law standing next to him from top to bottom, feeling somewhat proud and gnashing his teeth, his mood was beyond complex.

Another bald local tyrant with his arms around a beautiful girl glanced over with bright eyes, Shan En couldn't help but want to jump and scold her.

What are you looking at?Have you never seen a big beauty? ?Have you never seen sibling love? ?This is my man, look at me digging out your eyeballs.

Thinking of this, Shan En hugged Feng Feng directly, insisting on putting someone taller than himself in his arms to declare his sovereignty.In the end, he stared desperately at the bald man until he stared away.

Although it was uncomfortable to be forced to hold his head in his arms by the dwarf, he was very happy for Shane to take the initiative to swear an oath of monopoly.

After the person left, Shan En let go of his amorous feelings. Seeing that he was still smiling, his eyes were full of my happiness.

Sean frowned instantly.

"Don't seduce people all day long."

Feng Qing bit her lip and laughed sullenly.

Shan En grabbed Feng Feng, gritted his teeth and asked, "Did you hear that?"

Passerby A: "This little boyfriend is so fierce..."

Passerby B: "It's really fierce..."

Passerby C: "Super vicious..."

Passerby Ding: "It's so beautiful that you can do it..."

Shan En took a deep breath, let go of Feng Feng's hand, the man endured what ordinary people couldn't bear...

Finally, no one said he was fierce, and Shan En finally felt better.

With a big hand pointing, Shan En said: "Play the roller coaster first."

The style sticks to Shan En, and happily said: "Okay."

After half an hour...

Shan En asked the people next to him expressionlessly, "Is it fun?"

Fengfeng hugged Shan En and rubbed against him: "Mm~, it's fun."

No yelling, no crying, nothing... Shan En felt that he might have chosen the wrong game.

Sean pointed to another place with a small queue, and said, "Let's play pirate ship."

Style: "Good."

After half an hour.

Sean sat in the rest area and took a sip of lemonade, and continued to ask Fengqing with a blank expression: "Is it fun?"

Fengfeng supported his head and watched Shan En drink water, and when he heard his question, he nodded: "Hmm ~ fun."

Shane: ...

It seems that Fengfeng's mood is really quite good, not to mention that Jiao Didi is crying, she doesn't even turn pale a little.

That being the case, let's get to the main event, haunted house!

Because I used to go to the playground with my parents many times, and Sean has played various thrilling and exciting projects more than once.

The more you play, the less it feels.Except the haunted house...

Shan En used to be a staunch atheist, but after experiencing the incident of returning to the sun, he was still a little timid about gods and ghosts.

Reluctant to let go of the child and not to be tied to the wolf, when the time comes, the two of them will be so scared that they hug each other and tremble, it is also a very interesting thing... right?perhaps?

10 minute later.

Shan En ran out with a pale coffin face, turned his head and glanced at the skull door behind him, turned his head and left without saying a word.

The garbage haunted house is simply an existence against humanity. Is there any need for its existence? !

Paralysis, there is no need to exist!

As soon as Feng Feng chased him out, he saw Shan En who was pale with fright and in a bad mood, and couldn't help but want to laugh.

Shan En had a stiff face, letting Feng Feng hug him, leaning his head on his shoulder and grinning sullenly.

Desperate... The child was left out, but the wolf didn't come back, hugged each other and shivered, and didn't want to talk...

After laughing enough, he raised his head from Shan En's shoulders, stretched out his hands to hold Shan En's face, licked the corners of Shan En's eyes, and said softly: "It's the first time I've been to the playground since I was a child. , I am very happy."