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Lao Cao was a little trembling at the beginning of this meal, as long as Guo Crow changed his posture, Lao Cao's heart would be full of chugs, and the whole class of fresh lives in his mind would sacrifice one with every movement of Guo Crow, and the succession would be endless... …

This kind of weird imagination lasted until Guo Jia changed the positions of Cao Cao's classmates, and Cao Cao saw a group of students lying down in front of him, which was so weird.

At this time, Guo Jiacai said: "Senior, do you know how to drink?"

Ma Dan, Cao Cao felt that Guo Jia was blatantly contemptuous of him at this time, no matter how he looks like a master who never fails, okay?

If the tiger doesn't show off its power, do you think I am hellokitty!An angry Cao Cao slapped the table and said, "Of course, I won't get drunk after a thousand cups!"

Just seeing Guo Jia's eyes lit up, and his expression seemed to be alive, but for some reason, Lao Cao's heart suddenly popped up again, just like the whole class who was lying down, all cheating corpses, and they wanted to change The same way as sacrifice.

"Let's go, senior, it's no fun just eating." Guo Jia's eyes lit up, and he seemed quite innocent.

Cao Cao was very happy when he heard Guo Jia say that. The people in the dormitory either couldn’t drink, or they kept a gentleman’s demeanor and never drank too much. Every time they eat and drink, they always don’t enjoy themselves. Seeing Guo Jia’s today Just by looking at the expression, you can know that you can meet your bosom friend with wine.

So Cao Cao and Guo Jia changed from the friendship in the cafeteria to drinking friends, which is gratifying and congratulatory.But they completely forgot that after drinking too much, they would complain about Xun Yu's children's shoes who turned into Charmander.

But at a time like this, don't bring up such a disappointing topic.Later, Cao Cao felt that the biggest reason why Guo Jia had been determined to find a man for Xun Yu was not because he didn't want to have another Xun Yu who took care of him comprehensively, but because he wanted one less Xun Yu who would take care of his drinking, but this was a later thing.

But now these two have a glass of wine and a story, from poems and songs to philosophy of life, it is only a matter of looking at the snow, the stars and the moon, from the small to the school professor who is easy to fool, and the big to Japan's Abe who does not die, to Tigger and Pooh, down to the feasibility analysis of being a straight man at Z University for four years.

Anyway, to sum it up in one sentence, they probably don't remember what they said, anyway, they were too drunk.

It is said that after drinking, it is easy to have sex. Of course, you may also look forward to such a result, but as a cute author, this old Cao’s view of straight men has not been completely distorted. How could he like ♂ all black? What about the lacquered Guo Crow?

After all, the physiological structure is different whether the light is turned off or not.

Finally, the topic of the two people discussed the difficult professional issues.

"Xiao Guo, you are a pretty good kid, why did you choose such a major?"

"Old Cao, you made it sound like you are a 2B, didn't you choose too?"

"Didn't I report it with a flick of my head, a flick of my hand, and a slip of the pen tip?"

"Actually, it depends on the score." Guo Jia complained without hesitation.

Cao Cao said: Put away your contemptuous eyes.

Guo Jia and Cao Cao said that he was not like Xun Yu’s children’s shoes, who had a persistent goal since the second grade of elementary school. But just want to try something new.

Of course, let the author describe this problem in a poetic and picturesque way: just to meet each other in the vast sea of ​​people.

Cut, sour.

Lao Cao and Xiao Guo, who did not reach a consensus on this issue, continued drinking and running all the way to the next issue.

The so-called wine is less than a thousand cups when you have a bosom friend, and you will pass out after drinking another cup.Before Cao Cao's classmates were told to lie down by Guo Wuya, Lao Cao lay down first and lay dead on the street.