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At this moment, Cao Cao was lying on the bed with a frozen towel on his head, while Sun Quan and Xu Chu looked at him with gloating expressions.

"Yo, what's the matter, old Cao? Didn't you go to train your juniors? How did you become like this?" Liu Bei asked curiously when he saw Cao Cao lay dead on the bed as soon as he returned to the dormitory.

"Our old Cao was bravely smashed by the bottle and was carried back." Sun Quan couldn't help laughing out loud, "I said we should directly carry it to the medical school. It's too much trouble here."

Liu Bei still looked at Lao Cao with a puzzled expression. He didn't know what was going on in Liu Bei's mind. The sympathetic look in his eyes turned into deep contempt later: "Isn't Lao Cao talking about you, telling you not to masturbate?" You've broken your body, you can't even hold a bottle."

"Fuck..." Cao Cao, who was quite dead, finally couldn't help but say.

"What are you asking yourself to do?" Xu Chu was about to say a few words, but when he heard the door open, he turned around and saw Zhou Yu and Sun Ce shouting, "Comrade Cao, the organization sent someone to visit you."

"Brother, Brother Zhou Yu, why are you here?"

"Didn't I hear that you two were punished by your juniors? Come and take a look." Although Zhou Yu has a good temper, but today he was punished enough by the juniors, so he could only tease the juniors to clear his mind. Sun Quan, who was the first to hit the gun, unfortunately became the first bird.

It’s okay not to mention it, but when it was mentioned, Cao Cao, who was still quiet and dead, immediately sat up, and suddenly scolded: “Ma Dan, what’s the name of that kid, what the hell, it’s okay to train well. The dormitory is so close, will there be clothes floating down, and the underwear on it will fall down. The sun is so big, it is easy to get heatstroke, and I will faint a few times." Maybe it was because the voice was a little bit Big, so Cao Cao rubbed his head, then said with a mournful face, "Originally when Xu Chu couldn't catch the water, this kid was easy to hit the head with a sentence, so he was shot smoothly. If I see that kid again, I'll be so damned." □□ him!”

"Aren't you determined to be a straight man?" Sun Ce couldn't help laughing, but he didn't forget to tease Cao Cao, rubbed his stomach that was a little convulsed from laughing, and then patted Cao Cao's bed, "The student's name is Guo Jia , it’s in the next dormitory, my brothers will help you clear the place, you can kill him as many times as you want.”

"Forget it, be careful when he says that the bed board will collapse before you fall off the bed." Liu Bei shook his head and proposed another possibility.

"If that's the case, it can be done directly on the ground."

"But it would be scary to say that the lamp fell down like this."

"Stay away from the lights."

"It's a big place like our dormitory, so the only way to get away from the lights is to go to the balcony?"

"It just so happens that the balconies of your two dormitories are connected, what a beautiful erotic picture."

"Could you have set a bad example?"

For some reason, several other people in the dormitory, together with Sun Ce, who had always liked to hear about it, started discussing the seminar "On Avoiding the Curse of Guo Crow and the Correct Place to Sex Guo Crow" with great interest.

Hearing Cao Cao's collapse, he lay back down again, and once again felt that he really had to change the dormitory.

Zhou Yu first pursed his lips and smiled to see the enthusiasm of the four people discussing, and then said to Cao Cao with a bit of humanity: "Then what, you take care of it first, and we will stick to the front line for you." Cao Cao was originally moved Tears welled up in Zhou Yu's eyes, and Zhou Yu said again, "We will save that little Guo for you to wait for you. We should leave Sun Ce." As he spoke, he spread his hands, completely ignoring Cao Cao's glassy heart.

Sun Quan wanted to tease Cao Cao a little more, but Zhou Yu suddenly leaned in and said, "By the way, the little deer in their dormitory is also pretty good, Sun Quan and your brother don't mind having an extra sister-in-law." Son."

Whoever said that Zhou Yu was gentle and polite, a modest gentleman, and Ma Dan, such rumors are the most unreliable.

"Student Guo Jia, it's unscientific for you to spoil a senior when you just started school." Before the four of them sat down, Jia Xu, who had heard about Guo Wuya's heroic deeds, rushed in wearing a medical white coat that hadn't been changed yet. If you hold a knife, you are completely like a psycho killer.

"Yo, isn't this Jia Xu, you..." Before Guo Jia could say anything, Xun Yu immediately rushed up and covered his mouth, and then said to Jia Xu, "I remember you will have a chemical Experiment, for the safety of your whole class, it's better not to talk to him." But seeing Guo Jia's slightly aggrieved expression, Xun Yu let him go with a slight cough in embarrassment.

Jia Xu waved her hands long ago, and then looked at Guo Jia with a "that's it" expression in her eyes: "I think the peach blossoms of yours are coming soon."

"Hehe, with your kind words, just give me a 32F girl." Guo Jia gave Jia Xu a white look.

Suddenly Jia Xu showed a wretched smile and said: "I don't think there may be 32CM for 23F."

At this point, Jia Xu was kicked out of the dormitory by Guo Jia, and Xun Yu, Lu Xun and others were explicitly prohibited from opening the door.