Slag that big devil [Quick Transmigration]

In the past, Qiao Chen always thought that he was a gentle person.

At least, on the surface, he can make himself very gentle, kind, and... harmless.

Never hurt anyone for no reason.

Until he met the Great Demon King.

That ugly and grotesque big devil.

In addition to feeling a headache and tightness in his chest, Qiao Chen also felt... hurting his eyes.

@#￥&*(#￥%...

It hurts the eyes so much!

Especially Qiao Chen lowered his head, looking at the little monster that just crawled out of the swaddle, which was only the size of his palm, but uglier than an adult.

Wow, so ugly so ugly so ugly!

It simply surpassed his aesthetic limit!

Even uglier than when the Great Demon King was a huge monster!

Qiao Chen couldn't help stretching out his hand to poke the little monster with three heads: "So, what happened to you to make you look so ugly?"

After Qiao Chen finished speaking, he immediately stared nervously at the little monster.

It is true that he is telling the truth, and the complaints are also true, but... It is also true to want to see if the little monster will feel sad and painful because he despises it as ugly.

The little monster's head one: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Head [-] of the little monster: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Head three of the little monster: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Qiao Chen: "..."

He silently covered his ears.

The three heads of the little monster began to roar separately again.

The cries are still different, it is like a magic sound piercing the ears, and the pain is unbearable.

The system was about to take pity on the poor host who had suffered on his own, when he suddenly said with a strange expression: "Ding! Congratulations to the host, the pain value of the Great Demon King is +30! Please make persistent efforts to hit the host as soon as possible..." Its 100 points haven't reached yet. After finishing speaking, he suddenly said even more strangely, "Ding! The pain value of the Great Demon King is +15, and it is now 45. Congratulations to the host..."

Qiao Chen: "..."

He lowered his head, and continued to look at the eyes of the three little monsters that were filled with tears at the same time, whether they wanted to cry or not.

... With six eyes, I can't see through.

Qiao Chen endured it, endured it again, finally couldn't hold it back, stretched out a finger, and pushed the little monster that was about to crawl out of the cradle back with one finger.

Little monster: "Wow wow wow wow..."

Still a trio.

Qiao Chen: "..."

Then he heard the slamming of the broken door of his house, and the sound of cursing.

Qiao Chen silently lowered his head to look at the little monster, and couldn't help but sighed deeply.

Well, this little monster is really noisy, and he, the guy who teased the little monster and made him sad and miserable, is even more not a good person.

He was silent for a while, seeing that the door of his house was about to be smashed, he finally hesitantly stretched out the finger that pushed the little monster down, touched each of the three heads of the little monster, and said in a low voice : "I was wrong, you're not that ugly."

Lying will be struck by lightning, but Qiao Chen can't care about it now.

Although the little monster looks like a newborn kid, according to the plot, this little monster is actually the big devil who was seriously injured and had to take the form of a little monster to recuperate and resist the search and damage from the outside world.

I just don't know why, this little monster doesn't even have the memory of being the Great Demon King, it's really like a newborn little beast, it's just ugly and smart.

Just as Qiao Chen was thinking, he saw the six eyes of the little monster light up when he heard his words, and instead of crying, he let out a low "woo woo" a few times, as if shy or It's coquettish.

Qiao Chen: "..." It's a pity that it's really too ugly, he doesn't have the feeling of softness and joy in his heart at all.

Really.

System: "...I found it." But the host had better pretend, so as not to let the little monster find out and worry about it.

Qiao Chen: "..."

He wanted to pretend, but the little monster was so ugly that he couldn't even pretend.

If it was the white and tender baby just now, Qiao Chen could still convince himself to be gentle with this little baby.

Turns out, a little monster.

Qiao Chen stared expressionlessly at the little monster that had stopped screaming, but stared at him unblinkingly with six big wet eyes.

System: "Ding! Congratulations to the host, the pain value of the Great Demon King is +10, which is now 55. This system recommends that the host continue to work hard and directly break through 100 points!"

Host, you can do it!

Qiao Chen: "..."

However, Qiao Chen was still reluctant after all.

Although there is no memory of the past, nor such a mighty domineering, it is just so ugly that even his former... can't stand it, and can't deceive himself, but it is still a little beast after all.

Qiao Chen sighed softly, tried hard to prepare himself, and then lifted the little monster out of the cradle and put it on his lap.

The little monster immediately opened its six eyes wide.

Qiao Chen felt a little scary for no reason.

So he could only pat the three heads of the little monster, and said: "...can you become only one head and one tail? Look at it like this..." He wanted to say it was a bit ugly and strange, but he thought of the little monster The soaring pain value just now, after thinking about it, finally lied, "You look too individual like this. If you go out with me, some people may think that you are a rare commodity and snatch you from me. However, my current cultivation level ...It's not good, maybe it won't be able to win over others."

The little monster stared at Qiao Chen with wide-eyed eyes, and became inexplicably happy.

It seems that as long as Qiao Chen doesn't dislike it, no matter what it does, it will be willing in its heart.

The little monster couldn't help but gently rubbed against Qiao Chen's palm again, "gurgling" a few times, then flicked its head and tail, and finally, it really turned into only one head, one The shape of the tail.

Although it is still dark, with strange gray lines on its body, and an extra horn on its head, it looks much more pleasing to the eye after all than before.

It was weird and ugly before, and it is still ugly now, but at least it is not so weird anymore.

Qiao Chen also looked more pleasing to the eye.

Then he didn't know what to think, and started to poke the little monster over, and started to look at the [undescribable] part of the little monster.

As a result, before he could look there, he saw that the five claws of the little monster had also changed into four claws.

It seems more normal.

Qiao Chen couldn't help but let out a "Huh", and looked outside, and saw two "little monsters".

Then he stretched out his fingers as if possessed by a ghost.

Bounced twice.

The little monster seemed shy, yet proud, and immediately grabbed Qiao Chen's other hand with its two small paws, and yelled "woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

Qiao Chen: "..." As expected, the Great Demon King returned to the larval state after being seriously injured, and he knew to show off because of such things at such a young age.

Then he said with a blank face: "This has to become one, so that it won't be taken away by others."

Little monster: "...Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Because someone's favorite is two little monsters.

One less and no love for it.

The little monster immediately let go of Qiao Chen's hand, and began to protect its two little monsters. It looked at Qiao Chen vigilantly for a while, and then tilted its ugly head, as if trying to recall, why did it do so? There are such thoughts.

It's a pity that its injury was so severe that many memories in its head were confused.But fortunately, when it saw the man in front of it, it immediately knew that this man would never hurt it, it must hold on to this man tightly, and it was determined not to leave it!

This man who was only eighteen or nine years old really didn't intend to drive it away, even if it became a prototype, he didn't intend to drive it away.

But why did he dislike its appearance so much?Obviously this person once kissed its three heads one by one, as if he liked it very much.

The memory in the little monster's head is missing too much, and the only thing left is in a mess, so now he can only stare at Qiao Chen aggrievedly, as if saying, everything else can be changed, the brain can Change, the tail can also be changed, but, little monster, one must be missing!necessary!

Qiao Chen: "..."

Well, even though this little thing has become a juvenile, in fact it is still the same head, that monster, exactly the same as before!

Qiao Chen couldn't help frowning, and finally poked the little monster's head, and said, "Forget it, if you like it...then just keep it."

Anyway...he originally liked it very much.

But it must be a little devil in the form of an adult.

Qiao Chen thought about it, looked around again, and finally decided to leave.

must go.

Qiao Chen looked at the sky outside, it was noon, he would go around Huiyang City, exchange the gold and silver in the mustard space for spirit stones, buy some spirit grass and spirit grass seeds, and replace some other If you want something, you have to detour to Ziyang City immediately.

Because Mrs. Qiao wanted to run around to earn spirit stones, she had already obtained the map of the entire Little Thousand Realm. Qiao Chen knew how to detour to Huiyang City because of his original body.

He lowered his head to look at the little monster he put in a basket, covered with a small quilt, and his eyes were gurgling. Then he calculated the spirit stones left by Mrs. Qiao, and he knew that although those spirit stones were enough for Qiao Chen in Wufu He practiced in the inn for ten years, and after he came out, he made some arrangements to go to the Middle Thousand Realm. However, the little monster also needs to practice. Even if they are the two of them, those spirit stones are not enough.

Fortunately, this small world is too poor. Even gold and silver can buy a lot of cultivation items, and 1000 taels of silver can be exchanged for three low-grade spirit stones, and 1 taels of gold can be exchanged for three middle-grade spirit stones.

Although the exchange ratio is very deceitful, but thinking about other large and medium thousand worlds and those small thousand worlds with better aura, it is impossible to exchange gold and silver for spirit stones, so you know that such an exchange ratio is still acceptable.

Qiao Chen thought for a while, and decided to walk in circles all the way. Each city had to exchange three middle-grade spirit stones and a hundred or so low-grade spirit stones. In this way, he could walk all the way to Ziyang City. Got enough spirit stones for him and the little monster.

After thinking about it this way, Qiao Chen touched the little monster's head, and after getting the little monster's satisfaction, he went outside in a wheelchair.

——Because the previous original body didn't have a suitable wheelchair, he seldom went out, so when he came out, the middle-aged woman who had scolded him several times just now, and the cripple beside him looked at him at the same time.

The middle-aged woman saw that Qiao Chen's wheelchair could move freely, and said in surprise: "Yo, no wonder I was very happy when I saw Mrs. Qiao came back, so I got such a good thing for Qiao Chen. It's not bad, it's here Did you buy it in Ziyang City? We don’t have such good things in this small town.”

You know, there is a young lady from a wealthy family in a small town who has a problem with one leg, and the wheelchair she is sitting on can't be pushed by herself, she has to be followed by someone.

The cripple squinted his eyes and looked at Qiao Chen for a while, before saying: "Ms. Qiao protects you very tightly. Why is Kid Qiao coming out now? What about your mother? Didn't your mother wake up even after the noise? "

Qiao Chen took a look at the lame man, then smiled at the middle-aged woman, and said, "My mother sent this from a friend she met in Ziyang City. My mother didn't go there this time. After all, from our This trip to Ziyang City will take at least a month, and my mother has only been there for about ten days." After a pause, he continued, "My mother is very tired this time, and she is meditating now, and I will take care of her Junior brother. It was only my first time taking care of a child, which made the junior brother a little fussy. But the younger brother is sleeping now, and I think I can sleep for an afternoon. I will go out to exchange some spirit stones, and then buy some for the younger brother. things come back."

The middle-aged woman and the cripple glanced at each other and understood immediately.

Well, it turns out that Mrs. Qiao didn't kidnap other people's children, but took an apprentice back.

Even for the wheelchair that Joe is sitting on this time, it is estimated that there will be no shortage of spirit stones.This made Qiao boy have to go out immediately to exchange for spirit stones and take care of his junior brother.

The cripple lowered his head and continued to fiddle with his medicinal materials with drooping eyelids; the middle-aged woman "tsk tsk" a few times, then smiled and asked Qiao Chen to go back quickly.

"Save that little baby and cry later." That one was making a lot of noise.

Qiao Chen nodded lightly, and pushed the wheelchair outside with a little excitement.

He inherited some memories from the original body, and the original body has also cultivated to the Qi-entraining stage, so when he reaches a place with a threshold, he only needs to activate the spiritual energy to let the wheelchair "fly over" in a small way.

Although the original body can also use this method to walk, but he is only in the entrainment period after all, and cannot use this method to support a long distance.

Qiao Chen just used this method to cross the threshold, but he could barely support it.

Huiyang City is really a very small city.

There are only three square markets in the entire city, and one of them is still open on the edge of the city. It is said to be a square market, but it is actually a market. It happens once every five days, and mortal monks from the city and the countryside can go there.

Coincidentally, today happens to be the fifth day of the lunar new year.

Qiao Chen's eyes flickered, and the market began to turn upwards.

Although he was very anxious to exchange gold and silver for spirit stones and buy some things needed for cultivation, but Huiyang City is too small, almost everyone knows who it is, and everyone in the small city knows the situation of Qiao Chen's family. It is impossible to buy and buy in the two square markets in the city.

He just went to the first market first and exchanged 30 yuan for low-grade spirit stones.

The number of spirit stones is really not that much, but the shopkeeper clicked his tongue a few times and praised him repeatedly, saying: "Ms. Qiao is really lucky this time. There are a lot of spirit stones, and I even got such a wheelchair for you, tsk tsk, boy Qiao, you are very lucky."

Qiao Chen only pursed his lips slightly, and smiled shyly, just like he had done countless times before.

Then Qiao Chen took the little monster to buy the spirit plant spirit grass.

In this small world, Qiao Chen once exchanged his points with the system for a book of Wanwuzhi, which contained detailed introductions to all kinds of things in the cultivation world, so he turned around in the shop without hesitation. After a round, I bought ten flower pots and two kinds of elixir seeds that are extremely easy to grow but only need to be taken care of by the grower every day. The fruits produced by the two kinds of shrub seeds are very delicious.

The shopkeeper in the shop asked Qiao Chen to tidy things up, and said with a smile: "That's right! Although you have trouble with your legs and feet, you are a man after all. You have to practice, but you should also give it to you when you are practicing." Your mother helped me to earn some money for my family."

Qiao Chen continued to nod shyly.

He bought some spirit planting seeds, low-level talismans, low-level elixir, and some things for children in several shops that were not too close, and then took the little monster to the place where the city and the country meet. The last square city.

Because that square market is accessible to all monks, the things inside are really not particularly good.

It's just that there is one good thing there, that is, you can exchange gold and silver for spirit stones at a high price.

After all, gold and silver are always inferior to spirit stones. The regular shops in the square city have a daily exchange limit, and the square city cannot continue to exchange when the upper limit is reached, but the regular square market is not allowed. This half market and half assembly place, But someone can help exchange.

Qiao Chen wandered around the rally for a long time before going to that burly man and whispering something to him.

Qiao Chen knew this burly man, and of course the big man also knew Qiao Chen—even if he hadn't seen Qiao Chen's face, he knew that there was only Mrs. Qiao's son in Huiyang City and the lady with disabled legs.

So the big man squinted his eyes and looked at the wheelchair Qiao Chen was sitting on, guessing that this time Mrs. Qiao probably got a lot of gold and silver back from the outside.I just don't know why, Mrs. Qiao didn't come to exchange the spirit stone herself, but let this trash boy come.

However, that doesn't matter.Anyway, the smaller ones are better solved.

As for that Mrs. Qiao... The big man squinted his eyes slightly, allowing this useless boy to exchange spirit stones and go out to buy things, thinking that he is not far from death.

The burly man immediately smiled and nodded to Qiao Chen, made a gesture, and the two walked to the corner of Fangshi.

The big man squinted his eyes and asked, "How much gold and silver does Qiao Xiaoyou have? If there is a large amount, the price is negotiable."

Qiao Chen was always alert, and the little monster lying on his lap was even more alert. He immediately arched his body and yelled "Aoooooooooooooo" at the big man.

Even if it wasn't for Qiao Chen's hand pressing down on its back, the little monster would probably rush towards the big man immediately.

The big man's eyes narrowed even more.

Qiao Chen could only hold down the little monster with both hands, turned the little monster's head to himself, stroked it soothingly, and then smiled and apologized to the burly man, and said: "It's my little pet who was naughty and surprised you. After a pause, seeing the burly man waving his hand, he didn't seem to mind, so he slightly lowered his voice, and reported two numbers to the burly man, one was the weight of gold and the other was the weight of silver.

The burly man had already guessed that the answer given by this kid would be good, and when he heard what the kid really said, he immediately became excited.

This is a fat sheep!

With this amount, he and his two younger brothers can practice hard for half a year before coming out to make a living.

Well, by the way, the savings from Mrs. Qiao will also be added!

If they can successfully kill Mrs. Qiao, wouldn't they be able to get another fortune?Even if they can't, with this spirit stone, it is enough for them to go to other places to practice and live.

So the burly man smiled more amiably at Qiao Chen.

Qiao Chen: "..." The acting skills are so clumsy that they can't be used much.

However, he can't take the initiative to hurt people and rob, but if he can cheat, he may not be able to.

System: "Hehe."

Qiao Chen: "...What are you laughing at?"

System: "Has the host forgotten your current force value? Forgot your legs...? In order to be able to successfully complete the task, this system recommends that the host avoid it first. Come back and talk about it."

It's just another matter whether Qiao Chen can find these little people who are not worth remembering, and whether those little people are still alive ten years later.

Qiao Chen fell silent.

Yeah, not worth it.

He is now in the cultivation world where the strong are respected, and the most important thing is of course cultivation.As for the others, let's wait until he has a certain ability.

Qiao Chen figured it out, and exchanged 30 yuan for mid-grade spirit stones and 300 yuan for low-grade spirit stones with the burly man, and then went around the market again, bought a spirit carriage, and used his spirit power to get on the spirit stone. The carriage, let the spirit horse run into the mountains.

The burly man and his two younger brothers quietly followed behind.

It's just a spirit horse. Although it has a little intelligence and can understand pictures, it is only a low-level spirit beast after all, and it can run fast, so it is not hard for the three of them to follow.

only……

An hour later, the big man who was at the end and his two younger brothers froze at the same time, and no one could be found.

One of them at the foundation building stage and two monks at the late stage of the entraining stage, unexpectedly lost a ten-year-old cultivator at the entraining stage to... just like that!

Qiao Chen, who had already entered the mustard space, was tearing off small pieces of jerky to feed the little monster with a stern face, his face was getting darker and darker.

Because of this little monster, while coquettishly asking his father to feed him himself, at the same time... he couldn't help but lick Qiao Chen's fingers.

Qiao Chen: "..." Really, not good.

It's too bad.

Then, after the naughty little monster ate the jerky, it burned it on Qiao Chen's lap, revealing its soft, black belly, stretched out its two front paws, and grabbed one of Qiao Chen's fingers. It rubs and rubs on its little belly.

The two hind paws did not forget to protect its two little dicks shyly, as if it was afraid that Qiao Chen would let it turn the two little penises into one little penis again.

ugly.And kind of stupid.

However, Qiao Chen thought silently, it's still...very cute.

At least, such an ugly and stupid little monster actually hit his sweet spot, making his heart soften.

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