Slag that big devil [Quick Transmigration]

Qiao Chen originally thought that when he transformed from a human into a prickly pear, he would automatically fall into a deep sleep, and he would wake up when he could bloom.

This is of course the best result for Qiao Chen who thinks he is more suitable to be a human being.

——He didn't want to know at all if he would grow thorns all over his skin after he became a prickly pear!Are there eyes all over the body?Do you have to work hard like a fool to start blooming!

It's a pity, Qiao Chen thought very well in his heart, but the system was a pit, after he disappeared from the bathroom, he felt dizzy for a while, and after that, he had already turned into... the pot of prickly pear on the desk.

The original prickly pear with rotten roots was put into the system space by the system.

And Qiao Chen, who thought he would fall asleep waiting to grow up, suddenly discovered that he had really turned into a prickly pear.

One, green, with soft thorns all over the body... cactus.

Qiao Chen: qaq.

He was silent for a while, and then he began to ask the system in his mind why his thorns were so soft... You must know that even the prickly prickly prickly prickly pear has extremely sharp thorns!Why should his thorns be so soft?

He was so soft that he felt it himself, and was extremely distressed.

Even distressed, I want to pull out these soft thorns one by one, and then grow new sharp thorns again!

System: "Hehe."

Qiao Chen: "...Speak in human terms!" Shi Zhi gritted his teeth.

The system shivered silently, thinking that he had grown a lot of small feathers, so he shouldn't be afraid of the cold, so he whispered in "human words": "Because the host is in a special situation, the thorns all over the body are now soft, there are two main points. There are three reasons. The first reason is that the host is struggling to grow and the nutrient supply is insufficient, so the host must sacrifice the sharp thorns on its body in order to supply the host to work hard to bloom; the second reason...hehe."

Qiao Chen: "..." Hehe, are you a pig?

System: "..." Pigs don't haha, pigs can only grunt and give birth.

Qiao Chen: "..."

One person, one system silently exchanged a few words with consciousness, and then the system pondered over and over again, and whispered the second reason slowly.

"The second reason, ahem, is that the bed between the host and the big devil was too frequent, which caused the host's physical health to decline, with weak kidneys, weak body, insufficient essence, blood, so..." Of course you can't stand up with a thorn or something!

Qiao Chen: "..."

Qiao Chen: "..."

This is obviously not his fault!

Obviously, the big devil's desire is too strong!

Is it amazing to have two penises?I used to think that having two penis was deformed, so every time I had to coax him to come to him with a shy face!It's alright now, the big devil is actually thinking about getting the two little devils together... that him!

Tolerable or unbearable!

Badass!

asshole!

So hateful, so disgusting, so... ecstasy, but also so scary!

Qiao Chen bit the handkerchief silently in his mind, humming angrily.

He is a person, not an object!Two little demon kings together...what is he?Will you die?

Although it will probably be... pretty cool before dying.

Qiao Chen blushed silently again.

system:"……"

system:"……"

Why would it have such a fake host?Obviously its real host should be a good host who is innocent, innocent, kind, and never talks about sex!Why does this fake host open his mouth like dirt?

Don't you feel guilty and ashamed?

Qiao Chen: "..." Shame and guilt?It's just that although he covets the two little devil kings at the same time, his rationality is still there in the end, knowing that for his own life and health, he must unswervingly reject the temptation of the big devil king and the little devil king!

You know, if he is really irrational, he won't be locked up by his side for so long because of the big devil, and let the two little devils spend the peak with him. , He will not run so fast!After all, the Great Demon King is really good to him, Qiao Chen thought, anyway, he is not yet 23 years old, so let's enjoy it a little more before 23 years old, it seems...it doesn't matter?

System: "..." So, this stupid host is really so stupid that he won't explain it!

Qiao Chen asked the system some ways to "grow up" faster. He knew that although the thorns all over his body were limp, he had to accumulate strength to grow up. It is a strong plant that can grow, so Qiao Chen only needs to continue to stay well and not think about dirty things affecting the "essence and blood" in his body, and he can bloom smoothly after a period of time and become a human being.

As for the amazing result... Hehe, the system said that if the host is extremely eager, as a system, hehehehehehe, it is actually willing to help the host with this "little favor".After all, the host and the big devil have brewed so many sauces before, if the host is willing, they want to bloom and then bear fruit... Although it is difficult, who is the system master?It must be able to successfully help the host fulfill this wish!

Qiao Chen: "..." It turned out to be a ghost?It must not be tolerated!

So, following Qiao Chen's effort to ignore the system last time, so that the system could neither appear in his mind nor pry into his inner thoughts, he began to ignore and block Dafa again, making the system helpless to him .

System: "&...%￥#*(%!" Why does this stupid host have this kind of skill, which can make it helpless to the stupid host?

After Qiao Chen completely blocked the system, he began to practice (doze) practice (doze).

Because of his shielding of the system, he didn't even know that the system silently reported the increase in the pain value of the Great Demon King after 10 minutes.

"Ding! The Great Demon King's pain value is +10, +10, +3! +1, the pain value is 99! Congratulations to the host! Congratulations to the host!" The system was so happy that the little yellow chicken was spinning around in Qiao Chen's mind. From time to time, it even flaps its little wings that it can't fly at all, to express its happiness!

But, soon, it will not be happy!

Because the pain value of the big devil has been stuck at 99, and then it seems to be stuck, and he can't move anymore!

And after Qiao Chen practiced (slept) for ten days in a drowsy manner, and the thorns on his body began to change from very soft to relatively soft, he finally woke up.

Then, as soon as he woke up, what he saw was the big devil Qin Zhe was holding him in his palm and playing with him, his face was as cold as frost, and his voice was hoarse and indifferent when he spoke.

"Find him! You must find him. Otherwise...the consequences, you should know."

Qiao Chen immediately felt the person in the room tremble, obviously frightened, immediately agreed, and ran away with trembling legs, ran away!

Qiao Chen, Qiao Chen also felt a little scared!

This is a big devil!

Before, he and the Great Demon King were barely lovers, so the Great Demon King would not kill him, but now, he is just a pitiful prickly prickly prickly prickly prickly pear.

Qiao Chen really, couldn't help but be scared!

The more Qiao Chen thought about it, the more frightened he became, because the big devil's hand was so big that he was holding him with one hand, and his eyes, which were red from looking for him, were also staring at him fiercely and angrily without blinking.

It's like... wanting to eat him!

Qiao Chen couldn't help being frightened and blushing at the same time.

There is no way, although this look is fierce, but it is also very confusing.

Just like when Qin Zhe wanted him on the bed...

Qiao Chen thought about it, and suddenly thought of his current body.

If Qin Zhe knew that he was this prickly pear now, and couldn't help but think about that, how should he vent?

Qiao Chen couldn't help but want to blink.But where do the prickly pears get their eyes?Naturally, in Qin Zhe's view, some thorns on his body moved slightly.

However, Qiao Chen didn't know this yet.

Qin Zhe's gaze became deeper and deeper.

He stretched out his hand, caressed the soft thorns of the prickly pear, and said slowly: "Run after teasing? You are so courageous! I loved you so much before, and I was so kind and gentle to you. Don't you want it? It seems that I should Another way is to let you stay by my side!" As if being bewitched, he approached the trembling cactus and murmured in a low voice, "For example, swallow you into my stomach, and when I want to I took you out when I was you. Normally, you just live in the space in my belly, okay? In this way, can you still run? Dare you still run? Can you still run? "

Qiao Chen: "..." Ma Ma has a lunatic here!Come and take me away!

Qin Zhe seemed to be really crazy. After staring at Qiao Chen for a long time, he finally placed the half-covered photo of Qiao Chen he secretly took around the prickly pear, and then, facing the prickly pear, began to... . Blasphemy up.

Qiao Chen: "..."

Qiao Chen: "..."

Ahhh!System, get out!This big devil is really, really, really crazy!

He heard it!He heard it!I heard the whisper of the big devil!The big devil said, if Qiao Chen can't be found again, it's not impossible to just make Qiao Chen's favorite prickly pear!Anyway, the thorns of the cactus are so soft, so soft, so soft!

system:"……"

Mr. System was forced to listen to a bunch of messy things, and just about to speak, he felt dizzy for a while, as if he was being pulled out of the host's body.

And its host Lord indeed fell into a coma at this moment.

"It turns out that you are controlling my Qiao Qiao and keeping him away from me." Qin Zhe turned into Ben Xi suddenly, and one paw grabbed the almost transparent body of the system, "It turns out that my Qiao Qiao has been They all love me, you are torturing my Qiao Qiao, making him have to stay away from me. You, damn it!"

system:"……"

system:"……"

The conscience of heaven and earth!Although the character of this system is not noble, but, but the data reasoning ability is still great!This system has known for a long time that you, the big devil, love the stupid host more than full marks, but the stupid host's love for the big devil... has always been maintained at the level of only liking the body of the big devil!

Before the system consciously transmitted its reasoning results to the big devil who was able to capture it for some unknown reason, he found that his entire data had almost collapsed.

It even heard the deep, threatening voice of the Great Demon King.

"Wrong, you, the reasoning calculation is wrong."

He really loved his Qiao Qiao deeply, and his Qiao Qiao also loved him deeply.

This is the correct data.

Absolutely.

The system, the system is trembling, and they dare not refute at all!

Qiao Chen: Zzzzz~~~

The author has something to say: So, there is still 1 pain point left~~Memememeda~~