Seduced you, the black-bellied male god is addicted

"Hey, Yun Xun, come and rub my shoulders!"

"Hey, Yun Xun, hurry up and cook, I'm hungry again!"

"Yun Xun, come and give me a hug, I miss your taste!"

"Xun, give me a kiss, you haven't kissed me all day!"

"Husband~ It's only one day a year, why don't you let me be arrogant. You suppress me for 360 days on weekdays, so let me bully you today."

This is Si Xin's attitude towards Yun Xun one day.Why hasn't Yun Xun exploded yet?

bingo!Because today is Si Xin's birthday, someone began to pluck the hair on the tiger's head recklessly.

At this moment, Si Xin was lying on the sofa with his head resting on Yun Xun's lap, and was bossing Yun Xun to pinch his waist.

"This side, and that side! Oh, can't you be a little stronger, haven't you eaten?"

"I advise you to stay in moderation." Yun Xun used more force to make Si Xin feel comfortable, while threatening him coldly.

Upon hearing this, Si Xin was unhappy, "What's wrong with me?! Let me tell you, you are not allowed to take revenge on me tomorrow. We agreed last night. Today is my birthday, so you have to listen to me. You are not allowed to refute, and you are not allowed to harbor resentment afterwards, nor can you hold grudges!"

Yun Xun curled his lips and replied casually, "Yeah."

After getting this answer, Si Xin felt relieved, and began to play tricks on the tiger again, "Xun, I want to eat potato chips, you come and feed me."

"Yeah." Yun Xun continued to knead with one hand, and stretched the other hand forward to get the half-eaten potato chips on the coffee table, resisting the disgusting greasy feeling, took a piece from it and stuffed it into Si Xin's mouth inside.

Si Xin ate crunchy and felt very comfortable.

This little day is really... Really, Si Xin narrowed her eyes, the corners of her mouth slightly curled up, if only she could live like this forever.

Looking at Si Xin's complacent villain, Yun Xun lost all the anger that had just accumulated in his heart.An easy-to-satisfy guy, it's best to keep him.

However, this doesn't mean that he will easily let go of his misdemeanors this day, it's purely using himself at the mercy of others.After twelve o'clock in the morning, he will let Si Xin know what the price of his day is!

Wait for his endless destruction and revenge!As for the words that you are not allowed to hold grudges or harbor resentment, go to hell.Anyway, in Si Xin's place, he has always kept his words low.

The little calculation in Yun Xun's heart is well done, Si Xin said again, "Xun, I always feel that there is something missing in my ear, tell me a story!"

"Si Xin..." Yun Xun gritted his teeth and was interrupted by Si Xin before he finished speaking, he still looked like I was very magnanimous, "Just say anything, I don't pick."

"...Really?" Yun Xun asked with a fake smile.

"Of course, but it's best if it's a fairy tale."

"Are you sure you want to listen?" Yun Xun confirmed for the last time.

"Okay, just concentrate on talking, I'll just take the potato chips myself." Si Xin picked up the potato chips and sat up cross-legged, with an air of listening attentively.

Yun Xun paused, seemed to be thinking for a while, and then slowly opened his mouth, "Once upon a time, in a forest, there lived seven dwarves. The seven of them depended on each other and lived an ordinary but warm life every day. Until some One day, a hunter brought them a woman. The woman's skin was as white as snow, her willow eyebrows were like Daisy's, her eyes were beautiful, her frown and smile were charming. She called herself Snow White."

"Huh? Xun, although I want to hear fairy tales, don't you tell me the story of Snow White so perfunctorily." Si Xin stuffed the last piece of potato chips into her mouth and complained with dissatisfaction.

Yun Xun glanced at him coldly, the threat in his eyes was self-evident.Si Xin immediately fell silent, and smiled flatteringly, "Go ahead, I promise I won't interrupt you."

"The little dwarves have never seen such a beautiful girl, and they fell in love with her almost instantly. Only Xiao Qi has no affection for her."

"Xun, why?" Si Xin casually picked up a pack of other snacks and asked while tearing open the package, "Why doesn't Xiao Qi like Snow White?"

"Originally Xiaoqi was the youngest of the seven dwarfs, and the six elder brothers loved him very much. But as soon as Snow White appeared, they completely occupied the eyes of the six elder brothers. They did this and that for Snow White, Almost almost forgot the existence of Xiao Qi."

Si Xin didn't interrupt Yun Xun this time, and listened very carefully with her chin raised.

Yun Xun continued, "Xiao Qi's jealousy towards Snow White has been accumulating day by day, almost to the point where she is almost uncontrollable. One day, Xiao Qi found Snow White while all her six brothers were out, and told her coldly She said, "You are not welcome here, please leave as soon as possible. "Snow White was very surprised by this, she slightly rounded her beautiful eyes, tears rolled in her eyes, she looked very pitiful, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know... I will leave soon. Xiao Qi sneered, "It's best like this." "After that, Xiao Qi went out to find his brothers, but by accident, he happened to miss the way his brothers returned, and met a witch instead. The two had the same purpose, and they almost hit it off. Originally, Xiao Qi He didn't want to help the witch murder Snow White, but he never expected that when he went back, Snow White not only didn't leave, but also tactfully sued him to his six brothers, which caused his six brothers to die. There was a rift with him. Xiao Qi originally only hated Snow White, but now he simply hated her. Without doing anything else, Xiao Qi simply agreed to the witch's request. He helped the witch get rid of his six older brothers, so that The witch attacked Snow White. Snow White looks weak, but she is not pure in heart. She doesn't trust anyone easily. The witch tried many times but failed to make Snow White eat the poisoned apple. Seeing how his brothers treat him The defense became stronger and stronger, and Xiaoqi finally couldn't bear it anymore. He picked wild fruits from the depths of the jungle, and poisoned them all through a series of methods. There were exactly eight of them. He wanted to reconcile with Snow White As a gimmick, he distributed seven wild fruits to his six brothers and Snow White, and kept the last one for himself. With a mentality of smiling to wipe away all grievances, eight people ate the wild fruit at the same time. Half an hour later, the poison broke out The eight of them fell to the ground at the same time. Looking at the poisonous blood flowing from the corners of their mouths, Xiao Qi finally showed a pure smile that he hadn’t seen since Snow White appeared. He slowly closed his eyes, thinking: "Really?" Well, that's great, since the six brothers who are alive have ignored me, let's die together. "The witch saw all eight people fell to the ground outside the window, and entered the house. According to Xiao Qi's request, she burned Snow White's body and buried Xiao Qi and her six brothers together. However, because Xiao Qi helped herself Completely get rid of Snow White, the witch did not bury Xiao Qi out of kindness, but put him in a crystal coffin that can preserve the body, and left. A year later, the prince passed by here and found the crystal coffin Xiao Qi fell in love with his cute appearance at a glance. He couldn't help the throbbing in his heart. He leaned over and kissed Xiao Qi. Who would have thought that after being kissed, Xiao Qi slowly opened his eyes? Because of being poisoned and lying in bed for a year, Xiao Qi lost all his memory, so his eyes were extremely clear, looking at the prince with dependence like a newborn baby. The prince's heartstrings were completely moved by Xiao Qi, so he Take him back to the palace. From then on, the two lived happily ever after."

When Yun Xun finished speaking, Si Xin's jaw was about to drop from shock.The hand holding the snack trembled slightly, and Si Xin swallowed, "Xun, what the hell is this?"

Yun Xun raised his eyebrows, "As you wish, a fairy tale."

Damn it, can this be considered a fairy tale?Si Xin rubbed his aching forehead, still a little unable to accept it, "Xun, your brain circuit is really strange. Xiaoqi, he... has done so many bad things, why can he still get happiness in the end? You are purely black. Fairy tales, ruin your childhood, ruin your childhood!" Si Xin was heartbroken, "Xun, you can't do this."

"Xiao Qi is bad, so who is good?" Yun Xun pinched Si Xin's chubby cheeks, "Huh?"

"Let me think about it." Si Xin puffed up her mouth and flicked Yun Xun's hand away, and then began to carefully count each character with her fingers, "Snow White, she is a white lotus, she promised to leave, and she still wants to leave." It's not a good bird to file a complaint. The six elder brothers are just looking at the face, and they also empathize with others. They don't even think about why Xiao Qi became like that, so they know how to blame Xiao Qi. The witch must have no good intentions After all, only the prince is a good person!" Si Xin finally came to a conclusion after counting, and couldn't help but exclaimed, "There is only one good person in a fairy tale, how is that possible?"

"How is it impossible?" Yun Xun raised the corners of his mouth and asked without answering, "Do you still remember what I said to you beside the white horse on the wedding day?"

Si Xin tilted his head, and it took him a long time to remember, "Is that the sentence? My prince, now, I'll pick it up."

Before Si Xin finished speaking, Yun Xun interrupted him. Yun Xun raised his legs and smiled, "What do I call you?"

"You call me a prince!" Si Xin opened his eyes wide and pointed to himself, "I am a prince!"

"It's not stupid." Yun Xun praised him. "I want to say that no matter how the surrounding environment is, no matter how many bad people are around you, you are the kindest and purest prince."

One sentence made Si Xin blush, he looked at Yun Xun's thin lips, and kissed Yun Xun's thin lips, he left after a long time, and said coyly, "Oh, Xun, I can't speak so well as you. "

"I said yes." Yun Xun's eyes flashed a smug light.

Sure enough, in the next second, Si Xin jumped up from the sofa, rubbed Yun Xun's shoulders and beat his back, thinking that he would never disappoint Yun Xun's praise of him.

Now, a certain person completely forgot his purpose of not letting Yun Xun call him until he was completely comfortable. In an instant, he turned into a little sheep, rubbed his chin on Yun Xun's shoulder, and couldn't control himself happily.

Yun Xun—a soldier who surrenders without fighting!