Seduced you, the black-bellied male god is addicted

It wasn't until noon that Yun Xun and Si Xin's father came out of the bedroom, and Si Xin's father clearly had a satisfied smile on his face.After the communication with Yun Xun just now, Si Xin's father knew how capable Yun Xun is. No matter what difficult or incomprehensible knowledge points, he can always hit the key points in a few words and let him understand.

So, Si Xin's father looks at Yun Xun now - how does he look at him?With Yun Xun's guidance at the side, he can get twice the result with half the effort when reading the book.Even if Yun Xun wanted to leave now, Si Xin's father would not let him go.

Seeing them coming out, Si Xin immediately went forward and patted his chest, as if he taught Si Xin's father, "How is it? Dad, Yun Xun is amazing! I just said, with him here, what? The assessment is nothing to worry about."

"It's not bad." Although he was very impressed in his heart, as an elder and an experienced elder, Si Xin's father still had to pretend. He patted Yun Xun on the shoulder and looked at Yun Xun like a rising star. , "You kid is really amazing."

"Thank you, Uncle, you have appreciated the award." Yun Xun smiled slightly, "Uncle knows everything and has given me a lot of inspiration."

"Oh, let's not talk about this job. Xun, Dad, how about the three of us playing Landlords? I'm almost bored to death."

It was indeed boring, Yun Xun and Si Xin's father went to discuss important matters, Si Xin's mother went shopping for vegetables, Si Xin watched TV alone, touched the sofa cover, it was almost moldy.

"Fighting the Landlord?" Si Xin's father frowned, "What is it?" Si Xin's father felt a lot relieved after solving the assessment, otherwise he would not have the time to play such a boring game.

"Dad, you're too old-fashioned, you don't even know Doudizhu." Si Xin pursed her lips, then took out a deck of cards from her pocket as if by magic, and waved them in front of Si Xin's father, "It's very simple It's very interesting, and you will be addicted once you play it."

This sounds so much like a sales pitch... However, Si Xin's father adjusted his glasses, and really didn't want to spoil Si Xin's fun, "Well, I'll just play with you for a while, and it's rare for you to go home."

Seeing that Si Xin's father agreed, Si Xin didn't care about Yun Xun's opinion, and directly pulled him to sit on the sofa, and said with a smile, "Then let's start."

"I'll go to the bathroom first." Si Xin's father got up just after sitting down, and said to them, "Wait for me."

"Yeah, dad, hurry up, I have to tell you the rules."

After Si Xin dealt out the cards with great interest, she noticed Yun Xun who seemed to be silent all the time.He poked Yun Xun on the shoulder and asked in confusion, "Hey, why don't you speak?"

"...You let me play Landlords?" Yun Xun leaned back, looking at the poker cards with disdain, "lower my level."

"Cut, you might not win yet, really! It's too early to speak up now." Although Si Xin is Yun Xun's brainless fan, he is not brainless enough to believe in this kind of game cloud with mixed luck and ability. Xun can still win.

Hearing Si Xin's disbelieving tone, Yun Xun suddenly became interested, "What if I can keep winning?"

"...Do you think you are a god?" Si Xin rolled his eyes, "Don't say you always win, even if you win eight out of ten games, I believe you are a god."

"In that case," Yun Xun spread his hands, "how about a bet?"

"What bet?"

"If I win eight out of ten, you will unconditionally agree to my ten demands." Yun Xun was really greedy to a certain extent, and he made ten demands as soon as he opened his mouth...

Because he thought it was impossible, Si Xin was noncommittal, "What if it's not possible?"

"I promise you one request."

"Why, why, why?" Si Xin was furious, "Why do I win only one if you win ten? At least five, no discussion!"

"Four. No more." Yun Xun said lightly.

"Five!"

"Three."

"Five!"

"two."

"Okay," Si Xin gritted his teeth, "Two, just two!"

"Then it's settled." Yun Xun twitched the corner of his mouth, "If you lose, don't regret it."

"This sentence should be what I said. Don't regret it if you lose." Although there are only two requirements, it is not easy. After all, Yun Xun...is quite powerful, and his requirements are worth more than his own. too much.

"Ah."

Just when the two had just reached an agreement, Si Xin's father just came out of the toilet and walked towards them.

After briefly explaining the rules of the game to Si Xin's father, the battle between the three of them officially kicked off!

Yun Xun looked at Si Xin who had been carefully guarding him after revealing the card, and couldn't help but chuckled.One of his opponents is a rookie (Si Xin's dad) who just learned the rules, and the other is an idiot with an IQ of less than [-]. Is there any suspense about the ending?

Therefore, after 10 minutes, Yun Xun won eight sets without any suspense.During this period, Si Xin changed from being high-spirited at the beginning to being lucky and then to being desperate...

The ending was already doomed, so Si Xin didn't struggle anymore.It's just that he didn't understand, how did Yun Xun draw good cards in every hand?God must be helping him, just to see how handsome he is!

He doesn't accept it, he doesn't accept it!

(If you don't accept it, you have to bear with me, who made you not good enough! The scolded God said.)

In the end, Yun Xun won ten games out of ten, and Si Xin was so dejected that he didn't want to play any more.However, Si Xin's father showed great interest!

As a last resort, Si Xin had no choice but to download the Doudizhu software on his father's phone.

What's the matter?Si Xin wanted to cry without tears, and gave that devil Yun Xun ten requests for nothing, ten!He will be enslaved to death in a while!

However, this taught Si Xin a lesson.That is - never bet with Yun Xun again!Lose!

……

After Si Xin's mother came back, the picture she saw became like this.Si Xin half squatted on the sofa, chanting something to the corner of the sofa; Si Xin's father was staring at the phone seriously, as if in a war; only Yun Xun was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, watching the noon news.

In the end, it was Yun Xun who discovered Si Xin's mother's arrival first, and walked over in three steps at a time. Yun Xun took the food from her very naturally, "Thank you, auntie."

"It's okay, let's eat here at noon today, and let your uncle show you a hand."

Seeing that her family didn't care about her, and only Yun Xun, an "outsider", came to welcome her, Si Xin's mother couldn't help feeling sad for a while, and then her attitude towards Yun Xun changed a lot immediately.

"Then thank you auntie."

Si Xin's mother walked into the living room and found that the two people were still indifferent.She took a deep breath, then snatched Si Xin's father's mobile phone, and complained, "How old are you, and you still play with your mobile phone so much, hurry up and cook!"

"Let me finish this game." Si Xin's father is not too young, but at this moment he licked his old face and begged Si Xin's mother for a game.

When Si Xin's mother wanted to say something more, Yun Xun said at the right time, "Auntie, let me cook, it's rare that Uncle met a game he likes to play."

"Why, how can I let you cook alone as a guest?" Si Xin's mother gave Si Xin's father a hard look, and then looked at Yun Xun embarrassingly.

"It's all right, Auntie."

"No, no." Si Xin's mother was still embarrassed.She took two steps back, and took a picture of Si Xin's buttocks, who was still squatting, "Do you still have some eyesight? You hurry up and cook for me!"

"Mom," Si Xin pursed her lips, feeling unhappy, "If Xun wants to do it, then let him do it. What do you want me to do?"

In fact, Si Xin has selfish intentions. Ever since he ate the noodles made by Yun Xun on the first night, he has been obsessed with the delicious taste. He did it, which made Si Xin so greedy.Finally, this time Yun Xun took the initiative to ask to cook, if he snatched it, he would be too stupid.

"You..." Si Xin's mother was speechless to Si Xin, which made her even more embarrassed when she looked at Yun Xun, "I made you laugh, you see, Xin Xin has lost his temper again."

"It's okay," Yun Xun smiled very gently, "I just like his temper as a child."

"If you pet me, I won't let you cook. Wait a minute, my aunt will do it right away."

"Auntie, let me do it. You are tired enough to buy vegetables, and I am fine, so let me show you." Yun Xun said stubbornly.

"Then... that's fine." Si Xin's mother is not as stubborn as Yun Xun, so she had to let him go, but Si Xin's mother still refused to let the lazy Si Xin go, "Go, help Xiao Xun, see How lazy are you?"

"Okay." Si Xin couldn't wish more.

After following Yun Xun into the kitchen, Si Xin saw Yun Xun wearing a childish apron, and couldn't help laughing. "Xun, haha... you look so cute in this dress, haha... it's so funny."

"Shut up." Yun Xun's face darkened obviously.It's all shitty things that make him lose his manliness at all.

"Hmm..." Si Xin covered his mouth knowingly, but laughter leaked out from time to time, revealing his heart.

"If you laugh again, I'll throw you out!" Yun Xun closed the kitchen door and began to threaten Si Xin viciously.

"Please, Xun, this is at my house." Si Xin looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, "Throw it away if you have the ability, haha..."

"...You bastard." After gritting his teeth and saying the four words, Yun Xun miraculously recovered in an instant, and looked at Si Xin with a smile on his face.

Stared at by this weird smile, Si Xin couldn't help swallowing, "You... what do you want?"

"Don't forget, you still owe me ten demands." Yun Xun kindly reminded him, "So you'd better stop laughing. Otherwise..."

"Otherwise what?" Si Xin said bravely, "You still want to hit me?"

"Of course I don't want to beat you. But when we go home, I decide..." Yun Xun's intentionally protracted ending made Si Xin tremble, "Decided?"

"Let you cook for me in just your apron."