Zhaoyang Road is not broken

In the middle of the night, Gong Zhaojue couldn't sleep when he heard Haoyue sneezed again. He saw that the time was already 02:44.Adjust the air conditioner to 27 degrees, go to the front desk of the hotel and ask if there is any cold medicine, the lady at the front desk gave him a granule.

Uh……

"Is there no elixir?" Gong Zhao was holding a box of 999. One time, Jiaoyue fell ill and didn't know what it was, and he was not allowed to take the imperial doctor out from the palace. It was shameless, and later he hired a barefoot doctor to let him drink the medicine, but he refused to drink it, so he smashed the bowl and coughed and coughed under the quilt.Knock people out and give me medicine, I don't want to.No matter how much he coaxed him, it was useless, and no one could make him drink. Later, Jiaoyue wrote bitter words on rice paper with red eyes.

Just such a person, he won't drink when he wakes up, right?

Gong Zhao took a sip by himself, and the taste was not very bitter, but a little astringent. He took a small sip, pinched Jiaoyue's nose, and fed mouth to mouth, one mouthful after another, more than 20 mouthfuls, and drank it obediently without choking. , I didn't even wake up or wake up.Gong Zhao stared at his motionless eyelashes for a long while, pretending, anyway, the medicine was finished.Putting down the bowl, the tired Gong Zhao fell asleep in peace.

……

In the morning, no one mentioned what happened in the early morning.Gong Zhao and Haoyue were about to go back by business jet, and the men and women on the same plane were eagerly discussing about "Is the moon god? Is it really a moon?" "Great, I can really see the moon in my lifetime." "Not sure if it's true ""Is the news reliable?" "It should be true, isn't it that the moon master went to moonlight, and the moonlight company is also in SZ city."

The bright moon sunglasses that did not take off the hat on the plane are the same as the mask. The knitted sweater that I wore when I came here is worn back, and the luggage is almost empty. Gong Zhao contacted Ji Ling last night and told her to take the luggage of the bright moon. Put it back in Xinghai Apartment.

Some girls' cheeks flushed from discussing, Gong Zhao bumped into Jiaoyue: "If they know that the deity is here, will there be an accident on this plane?"

Fingering their middle fingers, Jiaoyue quietly looked out the window and waited for takeoff. Actually, she couldn't see anything outside the window. Anyway, Gong Zhao couldn't see, so he didn't know what kind of flowers Jiaoyue could see out of the window all day long.

……

"771 tour group!"

"Here!" The loud echo was particularly obvious in the empty airport, and all the other passengers who didn't know why looked over.

"What is our goal?"

"Master Moon!"

"How about seeing God Moon?"

"Respect the moon god!" "Marriage proposal!"

This abrupt small group has a total number of more than 50 people. It is well-organized and large-scale. It is not only Chinese. It has clear goals and a neat starting point.Jiaoyue wondered, forget about the rest, why is a man calling for a marriage proposal?

"A Yong!" (He called him A Yong because he didn't know the word Yong.)

There is only one person who will call Jiaoyue Ayong in history, Ba Ye Gu Shan.

Before the other party rushed over with a passionate hug, Gong Zhao stopped in front of Jiaoyue, smiling but very guarded, "Hello, my name is Gong Zhao, Zhao from Zhaoyang."

Ba Ye Gu Shan, who is not so good at Mandarin, obviously didn't understand what Gong Zhao meant. "Ba Ye Gu Shan, you can just call me Ah Shan. Are you Ah Yong's friend?"

"It's true to say so, but the relationship between me and Yong Yang is not as simple as you think, we are still... hiss—" The stinky and shameless Gong Zhao was pinched by the waist, and Jiaoyue twisted it unceremoniously , turned around twice and heard a "hiss" before letting go, and continued the conversation for Gong Zhao: "He is my boss."

"Are you also here to see Moon God's lecture?" Baye Gushan was very different from the last time we met, his eyes seemed to glow red, and when he talked about Moon God, he looked like a bullfighter in a bullring... No, more like the Spanish bull that saw the red cloth.A crescent moon was drawn on the face with yellow paint, and other oil paint remained on the unwashed face. Looking around at the other 771 tour group people, everyone had a crescent moon painted on their faces, and some people painted it on their glasses. Some people draw it between the eyebrows, some people draw it on the cheekbones, some people draw it on the chin, and what is even more exaggerated is that someone engraved the Chinese characters of yin and qing on his left arm, and drew a line on his right arm. From the first day of the lunar new year to the fifteenth full moon.

There were more than a dozen people from the 771 tour group in the business jet they took. The other passengers gathered around and went to get their luggage. For a while, fifty people surrounded two non-members who got in by mistake—Jiao Yue and Gong Zhao felt a little bad, "Yong Yang, look, that person has the moon tattooed on his body." This kind of behavior of worshiping certain natural patterns as totems is very similar to the behavior of ethnic groups who are good at witchcraft in the frontier. .

Jiaoyue pretended to be very interested in Wenyue, and studied with Gong Zhao in a low voice, "Do you think several people including 'Yin Qing Yuan Que' are hostile to us?" "It's very strange, you How come I don't know about a speech meeting?" "Fuck off. I'm fine for a speech meeting."

"It's very interesting, very interesting. Do you want to join us to see the god Moon? You may not know who Moon is. Let me tell you that she debuted as a model in the United States at the age of 16. Everyone is vying for her Design, but she still feels that it is not perfect. She started designing her own clothes at the age of 17. The first show attracted international attention. Later, she quickly became famous. Now she is only 26, and she is already a world-class designer. "

Gong Zhao: "..." I was also a fan of moon before I knew that the bright moon was the moon, why is it different from the version I read?

"Don't believe the nonsense in the encyclopedia, it's all fake, and don't listen to what other people here say, what I say is true! Come, let me draw a moon for you."

"No, no, we will do it ourselves."

Ba Yegushan lent Gong Zhao the paintbrush in the pocket of the mountaineering bag, and also lent Gong Zhao the paint plate with only one color of yellow.The last time I saw it was the Moschino rainbow bag. It is a must-have item for mountaineering, and it is expensive. Unless you are going for mountaineering, you don’t need to buy a long, big and unsightly hill to carry it. There is still half a footprint, but its owner turned a blind eye when he took the pen.

"Flood beast...the fortune is not good." Gong Zhao complained of suffering but didn't complain, even he didn't take things too well, a normal heart that has gone through hardships.

"No, you're wrong, this is a blessing from God." With a sly smile, Jiaoyue drew a smaller companion for the little moon on Gong Zhao's forehead.A small one plus a small one, the painting style is cute, the same theme, the same color, monochrome can also draw a different picture.

……

I went to pick up my luggage with Daliu, and took the bus with dozens of people. They seemed to never get tired, and they kept talking and talking endlessly. The discussion was nothing more than what the gods wore, what they ate, what they looked like, and their own What will he do, what crazy things he has done for the great god, at first glance, he is no different from ordinary crazy groupies.

"GPS fixed?"

"It's done."

The Yinqing man with a moon nose ring hung on his nose, chatting with people in the last row, counting the number of people, chatting and walking to the side of Gong Zhao, "Didn't you say that you are not allowed to bring your mobile phone, hand over your mobile phone .” He opened his bag, which was full of electronic products such as smart phones and smart bracelets. Except for watches, there were no electronic products to keep.

Looking at Gong Zhao's foreign phone with distaste, it was not a brand he had seen before, and he preconceived that he was a poor man who couldn't even afford an iPhone, and then asked Jiaoyue for a phone, "Where's yours?"

"He was developed by me. He doesn't have a mobile phone, and he can't even tell what his name is."

"Mentally retarded? Are you lying to me?" The man lifted Jiaoyue's hat, and Jiaoyue's timid and ignorant eyes dodged, hiding under her long hair. The man wanted to tear off his mask, and Jiaoyue hurried into Gong Zhao's arms Hiding, the man licked his teeth obscenely and smiled, "Hehehe... No wonder he developed a mental retardation. Hey, you can take it with you, but this doesn't count."

"Yes Yes Yes."

The man gave up the entanglement and continued to count the number of people in the front row.

"Put yourself in your arms? Let's hold him for a while longer." Gong Zhao used to be distracted and insisted on pretending to be a gentleman, but now it was inconvenient for Jiaoyue to beat him up, so he took advantage of it.

"You say I'm retarded?" "I didn't say that." "Hehe. Where's the other phone?" "Sole."

……

Speeches will be very boring. A woman with heavy make-up who calls herself Moon brainwashes more than 1000 people in the venue. There is also a smog-like odorless gas hole in the venue. Gong Zhao will cover his nose and there will be "staff" reminding him that this is A gift from the great god, this is art, don't insult art with vulgar actions.

Smelling this gas, I felt more and more that what the woman on the stage said was not so absurd, and even a little credible. As soon as Gong Zhao had this idea, he was mercilessly pressed on the thigh by Jiaoyue. Pulling around, "Yue! It hurts, hurts, what are you doing!"

"It's too loud, don't you breathe?——Have you not insisted on practicing martial arts?!" Jiaoyue looked at Gong Zhao in disbelief with his eyes open and his head tilted left and right.

When the police rushed in, Jiaoyue was sure to keep herself and Gong Zhao, but Ba Yegushan was in trouble.

……

"Into a pyramid scheme by mistake, send a message to the police, yes, enough courage, I'm curious, who are you?" See what strange background these two people have.

"It's very simple, he is the moon, we just go and see. Can you let us go?"

"Don't talk to me about foreign language, I don't know. Here, return the phone to you first. Find someone to protect it." Qi Xian was eating melon seeds, his eyes wanted to pierce Jiaoyue's equipment, and the unmoving Jiaoyue under the sunglasses was also very excited. Suspicious—everything seemed suspicious to him anyway.

It would be difficult for Qi Xian to keep the two of them and explain to the leader, but he was really curious, how could there be two Why did the Heavenly Soldier suddenly help the police crack a nationwide pyramid scheme?Is God helping him?This ancient Greek dramatic ending... too coincidental.

Especially when the guarantor is still Dong Xun.

"Boss. Mr. Zhao." Dong Xun came to pick him up, and he was surprised to know that Gong Zhaojiaoyue had solved the case.

"Little Xun'er, it turns out that this magical soldier is you. If you want to date me, just tell me, why send someone to help me?" Qi Xian smiled meanly.

"You know each other?" Gong Zhao asked.

Little Xun'er?There is a lot of information, and it is not just as simple as knowing.

Jumping into the Yellow River can't be cleaned up. Dong Xun doesn't bother to explain the possibility of such a coincidence. He is responsible for picking up people. He won't break the contract if he picks up the bet. "Don't worry about that psychopath."

"Wait, save one more person by the way." There is actually a fundamental purpose for this trip.

"Who?"

"Ba Ye Ancient Mountain."

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Qi Xian: Xiao Xun'er, ask the author to write a book for us?

Dong Xun: No.He only writes about danmei, and I'm a straight man.

Qi Xian: Don't be so stubborn, recognize the reality, and follow your inner desire, do you know?

Dong Xun: I am really straight.

Qi Xian: How dare you say you don't like me?I do not believe.

Dong Xun: ...