About my brother and I are both gravity making this thing

046 Murphy's Law Big Victory

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My current status is a bit embarrassing, like a catastrophe, I can't go to school swaggeringly.

Discussions about me on the major portals are still intense, and no one even cares about the wonderful performances of the Ice Empress Repertoire and Performance Department, which is often on tour.

So on the second day of the school festival, I spent it in the Supernatural Secret Service Department—by the way, I handed over my mobile phone.I don't regret that I beat Osamu Dazai in front of so many people, but I still felt a little autistic - I don't know how to face Atobe and Akashi!I worked hard for 15 years to play the image of a mediocre scholar who collapsed overnight, how difficult it is for me!

The official statement of the first successful man-made ability cannot just release a fake news, it has to be tenable, and the actual details and process must be disclosed.

Mr. Sakaguchi has a lot of things to ask me. I can only pull out the old memories to correct and fix the loopholes in the public relations manuscripts in his hand that are not self-consistent in logic and cannot be realized in theory.

I was not there during this process (I really wanted to sue Mr. Mori with the labor law at such times, he really practiced the sentence that capital is the essence of exploitation!), and only Oda was with me.

The unknown writer sat next to me seemingly calmly, as motionless as a mountain.I know that he must have given up thinking about the unheard words in my words such as "AIM diffusion field", PersonalReality (only his own reality), learning devices and so on.

Mr. Sakaguchi has learned about the process of my ability development in detail, so he is quite adaptable. He basically kept silent records throughout the process, occasionally cutting off my narrative and asking questions.

He asked very detailed questions, and obviously had a tendency to get to the bottom of the matter.

I don't care about telling all about "superpowers". It's not that I look down on scientists and researchers in this world. It's just that from an objective perspective, this world has not even developed a tree diagram designer ( Academy City’s supercomputer, its successful research and development is one of the main reasons why Academy City’s technological level is decades ahead of the outside world), although the growth of the technology tree is not worrisome, it does not make me feel bad about them. I want to send my most sincere blessings to the beautiful vision of catching up with Academy City across time and space.

On the third day of the school festival, I wanted to lie at home and sleep from early morning until dawn the next day.

However, the sound of the doorbell didn't get me what I wanted.

At the same time as I opened the door, I opened up a supergravity space two centimeters away from myself, so as to prevent the enemy of Youzhongye from pretending to be a door-to-door salesman to take out a knife from his bag and stab me. There was a three-centimeter scar left in this way, but I kind of forgot what happened to the man who stabbed me. Chuya only told me that it was selective amnesia caused by excessive stimulation.

The moment I opened the door, a big mouth with missing front teeth rushed towards me!

"Oda Yusuke, what's wrong with you?!" I quickly released the super gravity, and screamed while twisting and dodging.

Oda Yusuke, who was smirking, quickly got up from the clean ground (he is so solid, I am so envious, I feel like I would be bruised for days if I fell like this), he patted his body Hui Hui, looking at my new home, "Sister, why did you move again? Isn't the original villa with a swimming pool not good?"

"Xingsuke, say hello." Standing at the door, Odasaku looked at his eldest son who had begun to show signs of youthful rebellion with some headaches, and there were four other children on his left and right sides, as if he had grown up Two from mushrooms.

All old acquaintances, my cheap sisters and brothers.

"Why are you all here?" I asked, "School is not in session?"

"Children's Day, Children's Day, even if you are past the age of the festival, don't think that other people can't handle it." Xingsuke tugged on the sleeve of his coat, which has a pattern of three carp streamers, "Besides, I haven't seen you for a long time, you Don't you miss us!"

After he reminded me, I realized that I completely forgot about Children’s Day... I still remembered the last time I was thrown into the river by Osamu Dazai, and it turned out that there were too many messy things recently that made my life difficult. There is no exact number.I muttered to myself.I stared at the gap in Xingjie's front teeth, "The idiot who can't even solve basic math problems like chickens and rabbits in the same cage is not worth thinking about."

Kosuke let out a scream, and I opened the door completely without preparing any gifts, and called them in.The three big boys, Xingsuke, Yu and Katsumi, felt right at home. After entering the door, they found their own seats and sat in a row honestly. They were not idle, clamoring to watch TV and drink drinks.On the contrary, Sakule and Shinji were a little shy when they saw me.

It is normal for children to recognize their birth after not seeing each other for a long time.I stroked the hairy tops of the two of them, and suddenly I understood why others always liked to stroke my head.

As my legal guardian, it is normal for me to get to know the five adopted sons and daughters of Odasaku.Before Oda Saku moved to Hokkaido, I often went to the small restaurant where Kosuke and the others boarded to eat curry.

At first, I would go there on a whim, purely because I was bored, and wanted to see how some little carrots would react when they found out that their adoptive father had adopted another sister.

The Oda family's expenses have always been a bit tight, and having multiple children will undoubtedly lower the standard of living by a large amount, and by the way, take away a part of Oda Saku's little love and energy.I admit that I have a bad taste, and before I went, I expected that they would express their indignation and hostility for my presence, and then I would be able to logically hate people-yes, I was so boring at the time-but the fact is the opposite.

Xingsuke is the eldest child of the Oda family. The moment he saw me, he seemed to show the generosity of the eldest in the family.

No way, Oda Saku is too soft-hearted—forget it, it’s okay to have one more you in the house, at worst, you can sleep in my bed and I’ll make the floor, hey...

He shook his head and sighed old-fashionedly, like a little adult who is more sensible than me.

Thinking about it, it seemed to be the first time that I felt guilty because of outsiders and didn't know where to put my hands and feet.

There are only two kinds of toys that can be regarded as toys at home-Lego and Hinasai dolls.

The Hina Matsuri doll is pretty but very attractive, the four boys don't want to touch it at all, and the girl's Sakule also doesn't like it.I can only dig out all the Lego at the bottom of the box and throw them in the living room.

I sat cross-legged among some radish heads, and Odasaku watched us quietly.He seems to be a person who doesn't know how to express his emotions by nature. Compared with being stable, he may make people feel dull and lifeless more often.But there are many ways to express love, and they are never limited to hugs, kisses, and meticulous care.

When Chuya came back, I was helping the little carrot heads to draw design sketches.

The few of them messed up the building blocks, and confidently said that the goal was the Tower of the Sun God, but what they spelled out was even more ridiculous than the Trojan horse.I really can't stand it, thinking that they are really not my siblings, if they are directly related to such a stupid person, I almost wonder if there is something wrong with my preferred genes.

As soon as he opened the door, he was shocked by the lively scene in front of him like a kindergarten.I hurriedly withdrew to confirm the house number several times, and saw me in the crowd again, and then walked into the living room with a stiff face.

Who is Oda Saku, a close friend of Osamu Dazai.

Even if he still has my legitimate custody rights in his hands, it still can't change the fact that an enemy's friend is also an enemy.

Nakaya picked me up from the floor and put me on the other side of the sofa as if avoiding the "Osamu Dazai virus".If it wasn't for a few little radish heads watching from the side without knowing why, I think the order to evict the guest might have been issued.

Zhong also asked me, "Have you had breakfast?"

"No." I said truthfully.

Immediately, a slap slapped on the top of my head.

Xingsuke bared his teeth and screamed for me, and he muttered in a low voice, "As expected, Odasaku is more gentle. It would be nice if my sister came to live with us."

However, Zhong Ye still heard, "What are you talking about, brat?! Can your father be so poor to support her!"

"Why can't I afford it! Oda Saku will soon become a well-known writer and leave a strong mark on the list of high taxpayers!"

Fighting really depends on momentum, even though I don’t know where Oda Yusuke’s inexplicable self-confidence comes from, but his courage to face the Hong Kong black cadres and the family bond of not abandoning or giving up and firmly believing in his old father are worthy of me commend.

Oda Saku called him, but Oda Kosuke, who was obviously angry, didn't hear him.

The old father, who couldn't even believe that he could become a well-known writer, sighed.

Life is not easy.

Zhong also sneered mercilessly, and then he took out his mobile phone, dialed a certain number, and said to the other party, "For 8 people, the dishes are the same as before."

Then he turned on the speakerphone, and the friendly and gentle voice of the operator came out, "Okay, Mr. Nakahara. Then please confirm the total amount here, 273734 yen. Is the payment method still credit card?"

"Hmm." Zhong Ye was very cold.

"Understood, we will prepare the delivery for you immediately, and it is expected to arrive in half an hour. Please wait patiently."

After saying that, Chuya hung up the phone first, and looked provocatively at Oda Kosuke, who was choked up by the behavior of spending 27 yen casually, although he didn't know why.

This phone call not only solved my brunch problem, directly reported the cost of raising me, but also indirectly showed that Zhong Yuanzhong was also a frequent customer of this expensive restaurant.

Chuya's complacent expression seemed to say:

Can your dad take you to eat such an expensive meal? !

This is the simplest and rudest way to show off your wealth.

Zhong Ye looks like a child when he is childish.I sank into the back of the sofa without a word, not wanting to look at Xingjie's defeated appearance.

What made Xingsuke even more indignant was that what Nakaya had ordered was actually the kaiseki cuisine that the chef came to cook.

The gap between rich and poor is eye-popping.The little boy stuffed a piece of cooked sashimi into his mouth with all his strength.

I wasn't interested in Chef Kappo's skills, so I turned on the TV with a piece of sushi in my mouth.

Coincidentally, a documentary interview program is being broadcast on TV, and at the bottom of the screen are two [Official Spokesperson of the Imperial Household Agency declares that the research on artificial abilities has been a great success! ! ] and [People without personality and abilities are expected to realize their heroic dreams? 】This is a summary of the content that made my whole face wrinkle up.

Although I have to praise the Efficiency of the Special Affairs Section as always, I am still curious about how much "reliable news" they have released about me.

Just at this time, a video was suddenly interrupted on the TV.Judging from the frame size and the degree of screen shake, there is no doubt that it was shot by a mobile phone.

There is a lot of noise gushing out from the beginning of the video.The first thing that came into the camera was a large piece of roses, and a few passers-by who ran past the camera in a panic, and then the camera focused on a girl who was tens of meters away.Because the distance was too far, she could only vaguely discern her body movements, but couldn't see her face clearly.

The girl's surroundings were in a mess, the ground was dilapidated, and people kept walking away from her.Those who were still hoping to join in the fun fled after seeing her raise her right hand.

The camera also moves up with the girl raising her hand, and there is a train carriage that has been distorted after a violent impact floating in the sky.

And when that car hit another person in the camera, the panicked screams of passers-by in the TV video and the clapping and applause outside the TV sounded together.

To be honest, the feeling of seeing myself on screen is... kind of subtle.

I stuffed another piece of sushi into my mouth, and the plump rice grains burst on the tip of my tongue accompanied by the sashimi sweetness. While satisfying my taste buds and stomach, I felt a sense of tragedy in my heart.

I don't know why, but I always feel that my stable daily life seems to be gone forever.

This premonition was extremely strong, like walking on the edge of the playground and always worrying about whether I would be kicked in the head by a football that suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

At the end of the 40s, a scholar named Edward Murphy proposed the psychological effect of "if things have the possibility of going bad, no matter how small the possibility is, it will always happen", so people put this The discovery was named Murphy's Law, and it was given the reputation of being one of the three major discoveries of Western civilization in the twentieth century.

After the school festival ended, Ice Emperor officially resumed the first day of normal classes.

That is, I will start my 180-day special supervision period, and I will go to the first day of Xiongying High School.

I finally met my accompanying investigator.

I took the mobile phone from him that I handed over to the Supernatural Secret Service for temporary storage. I felt like it was raining in my heart, or a dog was crying.

"Is there no one else in the Supernatural Secret Service Division except you?" I was sullen, trying to give myself a chance at the last moment.

I really wish I could be named DISS Edward Murphy.

"There are so many things about Corey, do you think I want to come?" The visitor took off his round glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose, as if he was less willing to see the current situation than I was.

"Then you propose to the leader! Wouldn't it be good to supervise such a good opportunity for me, and send a few newcomers to hone it? And who-oh, Mr. Taneda! He is your supreme commander, isn't he!"

"Shut up...the Chief Farmer sent me here." He was so tired that he didn't even have the strength to gnash his teeth.

"Okay, the matter is a foregone conclusion, and it's just a waste of time." He waved his hand, put away the tablet that was still processing official documents, regained his energy, and took out a recording pen.

"May 001th, 180:[-] am. The [-]-day supervision period for A[-] Central Plains Deep Sea officially begins now."

"Recorder, Ability Secret Service Division, Ango Sakaguchi."