After being spoiled by the photo[Comprehensive]

On Monday, x, x, x, x, weather: light rain, temperature: 18°C

My name is Haruko Hibari and I am five years old.

My mother is called Skylark Rin, she is my favorite person.She has long black hair like mine, is always lively and smiling, and is gentle in dealing with people and things. She has a pair of beautiful phoenix eyes like ice flowers, like a fairy.The only downside is... I don't know why I fell in love with my father who has nothing but his face.

My father is a bandage trash named Osamu Dazai.He has many other nicknames, Troublemaker, Someone Born Under the Broom Star, Catastrophe, Demon, Evil Spirit and Poor God... In short, these nicknames are enough to show how he exists. .

Ugh--

Although, the son does not say anything about the father's mistakes, but as expected—disgusted.jpg

How my name is formed, you all know at a glance.Although I am very happy with my mother's surname, I am still a little angry when I think that my name is a sex-transformed version of my father.

Besides... there is another reason why I have the surname Skylark.

"For Rin-chan, there is only one Dazai."

I was two years old that year, and it is said that because of "children's amnesia", children will gradually forget their memories of infancy as they grow older.But I still remember that man's joyful expression of tax evasion, and the overflowing smile in his iris-colored eyes, which were exactly like mine, hurt my young heart ten thousand points.

listen!This is what I said to my own daughter!It's just too annoying!

So my goal when I grow up is to defeat the class enemy Osamu Dazai and take my mother as my own.

Does this goal look familiar?

Well, I admit that I have borrowed a little bit from Miina's sister's life goals, but I am not crazy enough to want to marry my biological mother, so it is completely fine.

I just simply want to make my mother realize the fact that Osamu Dazai is a big trash.

Do not accept rebuttal.

ps. It would be nice if my father was a man like Uncle Kanya or Uncle Kishi.No wonder sister Mina wants to marry Uncle Kanya. (Excerpt from Zizhizi's diary)

Xiao Douding, who is just over one meter tall, is holding a pencil and writing a diary indignantly. He uses the pen in a standard posture and uses words skillfully. He doesn't look like a five-year-old child at all.Then he closed the diary, locked it, jumped off the chair, and ran out of the room.

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"mom!"

"Zhizi, what's the matter?" The woman with a softer temperament because of marriage and childbirth wore a loose one-piece dress, the hem of which fluttered like a butterfly flapping its wings.

The little girl raised her head to her mother's chest and acted coquettishly. She couldn't say that it was because she was too angry to write a diary, so she rushed out to want her parents to divorce.

"It's just... um..." Loli blinked her big watery eyes, and her iris-colored pupils were shining with a naivety different from her father's, but also with a familiar cunning, "Tell me a story. "

I'm still a baby who can bury in mommy's arms and ask for picture book stories!

"Puff——" It was clear that Loli didn't come to her because of the story, Rin chuckled, rubbed her daughter's upturned hair, the corners of her lips curled up, and she looked elegant and gentle. "OK."

"What story do you want to hear, Zhizi?"

"Uncle Xiaogang beat Uncle Bailan." The little girl blinked her eyes, she was very partial to another uncle who felt the same type as her father when she overturned a car.

"Haven't you heard it many times?"

The mature woman with her long hair pulled up her limp child, sat on the sofa in the living room, took out a wooden comb from the small table, and patiently combed her daughter's black hair that had blown up from the fun just now.

"Then let's talk about other things-in short, don't listen to father... father's business."

"Zhizi doesn't like Dad."

"...I don't like it." The little girl frowned and straightened her delicate nose. She didn't know if it was arrogance or she really hated it. Although she hesitated for a moment, she still expressed her meaning in a soft and clear voice. up.

"Father, he... always bullies people."

The little girl who considers herself to be a girl who can't sue black and rely on her strength to let her mother recognize Dazai Osamu's true face mumbled her words, but because she was young after all, there was resentment in her tone that could not be ignored.

That's it.Rin was a little indulgent and helpless, naturally he loved his biological daughter Dazai, but that guy was like a big child himself, and he even cheated his own daughter when he died.It's no wonder that Mr. Zhongye joked about their family's hard-core father-daughter relationship every day.

Even if Zhizi is intuitive like Rin, the little loli can't stand her father making new troubles again and again.

This is the only man who competes with his own daughter for favor, not everyone says that his daughter is his father's caring little padded jacket.Zhizi's appearance is at least seven points like his own, only a pair of eyes follow him, if a son who looks like him was born...

But Rin is not worried that they are really incompatible. Don’t you see that Liangyi Weina, who wants to compete with Miss Shi and marry Qianye when she grows up, is now affectionate and respectful enough for her mother, but And arrogantly refused to admit it.

There will always be such an opportunity.

Hibari Rin, who has grown into a qualified adult mother, tied the twin ponytails for the little girl with a smile, and did not correct her little dissatisfaction excessively.

# # #

Opportunities always come quickly and suddenly.

When Zhizi inexplicably set foot on "Yokohama" which is completely different from the Yokohama he knew, the little girl who inherited the IQ and EQ of both parents was still a little at a loss. stomp.

The surrounding buildings are all the same, and the crepe stand moving around the corner still smells of milk that fascinates the little girl, and the long queue outside the car is even more familiar.

But she just had no reason to know—this is not the Yokohama she knew.

The air is filled with faint gunpowder smoke, and the atmosphere is a bit depressing, and the whole city is slightly dead.These inexplicable feelings are naturally invisible, but the keen intuition inherited from the mother is constantly warning.

She looked around and determined her position.

No matter what, it's Yokohama... In short, let's go to the detective agency first.There, he should be able to find his father first.

Going up the slope near Yokohama Harbor, there is the office of the Armed Detective Agency right in front of it.It was a reddish-brown brick building, with a coffee shop on the first floor, a legal office on the second floor, a dormitory on the third floor, a utility room on the fifth floor, and only the fourth floor was the office of the real detective agency.

The plaque of "Armed Detective Agency" is written in concise calligraphy.

Arrived!

The little girl's eyes lit up, and she raised her hand to reach the handle that was slightly higher than her.

"Hey——" I can't reach it...

"Hey——" Step on your feet and try...

"Huh—" Why can't it be enough...

"Yeah -" jump up...

"Huh—" I touched it, and finally opened the door!

Zhizi raised both hands and held the doorknob tightly, her toes stretched straight like a ballet dancer, but barely touched the ground, her whole body weight was basically hanging on the handle, which looked a little dangerous.But the little girl let out a long breath instead, looking much more relaxed.

There is a sense of calm and innocent sight after her father took off the bandages on his body to find the beams and hanged himself.

"Is the client? What's the matter..." The startled clerk turned his head to look at the door, and all the snacks were dropped from his mouth.

"Little sister, what's the matter? Did you get separated from your parents?" Naomi Tanizaki, who was still holding the documents in her hand, put a stack of A4 papers on the table beside her, and looked at Lori who was half-spinning on the doorknob. Hastily stepped forward.

"What happened to Naomi? Are there any missing children?"

Aunt Naomi and Uncle Tanizaki don't know Zhizi, alas, is it really a parallel world?

The little child looked up at Naomi who was walking towards him, jumped off the handle easily, straightened his clothes, and smiled sweetly.

Inner os: Mom, I want to sue!Uncle Bailan has done something bad again, beat him up!

# # #

Sitting in the reception room of the detective agency, the little girl climbed onto the sofa familiarly, adjusted her position with her hands behind her back, and swayed her feet up and down.Then he took the juice handed over by the young lady, and drank the juice in small sips while holding the cup.

"Little sister, what's your name? Why are you here?"

Probably because of the weekend, there are not many members in the detective agency.Only the Tanizaki brothers and sisters who were on duty had nothing to do, and the other uncles and aunts who were familiar to Zhizi did not show up.

"My name is Haruko Haruka." The little girl answered honestly, her iris-colored eyes were faintly shining with water, and she looked a little pitiful. "I'm here to find my father. He should work in a detective agency."

"Huh?!" The siblings looked at each other in confusion.

"But, I haven't heard that any of our members are married and have children..."

"Black hair? Is it Ranpo-san?"

"How is it possible, Ranpo-san himself is still a child. Is it the child adopted by Oda-kun? Didn't Akutagawa-kun, a newcomer to our company, also pick it up. Moreover, Oda-kun has a habit of picking up homeless children , is that kind of old man."

"But I haven't heard that Oda-kun picked up another No. 16 child recently..."

The communication between the two didn't completely avoid Zhizi, and the girl who didn't understand the situation was also stunned to hear the names of a few people who shouldn't appear in the detective agency.

Where are Dundun and Sister Jinghua? !Why is Akutagawa here, and shouldn't Uncle Oda be writing novels in Mihua?How could you be in a detective agency?

What's going on in this world?

Shouldn't the bandages be rubbish... Dad isn't here.

hum.

Haruko Hibari, five years old, is about to become a homeless orphan in Yokohama, which seems to be a different world, because she can't find her relatives.

Mom, I want to go home...

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For daily advance receipts, you can see it by poking my column—[Summary] Discussion on the feasibility of marriage between ports and aquatic products companies (by visual inspection, it will open around summer vacation after I finish the exam)

[Comprehensive] The personality is named Dunshun Liuhua (just want to open up, no one likes Ou Shumiao, he is obviously hot)

Also, yesterday's testimonial was too long meow, I beg an English master to give me a fourth grade! ! !I'm dead... I'm so unlucky, I miss one or two multiple-choice questions every time, I'm dying, can Fa Chaoyue's sister change my luck?

Everyone should be able to spot it, this is the if line of the Qingming episode.

Don’t ask how to get there, just ask Bai Lan, anyway, the pot belongs to someone else, it has nothing to do with me~

Daughter's name is Hibari Haruko, Hibari Rin's Hibari, Dazai Osamu's Ji ~ so beautiful ~

Eat dog food with me~

When my girlfriend read this chapter, she told me that she was sweet...

Nowadays, many children’s names are actually the same as the places where their parents show their affection. I know a child whose name is the parents’ surname plus one, which means that the mother is the only one for the father, emm...

As long as you are happy (I eat lemon