69.
The three of them came to this village today for nothing but a single word.
eat.
People eat for food.
Three modern people are almost driven crazy by ancient food.
Finally decided to sneak out of the palace to find seasoning in the wild woods closest to the capital.
"Our lives are so miserable! Birds are about to fade out of our mouths!"
Whenever Chie hugged Yiermi and Feitan and wailed like this, relying on her height, the two beauties would have big heads.
One rolled their eyes and the other dead fish eyes.
"You are greedy, don't take me with you." Fei Tan sneered.
Il fans also nodded in agreement.
"Why are you two so calm? Don't you think the food is unpalatable?" Chie asked with question marks all over her head.
Yi Ermi slowly gnawed at a wild fruit picked from a tree: "You should go to Meteor Street to experience life."
Chie:?
She blinked her eyes, memorized the place name Meteor Street, and made up her mind to take time to experience the customs after returning home.
Chie's eyes turned around the wild fruit that Ilmi was eating.
She just went to the toilet, and this man found something delicious.
"Is it sweet?" she asked, licking her lips.
"sweet."
She stretched out her tentative jiojio: "Where did I pick it, I want to eat it too."
"If you are not afraid of death, you can try it." Yi Ermi was very generous at this time, and took out a few more from his pocket.
"What do you mean?"
"literal meaning."
Chie suddenly realized.
Damn, it turned out to be poisonous fruit.
She immediately looked at him with Cha Lemon's eyes: "Then you are not afraid of being poisoned to death?"
Fei Tan also looked over with great interest.
Yi Erfan tilted his head, feeling that he needed to educate someone about the glorious history of beating enemies.
So he told them that his family started torture training at the age of 6, and that the food they ate was poisoned shortly after birth.
Fei Tan relished it, and Chie's expression gradually became disgusted.
Yi Ermi was thinking that she was very displeased with this harsh situation, so she heard her ask:
"With poison added, won't the food be unpalatable?"
Yier fan: ...I think highly of her.It's strange that this person's brain circuit can think of those serious questions.
"Of course not," he explained, "most of the poisons actually have a special and wonderful taste, and adding them reasonably to the dishes can actually make the food more delicious. It's just because of the high toxicity that ordinary people can't taste that kind of taste, so they will think about it." It's hard to make up for them."
Suspicious sparkles appeared from the corners of Chie's mouth.
Chie: I'm going to give up my life for the sake of delicious food!
"I can eat it! As long as I engrave the healing circle in my mouth and open it at any time, I can taste it before I am poisoned to death. It is indeed me."
She danced with joy.
He also pulled the other two to dance together.
Feitan is okay, with a petite and light body, except for being forced to be as active as a child, there is nothing else.
Il fans who have big breasts and don't wear modern bras are in pain.He felt again how cumbersome the big breasts in front of a woman were.
Yier fan: How about I swing the knife...
He looked down at his body with a gradually sinister expression.
Then he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen.
Surprise floated on his always calm and cold face.
"what happened?"
Chie keenly sensed something was wrong and stopped jumping.
Yier fans were also stunned by the sudden iron fist of pain: "Stomach hurts..."
He had suffered countless serious injuries before, and this little pain would naturally not make him lose his mind, lose his composure and lose face.
It's just that the fierce pain seems to be the onset of poisonous fruit toxins eaten?
It took him a minute to say that he was fine after eating these things, but now it hurts, isn't it a bit of a slap in the face?
"Stomach pain?!" Chie's expression became subtle.
"Yes...but this also happens to show that this body is not mine. If it were my own body, it wouldn't be able to withstand this bit of poison."
According to the feeling in the abdomen, Yi Ermi analyzed it carefully.
He wanted to divert Chie's attention from the slap in the face.
He did it.
Because Chie's thinking from the beginning was not in the same channel as him.
I saw her face was a little cautious, and then she gently took Yi Ermi's cold and easy-to-touch hands.
——Then he was beaten because of his suspected behavior of eating tofu.
She said: "Ilmi, have you ever thought that this pain is not caused by poisonous fruit?"
Chie's eyes hinted.
IL fans:?
He looked into her eyes and thought for a while to reply: "You mean...the things I ate recently are so bad, so my stomach is protesting?"
Ms. Orange did a lot of tricks to get them to admit that "modern people are almost driven crazy by ancient food".
"Huh? So there can be such an explanation?"
Chie showed an excited expression as if she had been awakened.
But he quickly suppressed it, put his fist on his mouth, and pretended to cough.
"Il fans, do you have a feeling of heat rolling down below? How about I help you take a look?"
Il's eyes widened.
Chie suddenly remembered that she was currently in the body of a man.
She waved her hand: "I'm wrong, it's more convenient between the same sex, you and Fei Tan find a place to observe the following? Shall I help you find a space where no one will disturb you?"
Both the queen and concubine Chong looked at her with cannibalistic expressions.
His Majesty the King was very wronged.
------
Sure enough, Ilmi came to see my aunt.
To be precise, the body of the former queen she used came to her aunt.
Because when Chie helped him make the diaper (?), she also used magic to help check the body - the toxin of the wild fruit was indeed destroying the cells of that body.
Why didn't Yiermi, who has fine control over her body, not notice this, because the soul and the body don't match.
It wasn't until the birth of Aunt Tong, who directly hit Tianling Gai, that he indirectly learned that he had been poisoned.
Il fans: Auntie, it’s so scary!
He looked at Chie with admiration in his eyes.
Unexpectedly, Chie waved her hand: "Don't look at me, I haven't come to that thing for a long time, I solved it with magic."
Yiermi and Feitan, who will definitely suffer from this kind of torture, look at her with hopeful eyes.
"You and I can't solve it, you don't have magic power, and you can't keep the magic circle running by yourself... I can't hold your hands for a moment when the two of you come to your aunt, right?"
Yiermi & Feitan: ...No no no no no no no, it's still not allowed.
The black-haired cat-eyed beauty had no choice but to feel aggrieved and changed into a diaper made of strips of cloth—thanks to Chie tearing a cotton shirt she brought out.
"Otherwise, why don't you go back to the palace to rest? Fei Tan and I are looking for seasonings and game, and we promise to make you a delicious meal."
Chie proposed with concern.
Yierfan looked at Fei Tan who didn't care, and then at Ms. Orange who had a beautiful appearance in front of her.
If he left, the two of them would be alone in the woods.
"It's just a little pain, it doesn't matter, let's go, we've been here for a long time."
It was Chie who went to the bathroom again, and his body came to the aunt again, and she didn't do business, but there were many situations.
After he finished speaking, he took the lead in walking towards the inner range of the primeval forest.
Seeing that he persisted, Chie didn't say anything more.
Chie: Hehehe, how interesting!
There is nothing wrong with holding everyone to experience my aunt's human sufferings. She walked and jumped, and seemed to be in a good mood.
Fei Tan frowned tightly.
The sex change is already embarrassing him enough, but now he has to go through it.
He spoke to Chie who was walking in front, "Can you use magic to turn us into men again?"
It feels so embarrassing to say this.
Turning back into a woman, as if he had asked for it before.
Fei Tan's face darkened.
"Yes, yes..."
Feitan's eyes lit up, and Yi Ermi, who had been listening to the situation, turned around.
"But it takes longer, and we have to find materials... With that time, we might all return to our own bodies."
The two people who had been on a roller coaster with their hearts turned their heads depressingly.
Yiermi & Feitan: I'm autistic, don't bother me.
------
At the outskirts of the forest, besides them, there were other plainly dressed villagers picking up something.
When Feitan met the first person, he didn't care about it, but the more he met, the more confused he became.
He subconsciously looked at the current king of the country.
Chie explained to him.
"In addition to the order to eat vegetables, I also issued a second order, but it has little relationship with the nobles, so you haven't heard any news from them."
"That's the compilation of Natural History."
"Whether a villager submits a weed, a strange stone, a small animal, or a local hand-painted map... as long as it is something that has not been submitted first by others, he may get copper coins, silver coins, or gold coins."
"What are you doing this for? Are you really planning to be a good king in ancient times?" Fei Tan subconsciously choked on her, seeing the girl's playful expression, he suddenly realized, "...you are looking for magic circle materials!"
"Yes, after all, I am a king now. How can there be any reason for the top leader to do grassroots work all the time? Of course, it is necessary to make reasonable arrangements, coordinate the overall situation, and improve the happiness of the people by the way-I am worthy of being able to come up with such a strategy .”
"And let me tell you, I suddenly remembered that when I was in a professional class before, the professor crazily praised King Alanis's act of compiling "Natural History". The academic circles believe that this is an act of a virtuous king, and it is a performance of valuing knowledge, which is unprecedented. No.1—who would have thought that this is actually the king collecting magic materials?"
She was so loud that her tail went up to the sky.
Il fan: "If your professor knows that his student is actually like this, will he feel disillusioned [this idol is disqualified]?"
Chie: "Hey, the real King Alanis is standing in front of the professor, he's too excited and excited!"
Fei Tan glanced at the corner of her guilty mouth, and sneered.
The further you go, the closer you get to the inside of the forest.
Ordinary villagers could no longer be seen here, and the fog gradually thickened.
Feitan kicked a monster to death, and Chie checked it with magic.
The meat is tender and edible.
She happily stuffed extra meals into the opened space, and then grabbed a bunch of non-poisonous tree mushrooms.
"Ah, this looks a bit like chili." She squatted in front of a bunch of red fruits and tasted it. The spicy taste was very pleasing.
Yier fans also took a look: "This one has a small amount of neurotoxin."
"It's okay, I'll process it with magic when I go back."
She happily plucked the red fruit bald.
Then she paused and looked northwest.
The other two immediately sensed what she meant.
This is someone who has gone deep into the woods - most likely it is an ancient man with the ability to read.
"I gonna go see."
Fei Tan's exquisite body rushed into the bushes.
Although this is not his body, the original owner is indeed a well-trained killer, and he can barely exert half of his strength.
Chie shouted anxiously: "Fei Tan!"
He subconsciously stopped and looked in the direction he came from, as if he saw the luminous person through the leaves.
"Don't beat people up directly."
Fei Tan frowned...
"What a free labor force, I want to squeeze that person to work for me!"
Feitan & Yier fans: Sure enough - I should get used to her inappropriate way of thinking sooner!
The author has something to say:
Qi Ya (gossip): Sister, what was the first gift you gave my eldest brother that didn’t ask for anything in return?
Chie (touching her chin): Hmm...a homemade diaper?
Brothers: ? ? ?
(Have we heard the gossip that will be silenced by the elder brother?
------
性转
How can you not try the big aunt and aunt towel (with confidence
In ancient times, if you don’t want aunt’s towels, then make your own diapers
Recently, everyone is starting school. Come on with your studies.
*感谢在2020-05-0721:24:22~2020-05-0823:03:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: Meng? 79 bottles; Medea 20 bottles; 221B guest 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
The three of them came to this village today for nothing but a single word.
eat.
People eat for food.
Three modern people are almost driven crazy by ancient food.
Finally decided to sneak out of the palace to find seasoning in the wild woods closest to the capital.
"Our lives are so miserable! Birds are about to fade out of our mouths!"
Whenever Chie hugged Yiermi and Feitan and wailed like this, relying on her height, the two beauties would have big heads.
One rolled their eyes and the other dead fish eyes.
"You are greedy, don't take me with you." Fei Tan sneered.
Il fans also nodded in agreement.
"Why are you two so calm? Don't you think the food is unpalatable?" Chie asked with question marks all over her head.
Yi Ermi slowly gnawed at a wild fruit picked from a tree: "You should go to Meteor Street to experience life."
Chie:?
She blinked her eyes, memorized the place name Meteor Street, and made up her mind to take time to experience the customs after returning home.
Chie's eyes turned around the wild fruit that Ilmi was eating.
She just went to the toilet, and this man found something delicious.
"Is it sweet?" she asked, licking her lips.
"sweet."
She stretched out her tentative jiojio: "Where did I pick it, I want to eat it too."
"If you are not afraid of death, you can try it." Yi Ermi was very generous at this time, and took out a few more from his pocket.
"What do you mean?"
"literal meaning."
Chie suddenly realized.
Damn, it turned out to be poisonous fruit.
She immediately looked at him with Cha Lemon's eyes: "Then you are not afraid of being poisoned to death?"
Fei Tan also looked over with great interest.
Yi Erfan tilted his head, feeling that he needed to educate someone about the glorious history of beating enemies.
So he told them that his family started torture training at the age of 6, and that the food they ate was poisoned shortly after birth.
Fei Tan relished it, and Chie's expression gradually became disgusted.
Yi Ermi was thinking that she was very displeased with this harsh situation, so she heard her ask:
"With poison added, won't the food be unpalatable?"
Yier fan: ...I think highly of her.It's strange that this person's brain circuit can think of those serious questions.
"Of course not," he explained, "most of the poisons actually have a special and wonderful taste, and adding them reasonably to the dishes can actually make the food more delicious. It's just because of the high toxicity that ordinary people can't taste that kind of taste, so they will think about it." It's hard to make up for them."
Suspicious sparkles appeared from the corners of Chie's mouth.
Chie: I'm going to give up my life for the sake of delicious food!
"I can eat it! As long as I engrave the healing circle in my mouth and open it at any time, I can taste it before I am poisoned to death. It is indeed me."
She danced with joy.
He also pulled the other two to dance together.
Feitan is okay, with a petite and light body, except for being forced to be as active as a child, there is nothing else.
Il fans who have big breasts and don't wear modern bras are in pain.He felt again how cumbersome the big breasts in front of a woman were.
Yier fan: How about I swing the knife...
He looked down at his body with a gradually sinister expression.
Then he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen.
Surprise floated on his always calm and cold face.
"what happened?"
Chie keenly sensed something was wrong and stopped jumping.
Yier fans were also stunned by the sudden iron fist of pain: "Stomach hurts..."
He had suffered countless serious injuries before, and this little pain would naturally not make him lose his mind, lose his composure and lose face.
It's just that the fierce pain seems to be the onset of poisonous fruit toxins eaten?
It took him a minute to say that he was fine after eating these things, but now it hurts, isn't it a bit of a slap in the face?
"Stomach pain?!" Chie's expression became subtle.
"Yes...but this also happens to show that this body is not mine. If it were my own body, it wouldn't be able to withstand this bit of poison."
According to the feeling in the abdomen, Yi Ermi analyzed it carefully.
He wanted to divert Chie's attention from the slap in the face.
He did it.
Because Chie's thinking from the beginning was not in the same channel as him.
I saw her face was a little cautious, and then she gently took Yi Ermi's cold and easy-to-touch hands.
——Then he was beaten because of his suspected behavior of eating tofu.
She said: "Ilmi, have you ever thought that this pain is not caused by poisonous fruit?"
Chie's eyes hinted.
IL fans:?
He looked into her eyes and thought for a while to reply: "You mean...the things I ate recently are so bad, so my stomach is protesting?"
Ms. Orange did a lot of tricks to get them to admit that "modern people are almost driven crazy by ancient food".
"Huh? So there can be such an explanation?"
Chie showed an excited expression as if she had been awakened.
But he quickly suppressed it, put his fist on his mouth, and pretended to cough.
"Il fans, do you have a feeling of heat rolling down below? How about I help you take a look?"
Il's eyes widened.
Chie suddenly remembered that she was currently in the body of a man.
She waved her hand: "I'm wrong, it's more convenient between the same sex, you and Fei Tan find a place to observe the following? Shall I help you find a space where no one will disturb you?"
Both the queen and concubine Chong looked at her with cannibalistic expressions.
His Majesty the King was very wronged.
------
Sure enough, Ilmi came to see my aunt.
To be precise, the body of the former queen she used came to her aunt.
Because when Chie helped him make the diaper (?), she also used magic to help check the body - the toxin of the wild fruit was indeed destroying the cells of that body.
Why didn't Yiermi, who has fine control over her body, not notice this, because the soul and the body don't match.
It wasn't until the birth of Aunt Tong, who directly hit Tianling Gai, that he indirectly learned that he had been poisoned.
Il fans: Auntie, it’s so scary!
He looked at Chie with admiration in his eyes.
Unexpectedly, Chie waved her hand: "Don't look at me, I haven't come to that thing for a long time, I solved it with magic."
Yiermi and Feitan, who will definitely suffer from this kind of torture, look at her with hopeful eyes.
"You and I can't solve it, you don't have magic power, and you can't keep the magic circle running by yourself... I can't hold your hands for a moment when the two of you come to your aunt, right?"
Yiermi & Feitan: ...No no no no no no no, it's still not allowed.
The black-haired cat-eyed beauty had no choice but to feel aggrieved and changed into a diaper made of strips of cloth—thanks to Chie tearing a cotton shirt she brought out.
"Otherwise, why don't you go back to the palace to rest? Fei Tan and I are looking for seasonings and game, and we promise to make you a delicious meal."
Chie proposed with concern.
Yierfan looked at Fei Tan who didn't care, and then at Ms. Orange who had a beautiful appearance in front of her.
If he left, the two of them would be alone in the woods.
"It's just a little pain, it doesn't matter, let's go, we've been here for a long time."
It was Chie who went to the bathroom again, and his body came to the aunt again, and she didn't do business, but there were many situations.
After he finished speaking, he took the lead in walking towards the inner range of the primeval forest.
Seeing that he persisted, Chie didn't say anything more.
Chie: Hehehe, how interesting!
There is nothing wrong with holding everyone to experience my aunt's human sufferings. She walked and jumped, and seemed to be in a good mood.
Fei Tan frowned tightly.
The sex change is already embarrassing him enough, but now he has to go through it.
He spoke to Chie who was walking in front, "Can you use magic to turn us into men again?"
It feels so embarrassing to say this.
Turning back into a woman, as if he had asked for it before.
Fei Tan's face darkened.
"Yes, yes..."
Feitan's eyes lit up, and Yi Ermi, who had been listening to the situation, turned around.
"But it takes longer, and we have to find materials... With that time, we might all return to our own bodies."
The two people who had been on a roller coaster with their hearts turned their heads depressingly.
Yiermi & Feitan: I'm autistic, don't bother me.
------
At the outskirts of the forest, besides them, there were other plainly dressed villagers picking up something.
When Feitan met the first person, he didn't care about it, but the more he met, the more confused he became.
He subconsciously looked at the current king of the country.
Chie explained to him.
"In addition to the order to eat vegetables, I also issued a second order, but it has little relationship with the nobles, so you haven't heard any news from them."
"That's the compilation of Natural History."
"Whether a villager submits a weed, a strange stone, a small animal, or a local hand-painted map... as long as it is something that has not been submitted first by others, he may get copper coins, silver coins, or gold coins."
"What are you doing this for? Are you really planning to be a good king in ancient times?" Fei Tan subconsciously choked on her, seeing the girl's playful expression, he suddenly realized, "...you are looking for magic circle materials!"
"Yes, after all, I am a king now. How can there be any reason for the top leader to do grassroots work all the time? Of course, it is necessary to make reasonable arrangements, coordinate the overall situation, and improve the happiness of the people by the way-I am worthy of being able to come up with such a strategy .”
"And let me tell you, I suddenly remembered that when I was in a professional class before, the professor crazily praised King Alanis's act of compiling "Natural History". The academic circles believe that this is an act of a virtuous king, and it is a performance of valuing knowledge, which is unprecedented. No.1—who would have thought that this is actually the king collecting magic materials?"
She was so loud that her tail went up to the sky.
Il fan: "If your professor knows that his student is actually like this, will he feel disillusioned [this idol is disqualified]?"
Chie: "Hey, the real King Alanis is standing in front of the professor, he's too excited and excited!"
Fei Tan glanced at the corner of her guilty mouth, and sneered.
The further you go, the closer you get to the inside of the forest.
Ordinary villagers could no longer be seen here, and the fog gradually thickened.
Feitan kicked a monster to death, and Chie checked it with magic.
The meat is tender and edible.
She happily stuffed extra meals into the opened space, and then grabbed a bunch of non-poisonous tree mushrooms.
"Ah, this looks a bit like chili." She squatted in front of a bunch of red fruits and tasted it. The spicy taste was very pleasing.
Yier fans also took a look: "This one has a small amount of neurotoxin."
"It's okay, I'll process it with magic when I go back."
She happily plucked the red fruit bald.
Then she paused and looked northwest.
The other two immediately sensed what she meant.
This is someone who has gone deep into the woods - most likely it is an ancient man with the ability to read.
"I gonna go see."
Fei Tan's exquisite body rushed into the bushes.
Although this is not his body, the original owner is indeed a well-trained killer, and he can barely exert half of his strength.
Chie shouted anxiously: "Fei Tan!"
He subconsciously stopped and looked in the direction he came from, as if he saw the luminous person through the leaves.
"Don't beat people up directly."
Fei Tan frowned...
"What a free labor force, I want to squeeze that person to work for me!"
Feitan & Yier fans: Sure enough - I should get used to her inappropriate way of thinking sooner!
The author has something to say:
Qi Ya (gossip): Sister, what was the first gift you gave my eldest brother that didn’t ask for anything in return?
Chie (touching her chin): Hmm...a homemade diaper?
Brothers: ? ? ?
(Have we heard the gossip that will be silenced by the elder brother?
------
性转
How can you not try the big aunt and aunt towel (with confidence
In ancient times, if you don’t want aunt’s towels, then make your own diapers
Recently, everyone is starting school. Come on with your studies.
*感谢在2020-05-0721:24:22~2020-05-0823:03:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: Meng? 79 bottles; Medea 20 bottles; 221B guest 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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