Be the protagonist of the sand sculpture in the love routine

43.

Yi Erfan lived a sour life of being rejected during the day and rubbed farts(?) at night.

This huge gap made him think that Ms. Tachibana Chie had severe schizophrenia.

But when he was in human form, only Qiuqiu was at home, and Tachibana Chie was mostly in class, so he didn't have to be stared at with "repaying the money" eyes all the time, which was barely a comfort.

Qiuqiu: "?!" No, shouldn't you dislike being rubbed when you are a cat? ?

Yier fan (holding the chin): Ms. Orange is super skilled, and she kneads comfortably. I am super happy @&*#

(Words of Tiger and Wolf have been muted)

All in all, it's really cool to let a strong person provide massage service for you with a pleasant face and a pleasant face!

The portrayal of Yier fans' recent life: You love to ignore me during the day, but at night I make you unattainable.

Cough cough, but in order to grasp the speed, he is different from the strange hairball who eats and lazy all day long, but he has learned from the cat raised by the couple downstairs-how to be a qualified cat.

To sum it up: it's okay to be a master who makes troubles and troubles, but remember to ask the owner to rub his hair afterwards, and if necessary, he can rub his legs and act like a baby.

Of course, in order to prevent someone from asking him to compensate the cat body for the broken cup, he also practiced his walking skills.

It is truly the same as when it was a human body, as light as a swallow, coming and going like the wind.

Yi.Jane.Ermi: So it seems that I am much better than a cat in real life.

In addition to fast-falling life, Yier fans have not given up exploring their own identity.

At night, while his owner is sleeping for beauty, he wanders around the neighborhood on his furry jiojio, listening to gossip and collecting information—for example, is there any chaebol heir missing, and which bar sells white.How much has the price of fans increased? The proprietress of the store threatened to hire someone to kill her husband because she was unhappy that the boss was raising people outside...

When it comes to the last piece of information above, Il fans feel aggrieved.

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He heard that someone was being hired.fierce.kill.When I was a human, I didn't know why, but I felt very kind.

Maybe it was because when he was a rich man, he encountered many assassinations?

He didn't think much about it, he just thought it would be awesome to have a chance to make money.

Although he is a younger brother compared to the schizophrenic Ms. Orange.

But the husband of the proprietress is an ordinary duck, so with his rich experience in being assassinated (too probable), he feels that he is qualified for this job.

Seeing him sneaking away, when Ms. Orange said that he would not pay the accommodation fee, eat her and drink her, she would take out everything—no, no, let’s take out one—a ring, and throw it on her face (actually dare not), tell her loudly: "I am not the little boy in your impression now!"

So the next day during the daytime, when Tachibana Chie was going to class, Yi Ermi took the spare key, picked the little silly ball and rolled over in his belly, he recommended himself.

Jane: You must win this job, Huai Ting!

He tugged on the tight white dress, secretly used Ms. Orange's cosmetics to put on a delicate makeup, and set off on the flat shoes he was wearing when he was picked up.

It wasn't that he didn't want to wear men's clothes, but that since he was dependent on others, he should separate his work identity from his life identity—so that someone would not have a new excuse for blackmail after knowing the news.

He came to the target location, observed it, and confirmed that it was the one he heard the gossip about yesterday.

Il smoothed out his long hair that was blown by the wind, lightly raised his white jade hand, and knocked on the door with an elegance and gentleness that shocked him.

Soon, the sound of someone rushing to open the door was heard.

Yier fans put on the stance that can best show themselves.

The door opened a small crack, someone poked his head out, and saw a peerless beauty at a glance.

"Who are you?" She said fiercely.

Customer is God.

Yi Ermi told himself that his face was so paralyzed that he couldn't laugh, so he could only speak softly: "I'm here to find you."

He was about to sell his business when the woman flew into a rage.

"Huh!? I see! It's you!"

Yier fan: "?" Do I really have a killer aura?How come she knows before introducing herself.

He nodded: "It's good that you know who I am, let's discuss money."

"You still dare to ask me for money! Vixen!" The woman's voice turned up an octave, she raised her foot very fiercely, took off her slippers, and directly patted the face of the beautiful woman in front of her.

Il fans were taken aback, and stepped aside.

Money is indeed an item with infinite charm, an ordinary middle-aged woman can break out with such speed for it!

And he was still very puzzled, although he could indeed transform into animals, no matter how you say it, cats and cats are far from dogs and foxes.

A fox is quite appropriate to describe **.

Yier fans haven't deeply recalled who the woman who influenced him so deeply was, and was deceived again.

The middle-aged woman continued to be furious: "Stinky mistress! It's fine to seduce my husband, but you still want to divide the property now, don't you? Good idea, you!"

While talking, she flicked her slippers and used a series of slaps at an alarming speed.

It was only then that Il fans came to their senses.

It turned out that the lady was not unwilling to pay the hired killer, but just recognized him as her husband's mistress.

Ah Zhen: "..." It seems that being too good-looking is also a sin.

I really want to know what kind of tricks Ms. Orange uses to make passers-by ignore her.

Just as he was in a daze, the slippers attack came.

He grabbed the other's wrist suddenly: "Calm down, I have nothing to do with your husband."

"what?"

The middle-aged woman struggled to no avail, so she had no choice but to look up and down Yiermi.

Remove the rage buff and increase sanity.

Looking at Yi Ermi's muscular body, and the obviously wrong height and Adam's apple, she finally believed his words.

After all, she heard people say that the dead ghost in her family was looking for Xiaojiabiyu... This one is a bit far from adjectives like Xiaoniaoyiren and lovely.

"A good boy, why do you pretend to be a girl? It's pretty good-looking." She muttered.

Seeing that his big customer had calmed down, Yi Ermi let go of his hand, pretending not to see the other party's wrist that was starting to turn blue, and he dutifully promoted himself:

"I heard you are very dissatisfied with your husband?"

"That's right! He's so old that he casually hooks up with other girls, I wish I could kill him!"

Il fans: "I can help you fulfill your wish!"

Middle-aged woman: "...?" The young man is not only a femme fatale, but also likes to talk in his sleep?

Yier fan: "As long as you pay a certain amount of money, I promise to kill your husband silently and painlessly, and no one will be able to find out about you afterwards."

The middle-aged woman didn't know if she was persuaded, or because she wanted to take care of the little fool with a bad brain: "Then if I really want to get rid of him, how many nuns do I need?"

The Yier fan quoted the price that he had already thought of: "Not much. Because your husband is not a dangerous person, the difficulty is relatively low, and 200 million renunciations are enough."

When he said the price, he subconsciously felt wronged.

He had never seen such a small amount of money.

What a bloody sale!

Yier fans looked at the middle-aged woman expectantly.

But the other party only felt that he was being looked at by a dead-faced man with a bad brain, and his heart was frightened.

She cursed: "200 million? Then you might as well grab it!"

"My husband, Bao Xiaonian, hasn't spent 200 million yuan yet! Are you taking advantage of money?! I think you came to my door on purpose to find me unhappy! You also said that you can help kill people. Isn't it true that you have a second illness?" What happened?!"

"Get lost! Don't let me see you as a psycho again!"

After speaking, the door was slammed shut.

The Yier fans who quoted such a low price and were rejected were so shocked that they almost avoided the attack from the gate and almost got their noses pinched.

"As long as you take care of the mistress, you will always spend so much money, why not once and for all, wouldn't it be nice to inherit the legacy of your deceased husband?"

He smoothed the hair that was blown up by the wind, and muttered innocently.

"Money is hard to come by."

He had never felt that money was so hard to come by—this made him even more convinced that he must be super rich before he lost his memory—it seemed that it would take some time to get rid of being ridiculed by Ms. Orange.

As he went downstairs, he happened to meet the husband who was looking for the young girl.

The other party's eyes were stuck to his face, even when he passed by, he still looked back.

Elmi Claw extended and retracted.

Forget it, it’s too bad to be a white worker.

Wouldn't it be nice to have two iron cocks with weird ideas torture each other?

He glared threateningly at the husband among them, his murderous intent made him turn pale and sweat, and he almost knelt down on the steps without standing still.

Satisfied, Ilmi left quietly.

I hurried home, feeling really uncomfortable with makeup on my face.

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At the end of the memory, the Yier fan left the trivial grievances behind.

He reached out and pressed his stomach.

a little hungry.

Look at the little money hidden in the cat's litter—the pocket money that Ms. Orange gave me is only a pitiful 250 rings.

He forgot to ask for money a few days ago (thinking he could earn it), and the other party only remembered to make cat food and feed the cat, completely forgetting that there was a big living person who needed to eat.

After much deliberation, Yi Ermi decided to come to find someone and grab a lunch.

He pulled the strange fur ball out of a pile of jelly, and stared at it with those dull black cat eyes.

Qiuqiu protected his chest with his stick and paws, and said, "You, what are you doing?"

Il fans: ... Well, it really is not an illusion, he is very friendly to me in human form.

The black-haired young man tilted his head, the sunlight outside the window hit his straight nose, he was extremely handsome.

Yier fan who unconsciously used the beauty trick: "Can you take me to Chie?"

He made it a bit intimate on purpose.

Sure enough, Fuqiu, who couldn't hide his emotions, immediately showed a complicated expression with joy.

Il fan heart: It seems that the fur ball supports the human form and I have a close contact with Ms. Orange.How to find a balance between Chie Tachibana, who hates human figures, and Qiuqiu, who hates cats, to gain benefits is a difficult problem.

Simple Silly Ball: My God!A heroine who is so lazy and unconventional like Xiao Chie, there is actually a male protagonist who is willing to approach her and understand her?What kind of peerless good man is this!

After all, among the three hero halos, Kurapika is the most normal but far away (Kura: I'm not normal, I'm about to be played to pieces), Hisoka is a pervert who chooses to skip (Hisoka:?), and The last Yier fan, he thought it was a human crumb, didn't he think that crumbs can also have a shining point of humanity?

Qiuqiu was moved to tears: "Let's go! Let's go to school to find her now!"

He raised his arms and shouted, asked Yi Ermi to bring a backpack, and buried it in it.

This is a good time for him to create performance!

Qiuqiu looked at Yier fans with sweet and warm eyes, just like spring in early April, when the grass grows and the warblers fly.

Yier Fan: Great, lunch is settled.

The author has something to say:

Il fans: You must win this job, Huai Ting!

Chie: Are you the silly white sweet heroine of some soap opera? ? ?Still cheer yourself up?

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you never know, you think a well-behaved cat

what you do when you leave the house or sleep

Il fans: "...Meow?"

——Advance receipt——

"Boss Crumb, She's Six and a Half Years Old"

Our store is recruiting new people, the treatment is excellent,

Sign this bond now,

Become a magical girl of pikapika!

Spider Brain: Can I call 110 to call the police if I am forced to volunteer?

Leader Jae: It must be because I died in the wrong posture. I want to go to the Ganghei Building to dance again.

Rabbit Eyes: ...

Cacaine (cherries are so delicious): rerorerorero

Natural curly silver hair: Moshi Moshi—?Ah Yin, am I still alive?Why would you be dragged to work? !Even if you put a carton of strawberry milk in front of me, I won't give in...it will take 10 cartons anyway.

Asuka (blushing cutely): Okay, since everyone wants to join the company as soon as possible, let Asuka explain the purchase process.

Others: Listen to what people say! !

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It's just an inflammation, but it's not a fever

Scared me