Be the protagonist of the sand sculpture in the love routine

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The demon Chie crossed her arms, staring at the system ball who obviously knew something, and remained motionless.

Qiuqiu was terrified by her creepy eyes.

He showed a pure smile, hesitatingly said: [Chie, Chie, what are you doing?You have something to say...]

[You know, give me the secret to Kangkang, be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting. ] Chie also showed a pure smile.

[No... nothing to worry about? 】

【yes? 】

Demon Chie grinned out a mouthful of shark teeth, Qiuqiu felt bad.

He wanted to escape quickly, but in Chie's sea of ​​consciousness, she was the master.

She looked at Qiuqiu's fluffy body rolling away, and with a little finger in the air, Qiuqiu reappeared beside her.

【Keep running, don't stop. 】

She showed her ferocious nature and let the captured pets go.

If Qiuqiu hesitates to move, she will pat the opponent's furry back, manually roll the ball away, and then catch it again.

Being bullied several times back and forth, the simple, weak and edible system was frightened and cried.

Under such psychological tactics, he quickly confessed the little Jiujiu hidden in his heart.

……

Devil Chie: [That is to say, not only Hisoka, but also the male protagonist who has a halo on his head, has the trick of seeing the essence through phenomena, right? 】

【right.Isn't that how all the sweet texts on the Internet are written? 】The system began to break triumphantly,【Although you wear glasses, I can see your beautiful eyes and amazing beauty hidden under them at a glance~Although you are wearing loose clothes that don’t fit well, I can see them at a glance. You know, under the clothes is a fair-skinned, perfectly curved body~]

Chie: 【...If you talk about being so perverted, I'm going to call the police. 】

When talking about Qiuqiu's autism, she spared no effort to analyze it.

No wonder every time Kurapika sees her, there is a little shyness hidden in his eyes.

Chie thought that the child had such a conditioned reflex because she had teased her too many times.

She was even secretly happy about it, so it wasn't like this...

Gee.

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Because of realizing such a fact, her mental body and main body rarely move in unison, have the same expression, and both have a paralyzed face.

It's just that in the spiritual world, the only ball facing that face is closing in on himself, but in reality...

"Wooooow, this face, this figure! This must be a gift from God to the world!"

The stylist wept with joy, it seemed that the whole person was a little out of order.

Chie, who was praised by him, was wearing a bathrobe and was selectively deaf.

The stylist was blowing Chie's hair with trembling hands, and the little assistant was completely useless.

"No, no, no! Saying it's a gift from God is really too insulting to Miss Tachibana, you are the god himself!"

He farts one after another, one more than the other, and he looks like his san value is about to drop.

Chie: I've only heard that you can do sancheck if you're too ugly, but I didn't expect you to be good enough to see a certain level.

A group of assistants next to him finally couldn't stand it any longer.

They leaned over and looked at Chie's face with small eyes, and persuaded: "Teacher, time is very tight. If you serve alone, Ms. Tachibana may not be able to make it to the dinner." Let's serve the goddess too, teacher! !Eating alone is wrong! !

The stylist immersed in beauty protested loudly: "Only the most exquisite and noble service, that is, my service, can match Ms. Orange's beauty! No one else can!"

A little assistant rolled his eyes: "Teacher! If we can't keep up with the time, we are just doing free work this time! We don't get any money!"

……

The impassioned stylist wilted with visible speed.

Other assistants around are thumbing up in the blind spot where the stylist can't see: You are such a clever little ghost~!

Assistant: Hey hey~ Congratulations!

Even the perfect artist has to give in when he hears about life and death.

He eventually taught the assistant in charge of small tasks such as skin care and massage relaxation, and then reluctantly left with tears in his eyes.

When he left, he was still muttering: "Ah~! I can't touch Miss Ju's smooth and delicate skin anymore! I lost [-] million rings!"

Chie: ...

When she was fully armed and saw Hisoka again, it was already the time when the lights were on.

This dog man was dressed in a rare and serious manner. When he was leaning on the sofa, every line outlined by the gray suit was emitting hormones.

At least the little assistants around her seem to have completely forgotten the dog man's appearance when he first entered the clubhouse. All of them have degraded IQs, and they can only inhale and exclaim, not even exhale.

Chie twitched the corner of her mouth to show her disdain.

If she hadn't turned her back to the little girls now, the one who made them unable to breathe now would be herself!I am the most beautiful one!

Qiuqiu: Is the focus on competing for the little girl's attention? !

Qiuqiu: As the heroine, show me that you are jealous now! !

Hisoka seemed to be attracted by the sound (Chie: Pretend, try your best to pretend!), he put the magazine in his hand on the coffee table, looked up and smiled at Chie.

The phoenix eyes are curved, the thin lips are slightly hooked, and every move is full of amorous feelings.

Before Chie could respond, the assistants behind her (regardless of gender) immediately built a mass grave for Ah Wei.

Not to be outdone, Miss Ju, who proclaimed herself the most beautiful person in the world, also turned her head: "Thank you for your hard work today."

Then smile.

She even concocted an illusion magic for herself cunningly, the breeze, the singing of birds, the fragrance of flowers, the stars...

People who face this smile have endured routines that they shouldn't have to bear.

The mass grave of Ah Wei, which was bigger than before, rose from the ground.

She nodded with satisfaction.

Chie is already at the peak of beauty, and with some just-right embellishments of bright colors, the lethality is more than 01:30.

Hisoka handed the card to the person at the front desk who was lucky enough to escape the catastrophe, and teased Chie with a smile: "Xiaoqian is really amazing~ Whether it is magic or good looks, it is worthy of my recognition of the beautiful fruit (heart)~"

Chie hummed twice, looked at the petrified staff who were still deeply involved in the beauty crit, and said, "Hisuo, have you ever heard a word?"

"What~"

Chie could not hide her pride in her eyes, she said deeply:

"A true hero kills with his face."

Hisoka: ...I have a bad feeling.

Then Chie's doggy words came: "Speaking of which, you have been cultivating green apples with potential, defeating or killing them, so as to gain the thrill of fighting-then have you ever thought that it is possible for you to find green apples? , Is the direction of your efforts in the wrong direction?"

Hisoka:?

Combat is fist to flesh, skill competition, what other direction can there be?

Is it?

She entered the elevator with Hisoka, and she became excited as she talked, and began to describe to him the grand blueprint of another fighting method.

"Compared to violence, in fact, the competition of appearance and fighting with face is the daily life and mainstream of modern human beings."

Hisoka (loses highlight): Here we come, here we come.She came with the theory of beauty.

"Think about it, ordinary people don't have the ability to fight at all. If they really fight with each other, it's just pecking each other, elementary school students fighting, you pull your hair and I tear your clothes. So, in modern civilized society, people By default, the first element of competition is actually the face."

"The face is external, and everyone can see it. As long as the aesthetics are normal, the difference between beauty and ugliness can be distinguished at first glance. The first impression is inseparable from your appearance. When no one understands your inner core, you will grow up. To be beautiful is to be able to easily surpass the beauty of the soul." Chie said with a smile.

"So, if the pleasure of fighting you're after only focuses on a 'victory', I recommend you to use the beauty competition method!"

"You are only a little less beautiful than me, as long as you don't wear clown makeup, you can barely kill with your face and win nine out of ten battles, right?" She shook her head and said.

Hisoka didn't answer or refute, but just turned the car key, smiled and inserted a different topic: "Xiaoqian shouldn't be a transformation system~"

Chie: "?"

"What do you mean? I can't even practice reciting. You're talking nonsense about this department classification!"

She folded her arms around her chest, and the words "mortal with fish lips" appeared in her eyes.

Hisoka lowered his head, seeing the girl's imposing appearance in his eyes.

It's really delicious, Xiaoqian~

In your words, whether it is external, internal or your fighting ability, I am very satisfied☆～

He suppressed the imminent thoughts, stretched out his hand to straighten the girl's bangs that were blown by the evening wind, and retracted his hand restrainedly.

"Wait here for me, I'll get the car over~"

He smiled and left the girl where she was, and when she walked out of the opponent's field of vision, he finally couldn't restrain himself from crushing the crumpled poker into powder.

The author has something to say:

Karna: True heroes kill with their eyes.

Chie imitates the tongue: A true hero kills with his face.

Karna: ...

Chie (unreasonable and strong): ... Am I wrong? !

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For those who have doubts about the so-called "Appearance Theory", see below

ps: I tried my best to write less about such a black mud and heavy thing in the article, after all, it is an easy label

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Chie said that the appearance competition was originally a joke, but she showed a cruel side while talking

She herself is proud of app18, but also thinks that it is superficial and disgusting to only look at the appearance and not understand the core

Especially when she herself is good-looking, but her character is rotten

In short, Huihui is a female classmate with contradictions and stories~

Hisoka saw that she actually thought that the society that only looked at faces was bad, but she smiled and said that she seemed to agree

So Hisoka commented on her: "You should not be a transformation system."

Connotation: Our transformation department is very good at lying ~ you little fool who can't lie

Our fruit growers like such good fruits with both internal and external strengths online! (Xiaojie guessed the taste