Be the protagonist of the sand sculpture in the love routine

20.

But Kurapika's wedding candy (?) was not eaten, so Chie received other news first.

Under the big apple tree: "Xiaoqian, do you want a date?"

The most beautiful girl in the world: "No appointment, I don't think it's heartless and unreasonable to make trouble, I haven't loved before." She did it in one go, refused three times and threw it on Hisoka's face through text messages.

Under the big apple tree: "Don't be like this ◇～Let's play duck together☆! Very red♂chicken～!"

Within a few seconds, Hisoka's reply mixed with various strange symbols came.

The most beautiful girl in the world: "I don't! I am a good citizen who is upright and law-abiding, honest and patriotic, dedicated and friendly. Playing ducks or something doesn't exist, so I don't want to collude with you!"

Under the big apple tree: "...Your thoughts are so dirty~"

The most beautiful girl in the world: "Perverts are not qualified to say anything about me."

Chie and Hisoka fought for [-] rounds in the posture of elementary school students quarreling. In the end, Hisoka, who was busy eating apples on stage, declared defeat because he had no time to reply.

Under Qiuqiu's contemptuous gaze, Chie proudly put away her phone.

"Shall we go shopping for clothes in the afternoon?" She discussed with Qiuqiu while turning her pen, "School will start soon, and I have enough money now, so I can eliminate all the things in the original master wardrobe... Also, the furniture at home I also want to change a batch."

She tore a piece of white paper, wrote and drew on it, and listed one, two, three, four.

【Buy it. ] It doesn't matter to Qiuqiu, anyway, everything is enough to eat.

Chie quickly wrote down what was needed.

Because she was going to skip work openly in the afternoon, she simply sent a group message to the players, telling them to come quickly if they need to make an appointment for the game.

After sending it out, she propped her chin up idly and changed channels aimlessly with the remote control.

When jumping to a certain channel, deafening cheers came over, and she took a closer look, and it turned out that she had switched to the internal channel of the Sky Arena.

There were two people on the stage, one standing and the other half kneeling with his arms covered.

And the guy with the slender waist and long legs who shuffled the cards standing up was none other than Hisoka.

There were blood stains on half of his face, and a few drops of blood splashed on the corner of his lips. The guy stuck out his tongue and licked it off indifferently.

Chie (subway grandpa looking at his phone.jpg): Wouldn’t eating indiscriminately cause diarrhea?

Although there was such a pervert on TV, Chie had never seen this guy fight with anyone other than herself, so she simply put down the remote control and watched with interest.

Of course, she, who has no ability to read and can't see read, has not forgotten to cast a newly developed spell on her eyes.

A complex white magic circle appeared in her blue eyes.

There was a bear in front of the kneeling one, and both he and the bear looked at Hisoka warily.

As for Hisoka's thoughts, the color was lighter and pink, sticking to the left side of the kneeling man's face, the man didn't seem to notice it at all.

Chie sighed regretfully.

It's a shame that I can't see other people beating up perverts.

Sure enough, as she expected, the bear man (?) quickly flew towards Hisoka's fist with a frightened expression on his face.

Hisoka played a combo and output it on the opponent's face. After turning the bear man into a toothless old lady with a swollen face, he cut off a few fingers of the opponent rather boringly.

The bear man was so frightened that he conceded defeat on the spot. His bear grabbed him and threw him under the ring before Hisoka could react.

With Bear abstaining, the referee quickly declared Hisoka the winner.

But with Chie's eyes and her understanding of the plastic sisters, she knew that this pervert was so aggrieved that he would probably come to find fault with her after leaving the ring.

She acted decisively, drove away a pair of contestants who wanted to register, and rushed into the locker room to change.

Put on the denim shorts, tuck the T-shirt into the waistband, put the coiled hair back into a ponytail, and finally put on canvas shoes.

She quickly closed the door and rushed to the elevator.

It turned out Hisoka came back sooner than she thought.

As soon as Chie saw his frightening face because of desire and dissatisfaction, she felt a headache.

"Beautiful fruit!~" The other party rushed over excitedly, not even calling "Xiaoqian" who was pretending to be friendly.

Hearing the sound of the punch punching through the air, Chie turned her head and ran away without hesitation.

Just kidding, it is impossible to fight in a fight, and it is impossible to fight in this life.

Being entangled by this person, can she still enjoy shopping in the afternoon?

The two staged a chase in the corridor, passing several kittens who were about to go out to stop the noise along the way.

The poor cats and cats who were super angry at first withdrew their tentative claws when they saw the gods fighting outside.

When she saw the window at the end of the corridor, Chie's eyes lit up, and she stepped and stood on the window sill without hesitation.

She opened the window and turned around.

The sunlight coated her with a circle of gold, and the 200-story fierce wind blew her silver ponytail dancing around.

Hisoka was overjoyed when he saw that she was blocked in the corner, and several poker cards flew over.

"Beautiful fruit, I caught you~!"

And Chie held the window with one hand, and laughed arrogantly: "It's too sweet! Uncle, this is my escape route!"

After she finished speaking, she kicked her feet and jumped out of the open window.

Hisoka rushed to the window with a stride, quickly flung out [Stretchable Love], and stuck it to someone's back.

—— Chie, who was in free fall and enjoying the strong wind, was almost stripped naked. After quickly casting a fixation spell on the T-shirt, her whole body bounced upwards like a bungee jump.

Hisoka, who smiled and licked his poker: Big!Watch me seal your escape route!

Bouncing to the height of just jumping off, Chie, who met Hisoka's eyes, said: ... Dogecoin!Give Grandpa Claws! !

When she fell again, she had a ferocious face, raising her hand to cut off the chewing gum that Hisoka stuck to her body.

But the latter clearly saw her thoughts and reacted faster.

Hisoka also took a step and jumped down from the window, trying to make love to her.

The two crashed together.

Under Chie's stare, he shortened the distance of [Scalable Love], and said as he came to her side: "You cut it~! Cut off our fate, and then Xiaoqian can watch me in front of her. It fell into a puddle of mud on the ground!"

Chie complained: "Don't say that the two of us seem to have some shady relationship, hey!!"

"Let's talk about the perverted millennium, you will definitely not die, you have to believe in yourself!!"

Hisoka continued to laugh, the violent wind made his red hair dance, and even the hairspray could no longer keep it straight.

"Will I die if you try? The price of trying is not high, you will only bear the life of a friend~"

Chie waved her hand: "Don't elevate yourself! If your hairline is raised any further, you'll be bald. I'll tell you! The wallet should do its duty, and do what the wallet should do!"

Hisoka: ...

Chie: ...

An awkward atmosphere of silence spread between the two.

Hisoka steamed a basket of fresh steamed buns: "You have spoken! You have finally spoken your heart!"

Qiane felt guilty for a second, then regained her true nature as a scumbag, and said confidently: "That's right, you are just my humanoid cash machine! There is no possibility of us being friends!"

Then, she raised the knife in her hand, smiled viciously, and mercilessly cut off the thoughts entangled in her body.

Hisoka's long and narrow phoenix eyes widened slightly, and there seemed to be water in his eyes (in fact, they were blown by the wind), and he seemed unwilling to accept the fact.

"Xiaoqian, let me ask you one last question, don't lie to me..."

"You say, I will answer as appropriate."

……

"How long will it take us to get downstairs~?"

Hisoka stretched his body in the air, and the weightlessness brought by the free fall made him close his eyes comfortably.

——He likes the feeling of dokidoki in every sense.

Chie rolled her eyes when she heard the silly question he asked.

"If it wasn't for playing with you and playing against you, would I have been in free fall for 3 minutes at such a height?"

Thinking about just now, she had to constantly calculate the coordinates of the opening of the space gate while she was talking.

She was so tired and worked so hard, why didn't anyone give her a reward award?

Qiuqiu: Stop, please stop the shameless inner monologue.

Chie: "By the way, so what exactly are you going to do with me today?"

Hisoka was about to speak, but she answered again: "Ducks won't find them anyway, so give up—unless they look good."

The magician glanced at her faintly: "Those people are not as good-looking as me."

Chie pretended to be shocked, but actually ate melon happily: "My God~! I was just talking casually, but I didn't expect you to actually look for it!"

The inner demon Chie: [Silly ball, look, this is the owner of your male lead halo. 】

Qiuqiu: Autism.jpg

And Hisoka didn't know that he had hurt the heart of a simple system, he gave Tachibana Chie a voluptuous wink shamelessly, and said business: "I was invited by a friend to attend a dinner party, and I lack a female companion ~"

"Is it difficult for you to find a female companion?" Chie was wary.

Hisoka sighed sincerely: "I was going to invite one of them to come, but I accidentally clicked it and became a prostitute~"

Chie doubted: "Mass mail? I didn't receive it."

Hisoka smiled and said, "Xiaoqian is not in Pao Friends Group, of course I can't receive it☆~" Your note is Caimi No. [-].

Chie: ...OK.

But she still felt that there might be a pitfall in it: "So what if they all received the text message? Wouldn't it be fine to agree to one and reject the others?"

"I think so too~ But those girls are in the same dormitory, and it is said that they were shopping together when they received the message."

Chie: ...

Chie: "Hisaku, you are really a talent (scumbag)."

Hisoka understood what she meant, and said, "I'm too proud, but I can't compare to you (heart)~"

Chie and Hisoka no longer had huge colored rings under their bodies, but magic circles appeared on their shoulder blades.

The violent wind converged into a hemisphere, and the two landed smoothly in a deserted alley.

Hisoka's desire to fight began to stir again: "No matter how many times I watch it~ I still think Xiaoqian's magic is awesome~ Hahaha~"

Chie directly stuck a big ice flower in his ear.

She smirked: "Is it hot? I'll help you cool down."

West A Flower in the Village Suo: ...

The author has something to say:

Chie: Sister, stop rubbing your back with hairspray, you will be bald one day, believe me!

Hisoka: ……Being bald after Kuroro, this is my last stubbornness.

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Chie information released:

1. Once lived in the Western Fantasy world

2. Became the only Kami sama

3. Raised a black "big cat" (actually a panther

4. Since the body is not used in each world, the power is suppressed

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Tomorrow I will try to give a coc seventh version rule character card

Only the basic values ​​are included, the skills have to be worked on