[Comprehensive] After the chaos and the end of the abandonment of Hong Kong black cadres

【What are you doing? ! 】

[Isn't breathing just like this...] Ginrutsu let go of the hand that was pinching Osamu Dazai's nose, and pinched it again.

Let go, pinch, let go, pinch.

Not to mention, it was fun.

Osamu Dazai: I feel like I'm going to die...

After being asked "what the hell is artificial respiration", Ginruto looked at Osamu Dazai's pale lips and leaned down.

Seeing that the two are about to kiss together——

Osamu Dazai turned his head to the left!

bar.

Yin Lu kissed the ground.

Come again!

Osamu Dazai turned his head to the right!

bar.

Kiss the earth again.

"..."

Ha ha!

Yinrui clamped Dazai Osamu's cheeks with both hands!

He can't believe it!

At the last second, Osamu Dazai stood up abruptly, his forehead bumped up and down, making a crisp sound.

Yinlu was knocked to one side and kissed the ground for the third time.

"You are such a weirdo, you actually like to kiss the ground."

Osamu Dazai sat on the ground, rubbing his forehead, a little disgusted, "The guy who disturbed me into the water..." Turning his head, "Well, it's you?"

Yinlu got up, looked at the fire with piercing eyes, and stopped talking to him.

His grilled fish and crab are almost done!

"Ah, it smells so good..." A certain guy came over, "Can I eat it?"

His stomach made noises in unison.

"No." Yin Lu did not hesitate.

[…] The program group was speechless.

Because the previous drama Osamu Dazai was very popular, I temporarily decided to make another one, so there is no detailed dialogue script.

Unexpectedly, Yinlu was released directly.

Director: I regret it now, very much.

[For food! 】

This is an opportunity to increase your favorability!

Yin Lu's expression remained unchanged: [Only one, no more. 】

"This is for you." He motioned for Osamu Dazai to reach out his hand.

Osamu Dazai looked at the small red particles in his hand suspiciously.

"Crab roe," Yin Lu added, "can strengthen yang."

This person looks very imaginary.

"..." Dazai Osamu, "I want to eat crab."

"No, I just caught one."

"Eh?"

"This is all my food," Yin Lu said lightly, "After all, I'm so poor that I don't even have a pot lid."

How to get rich is a question.

It is said that where there is demand, there will be business opportunities. The more demand, the greater the business opportunities.

What are the common needs of human beings...

That being said, the only crab was still placed in front of Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai yelled, "It's so hot, it's so hot", and he started eating: "My name is Osamu Dazai."

"Oh," Yinru was immersed in his own thoughts, "Dazai what?"

"Osamu Dazai."

"What rule?"

"Osamu Dazai."

"What kind of treatment?"

"..."

Ask suicide again!

Osamu Dazai decided to stay away from the topic, "Your name?"

"Silver law."

"I haven't seen you before, Silver Ritsu-kun." Dazai Osamu's tone was inexplicable.

"..."

In fact, Yinrui doesn't like getting along with Osamu Dazai very much.

The guy in the last show loves to trip him up.It's okay to call him "Xiaoye" in the middle, but Osamu Dazai calls him "Xiaobai" to his face...

You are just a noob!Your whole family is noobs!

He also dragged "her" to die for love.

Sacrifice your sister's love!Aren't you afraid that Zhong Ye will come and beat you to death?

In order to create a delicate and pitiful flower waiting for Zhong Ye to save him, he also worked very hard!

Moreover, Osamu Dazai always gives people a feeling that their souls have been seen through. Although Yinru doesn't care if he is discovered, it is always uncomfortable.

"You don't know everyone in Yokohama."

"Well..." Osamu Dazai did not deny his statement.

However, he is a regular at this LUPIN bar.

He hadn't heard of the bartender changing before.

"Mr. Yinlu came to Yokohama for what?"

Yin Lu gave him a white look: "Did you check the account?"

【speak nicely! 】

"..." Yinlu threw away the bamboo stick, raised his head and chest, his eyes were shining, and his heart was like a good boy in the future, "I want to start from the bartender, accumulate wealth, start from the original needs of human beings, expand the industry, and establish Yokohama The largest condom company, contracting all the condoms in Yokohama, and becoming the strongest UFO!"

Osamu Dazai was fine at first, but then he was taken aback when he heard, "UFO?"

[CEO! 】Program group reminder.

Again!

This guy Yin Lu doesn't know if it's because his IQ has deteriorated or what. At the beginning of the last drama, he couldn't even speak a word. Although he learned how to do it later, he would occasionally make similar mistakes.

"Oh," Yin Lu changed his words, "CEO."

Osamu Dazai loosened the corner of his mouth and smiled.

"Mr. Yinlu," he put one hand on his knee, propped his cheek, and said slowly, "Do you know... a man named 'Bai Ye'?"

"do not know."

When Osamu Dazai smiled like that, he didn't have any good intentions.

"Really~"

After killing Yinru one crab and two fish, Osamu Dazai picked up his hat on the ground and prepared to leave.Many men in black suddenly appeared on the bridge and the bank, surrounding them.

"Yeah, yeah," Dazai Osamu twirled the hat in his hand, "Mr. Mori is really persevering."

Although it was Chuya himself who he provoked, it must have been Mr. Mori's instigation that Zhongyuan Zhongye was able to mobilize his subordinates.

Because Oda is still alive, it is impossible for him to hide completely, and occasionally he will be approached by the mafia.

but……

He will never go back to that place again.

The persuasion was ineffective, and adhering to the principle of "capturing former cadres alive", a group of men in black took up guns and began to outline the human body...

Yinlu was in the middle of a hail of bullets, without any disturbance in his heart, and even picked up the last piece of grilled fish.

Then the fish was hit by a bullet!

"..."

Yinlu's pose freezes for a few seconds.

A good meal is ruined by Osamu Dazai just like that, a good residence is ruined by Osamu Dazai just like that...

Oh, my heart hurts!

Osamu Dazai, you are a fucking disaster!

Yinlu took out a playing card from his pocket.

Osamu Dazai dodged with ease.

He has many ways to deal with the mafia, but no matter what, he has to give these people who work overtime in the middle of the night a little face.

Before he could stand still, he suddenly felt his arm being pulled.Yin Lu Qingjun's face was gloomy, and the card in his left hand shone brightly.

stranger? !

Mafia alert.

Want to escape? !

The light dissipated, and the playing cards turned into a black, white and gray car, domineering and majestic——

bike!

The strange sound kept coming out:

There are thousands of roads, safety first...

Irregular driving, Erha two tears...

ooh-

The last "Aww" echoed for a long time in the silent night.

Everyone was stunned.

Yin Lv clicked his lips.

Not strong this time.

"Not much to say, get in the car!"

Osamu Dazai was thrown to the back seat, and opened his mouth.

The two of us, on our bikes... are you sure?

Won't get chased by the driving mafia?

His words were blown back by the wind blowing in front of him!

As soon as Yin Lu sat on it, the bicycle rushed out like a runaway husky and disappeared without a trace.

Osamu Dazai in the back seat:? ? ?

Mafia present: ? ? ?

It took a long time to react: "Go and chase!"

"I'll go," another figure passed by, "you go back to the headquarters first."

"Mr. Nakaya!!!"

***

"Irregular driving, two tears in Erha, Wang—"

Howling all the way.

"Where to throw you?" Yin Lu asked.

Osamu Dazai has adapted well to the current situation, and instead of answering Yinru, he sighed, "It's pretty fast."

His bangs were blown by the wind, exposing his entire face.

Do you think this is a love scene of "I am in front, you in the back, I will carry you, you will hold me, and work together towards a well-off society"?

wrong!

The mount is too weird, the speed is too sturdy, and Yinlu is too cold.

In fact, Osamu Dazai could barely open his eyes, and it was not easy to be able to speak. He couldn't even imagine how ferocious his expression was blown by the wind!

As if being choked by a husky, he could only hold the seat tightly.

"Erha, two lines of tears..." The mount suddenly made a different voice, "Master, someone scratched the hair on my butt, it hurts so much!"

Yin Lu: "Run well."

Osamu Dazai: "Cough cough, Yi, hiccup... can you?"

Of course not supernatural powers.

These two cars are driven by Yinlu's "thoughts".

Just before his crossing, a group of hunters came to the island where he lived and said they would use the island to develop games.Yin Lu followed them to learn the ability to read and make cards.

Later, the island was named "Island of Greed".

There are restrictions on the production of cards by the silver law.

It must be sampled from creatures he has seen.For example, this A card is a dog he has seen, and it has become a second-wheel vehicle for the first time, and it can only be a second-wheel vehicle in the future.

...I thought it could turn into a motorcycle.

Gee.

This card is useless.

This dog is not smart enough.

Yin Lu replied absent-mindedly: "Ah."

Osamu Dazai laughed silently: "My supernatural ability... as long as I touch it, it can erase all human supernatural abilities."

"..." Yin Lu said, "Then you think I'm not human."

In the early morning, there were no cars on the street.

In the middle of the empty road ahead, a short figure suddenly appeared. The black clothes almost blended into the night.

The bicycle is approaching rapidly!

Osamu Dazai raised the hat in his hand, which obviously angered the man.He stomped on the ground, and the splashed stones floated in the air, ready to go.

Osamu Dazai had an idea in his mind.It's an idea, more like his cunning intuition.

"..."

Although it was extremely absurd, it was so absurd that he himself did not believe it.

Seeing Yinlu's reaction later, he should be able to catch something.

Yin Lu patted the dog's head: "The people in the back seat said that if you escape this wave, I will treat you to a big bone soup."

Osamu Dazai:?

Osamu Dazai: "I didn't..." The rest of the words were drowned in the wind.

"Aw—oo——!!!"

"GIAO—"

Zhong Yuan's voice soared.

"Dazai!!!"

What are you howling at me? !

Zhongye and the dog call each other from afar.

The stones were thrown densely, and they were all avoided by the serpentine movement.

Zhongyuan Zhong also felt a gust of wind blowing past his ears, and he didn't have time to see anything clearly.

"I can't sit down, I can't sit down!"

Yin Lu's words came from afar.

"We can't fit in this car anymore, sir, let's take another car!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Fuck your sister, God damn take a taxi!

The hat fluttered to his feet.

Osamu Dazai:?

This reaction is different from what he thought...