[Comprehensive] After the chaos and the end of the abandonment of Hong Kong black cadres

"Ah, it seems to be a little too late, but sooner or later," Yinrui smiled, "How about it, do you accept my confession, Mr. Dazai?"

God fucking confess!

You are in a funeral!

Qi Ya was fuming with anger.

On the screen, friendly soldiers were shot in the head one after another.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at Yin Lu's exposed eye.

Deep brown, beautiful, like a piece of amber, Bai Ye also has such eyes.

"I have a favorite person."

"Who?"

"..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also realized that he had dug a big hole for himself.

His relationship is a blank slate, and his only experience is Bai Ye. Later, when he meets people who show love, he always refuses with "I have someone I like".

But who will Dazai like?

This guy is flirting everywhere!

A figure also flashed in the mind in the Central Plains.

The two blacks have been fighting for many years, and Nakahara Chuya finally got Dazai Osamu today!

"Oda...saku."

Now it was Yinlu's turn to be stunned.

I go!

Mr. Oda, did you hear that Osamu Dazai actually has such thoughts for you!Don't run away!

Zhongyuan Zhong also took the opportunity to break free and rushed out.

After two steps, he punched the wall.

Damn, I forgot the business!

Zhongyuan Zhong also decisively chose to wait another two days!

Never want to see this guy again in my life!

It's too scary!

***

"Finally gone."

Yin Lu saw Qi Ya's expression, "Are you choking again?"

"...Did you just confess?"

"if not."

"I don't think you will succeed."

"That's great."

"..." Qi Ya was speechless, "I remember girls often chatting with you."

"We talked, but they don't know why they ignore me."

"What exactly did you say..." Qi Ya looked at Yin Lu's phone.

[Girl A: Brother, what's your name? 】

[Yin Lu: I'm not barking. 】

【Girl B: What are you doing? 】

[Silver Law: Breathing. 】

[Girl C: handsome guy, do you want a date tonight? 】

[Yin Lu: I just came out of the police station. 】

Qiu: "..."

Yinlu stretched out his hand, reached for the game console on the side, and took a look: "You are delicious."

Fortunately, he also specially bought game consoles for Qi Ya.

Qi Ya's attention was instantly diverted: "I didn't play seriously just now!"

"If you don't play seriously, you won't even know how you died later." Yin Lu started to play the game.

Qi Ya choked out a sentence: "I don't know how to watch the replay?!"

He wants to see how this guy plays——

Shoot and eat chicken.

The elves flashed again and again.

Woj, coach, it's not fair!

Yin Lu smiled and threw the game console back: "It doesn't matter if you lose the game, you can't win anyway."

He shrank into the quilt, "I'm going to rest."

Qi Ya suddenly said: "I remember you have a monthly ticket for Shadow Warrior?"

[Kage Warrior Monthly Ticket] is an existing card in Greed Island, and if you give it to someone who wants to replace it, you can act as a substitute for him for 24 hours.

"Why did you suddenly think of this?" Yin Lu looked for it, "Here, I brought two."

Qi Ya held the card: "Aren't you going out these two days?"

"No. I'm so dizzy, let me sleep for a while, I can't move anymore." Yin Lu put the quilt over his head.

"..." Qi Ya squeezed his cards tightly.

He injected "Nian" into the card and placed it under Yinlu's pillow.The moment he walked out the door, he turned into Yin Lu.

Save your friend's precarious relationship!I can!

Mr. Dazai, Iming!

……

Chuya Nakahara's life for the past two days has been like hell!

You can see Yinlu when you eat a meal, you can see Yinlu when you buy vegetables, and you can even see Yinlu when you go to the toilet!

"Mr. Dazai, are you free recently?"

"Mr. Dazai, do you still need someone to die for love?"

"Mr. Dazai, I thought about it. It was too abrupt before. We can develop for a long time and take our time."

It forced him to jump into the river, and Yin Lu who was diving could still be seen in the river!

"Mr. Dazai, let's have a cup of coffee together?"

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

Miss Hongye——

I want to go back to the Mafia!

white night--

Zhong Yuan also paused, and his boiling emotions suddenly froze.

"Hurry up, or that guy will come out of nowhere..." he muttered.

"Strange..." Qi Ya looked at the back of the other party who was running away in a hurry, and tilted his head, "Could it be that Osamu Dazai is not something that can be pursued in a normal way?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also in a daze, and when he woke up again, he was already in his office.

finally come back!

Everything around him felt very cordial, and Zhongyuan Zhong also walked to the French window, wanting to smoke a cigarette to calm down.

The past two days were like life and death.

The lights downstairs suddenly turned on!

Within ten seconds, life-saving air cushions, protective nets, and supernatural beings gathered at the bottom of the building, and countless eyes shot at him by the window!

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned.

what happened?Emergency drill?

Turning around, several of his subordinates were standing at the door, biting their handkerchiefs: "Mr. Chuya, don't get too overwhelmed..."

"what?"

"We know that Mr. Dazai is gone, you are sad, but he has been gone for two years!"

Why are you having an attack now!

"...It sounds like Dazai has died."

Zhong Yuan was also speechless, walked to the sofa and sat down, mentally prepared: "What did I do?"

I didn't do all the work, so it goes without saying——

"You jumped off buildings six times in two days, spent a lot of money on dates with different people, attempted to kill someone several times, and..."

"He even blew up his own car!"

Can't stop it!

The subordinates only felt the gust of wind blowing by.

When the voice came, Chuya Nakahara himself was already ten miles away.

"Dazai!!!"

He must beat that mackerel until he can't take care of himself!

On the other hand, "Ginryu"'s pursuit of "Dazai Osamu" has attracted the attention of the number one butcher, Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

How could this guy bother Mr. Dazai like this? !

Such a straightforward, fanatical, and brave pursuit... Damn it!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke will never admit that he is a lemon.

Therefore, Yinlu truly realized what it means to "sitting at home, the pot comes from the sky".

After lying down for two days and barely recovering, Yinlu went out to the convenience store to buy food, and Qiya played games behind him.

It's night, in the dim field of vision, black shadows strike!

boom!

"It's so uncomfortable to be drunk, my eyes seemed to be blurry just now..." Yin Lu withdrew his hand and held his forehead, "I won't drink anymore, I won't drink again..."

"Qi Ya, why are you standing there in a daze, why don't you leave quickly."

Qi Ya stared blankly away from the meteor in the sky.

Mom, this fighting instinct is too scary!

What surprised Qiya even more was that Dazai Osamu would still come to the bar to find Silver Law, still teasing him.

Does this person really eat that set? !

Yinru was also a little surprised: "Mr. Dazai, I thought you had already rejected me."

"Huh? What did Mr. Yinlu say?"

"Shouldn't you go find someone you like?"

"……Um?"

Yinlu took out [Spring Pigeon]: "Retell the previous conversation."

Chun Ge can not only give orders, but also imitate the voice Yin Lu has heard.

Then Osamu Dazai heard the following conversation:

"I have a favorite person."

"Who?"

"Odasaku."

Osamu Dazai: "...What?!"

How could the little man say that behind his back!

He should really blow that guy's hat off!

Qi Ya dead fish eyes.

Killing, Yinlu!

Why don't you release your "confession" together!

"By the way, I've already connected Mr. Oda for you." Yinlu picked up the phone.

Osamu Dazai snatched it with his hands, but was easily dodged.

The call is connected.

Silver Law pressed hands-free.

"Who's there?" Odasaku's voice came, and children's noises could be faintly heard in the background.

"It's me, Oda-san."

"Mr. Yinlu? How are you doing recently?"

"It's okay." Yinlu hummed, and glanced at Osamu Dazai.

magical!

To see such an expression on Osamu Dazai!

"By the way, I have something to tell you, Oda-san—"

woohoo-

It's over. It's over.

Osamu Dazai hugged his head and trampled on his own brown hair.

You are done, little man!

"Ah, is that so?" After a few seconds of silence, Odasaku's calm voice came, "I like Dazai very much, too."

Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up!

Yinlu: "..."

Cut, boring.

He threw the phone to Osamu Dazai: "You two talk."

"Moshi Moshi~Odasaku, how are you lately...ummm...are you writing the next volume yet?" Dazai Osamu was revived with full blood, and chatted happily on the phone with his friends who had left Yokohama.

"Qi Ya, let me teach you one more rule of survival in this world," Yin Lu rubbed Qi Ya's head and sighed, "Actually, this is Osamu Dazai's harem."

Qiu: "..."

After a while, Kino came.

"What's wrong?" Yin Lu noticed that the other party's expression was not very good.

"Mr. Yinlu, there are imitations of our company on the market...the best way to solve it is to send a letter to file a lawsuit, but our company's book cash flow is insufficient, and...the opponent is a large group."

Yin Lu pondered: "How much do you need?"

Kino compared a number.

"I see."

***

At this time, the Mafia is not calm.

Humanoid killer—Hisaku Yumeno, code-named Q, ran away again!

Comes with a slap in the face.

This time, it was Zhongye's subordinates who were in charge of detaining Q. Hearing that Zhongye jumped off the building, he lost his mind for a while, and was taken advantage of by Q.

"I've already sent someone to look for Q," Mori Ogai said, "I leave the task of finding Dazai to you, Nakaya-kun."

"Yes."

Zhongyuanzhong also restored the appearance of a dedicated and reliable cadre.

God knows how hard it took him to clean up the mess Dazai left behind!After getting his promise not to jump off the building, the subordinates almost hugged each other and cried!

Mori Ogai: "If possible, by the way, I will also ask Mr. Silver Ritsu when he will join."

Zhong Yuan was also startled: "Boss, do you want him to join the Mafia?"

"I also want him to be your direct subordinate."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Is this an inescapable fate? !

***

"What did you do to Osamu Dazai with my identity?!"

Qi Ya didn't expect that Yin Lv found out following the clues.

Then it went crazy.

"Drink coffee?"

"Martyrdom?"

"God damn take it slow?!"

"What's the matter with you, little brother?!"

The burst of "thought" is full of oppression.

Qi Ya swallowed guiltyly, and said unconvinced: "It's better than you! You'll let someone give birth to you as soon as you come!"

"Still talking back?! I think you are Pikachu's brother who is itching!" Yin Lu blackened, "Are you ready to be cleaned up, Little Ki Ya?"

Qi Ya looked at the little foreign skirt in Yin Lu's hand and said, "What do you want to do?!"

"No! I definitely won't wear it!"

"Stop ah ah ah!"

……

"hateful!"

Qiya bought chocolate balls with all the money, and when he came out, he kicked the stones on the side of the road.

Just, even if he did something wrong, don't force him to wear women's clothing!

If you don't help anymore, you will die alone forever!

A child holding a puppet doll appeared in front of Qi Ya: "Hey, little brother, come and play!"

The puppet in his hand was bleeding and tearing, it was creepy.

"I am busy now……"

"What are you playing?" Yumeno Hisaku turned a deaf ear, smiled and raised his right hand, which was wrapped with barbed wire, "Hey, little brother, let me see your madness~"

Kiya dodges like a cat.

Yumeno Hisaku punches again.

I hide.

I hide.

I will hide again.

A few times he didn't even touch the corner of Qiya's clothes, Yumeno Hisaku was very angry: "You are lying!"

"It's because you are moving too slowly." Qi Ya mocked.

He grabbed Yumeno Hisaku's wrist: "Are you being abused?"

The wire spread to the depths of the cuffs, and some spikes had pierced into the flesh.

"No," Yumeno Hisashi smiled mischievously, "This is my ability - anyone who hurts me will be cursed by me. Want to play together?"

Such ability...

"Doesn't it hurt?"

Yumeno Hisaku was taken aback.

Qi Ya let go of his hand: "I grew up being electrocuted, and my second brother often beat me, ah, it's the kind of punishment room where your hands and feet are handcuffed and whipped."

This, is this little brother so miserable?

Qi Ya smiled slyly: "That's why I escaped."

Well, although the main reason is not this.

"These wounds should be dealt with." Qi Ya put the bag in Yumeno Kusaku's arms, took the doll, and held his uninjured hand.

"It's hard to carry what you don't want." Yumeno Hisaku heard him whisper.

Qi Ya: "Let's go, I'll let that guy handle it for you."

Yumeno Hisaku: "...Huh?"

Chiya is not that naive.Under the guidance of Yin Lu, he can activate "Yuan". Although the range is so small that it is almost non-existent, as long as the opponent has intentions, he can detect it.

But Yumeno Hisaku didn't attack again.

Chiya took him back to the bar.

Yin Lu glanced at him casually: "Not bad, Qi Ya, I went out to buy a chocolate ball and I picked up my sister."

"I'm a boy!" Yumeno corrected him.

Yin Lu took a closer look: "Is this hair half-grown and out of ink?"

Qi Ya: "Help him take a look."

"You're really going to cause me trouble, and I'm not a doctor," Yinru muttered, and waved at Yumeno Hisaku, "Come here, little sister."

"I'm a boy!"

Yinlu cut open the wire on Yumeno Hisaku's body, wiped off the blood and applied medicine, and Qiya took him to play the game console.

Kamino Hisaku is not in high spirits.

He jumped off the stool, picked up his doll, turned around, and punched Yin Lu with his fist.

"Little brother, I will avenge you for wearing women's clothing!" Yumeno Hisaku spread out his palm, a bloody blade.

He ran out of the bar, "Let's play together next time!"

"Hey--"

How does this guy know? !

Qi Ya turned his head, and Yin Lu was looking at himself in the mirror and feeling sorry for himself: "My handsome face..."

What a big slap!

Qi Ya roared angrily: "Hurry up and chase him!"

"What are you chasing after? It's just a child's trick. Let's play a game, Qi Ya... Why did you lose again?"

"..."

the other side--

Nakahara also searched in Yokohama, but did not find Osamu Dazai.

"Tsk, mackerel, where did he die?"

It has to be said that as long as Q is around, they need Dazai as a safety device.

This feeling is very uncomfortable.

Zhong Yuan also turned his head and looked at the LUPIN bar deep in the alley.

The author has something to say: ★Saku Oda: I treat you as a friend but you want to...?

Osamu Dazai: No, Odasaku, listen to me!

★Osamu Dazai: Achieved the record: Jumped three times in Hong Kong and Heiju in two days√

Chuya: Morning, noon, and evening? !

★Il fans: After so many years, I didn't know that my younger brother was my younger sister.

Kitty: Ah!Mommy's baby Kiya, what's the matter with you? !How, how can you be so cute? !

Qi Ya: ...

★Congratulations to Qiya for mentioning a little fan Q.

Q: Brother, let me see your madness!

Qi Ya: ... (Ghost animal's smile spreads slowly)

Q: Ahhhhhh! ! !

PS. Ah, I'm about to enter V, thank you little angels for following along!

Bow to all the little angels who are willing to watch the genuine version and enjoy the meal——

Spoilers about what follows:

#银律: Bai Ye and I fell into the water at the same time, who did you save? #

#中也: You are my man! #

#大洋: You see, we have already made a private decision for life! #

#晶子: Someone else’s boyfriend has never let me down. #

#白夜: Sexy Baiye, lost online. #

#要 我: I want to let him enter the enemy! #

#西索: ... Like to be a father?Um? #

#领主杀: Do you know me?Oda work? #

#威尔拉：ah...it's called Bai Ye...#

#森骑外: Ah... why my mafia is getting more and more chaotic...#