[Comprehensive] After the chaos and the end of the abandonment of Hong Kong black cadres

Boss Silver——

The strength is high and strong, and the mind is profound.A hundred poisons are invulnerable, and they penetrate into every hole.

It seems that the sand sculptures are uninhibited, but they are actually hidden.

Even if you get confused occasionally, your IQ is always online...?

Now, he has met the biggest nemesis in his life——

liquor!

Nonsense, there is no such thing as Survival on a Deserted Island.Even when the hunters came later, a bunch of programmers didn't have time to blow the bottles.

You said he was the bartender?

Oh, so what!

It's just human-

Mixing wine is comparable to making drugs, and Oda never touches it.

There are countless taste buds poisoned, and it all depends on the face to attract customers.

……

After blowing a bottle, Yin Lu felt something was wrong——

Day, why does Osamu Dazai's voice keep ringing?

Is it just that love to push?

Two bottles, began to doubt life——

How did Osamu Dazai become two, oh no, three, four?

numerous! Dazai with N equal parts! ! !

No!One is enough!Woooooo, Chuya, I want to go home!

Three bottles, step into the pinnacle of life!

The corners of Dazai's lips curled up.

No matter how good the drinking capacity is, drinking three bottles at once is not enough. What's more, he has observed secretly that Yin Lu's drinking capacity is not good.

He played a few tricks this time, but he didn't expect it to go so smoothly in terms of wine.

"Yin Lu-jun, can you do me a favor?"

Yin Lv looked at him in a daze.

Dazai Osamu asked on a whim: "Can you create a card that allows people to exchange souls?"

How difficult it is!

Yinlu backhanded the cards.

Osamu Dazai caught it and smiled.

Just at this time, the voice of the TV advertisement came: "Ultra-light! Ultra-thin! Ultra-comfortable! Bring you a different experience!"

"Yin Lu-jun, do you know what that is?"

If Yinlu is really Baiye, he should understand something.

During the period of Bai Ye, in order to ensure the effect of the program, the program team had Yin Lu fixed a few days a month, pretending to be soft and weak, lustful/celestial desire/dead.

... well why should I do this?

Yin Lv was dumbfounded.

But I will do my best to act according to your script!

Tears come out of the eyes, and the voice is weak!

Grasp the sense of proportion and act like a baby appropriately!

"Chuya, I'm so uncomfortable."

"I feel like I'm going to die..."

He was sitting on the sofa, holding the orange-haired boy's waist with his hands, and buried his face in the opponent's abdominal muscles, rubbing and rubbing.

"Hey, you—" Zhong Yuanzhong was also startled and annoyed, he didn't know where to put his hands, "Could it be...?"

Yin Lu looked up: "Help me, Zhong Ye..."

The young man's face turned red: "I, I, I, how could I save you?!"

Damn!

Yin Lv looked at him eagerly.

Wronged.

Zhong Yuanzhong also walked around the room a few times and grabbed his hair: "Okay, I know! You wait for me in the room, lie down well, don't move around! Turn off the air conditioner for me! Also, give me the blanket I'll cover it! Hey, why are your feet still bare, put on your socks!"

Fierce.

Yin Lu nodded: "Zhong also really looks like an old lady."

"you!"

"Huh? Why are you going to Zhongye?"

The door was slammed shut.

As soon as Zhongyuan Zhongya left, the person who was still weak just now jumped up and performed a backflip on the spot!

The playing cards are flying, the BGM is on!

Spin, jump, with my eyes closed!

I can't see it~ Are you intoxicated~

On the table, on the sofa, I don't stop!

Blurring the age, Chuya's wine glass was stepped on by me!broken!

Click.

The key goes into the hole.

Lie down in a second!

Zhongyuan Zhong also put the plastic bag beside Yinlu, stared at the back of the lying person for a few seconds, smacked his lips, and sighed as if giving up: "It's really worrying."

Yin Lu sat up, opened the bag, and tore off the packaging.

what? What?food?

This move made Zhongyuan Zhongye, who came with hot water, explode on the spot!

"What are you doing?!" He blushed, "Put it away quickly!"

"Hey, didn't you buy it?"

"Who would face to face—put it away, idiot!"

There are two things Zhongye bought, one can automatically heat up, and the other - he knows!Osamu Dazai is referring to the same thing now!

"you want?"

Yinlu imitated Zhongyuan Zhongye's tone: "It's really worrying... OK, Dad will buy it for you!"

He opened his eyes wide and tried to see the screen clearly: "Huh? And the model, daily use or night use? Which one do you want?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

No, no need.

He rolled his eyes and decided to attack in another way.

"Has Mr. Yinlu ever lied?"

Yin Lu stopped holding the drumstick, "What?"

People who lie a lot are more likely to be exposed under the influence of alcohol.

"Mr. Yinlu can try it now, lie to me?"

Yin Lu looked at the mischievous smirk of the other party and frowned.

And what are you doing again?

"Mr. Dazai, you are so handsome!"

"..."

"I like you the most!"

"..."

"Mr. Dazai, your expression looks like it hurts."

"..."

Stop talking!

"Yinlu-jun, have you ever liked someone?"

Alcohol makes Yinlu's drama factor active to the extreme!

He held his forehead, sighed, and made a deep expression: "Oh, it's too tiring to like someone..."

I am a person who has been hurt by love.

"Huh?" So I have experienced it.

Osamu Dazai: "Yes—" Who?

Yin Lu patted the table: "So I want to like ten!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Why can't I come up with words.

Osamu Dazai wanted to ask again, but the silver law on the opposite side immediately became angry!

Beep beep beep beep!

Also let people not eat!

Osamu Dazai looked at Yinlu in horror as he walked step by step: "Yinlu-jun, I have something to say..."

***

Street.

Qi Ya hurried towards the direction of the apartment.

After taking a bath until it was almost dawn and still not coming back, people couldn't help worrying about Dazai Osamu's safety.

Um?You ask why not Silver Law?

That guy is so strong, his "reading" was taught by the other party!

I'll go, that guy won't eat Osamu Dazai until there is no residue left!

Qi Ya followed the "reading" to find——

Powerful, deep, as always.

Looks a little unhinged... as usual? ? ?

At this point, the apartment was completely surrounded.

Half the Mafia is out.

"Stay outside first." The orange-haired youth stood at the door with a serious face.

The ghost knows if Dazai will set a trap, so it's better to go and see for yourself first.

The subordinate nodded with the same serious expression.

In this tense and exciting atmosphere, a noisy voice came out:

"Open your mouth!"

"Wait—you're not going to stuff it all in, are you?!"

"Don't beep, open it for me! I don't believe I can't shut your mouth!"

"..."

"What are you hiding, hehe, don't you like it the most?"

"Too big ummmmm—"

Everyone's expressions were broken.

Zhong Yuan also kicked the door into pieces!

What are these two guys doing in their own house? !

"Ah, Chuya..."

Osamu Dazai has never been so grateful for Chuya Nakahara's appearance!

He was sitting on the stool, Yinlu was standing on one leg, the other leg was bent and pressed against his thigh to prevent him from hiding, one hand pinched his chin, and the other hand was about to put the big greasy chicken leg into his mouth Rise -

The key is the nostrils!

Although Yin Lu was drunk, his instinctive vigilance was still there, and he was taken aback.

Falling horse warning!

How could it be here in the trough? !

Wait, this is Chuya's house?Is this where Chuya lives?

What's going on? Why am I at Zhongye's house? !

Seconds!

He hid behind Dazai Osamu.

Dazai moved, and Yinlu followed suit.

Osamu Dazai: Three circles to the left and three circles to the right, twisting the neck and twisting the buttocks.

Silver Law: Three circles to the left and three circles to the right, twisting the neck and twisting the buttocks.

Zhongyuanzhong can't stand it anymore.

Get out of my way!

no!Hold back!

"Dazai, you are so courageous," Nakahara Chuya said coldly, "How dare you go to the cadre's house, are you ready to be taken back by me for interrogation—"

Try to ignore the empty wine bottles on the table.

This account must be settled together!

"Wow, the dark dwarf is actually talking," Osamu Dazai laughed, "Do you think you can catch me, Chuya?"

What are these two talking about...

After Osamu Dazai died, Silver Law was about to collapse.

I can't, I can't, I'm so dizzy!

Trying to maintain the last trace of sobriety.

Bandages...where are my bandages?

Osamu Dazai took off his windbreaker while cooking, and only wore a vest and shirt.

Under the furry back of the head, above the collar of the shirt, a section of bandage was exposed.

ha!It turned out to be here!

Hidden in clothes!

But what's the problem?

The playing cards flashed silver!

Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya are still facing each other——

"That Dazai won't do meaningless things. Tell me, what are you going to do?"

"Hey, don't you see that? You eat and drink for free at Nakaya's house."

"You!" Nakahara Chuya was furious, "No matter what you plan, I will smash your conspiracy one by one... smash...?!"

Osamu Dazai's vest split in two and fell.

Shirt split in half and fell off.

The belt broke in two and fell off.

Yinlu: Ah, I'm sorry for using too much force.

My eyes were dazzled, so I swiped down a little more.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also startled: "Dazai! What are you doing?!"

Speak well and don't be a hooligan!

Osamu Dazai blinked, revealing his body wrapped in bandages, which was too thin: "... huh?"

Not being able to control that much anymore, Yin Lu took off the bandage in twos and twos, and wrapped it around his head!

OK, done!

"you are here."

Behind him, a young boy in white and gray trousers jumped onto the balcony gracefully.He has been trained to participate in assassination since he was a child, and this level of infiltration is not a problem.

Silver narrowed his eyes.

Silver, white and gray tricolor.

That is--

"Erha, you're here!"

Yinlu rushed over with tears in his eyes, "Dad did not raise you for nothing! Although you are stupid, Dad still loves you."

"Wow, it smells like alcohol!" Qi Ya desperately pushed Yin Lu's forehead with his hands, "What's wrong with you?"

Qi Ya: "Let's go!"

When he came, he felt something was wrong around him.

"Want to leave?" Zhongyuan Zhong also sneered, and the gravity ability emerged, "Don't even think about leaving today!"

Qi Ya looked at Chuya Zhongyuan, his face darkened.

Osamu Dazai was watching the play, and this silver law has been abolished, is he alone...

Qi Ya was fighting in his heart.

The needle implanted by Yi Ermi kept brainwashing: go, you can't beat him.Don't fight uncertain battles, abandon your companions and run away, Qi Ya, this is what you should do.

No!The friend I had a hard time making——

I can!

"Who wants to fight gravity?"

Qi Ya stood up: "I—Newton!"

boom!

His head was shot by Yin Lu.

"what are you doing?!"

"Sorry, Mr. Chuya, Erha is naughty."

Yin Lu scolded Qi Ya.

"You're crazy! I don't belong to Newton!"

"And do you know that the grass on the grave of the last person who angered Chuya was already taller than Chuya himself!"

"What did you say?!" Zhong Yuanzhong also heard it.

Yin Lu was puzzled: "My voice is obviously very small..."

"You're drunk!" Qi Ya said angrily.

Yin Lu was very upset: "Drunk? I'm not drunk! How could I be drunk!"

"Help me to lie down, Erha, I can still drink!"