My deskmate wants to fall in love with me

"Why are you angry?" Zuo Jin asked back.

Zhu Pao hesitated to speak: "Maybe...you will be surrounded in the future."

"?" Zuo Jin returned the phone to him, "What are you trying to block, I'm not a star, what a fart to block."

"But you are at the same table as me!" After Zhu Jiao finished speaking, he lowered his head and sent a WeChat message to his agent, "No, I want Brother Xiao to remove the trending search... But it may be useless, because the photos are probably leaked out gone."

Zuo Jin was surprised, "It's also on the trending searches?"

"Look at Weibo, the tenth hot topic is us." Zhu Jiao said without looking up.

After Zuo Jin took out her mobile phone, she realized that she didn’t have the Weibo app. She put the phone back in the drawer and asked, “Have you finished talking? Let me check with my phone. I don’t have the Weibo app.”

"Wait." After Zhu Jiao sent the message, he handed the phone to Zuo Jin again.

"You big star is so easy-going. If I ask you for a mobile phone, you will give it? Are you not afraid that I will peek at the contents of your mobile phone?" Zuo Jin asked with a smile.

"Look, let me know which celebrity you like in my phone contacts, and I'll help you get an autographed photo." Zhu Jiao said.

"Let me ask for Dijia, is there any contact information for You Mutong?" Zuo Jin asked.

Zhu Pao was stunned, "Who's here?"

Zuo Jin clicked on Weibo, skimmed through the pile of private messages and clicked directly to the hot topic, tenth...tenth...

#xxx serving 200 years#

Zuo Jin: "........."

"What's wrong?" Zhu Jiao asked when he saw that his expression was different.

Zuo Jin returned the phone to him and said, "Look at the tenth article and talk to me again."

"Isn't it us... serving for 200 years?!"

Zuo Jin felt a headache, "Can't you read it separately?"

"Oh." Zhu Pao said, "Brother Xiao is fast enough to remove the hot search so quickly."

"Tsk."

Zhu Fu put away his cell phone, and pestered Zuo Jin to ask who You Mutong was.

Zuo Jin got impatient when he asked her, and said, "You don't have her contact information, so it's useless to know."

"I can get it for you. With my personal charm, I think I'm still qualified for this task." After finishing speaking, Zhu Jiao rubbed his chin, "But listen to this name...is it my real name or stage name? ?”

"Real name." Zuo Jin raised her eyebrows, "Are you sure you can really get her contact information?"

"It should be ok, you haven't told me which celebrity You Mutong is." Zhu Jiao said.

"You can find out by searching the Internet." Zuo Jin put his eyes back on the test paper and said, "Sorrow of sorrow, wood of wood, Tong of childhood, one of Dijia's goddesses."

"You Mutong..." Zhu Fu typed the name on Baidu and read it in a low voice, "You Mutong, born on August 1974, 8, former Japanese A...fuck?"

Zhu Kao's eyes widened, and when he looked at Shang Zuo Jin, he found that his tablemate's eyes were full of teasing smiles.

"Why don't you continue reading?" Zuo Jin asked pretending to be puzzled.

"Zuo Jin." Zhu Jiao exited the browser and pressed the black phone.

"Ok?"

"You're dead." Zhu Fei gritted his teeth.

Zuo Jin suppressed a smile and said, "Don't forget what you promised just now, remember to ask Di Jia for his contact information."

In the rest of this class, Zhu Jiao didn't talk to Zuo Jin once.After class, Fu Jia and the others came to find the two of them. Zuo Jin said to Fu Jia, "Come and thank Brother Pai, he said he will help you get the phone number of your goddess."

"My goddess? Lu Xueyao?" Fu Jia looked excited.

"No, it's You Mutong." Zuo Jin smiled.

"You Mutong? Fuck, big brother, don't be kidding. Do you know how many years that sister is? Besides, that's my goddess, more than 800 years ago." Fu Jialian waved his hand, " Don't mess with me, I wish you don't really do it to me, I can't afford the international phone bill."

Zhu Pai's face turned black.

Zuo Jin smiled.

Zhu Kao suddenly reached out, grabbed Zuo Jin's waist, and pulled him towards him.

Zuo Jin's center of gravity was unstable, he kicked his heel to the foot of the chair, staggered, and fell on Zhu Pao's body. The situation was a bit sudden, Zhu Pao subconsciously protected him in his arms, and then overturned the car...

Zhu Jiaolian and Zuo Jin fell to the ground, showing a posture of up and down.

Fu Jia: "Wow~ Do you want to make it so exciting?"

Zuo Jin is equivalent to "sitting" on Zhu Pao's lower abdomen, with his legs spread apart, and his hands propped on the ground; and under him... below... is not right, and Zhu Pao at the bottom is lying on the ground with his whole body, Both hands are still holding Zuo Jin's waist.

The movement behind was a bit loud, except for the students in front and the students at the back door, all looked over. For a while, Zhu Jiao and Zuo Jin were surrounded by a group of people.

Su Yan held a notebook and looked at the two boys stacked together, "Wow..."

Zhu Pao patted Zuo Jin's buttocks and said, "Are you willing to get up? Sir, are you sitting comfortably?"

Zuo Jin got up immediately, and also gave Zhu Fan a hand by the way.

After Zhu Jiao stood up, he looked around first, and when he saw that no one was taking pictures, he let go of his frowning eyebrows.

"Jang Jin, what are you and Zhu Jiao doing?" All the boys in the class were asking.

"Didn't you see? We were fighting." Zuo Jin said.

Luo Yang gave a "tsk" and said, "When you fight, the gays are so gay."

"Gay fart!" Zuo Jin pointed at herself, "I, your uncle, a straight man of steel."

"Straight straight, even if the whole world is crooked, you are the straightest one." Luo Yang said.

Su Yan is a fan of Zhu Pai, but since Zhu Pai came to this classroom to study, she has never said a word to him. It was Zuo Jin who handed her the two notebooks together.Besides, Zhu Jiao sat in the back row again, and she couldn't find any other reason to go to the back row for a walk.

Heartbroken old man...

At this time, Zhu Fu was right in front of her eyes, and Su Yan's mind was full of bullet screens——

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I wish I'm super good-looking!!!"

"I won't tell you that Zhu Jiao is my classmate and he is standing in front of me right now!!!!"

"I wish you a fair complexion, I am ashamed to be a girl..."

"Do you want to have a word with him?! It would be nice to get an autograph!!!"

"Ahhhhhh I wish you are so handsome!!!!"

Zuo Jin rolled her eyes, looked at her hands, they were a little dirty, and left the classroom after saying "wash your hands".

"Wait, I'll go too." Fu Jia caught up with him.

Luo Yang also followed behind Fu Jia, shouting: "Wait for me!"

Zhu Jiao watched the three of them walking towards the toilet together, and then looked at his current situation, suddenly...he also wanted to go to the toilet.

"Wait for me!!" Zhu Jiao quickly chased after him, but he forgot his night blindness, the light in the corridor was darker than that in the classroom, and his vision suddenly became blurred and he couldn't see clearly, causing him to bump into someone.

"I'm sorry." Zhu Jiao heard the sound of the book falling to the ground, and he wanted to pick it up for that person, but when he looked at the ground, it was a blur.

he can't see...

Just when Zhu Jiao didn't know what to do, Zuo Jin's voice sounded from beside his ear:

"Tsk, how clumsy are you."

Zuo Jin bent down to pick up the book, and handed it to the female student who was bumped by Zhu Jiao, "Here you are."

"Shoes, thank you." The girl hugged the book in her arms, she glanced at Zhu Jiao quietly, and found that he was "looking" at the boy who helped him pick up the book, pursed her lips, "Thank you."

Zhu Jiao can't see everything around him clearly now, he can only identify the girl's approximate location by his voice, and smiled apologetically at her: "I'm sorry."

The girl shook her head and thanked the two of them again. She walked away with the book. After returning to her classroom, she sent a string on her Weibo.

She talked to Zhu Jiao! ! !And a moment of physical contact! ! ! !No regrets in this life! ! ! ! !

And over there.

Zuo Jin was a little puzzled: "Obviously you bumped into someone, you should help her get the book back, why does she keep thanking us?"

Zhu Fu shook his head: "I don't know."

Zuo Jin pulled Zhu Fan aside and said, "If you can't see clearly, don't run around. What if you fall down?"

Don't fall on your face!Zuo Jin added in her heart.

Zhu Jiao asked without answering, "Why did you come back suddenly?"

"Di Jia and Yang Yang said they were going to shit, so let me come back and get them a tissue." Zuo Jin's tone was full of disgust.

"Oh."

"You wait here, I'll get a tissue." Zuo Jin returned to class, he couldn't have a tissue, and Zhu Jiao certainly didn't, so he set his sights on the girls in the class.

"Sister Yan!!" Zuo Jin called out to Su Yan who was assigning homework on the blackboard, "Sister Yan, you don't have tissues?!"

Su Yan shook his head, "I forgot to bring it."

Zuo Jin changed her target and placed it on a certain girl in the first row, "Hua girl, do you have any tissues?"

Hua Yao was about to give him a tissue, but when she heard him call her that, she immediately scowled, "I won't give it to you, get lost."

"I was wrong, I was wrong, Miss Xiaohua!" Zuo Jin quickly admitted her mistake.

Hua Yao smiled and glared at him, and gave him the tissue.

"I thank you for my two sons!"

Zuo Jin walked to Zhu Jiao's side, "Let's go."

Zhu Pao thought for a while, then reached out and grabbed Zuo Jin's clothes.

Zuo Jin glanced down, let him grab the hem of her clothes, walked a few steps, felt something was wrong, felt like a guide... Pooh.

After giving the tissues to the sons, Zuo Jin and Zhu Jiao did not rush back to the classroom, and stood in the corridor outside.

"Does your manager know that you have this symptom?" Zuo Jin asked.

"I know, so for a month I was forced to eat food that can recover from mild night blindness." Zhu Jiao said, "I seemed to lose weight...about five catties."

"How many pounds are you now?"

"It's less than one hundred and two, but it should be close to one hundred and two." Zhu Jiao asked again after finishing speaking, "What about you?"

"Same as you." Zuo Jin rubbed his lower abdomen, "I don't know where I eat so much with Di Jia and the others every day."

"Aren't you satisfied if you can't eat fat? You don't even know that your physique that can't eat fat is what male stars need most." Zhu Jiao said.

"I'm not a celebrity." After Zuo Jin finished speaking, a quick way to make money suddenly appeared in her mind, "Zhu Jiao, are we at the same table?"

"...No, we are not."

"Don't deny it so fast." Zuo Jin hooked Zhu Jiao's neck, pressed his head to her side with his hands, and put the two heads together, "It's like this, I just thought of a way to make money quickly , do you want to invest in it?"

"You first explain clearly what your solution is, and I'll think about it later." Zhu Jiao said.

"This is how I plan, I will print a bunch of Polaroids of your photos in a certain treasure, and then you sign on them, and I will resell them." Zuo Jin calculated carefully, "70 yuan a piece, every two can be [-]% off, three tickets can be discounted, four tickets can be drawn.”

Zhu Fu: "... Get out."