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.f Li Yunqiao was stunned, and then asked in shock: "No, sir, why do we have to take the exam next to the hut? The hut smells so bad, how can there be a mental test."

After listening to his question, Chen Chen sneered and said, "Li Yunqiao, do you know what number I drew when I took the Juren examination?"

Li Yunqiao nodded, of course he knew that there was no one in the entire Yunzhou County who didn't know that Mr. was unlucky and got the worst hut number, but he still won Jieyuan in one fell swoop.

The statement said sternly: "Then let me ask you, if you were drawn into the latrine, do you think you can continue the exam calmly?"

Li Yunqiao shook his head again and again, not everyone is as good as Mr., even if he gets the worst number, he can be the first one. If he is the one who gets the latrine number, he will be stunned after three days.

"But the final test number is based on personal luck. If you are unlucky, why don't you take the test if you get the latrine number?" The statement asked again.

Li Yunqiao shook his head, he must take the exam, but he might not be so unlucky to get the hut number.

The statement seemed to see what he was thinking in his heart, and said: "Don't think that you will definitely get the latrine because your luck is not so bad. This luck is too mysterious and no one can say for sure. So, you have to get used to it You can take the exam calmly and freely in any harsh environment, and the exam next to the hut is just the first step."

Although what the husband said is very reasonable, and Li Yunqiao himself agrees, but the husband actually said that the exam is the first step in this stink, what is there after that?Father, mother, brother, come and save me!

Seeing that he was still in a daze, the statement scolded: "What are you doing here, hurry up and choose a room to go in, do you want me to choose for you?"

"No, no, I choose by myself." Li Yunqiao waved his hand quickly, and after looking around for a while, he finally chose No.15. No.15 is the last one from the hut, which is far away and basically tasteless.

In fact, the latrines in the academy are really not that smelly, because I can’t stand the latrines here, so when I designed the latrines, I deliberately designed the latrines very deep. The latrines are at least five or six meters away from the latrines below, and the latrines are also exposed on the wall of the academy. Outside, except for the squatting pit in the academy, the excrement in the latrine is completely invisible in other places, so if you want to say how stinky it really is, it doesn’t necessarily mean how stinky it is, it’s just talking about something wrong with people’s hearts.

If you really want to compare it with the hut number in the examination room, the first hut number next to the hut in the Academy is completely one in the sky and one on the ground.

"Today is the first mock exam. It's just a test of your study this month, so I don't want you to stay in it for a day and a night like the last exam. You just need to finish the test papers and stay for the whole afternoon." That's fine, but the test rules are exactly the same." Chen Chen handed out the test papers to him while speaking.

After the test papers were sent to Li Yunqiao, the statement sat under a tree in the open space outside the test number. Although it was summer, but at the foot of the mountain, there were trees and water in the academy, and it was not very hot. While invigilating the exam on the stone bench, he was preparing to start drawing the design drawings of his sister-in-law and second sister-in-law's house.

Just as he finished drawing the design drawings of the two companies, he raised his head and shook his sore neck, when he heard Li Yunqiao calling, "Sir, I want to go to the toilet."

After hearing the words, the hand rubbing his neck paused, his eyes raised, and then he stood up and said, "Let's go."

Li Yunqiao looked at his husband's face and wanted to accompany him when going to the toilet, and thought to himself: How strict!

After using the toilet, Li Yunqiao continued to return to the examination room to take the exam, and the statement also continued to do his own thing. The two of them did not disturb each other, and only waited for the time to collect the paper.

.......

next day

Li Yunqiao looked at the unqualified test papers in front of him, showing frustration and sadness all over his body, his eyes were red, and he gritted his teeth to hold back the tears.

"Sir, am I really stupid, not a material for reading?" He couldn't help but asked again in despair.

The statement did not answer his question, but instead asked: "Don't be so busy being sad, tell me, do you think you got the exam right?"

In the end, Li Yunqiao couldn't hold back his tears. After wiping them off with his hands, he sobbed and said, "I feel that I did the right thing, but...but since the judge failed, sir, it must be my fault."

Seeing that he was crying, the statement shook his head helplessly, so he had to mention something: "Let's not talk about whether you did it right or not. I just want to say one thing. During the exam yesterday afternoon, I said that our mock exam is different from the final exam. The rules are the same, right?"

Li Yunqiao nodded, but still didn't understand what the gentleman meant, and looked up at the statement with red eyes.

The statement was amused by his eyes like a little rabbit, "You have also taken the exam three times in the next exam, so you should know what are the rules during the exam, what should be done and what should not be done?"

Li Yunqiao still didn't understand. He continued to look at him with cute and innocent red eyes, and stated helplessly again, "During the next exam, candidates are not allowed to leave the test number, especially to go to the toilet. If you leave the test number to go to the toilet, There will be a shit stamp on the test paper, and with this shit stamp, no matter how good your test paper is, the examiner will fail you."

"Ah..." Li Yunqiao was dumbfounded after hearing what Mr. said.

Seeing that he couldn't close his mouth, Chen Chen sneered and said, "Do you understand now?"

Li Yunqiao came back to his senses, and then said pleasantly: "So, sir, what I mean is that my failure is not because I didn't do the exam questions correctly, but because I asked for leave to go to the toilet, so if there is a shit, it is judged as unqualified. "

The statement nodded: "That's right."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sir you are imitation, how can the imitation be so strict?" Li Yunqiao couldn't help but licked his head on the desk angrily, but then raised his head again, With a look of hope on his face, he said, "Sir, did I get my exam questions right?"

Statement: "Not bad, mostly done right."

"Really, I really did everything right!" Li Yunqiao asked again in disbelief.

Chen Chen nodded and assured him: "Really, Mister didn't lie to you."

After confirming the result, Li Yunqiao burst into tears instead, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Looking at Li Yunqiao who was crying loudly, he stated that he understood his feelings and knew that he needed to vent his anger at this time, so he didn't stop him, but he didn't stop crying after waiting for a long time, and kept crying, stating that I couldn't help but twitched my eyebrows.

Finally, after he couldn't stand the sobbing and sobbing, he scolded: "Okay, a big man, what's there to cry about? You think you can be admitted as a scholar with your current grades. It's still early. With this If you don’t have time to cry, it’s better to read more books, it’s only two or three months before you pass the exam, so don’t hurry up and study.”

"I know... hiccup... I know... hiccup..." I cried too much, besides talking and hiccupping, there were also nasal bubbles.

Pfft~ Seeing him like this, the statement couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Li Yunqiao also knew how embarrassing he was like this at this time, and he was full of frustration, "Sir, wait a moment, wait for the students to wash up before coming back to study."

"Go, go." Chen said holding back a smile and waved him in.

Looking at the leaving back, Chen Chen withdrew his smile. In fact, Li Yunqiao's test paper can only be said to be qualified, after all, the test questions he gave this time are the most basic.

To use an analogy: use primary school graduation as a metaphor for the examination of children here, and use junior high school graduation as a metaphor for the examination of scholarly talents, then state that the test questions this time are the foundation of the fifth and sixth grades of elementary school students, and there are no questions related to junior high school at all, and Li Yunqiao made it The basic questions can only be regarded as knowing. If it is how exciting or eye-catching, it is not.

And there are only two or three months left before his final exam. It seems that the old method cannot be used to teach him. Think about the modern teachers, what do they like to do most every time before the exam?That's the bet.

There is no teacher who will not bet on the test questions, it only depends on the accuracy of his bets, and he stated that he is the least afraid of betting on the questions, because he has taken the exams for so many years, and he has taught students for so many years, and he is from high school. At the beginning, he worked as a tutor outside, and bet a lot of test questions for the tutor students. The accuracy rate was basically 80.00%. .

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The biggest difference between Yanshan Academy and their academy is that other academies only have one or two days off every month, while Yanshan Academy has one day off every six days, and the dean calls these six days a week, Monday to Saturday Sunday is the school day and Sunday is the rest day.

The husband said that the students study in the academy every day, especially those who live far away from home. They stay in the academy all the time. They have to be stupid from morning to night, so they take a day off and let them go home to meet their parents. By the way, go out and get some air sober and sober.

For the students, this is very novel but makes them very happy.

Another Monday is coming. Every Monday morning, the dean will organize a morning meeting for the students. The morning meeting starts with asking the students to recite the school’s school rules, and then they do morning exercises. If there is something that needs to be solved, or what suggestions need to be made to the academy, etc.

But usually, after reciting the school rules, doing morning exercises, and then asking the dean to give a speech to encourage them, they basically disbanded, but today the dean led a burly uncle with thick eyebrows and big eyes to the podium.

Just when the students were discussing who this uncle was in a low voice in surprise, the dean spoke: "Students, let me introduce to you, this gentleman who is temporarily teaching your physical education class, Mr. An Mingzhi An."

When the students below heard about the physical education teacher, they couldn't help asking, "Dean, what is physical education?"

Hearing the student's inquiry, the statement explained: "Physical education is a course for you to exercise your body, and it can also be said to be the most basic of martial arts."

When some students heard that it was the basis of martial arts, they immediately felt disgusted: "Sir, we are here to study, not to practice martial arts!"

"Yes, you are here to study, but going to sports does not affect your studies. There are only three physical education classes a week, and one, three, five every afternoon for half an hour of physical education." The statement looked at the following students. When I understood why I had to take this physical education class, and even felt very disgusted, I only sighed in my heart. These stupid children are the only ones who would be disgusted with taking physical education classes. Think about those modern children who dream of taking physical education classes, but they Every physical education class will be replaced by other courses.

He still remembers a saying that was circulating on the Internet at that time: Physical education can exercise people's health, but physical education teachers are always sick!

The author has something to say: Xiaojiu was like this when she was in junior high school. Every time in physical education class, the physical education teacher would get sick. Then this physical education class was either Chinese, math or English. Xiaojiu, who was still very innocent at the time, was thinking, If the Chinese teacher or math teacher and English teacher are around, it would be great to let the physical education teacher take over the class.

It was only later that I realized that the physical education teacher was sick. It was just an excuse made by the main subject teachers to prevent us from taking physical education o(╥﹏╥)o

感谢在2019-12-0915:44:06~2019-12-1014:16:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of jy is struggling;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!