I made a fortune teaching live broadcast in ancient times

"Reckon you for planning Chen Jianhong to damage his reputation, clean up our Chen family's New Year's Eve because of your calculations, and clean up our Jianhong, an unmarried boy who was frivolous and dirty by you."

As soon as the statement was made, not only the people in the yard couldn't hold back the 'puchi' laughter, but even the audience in his live broadcast room laughed.

Some who were drinking and eating couldn't help but rushed out, or choked themselves in shock at the words, and coughed for a long time.

It was the first time they had heard of a man being frivolous and dirty.

"Actually, what the anchor said is not wrong. An unmarried young man has been stripped of his clothes. For his future wife, this is indeed dirty."

"That's right, that's right, host, you need to help this stupid boy, let those bastards pay more for mental damage, how can you marry a wife after your body is dirty."

"Yes, the body is dirty and impure, who would want to marry him."

"This baby named Jianhong is really pitiful. His wife has not yet married back, but his body is dirty. It's so pitiful!"

"A young and beautiful boy was forced to strip his clothes to sleep with strangers, and then was tied up. What is hidden behind this? Behind all this!! Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? Please pay attention to our ancient live broadcast at [-] o'clock tonight Time to reveal the answer for you!"

'Cough~cough~' This coughing sound was made by a statement, he was really about to be laughed to death by the audience in the live broadcast room, especially the comment above, it was so fucking funny.

Whether it is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality... I will reveal the answer for you in the ancient live broadcast room at [-] o'clock tonight...

This advertisement was played, did the audience watch it as a TV series?

003 also saw this broadcast, and he was rolling with laughter in his mind, hahaha laughed: "Host, this advertisement is not bad, wait, I'm going to set the name of the live broadcast room to this."

Statement looked at 003 who heard that the wind was rain, and helplessly raised his forehead.

Looking at the live broadcast room where many viewers flooded in instantly because of the name change, he couldn't bear to look directly at the audience in the live broadcast room, and wanted to popularize what happened tonight for the new viewers.

He reluctantly hid the screen in the live broadcast room, and let's deal with the matter in front of him first.

.......

Leaving aside the reaction of the clansmen, the brothers of the Yang family were shocked by the statement.

It was the first time they had heard that this man was being treated lightly, let alone that his body was dirty because of his thinness.

Yang Bing shouted angrily: "You are talking nonsense, he is a big man, what is his body dirty, don't just talk nonsense just because you are juren."

"I'm not talking nonsense, I'm asking you." The old god said, leaning back on the chair, and asked: "We Jianhong haven't gotten married yet, and we haven't even had an engagement, which shows that he is still a pure and innocent boy." Bar!"

"Yes, our Jianhong is an innocent young man, we haven't even held the girl's hand."

The brothers of the Yang family didn't answer the statement, but the other clansmen beside them laughed heartily, but the protagonist, Chen Jianhong himself, was blushing with shame at the words, even his good brother looked at him Xiasanlu smiled and teased him maliciously, which made him even more ashamed and wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in.

"So you see, the reason why our Jianhong is so pure is because he wants to give everything he owns to his future spouse, but because of your calculations, all his hard work was in vain, and you got him drunk , took off his clothes, and let him lie on the same bed with a strange brother, although he didn’t do anything outrageous, but his purity was gone, which hit and hurt him very much.”

"Think about it, if your wife and husband lie in bed with a stranger before they marry you, would you still accept it?"

"Right, I definitely won't accept it again, right? I think he is unclean, right? If I think he is disobedient, then Jianhong was designed by you in the same way, and his body is not clean and dirty. If you say If it gets out, are there any good girls who are willing to marry him?"

"So, should you apologize and compensate him for the harm you have done to him?"

Not to mention the unintelligent Yang family brothers, even the members of the Chen clan didn't understand what the statement said, and they still felt that the statement made a lot of sense.

Think about my daughter-in-law/husband sleeping in the same bed with a stranger before they got married. Thinking of this scene, they are all angry and want to kill people, saying that what Chen Juren/San Lang/San Ge said is correct !

But...but why did they feel a little weird? The Yang family brothers couldn't think of the reason for this weirdness for a while, and the statement wouldn't give them time to figure it out.

Statement strikes while the iron is hot: "So, your Yang family designed Jianhong and caused him to be like this, should you compensate and apologize to him?"

Yang Bing was still thinking about it, but his brother Yang Laoer answered without thinking: "That is."

Chen Chen looked at the silly man, suppressed a smile and said seriously: "Then you guys apologize."

Second Yang said nah, "Brother Jianhong, I'm sorry."

The statement also asked: "Then should you compensate Jianhong for his mental damage?"

Yang Laoer asked cautiously: "Then how much will you pay for the mental damage?"

Statement: "Not much, just the 1000 taels you just said."

"Isn't that a bit too much?" Yang Laoer looked puzzled.

"The second is enough." Yang Bing swallowed Yang's second alive at this time. He could only think that his brother was a little stupid, but he didn't expect to be so stupid. He said what he said, just when he thought about it for a while Within a short time, the second child admitted his mistake and promised to lose money.

Yang Bing was speechless and asked the sky. He wanted to ask the sky why it happened like this today. He had planned everything well, but why the result was different from what he expected.

He looked at his brothers who were tied up with him, then at the menacing Chen clan next to him, and then at Chen Juren sitting on the chair in front of him, Yang Bing knew that he had fallen down today.

He took a deep breath, and then asked calmly, "I admit that we were the ones who felled this time. What does Chen Juren want to do?"

"He is a sensible person." The statement chuckled, "First, I will not wholesale toilet paper to you in the future; second: apologize to my brother Jianhong; third: compensate my brother Jianhong for mental damage in silver Thousand taels."

"It's fine to apologize, but is the fee..." Before Yang Bing could finish speaking, he was stopped by the statement raising his hand. "Don't say that the fee is too high. My fee is based on the price you offered earlier."

"Why, you still want my brother Jianhong to go to your Yang family to hire tomorrow."

Yang Bing shook his head quickly, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay." 1000 taels is 1000 taels. This time they lost. Compensation for 1000 taels is better than paying for his younger brother. As for the wholesale of toilet paper, there are always other ways. The Chen family continues to make toilet paper, they can always find a way to do this business.

Thinking of my younger brother's current situation, as long as he marries into Xiao's family, not to mention 1000 taels, even 1 taels is a small problem.

Yang Bing: "1000 taels is 1000 taels, but I have a condition."

Statement: "You say."

"I'll give you the money, but you have to act as if this didn't happen, and you can't reveal anything about my brother sleeping in the same bed with him." They didn't get the paper-making recipe. Everyone knows that the Xiao family will definitely not agree to marry their younger brother.

"I can't make the decision." After the statement, he looked at the family of Chen Jianhong, the person involved. "Uncle Yi Liu, Jianhong, what do you guys think?"

Chen Jianhong and Yi Liushu were actually very surprised at the moment. Before, they thought that they really underestimated his brother, and they thought that it was impossible to marry him for the sake of fame.

But I didn't expect that after the statement came, Jianhong's innocence was returned in a few words, and some mental damage fees were charged for Jianhong. In fact, they also knew that Jianhong was a boy. fought for them.

Besides, the county magistrate didn't open the office for the Chinese New Year. The Yang family admits that they designed Jianhong, so don't make too much noise. Although Jianhong doesn't pay as much attention to reputation as his brother, it's really noisy. Opening it is still not good for the Chen family's reputation, and the most important thing is not to tarnish Saburo's reputation.

In the end, Jianhong, Uncle Yiliu and his son discussed with their family members, the patriarch and several senior elders, and they felt that the result was very good.

"We have no objection, Saburo, you have the full power to decide." It was Uncle Yi who spoke, and Jianhong was embarrassed to come forward after being teased by his brothers.

Yang Bing said again: "But we don't have that much money with us, can you let us go back first, and send you money tomorrow."

Chen Chen looked at him, shook his head and refused, "It's absolutely impossible to let you go. If you let you go back today, and you don't admit it when you turn around, then we, Jianhong, are not in vain."

"Then what do you want?" Yang Bing asked through gritted teeth.

Chen Chen was not afraid of his gnashing of teeth at all, and looked at his brother Yang Laoer, "I'll let him go back to get the money, the three of you brothers just have to work hard, and stay in our village for the time being, and wait for your brother to get the money. A few will leave at any time."

Among the brothers of the Yang family who came here today, the statement looked at the second brother Yang as the most careless, so he was relieved to let him go back to get money to redeem him.

"Okay." At this time, they are human beings, and I am fish, so even if they don't agree, there is nothing they can do.

After Yang Laoer was untied from the rope, he promised with a face full of assurance: "Big brother, third brother and fourth brother, don't worry, I will definitely get the money, just wait." After rolling his eyes, he turned around and left the yard to go back to the county town to withdraw money.

The statement didn't care about his supercilious eyes, instead he pulled Jianhong who was angry and wanted to beat him up, and then said to the patriarch: "Uncle Xiangdong, you can arrange a few young people to guard these three people." , don’t let them run away, let them go when their brothers get the money.”

"Okay, I'll arrange for people to keep watch." The patriarch Chen Xiangdong didn't feel unhappy about being told by the statement. He turned to Uncle Yi and said, "Lao Liu, find a room for them to stay. I'll arrange a few The young man stood guard at the door."

Uncle Yi Liu nodded, "No problem, just throw it into the side room. There is a kang bed in the side room. Let Jianhong guard it at night."

"Then let the two brothers Jianwen and Jianwu guard with Jianhong." The patriarch Chen Xiangdong ordered two young men who had a good relationship with Chen Jianhong to guard at night together.

The two boys who were named had no objection at all. Together with Jianhong, the three of them dragged the three brothers of the Yang family into the side room. The three of them were even discussing that they would send some snacks to the brothers at home, so that they could pass the time at night. .

Uncle Yi Liu in the yard rubbed his hands apologetically, addressed the patriarch and the other tribe members, and said, "Today, please trouble elder brother Saburo and the tribe members."

"What are you talking about, don't talk about two families in one family." The patriarch Chen Xiangdong waved his hand and was not happy that he was so out of touch.

Uncle Yi Liu was not unhappy when he was trained, he just smiled at the patriarch twice, and then he said to the statement: "Sanlang, Uncle Liu wants to thank you today, Uncle Liu's family is too late today, and there is no preparation at noon tomorrow. You must come to Uncle Liu's house for a drink."

Seeing this, the statement did not refuse. If he refused this kind of thing, it would make Yi Liushu unhappy, so he happily responded: "Okay, Sanlang will come to drink with Liu Shu tomorrow."

"Hey, Lao Liu, you only invite Sanlang to drink, and you don't invite us." Some clansmen joked pretending to be unhappy.

Uncle Yi Liu laughed loudly and said, "Whatever, don't talk about it, you guys will all come to my house for a drink at noon tomorrow."

"Okay, then Liu, you should prepare more food and wine tomorrow, one pot or two pots is not enough for us to drink."

"Don't worry, I'll go to the wine lunatic's to get some wine tomorrow morning, and I'll come back with a jar and see if it's enough for you to drink."

"Enough is enough, a jar is enough for us to drink."

Chen Chen helped Chen's father to walk home in the dim light, and while listening to the conversation between Uncle Yi Liu and other uncles, he couldn't help laughing.

Chen's father obviously also heard what was said later, and smiled and joked with the statement: "A jar of wine, I think it is really possible for your sixth uncle to drink a jar of wine tomorrow."

You must know that their jar of wine is not that kind of small jar, but a big jar of one hundred catties.

The statement smiled and said: "Then tomorrow will be just like those uncles who love to drink."

But Chen's father had a smirk on his face: "Hmph, they are happy drinking, but they may not be happy when they go back smelling of alcohol."

Hearing Father Chen's words, he became curious and asked, "Father, what do you mean by that?"

"You don't know, the few people in the clan who love to drink have a shrew at home, and they won't be able to go back to the kang when they get drunk." At the end of the sentence, Father Chen smiled gossipingly.

Looking at Chen's father who even knew that his husband wouldn't let him go to the kang when he was drunk, he was surprised: "No, you know that."

"Hmph, there's no such thing as your father that I don't know about." Father Chen said with a proud face.

Chen Chen couldn't hold back and asked, "Does my mother know you're such a gossip?"

"Get out!" Father Chen would not tell this unfilial son, his wife would love to hear him gossip.

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