I made a fortune teaching live broadcast in ancient times

"You said you refused? Why? This old man is one of the Great Confucianists in the North and South. After three years of teaching by the old man, all of them are court ministers or literati celebrities."

"Because the students have already paid homage to the teacher, it is not easy to go to another school."

As soon as the statement was made, the other three people in the room understood why he refused, and were even more satisfied with him.

Especially Chen Yujing, if he was a little envious of his students before, but now he is only touched, he judges others by himself, he feels that he may not be able to be so straightforward as a student.

If it was for him, he would definitely reject Cheng Lao's invitation to accept an apprentice in the end, but before that, he would definitely be very entangled, and no student would refuse so simply and neatly.

"Nonsense!" Although Chen Yujing scolded, he didn't smile, "Although I accept you as my disciple, I can't teach you much, let alone be able to compare with Mr. Cheng. Now Mr. Cheng is willing to accept you. You are also my honor to be a teacher. When I was young and I wanted to worship Ru Cheng as my teacher, I didn’t have a chance, but now you, as a student, can be regarded as a teacher instead of me, and I have fulfilled this wish.”

"Boy, your teacher has already said so, why don't you agree?" Old Cheng asked with a smile on his beard.

"In this case, the students should be respectful rather than obedient." Now that the teacher has spoken like this, it is not good to refuse the statement, so as not to make people think he is frivolous.

Seeing the response to the statement, Mr. Cheng laughed happily and said, "Okay, okay, it will be a good day in three days, and the old man will conduct the ceremony of apprenticeship at your Yanshan Academy."

"Then how should the students prepare?" The statement was still very curious about how to operate the apprenticeship ceremony. When Chen Sanlang worshiped Chen Yujing as his teacher, he only prepared three rituals, and then knelt down and kowtowed three times to offer tea to get started.

"Although my school is concerned with Confucianism, I have not been a person who follows the rules all my life, and I don't pay attention to those rituals when I worship teachers. In addition to kowtow to the saints and seniors of the teacher, I only need to offer tea to the teacher. "Speaking of this, Mr. Cheng paused for a moment, and then joked again: "But it is estimated that many outsiders will come to watch the ceremony at that time, just to see if you are willing to let the people who watch the ceremony enter the academy?"

Statement: "Students get it."

After Mr. Cheng and the three of them left that day, news spread that Mr. Cheng wanted Southwest Xie Yuan and Chen Muqing to join him.

Sure enough, on the day of appreciating the teacher, the scholars or famous people in several counties near Yunzhou, or the magistrates of counties and prefects, either came to Yanshan Academy in person, or even if they were unable to come in person, they sent Family members or officials come to give gifts to celebrate.

On this day, Chen Chen and his Yanshan Academy became famous.

As for his name, Chen Muqing, the Yanshan Academy he founded, and the children's enlightenment books he wrote spread like wildfire across the country.

After that, people from his academy came to study in an endless stream, and what's more, there were Juren or scholars who wanted to stay in his academy as teachers.

As for the reason... that's because Mr. Cheng has a rule that if he accepts students, he will stay there for the past three years.

Now that Mr. Cheng has accepted the statement, he has decided to stay at Yanshan Academy for the past three years.

..........

"Brother Muqing, what are you in a daze for?"

After school, Xi Nianzhi went to the office to put down the lesson plans, and when he saw no one, he knew he must be in the library.

Sure enough, when he came up, he saw someone sitting behind the desk in a daze, and he didn't notice even walking in front of him, so he stretched out his hand and waved in front of the statement.

The statement was pulled back from the memories by the voice, and seeing the person smiling, he stretched out his hand to grab Xi Nianzhi's hand and put it in his arms, "A Nian, get out of class is over."

Xi Nianzhi was suddenly pulled into his arms, his cheeks flushed immediately, but he didn't get up, but nestled in Chen's arms obediently, "Well, what are you in a daze for, you didn't even notice I'm here?"

"Sorry, it's my fault, I didn't notice my baby coming, punish me for kissing my baby." After finishing speaking, he shamelessly pecked Xi Nianzhi's blushing cheek.

Xi Nianzhi was made angry and laughed at the shameless words and actions of the statement, and finally turned into a coquettish, "Dengtuzi."

"Really? Then let me let you experience what a disciple is."

After speaking, a handsome face appeared in Xi Nianzhi's field of vision. This face looked very powerful, and Xi Nianzhi felt that he was not breathing well in those eyes full of desire~.

Then my lips were covered with a hot...

After a long while, Xi Nianzhi was finally let go by this apprentice while Xi Nianzhi was kicking him.

A statement stamped with the name of a disciple: "Am I still a disciple?"

Xi Nianzhi, who was offended by the disciple, said, "Yes... you are... a big disciple."

Then the apprentice bowed his head and kissed the red lips of the man in his arms again.

"is it?"

"Yes."

The corner of the statement's mouth rose, and he liked this answer very much, because it gave him another excuse to kiss the baby in his arms.

"Still a disciple?"

"No, no, you are not a disciple." After being kissed many times, Xi Nianzhi also understood the plan of this statement, so he no longer gave him this chance.

It was a pity that he hadn't kissed enough yet.

However, one end didn't make sense and the other end made sense, "Well, baby is so good, I reward you with a sweet kiss." After speaking, she shamelessly went up to kiss her.

Xi Nianzhi was shy and annoyed by his stinky and shameless actions, and finally couldn't help but become angry and performed two-finger Zen kung fu on someone's waist.

The proud face immediately grinned, "Ah, it hurts~ it hurts, I was wrong, please let me go baby."

Seeing that his face changed due to the pain, he was more relieved, but then he was attracted by the statement of the pain, and quickly let go of his hand, and asked nervously: "Does it really hurt? Did I use too much force?" " I blamed myself even more, thinking that I have practiced martial arts since childhood, and brother Mu Qing is a scholar, how could he stand up to his strength.

Seeing Xi Nian's face of self-blame on Xi Nian's self-blaming face when he originally wanted to sell his pity, he couldn't bear to feel distressed, put away his pitiful expression, but felt the hand on his waist caressing the wound, and suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.

He grabbed the hand on his waist and said in a hoarse voice: "Honey, don't touch it anymore, I can't stand your husband if I keep touching it."

Xi Nianzhi, who had suddenly felt the fart~~ there was something poking under his buttocks, after hearing this, his face turned red like a ripe peach, he opened his grasped hand, and jumped out of it. Statement struggled out of his arms.

He left a sentence, "I haven't mentioned it yet, so it's not my husband." After finishing speaking, he ran downstairs without looking back.

Looking at the people who ran away in a panic, the report couldn't help laughing, never thinking that Ah Nian, who has always been strong and independent, would have this moment.

The smiling statement didn't chase the escaped man, but turned around and went back to the desk to sit down.

Just before Anian left, she reminded him.

Therefore, in order to marry back my wife as soon as possible, I have to work hard!

..........

Time passed, and it was the end of the month again.

Every two days at the end of the month, the students of Classes A and B started shouting.

Just like today.

Before the narrator entered the classroom of Class A, he heard ghosts crying and howling wolves inside.

"Oh my god, I have another exam today!"

"Bodhisattva who saves the suffering, please protect me from getting a tuba today!"

"I beg the ancestors of the Zhang family, bless me to get the number one. If I get the number one, I will definitely offer it to you when I go home."

........

Standing outside the door, listening to the various prayers of the students inside, Chen Chen shook his head helplessly and smiled.

He also understood why this group of students prayed like this.

The examination room of the academy was built by him to imitate the imperial examination room. Due to the problem of the venue, there are not as many test numbers as the imperial examination room, but [-] test numbers have also been built.

The size of these test numbers is about the same size as the imperial examination number, and the things prevented in the test number are exactly the same, except for two boards, there is nothing else.

The test numbers are numbered from one to thirty, and number one is the test number that enters the test room. It is the farthest away from the toilet, and there is no smell at all.

But after No. 20, No. 21 to No. 30 are the exam room numbers that students dislike the most, because this side is away from the toilet, and the rooms from 25 to [-] are okay.

The next five rooms are the last ones, especially No.30, which is completely next to the toilet, separated from the toilet by a wall.

And each exam is a lottery, whichever number the student draws, he will take the exam with that number.

Those who draw before NO.20 will raise their heads and laugh happily, and those who draw after NO.20 will be depressed.

And if you are unlucky and get NO.30, it will be miserable.

...

"What are you making a fuss about?" Chen Chen entered the classroom, put down the box in his hand, and yelled at the rowdy students. ,

"Sir, why do we have to take the test once a month? Can't we take the test once a semester?" Some students boldly asked.

Chen Chen looked at the hopeful eyes below, and ruthlessly broke their hopes, "No, the exam is only taken once a semester, how can it be called a monthly exam, and if you don't take the exam every month, how can you know how well you are studying. "

This group of children really didn't know how to be blessed, so he arranged to take the test once a month and couldn't stand it. Thinking about those children in modern times, they basically take the test once a week.

What weekly exams, monthly exams, term exams, mock exams, test exams, etc., there are only exam names that the teacher can't think of, and there are no exams that students don't take.

"Come on, the old rules, let's draw various numbers, and see who is unlucky to draw No. 30 this month." Chen stated that he was watching the show and handed the box to the students in the first row.

Then he said: "By the way, next month, a student will be promoted to Class B. He is No. 1 in this monthly exam, and also No. 1 every time. I, Mr. Tan, think that this student's knowledge can be compared with the It's a pity to stay in your class A, so it's a pity to stay in class B, so you Mr. Tan and I think he will transfer to your class next month, and then you should be more enthusiastic and don't bully the students from class B. .”

Class B is an elementary class. This student can take the No.1 exam every time, and makes Mr. Tan and Mr. Tan feel that he can be transferred to Class A. This shows that this student is very good.

Then some students praised the classmate while drawing numbers, "Wow, this classmate is amazing." As soon as he finished speaking, he opened the number in his hand and saw: "Damn, I actually got the number 25, what kind of luck is this? .”

"Zhang Qiyan, you're lucky. It's still No. 25, not No. 30. It doesn't smell that big."

"Yes, yes, you should be content."

"So, NO.30 has not been drawn yet."

"Fuck, no way, I haven't smoked it yet, will I get it!"

"The heavens are spirited, the earth is spirited, all the gods bless you, don't be drawn by me!"

Seeing that the students began to pray to God and Buddha again, the statement could not laugh or cry, "Is it so exaggerated? Although NO.30 is next to the toilet, the smell is not strong."

This is the truth. Although the statement is a simulation of the imperial examination room to exercise the will of the students, and it is built next to the toilet, the smell is really not as strong as that in the imperial examination room.

"Sir, if this is not important, what else should be considered heavy?"

Most of the students in Class A are from the town, and a few are from the country, but even if they are from the country, because they are scholars, they don’t often encounter those dirty things, and there are buckets or other things when going to the toilet at home. What the hell, so it's hard to smell that toilet, let alone those town kids.

"To be honest, the examination room I simulated is completely inferior to the serious imperial examination room. Let's just say that the number next to the toilet is completely insignificant. You should know that when I was taking the exam, Mr. , the toilet number drawn by drawing the number is really more than ten times better than the one in the academy."

"But no matter how strong the smell is, sir, I persevered, and I was admitted to Jieyuan."

"I simulated this exam room at the beginning, just to exercise your willpower. I hope you can get used to this taste. When the time comes, if you get a toilet exam number, you can also pass the exam without changing your face."

"As for you, you still complain now, maybe some people will complain in your heart why I built the examination room next to the toilet, but sir, I won't bother with you, you don't understand complaining now, but when you arrive, you must will thank me."

After the statement finished speaking these words, the students below were all silent, and the whole classroom was completely silent.

After a long while, class leader Cao Xuemin stood up suddenly, bowed to the statement on the podium and saluted, saying: "Mr.

After Cao Xuemin finished speaking, the other students suddenly came to their senses, and they all stood up and saluted, saying: "Students will definitely remember your good intentions for us, sir."

Statement looked at this scene with a smile on his face.

The author has something to say: Statement: o(￣ヘ￣o#) Huh, I have received nine years of compulsory education, three years of hell mode, and seven years of elite education, plus three years with those children The experience of fighting wits and courage, I can't handle you little bastards o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Academy student: From now on, my family will no longer have to worry about my imperial examinations!

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