In the days when I was forced to become a Feng Shui master

"Sacred beasts sit in the town, surrounded by money and ingots at their feet, and there are flowers and koi enshrined. The wealth is rolling in. How can the divine beasts not like it? As long as there are no accidents, you don't have to worry about the century-old career of the royal family!" After Fang Daoren finished speaking, he saw the king The boss stomped his feet and walked back and forth excitedly: "Be sincere! At that time, I will also spread five emperor coins under the water, and install a heating facility underneath to ensure that the water temperature is like spring all year round."

"At that time, when the water in this pool meets the air, it will be warm even after being cold, and mist will inevitably form. The water vapor is the aura of wealth, and it is the aura of immortality! The divine beast will be surrounded by auspicious clouds! It can also be regarded as my offering to the divine beast! Just arrange it like this!"

Yu Ning originally wanted to fill in the details for Taoist Fang, but Boss Wang stomped his feet and filled it up. The more Boss Wang thought about it, the more excited he became. He ran to Yuning, and before Yuning could react Bending down and cupping his hands, he said, "Thank you, Mr. Yu!"

"What are you doing!" Yu Ning hastily stepped aside and helped Boss Wang up: "Uncle Wang, I already called you Uncle Shi, so I am your nephew. I have never seen an uncle called nephew." Mister's!"

Boss Wang was helped up, held Yu Ning's arm and said, "Nephew! You will be my nephew from now on!"

Yu Ning smiled wryly and said, "Don't be too eager to be happy... Actually, there is a fatal weakness in this game."

"What's the weakness?" Taoist Fang asked while looking at the blueprint, "Why didn't I see it? This game is very subtle, thanks to Xiao Yu, you can figure it out... If you really want to talk about imagery, I can't help it." Gotta bend over and call you 'sir'."

Boss Wang is the one in charge, and he is more anxious than Taoist Fang: "What weakness, just say it!"

"Dharma tool." Yu Ning spit out two words, "In such a feng shui situation, this magic tool must be able to restrain Jin Chan, but it must not be crushed alive. Jin Chan will spit out money and crush him to death I can’t spit out the money even after paying for it...it’s hard to get it just right.”

Taoist Fang beckoned the beckoner and asked Yu Ning to go to him, Yu Ning obediently walked over, Taoist Fang drew a line on the paper with a red pen, and joked: "I thought I would call you Isn't it inappropriate to say 'Xiao Yu', now it seems that I can still call it!"

He drew a circle in the front yard and the back yard respectively, and said: "There is a money bureau under the lobby of the front yard, and there is a formation hole, and you didn't intend to dismantle it, so naturally your magic weapon is Are you going to put it in the backyard?"

"Have you ever thought about it, since one feng shui bureau is bad and suppresses but cannot be crushed to death, why not make two bureaus?" Fang Daoren drew a circle on the edge of the pool very neatly: "You This pool can be regarded not only as the 'circle' of the sky, but also as a rope to trap the golden toad!"

Looking at the bright red circle, Yu Ning felt as if something had poured on the top of his head, and his whole body trembled. "Uncle Fang, you are right!"

Boss Wang knocked on the table at the side: "That's it." He raised three fingers, "Give me three days, and in three days I'll let someone get the big shape out... I'm going out of this door I went to the construction team, for this kind of bureau, you must finish it for me before leaving, otherwise I am afraid that I will hang in my throat every day."

Fang Taoist laughed at him: "Look at your promise! Haven't seen the Feng Shui Bureau or what?"

"Fart! Is it the same thing to make for others and for myself!" Boss Wang jumped up angrily, pointed at Taoist Fang's nose and said, "I'll point at you someday, that broken Taoist temple in your house will be the same!" What kind of game do you want to play, I will appoint you to come and see you when the time comes!"

Taoist Fang let out a 'huh': "I am Mr. Feng Shui myself, I arrange the layout of my own house, I'm panic!"

Boss Wang squinted at him: "That would be the best."

Boss Wang pulled Yuning over: "Nephew! Let's go! Go back to my private treasury again, just tell me which one you like! Don't be polite to uncle!"

Taoist Fang said sharply: "Of course you don't feel bad for using it for yourself, why are you asking Xiaoyu to be polite?"

"Hey..." Boss Wang ignored Taoist Fang and dragged Yuning away.

***

three days later.

Yu Ning looked at the backyard that had just taken shape and sighed, it really is that money can not only make ghosts turn the mill, but also make the mill turn ghosts.Within three days, the money bureau in front had been completed, the workers stood by, and Boss Wang was burning incense and praying with Jing Chunyu and his disciples.

An incense table was placed in the backyard, with three animals on the table and large red silk flowers on it. Boss Wang went up and lit two big red candles, lit three incense sticks, and recited a paragraph of "Zhe Zhe Ye" in a neat manner. Kneeling and kowtowing nine times, followed by Jing Chunyu who also knelt and kowtowed nine times, and then the generation of disciples and grandchildren.

Jing Chunyu kowtowed to finish the incense, dragged out a large box to the side, nodded to Boss Wang, and went to the back door.

Fang Taoist, as a serious Taoist priest with a Taoist certificate, went up to preside over a session just now, and now he is fine, so he explained to Yu Ning: "That baby Chun Yu went to the backyard to worship ghosts and gods."

"Huh?" Yu Ning was a little confused.

"After worshiping the heavens and the earth, of course we must also respect ghosts and gods. After all, the king of Hades is easy to see, but little ghosts are hard to deal with." Taoist Fang motioned Yu Ning to look at the smoke that had risen from the back door. It's Lao Wang who values ​​you, you should have done this by yourself, Lao Wang asked Chun Yu to do it for you."

"And this rule?"

Taoist Fang whispered: "Hmph, I knew that old monster like your master wouldn't tell you these things... Although the Feng Shui bureau is their own business, they should pay attention to it, but it's you who set it up if you say a thousand ways and ten thousand. Well, shouldn't you worry about it?"

"Cough cough." Yu Ning deliberately coughed twice, his eyes flickered a little, and he didn't answer.

"You have good rules." Taoist Fang knew what Yu Ning didn't dare to speak. He said his master was an old monster. Because he was an elder, Yu Ning couldn't refute, but he didn't dare to answer. "Bah, bah, bah, I was about to say something wrong, your master is an old fairy, okay?"

Only then did Yuning reply: "My master really didn't tell me that there is such a rule."

——Strictly speaking, Gu Guoshi is his master, and Mr. Mei is a repairman of antiques, why should he tell him the rules of Feng Shui, not rich, not rich!

Besides, according to the temperament of taking care of the national teacher, what kind of burning paper money to respect ghosts and gods, Yu Ning felt that if he didn't carry a sword, he would write the words "whoever comes in the way, kill anyone, come and try if you are not afraid of death" on the flag to resist It is already very restrained on the shoulders.

Oh, yes, there is a high probability that it is not him who lifts the sword himself. Gu Guoshi has many talented people under his command, so if he does it himself, he may be finished.

Thinking of this, Yuning couldn't help rubbing the goosebumps on the back of his hands, but still couldn't help but smile.He suddenly missed his husband and the national teacher a little, and he didn't know if they had returned to Chang'an Mansion.When he returned from the Northeast, he would honestly arrange it, saying that he was going to travel freely, and then he would buy a few tickets in time to prove his absence. If they were still on the way, he would hurry up with them. He used to go to Chang'an Mansion with them, if they had already arrived in Chang'an Mansion, he would go to Chang'an Mansion and live there for a year or so.

At that time, I will honestly learn some homework from Mr. Mei, so that Mr. Mei will not worry about his job after a hundred years.Speaking of which, he hasn't put together a few dishes at home, and he has to work hard to put together them when he goes back... I don't know if Mr. Mei will praise him when he sees the dishes he put together?There is also the Jinchan throwing money game here, which can be regarded as his first serious move. Will Gu Guoshi praise him when he finds out?

Mr. Mei has always been awkward, so it's hard to say, but Gu Guoshi has always been generous in complimenting him.

Just when Yu Ning was thinking of how to be modest and let the two masters stop praising him, Taoist Fang gave him a hand, motioning him to regain his senses.At this moment, Boss Wang and Jing Chunyu were standing not far in front of him, looking at him eagerly.

Taoist Fang whispered, "I told you to go up and throw money!"

"..." Yu Ning straightened his expression, and stepped forward to take a look.Jing Chunyu held a rectangular carved lacquer wooden box respectfully with both hands. When Yu Ning went up to open it, he was almost dazzled - he knew that the ground of Jubaozhai was covered with five emperor coins, but when there were so many money When the coins on the field appeared in front of his eyes, Yu Ning was still dazzled.

Yuning grabbed a handful of Five Emperors money from the carved lacquered wooden box, and sprinkled it into the semicircular pool dug in front of him under Jing Chunyu's reminder.The jingling coins fell into the unfilled pool, making a crisp and pleasant sound. Boss Wang raised his hand and shouted: "Money into the pool, the wealth is rolling! Put—!"

The workers standing on both sides of the pool opened all the large iron boxes around them, and the carts of five emperors' coins were spread into the bottom of the pool.Not long after, the semi-circular pool was covered with copper coins. Following Boss Wang's order, the water valve on the side was opened, and the water flowed in quickly from the gate. After a while, the pool was already full of five cents. When it was full, the workers put dozens of koi in it, and it was full of beautiful flowers for a while, which was too beautiful to behold.

"Article 88, this money fan." Fang Daoren teased, pulled Yuning, and said, "You go to the backyard—I'll take care of the front one."

Yuning nodded, and went to the backyard quietly with her things.

The door of the backyard has been pried open by the workers and expanded into a whole row, but it is still surrounded by green cloth, and the people inside have been cleared out, so as not to disturb Yuning's attention.Yu Ning didn't ask Taoist Fang to accompany him because he had followed Taoist Fang to see a good opportunity in the past few days, and even the acupoints had been clicked out under the discussion of the two, and he just waited for the magic weapon to be put in. .

In addition to the fact that there is no need to move the eyes of the Chin Mouse Mobilization Bureau at the front, the newly arranged Money Bureau and the Golden Toad Bureau must be arranged. After their deliberation, it was decided that the two of them would put down the magic weapon at the same time. , Only in this way can the golden toad spit out money in this round be perfectly stimulated.

Yuning took out the magic weapon from his pocket - this is a very small golden three-legged golden toad, the material is very ordinary, but the aura is very powerful, it was found from Boss Wang's private vault, he put it on Headphones, after confirming that Fang Daoren and Fang Daoren were in place at the same time, the two counted down together.

"three."

"two."

"one."

"put!"

The golden toad in Yuning's hand fell into the small pit that had been arranged long ago, and Yuning only felt a burst of force erupting from the small pit, as if there was a hurricane whistling around him, blowing past his ears fiercely.There was a lot of noise in the earpiece, Yu Ning fell to the side unsteadily, and then knew it was not good, quickly grabbed a lump of soil and threw it on Jin Chan, he seemed to hear a toad, followed by calm.

The noise in the headset subsided, and Fang Daoren's voice came: "Fuck...Xiao Yu, are you okay?"

"It's okay." Yu Ning got up from the ground, everything around him was as usual, it seemed that everything just now was just his illusion.He opened the door and appeared, lifted the green cloth, there was a gust of fresh wind blowing outside, blowing a wisp of water smoke from the surface of the pool, instantly, countless streams of smoke floated from the surface of the water, and a few wisps flashed in the pool The color of golden red, the water smoke was stirred and scattered in all directions, falling on the body and face of the person, it was not so comfortable.

Yu Ning stared at it, where is the water vapor?It was clear that wisps of golden wealth were sucked by the breeze into the backyard gate behind him representing Jin Chan's big mouth, and then turned into countless copper coins and spewed out, floating down!

Fang Taoist stood outside and looked at him, both of them knew: It's done!