In the days when I was forced to become a Feng Shui master

In the end, Yu Ning left with two unregistered cards. Yu Ning was still very curious, since Boss Wang is a magic weapon merchant, what's the point of spending a lot of money to buy this kind of jewelry?

Boss Wang smiled like a mouse that stole oil: "Nephew, don't you know? Those rich and noble families like this kind of magic weapon that looks expensive and can be a magic weapon. Think about it, if They are all going to a banquet, so what kind of lady wears a deep V backless long dress, and then hangs a yellow talisman around her neck, can you see it?"

Yu Ning nodded half-understood, and asked Boss Wang when he was going to the Northeast - he was leaving tomorrow.He looked at Cary's money and his mentality exploded, and ran to the nearby imported supermarket to buy a box of salmon belly for the big black cat, and also bought two pieces of expensive steak for himself—oh yes, before going I went to Boguzhai, and gave Zhou Huang the receipt for the sports car that Boss Yang had given him before, and asked him to pick it up for fun.

Although the sports car is good, it was given to him by someone else.After thinking about it, Yu Ning always felt that something was wrong with him. He looked at Zhou Huang's fiery red Mercedes and it was fine, so he decided to change it with Zhou Huang.It may be that Yu Ning's life is relatively cheap, but he feels much more comfortable driving Zhou Huang's car.

According to the theory that the cheaper the car, the more comfortable he drives, perhaps the most suitable car for him is Wuling Hongguang?Or three rounds of bouncing?

After thinking about it, Yu Ning came to this conclusion, and decided to give it a try in the future.

As soon as he got home, Dahei jumped on him, and then looked behind him expectantly, and found that there was no big beauty behind Yu Ning, so he lowered his head in disappointment.Yuning walked in with a shopping bag in one hand and put an arm around it in the other, laughing and cursing: "Seeing sex is ungrateful! Ingratitude! It's you! Do you know that there is a knife on the head of the word color? Huh? You don’t even want me anymore, just wait, I’ll just give you to Lan later!”

He said so on the lips, but in his heart he felt that the cat could not be blamed for this matter. The main reason was that Lan Xiao's appearance was really a bit open. Lan Xiao is not completely immune to that fairy look, and he can look at the other party without paying attention.It can't be blamed on Dahei, a cat who has no good looks towards outsiders, and licks and rubs at Lan Xiao with a childish voice.

He took out a huge salmon belly from the bag, and cut it into cubes for cats to eat. Big black leaned on his shoulder and meowed anxiously. Yuning had no choice but to cut a piece and feed it to two bites. Dahei's mouth is full of fish oil.

After feeding some, Yu Ning suddenly remembered that he couldn't let him eat like this anymore, otherwise, wouldn't it be like making up cat food for the blind to see?Quickly pressed the tip of its nose to prevent it from asking for more, and threw it in the backyard before returning to the kitchen, and fried the surviving diced salmon with rice, chicken breast, and pumpkin to make a pot of brightly colored and attractive Cat rice, on the other side is the steak I bought for myself.

Yu Ning took a sip of the cat rice very recklessly, it was fishy and bland, but of course he vomited, and even swallowed a can of Coke to gargle to suppress the nausea.But when this pot of cat food was brought to the backyard, everything became different.Da Hei impatiently circled around his legs, staring at the cat food in his hand, and when Yuning put the cat food down, Da Hei buried himself in eating.

Yu Ning squatted aside to watch it eat deliciously, and suddenly felt that his hard work was not in vain, took out his mobile phone and took two photos of it - using beauty software, and specially adjusted a suitable filter.To be honest, Yu Ning never thought of turning on a beauty filter when taking pictures of himself. He turned on the front camera and took a photo directly. Looks good, but if the photos I took are not good, it must be because I took the wrong way!

Dahei ate deliciously, and Yuning was naturally hungry too. He opened a bottle of rice wine and poured himself half a glass—this rice wine is not something like a drink like Milu, but the kind mixed with high-concentration white wine Yu Ning originally thought that it smelled strong and would choke your throat when you drank it, but the rice wine did not choke at all when it entered your throat. The sweet wine was mixed with the strong aroma of grain and wine, just like the same bottle. Alcohol-flavored drinks are just as good.

Yuning was playing with the phone while facing the steak, and without paying attention, he drank half of the bucket like water, and when he realized it, he already felt light in his head, with an indescribable happiness.

Alcohol must have played a role, right?It's not a bad feeling either!No wonder so many people like to drink.

Thinking of this, Yu Ning simply indulged himself to take advantage of the wine to get the Qingsteel long sword for morning practice and dance a section of Tai Chi swordsmanship, but he didn't feel the pleasure of the ancients at all that "killing a person in ten steps, never leaving behind a thousand miles" , but a little dizzy, Yu Ning shrugged and threw the sword aside, bent down and hugged Dahei into his arms, rubbed its fur belly vigorously, and took pictures with its jiojio.

When he had enough shots, Dahei also changed from a slick cat to a fried cat. Dahei looked at the right time and escaped in disgust. He jumped onto the handrail in the corridor and licked himself while being rubbed by Yu Ning. Messy hair.

Yu Ning smiled without being annoyed, picked up the chopsticks and knocked on the bowl, hummed a tune that wasn't on the tune, and started flipping through the big black photos on the phone.He originally wanted to post the cute photos in Moments, and he had already selected Jiugongge, but suddenly thought that tomorrow he would go to the Northeast with Boss Wang and the others, and the round-trip plane would take about a week to leave.

No one cares about Dahei for a week... Thinking this way, Yu Ning hugged Dahei back, pinched it under his armpit with both hands, lifted it up, and looked at those golden and round eyes: "Small boy!" , if you stay at home, father will not bear you!"

Dahei: "Meow—?" The cat was puzzled.

"Son, you don't have anyone to take care of you, so don't worry!" Yu Ning said while shaking, Da Hei was shaken so much that even the cheeks on his face were shaking.

Dahei: "..." His heart is as dead as a dead cat, and he doesn't want to move.

Yuning hugged Dahei and didn't let go, Dahei struggled for a while and saw that he couldn't let go, so he simply didn't move, he rubbed and hugged it casually, and even leaned on its stomach to suck it crazily, making it like a cult Like an initiation ceremony.When Yuning finally put Dahei down, Dahei looked at his bald belly with a bit of melancholy in his eyes.

After Yuning put down the cat, the more he thought about it, the more distressed he became. Without thinking about it, he made up a temporary adoption message on the Jiugongge, and thought that Dahei liked Lan Xiao's face so much, so he boldly circled Lan Xiao.After finishing all this, I finally remembered to go to the kitchen to drink up the decocted medicine, and went upstairs to sleep.

——Totally forgot that he had agreed with Zhou Huang during the day to let Zhou Huang visit Dahei every two days.

***

In the early morning of the next day, Yu Ning opened his eyes at five o'clock on time, feeling a rare relaxation in spirit.He yawned and planned to lie in bed for a while, but he couldn't fall asleep again, so he picked up his phone and looked at it.As soon as she picked up her phone, Yu Ning suddenly remembered the circle of friends that she drank too much yesterday and didn't think about it, so she quickly opened WeChat and wanted to delete her dark history while it was still early.Unexpectedly, when I clicked on WeChat, I saw that there were already three or four replies under my circle of friends.

Zhou Huang contributed a piece: [Didn't you agree that I would come to help you exchange cat litter and food every two days? 】

Zhang Ran replied: [? ? ? 】

Lan Xiao was the last to reply: [When are you leaving?I asked Zhang Ran to pick up the cat. 】

Zhang Ran actually replied to Lan Xiao in a doggy manner: [Okay, sir. 】

It can be seen that he is very tool-like.

Yu Ning couldn't do it in embarrassment, found Lan Xiao's name among her friends, and clicked on a post: [I drank too much yesterday, I was just joking about Moments. 】

It's normal that the other party didn't reply. After all, not everyone wakes up at [-] o'clock in the morning like him, deletes the circle of friends, and goes downstairs to wash his face and do morning exercises.

The courtyard was naturally a mess caused by his drunkenness yesterday, the Tai Chi sword was thrown into the water tank, the bowls and chopsticks for eating were mixed with his pile of broken porcelain, it looked like it was scrapped, Dahei The cat was on the top of the wall, seeing Yuning coming, gave him a noble and cold look, then turned his head and ignored him.

Yu Ning called Dahei's name twice in bewilderment, but Dahei also ignored him, as if the sweet days between them had never happened.Yuning rubbed his head, thought it was Dahei or his uncle came, there were always a few days in a month when his temperament changed drastically, he opened a can for him and tried to coax him off the wall, but Dahei still couldn’t come down , so he followed it step by step, and when it was hungry, it would naturally come down to eat canned food.

The mess in the yard naturally needs to be cleaned up, Yu Ning hurriedly put the things back to everyone, wash the dishes and sweep the floor by the way, this amount of exercise can be regarded as morning exercise.Immediately afterwards, he took a shower, ate breakfast, drank medicine, and the time agreed with Boss Wang Fang Daoren and the others was almost up. Yuning simply packed up a few clothes and set off on the journey.

After some tossing, several people met at the airport.Taoist Fang didn't wear Taoist robes today, he was wearing a Tang suit, and he wore a pair of toad mirrors in a trendy way. The little Taoist A Chao who he had met with Yu Ning before followed him, pulling on Taoist Fang's sleeves. Ning smiled sweetly at him: "Mr. Yu is good."

"Don't call me Mr. Yu, call me Uncle Yu." Yu Ning took a big white rabbit out of his pocket and stuffed it into the little guy's mouth, picked him up by the way, and let him sit in his arms , Taoist Fang explained: "Uncle Fang, there are many people at the airport, you always walk slowly, Ah Chao, I will show you."

Ah Chao still didn't like being hugged: "Uncle Yu, I'm already nine years old, I want to go by myself."

Yu Ning nodded his nose empty-handedly: "Our Ah Chao is so smart and cute, if we are kidnapped, your master will cry."

Ah Chao thought for a while, and nodded seriously: "That's it, Master Yu, you should hug me. The ancestor can't even comb his hair, what would we do without the ancestor A Chao!"

"You little bastard." Fang Taoist pointed at Ah Chao and scolded with a smile: "The public, save some face for your master!"

Boss Wang waved his hand in the distance: "This way, old Fang——! The boarding gate is here!"

"coming!"

Taoist Fang cheerfully walked over with Yu Ning, obviously in a good mood, and wanted to argue with Boss Wang: "What's the name, it's like playing Grandma Liu into the Grand View Garden."

Boss Wang was also polite, and replied, "Isn't it Grandma Fang?"

"I bother!"

Yuning hugged Ah Chao behind and couldn't help laughing. Although Ah Chao couldn't understand what the two elders were talking about, seeing Yuning smiling happily, he couldn't help laughing too. .

Countless planes take off and land under this blue sky every day, recording the trajectories of people coming and going on this land.A huge roar roared from a distance, which seemed to indicate that everything was going well.