In the days when I was forced to become a Feng Shui master

Many people feel that they are extraordinary when they are young.

【I want to be a great and talented doctor and save many people. 】

【Should I choose Tsinghua University or Peking University?Or simply go abroad?As for what I want to do after reading the book... I haven't figured it out yet, but it must be a very enjoyable life that won't make me feel bored. 】

【I want to be a policeman and maintain justice in the world. 】

[I want to be a scientist and let my country shine because of me. 】

[I want to be an actor in the future, and I will definitely become the youngest actor in history. 】

[I want to make a game, the best game in the world, I can create a world. 】

[I want to be a hero, call the wind and call the rain, and love and hate with joy. 】

【I want to be a lawyer...】

【I want to be a politician...】

【I want to be an architect...】

【I think……】

【I think……】

So what now?

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The afternoon sun exudes a deadly heat, Zhizhizhizhi is screaming non-stop, the sky is illuminated by the sun so that even a trace of blue can't be seen, Yu Ning squats impatiently at the gate of the community with the key in hand, waiting for the lost The master who repairs the air conditioner.

In fact, he also wants to find an air conditioner to repair the air conditioner after get off work. After all, in comparison, at least there is no need to deduct wages. In order to take this half-day leave today, the project manager yelled at someone in the work group for not being gregarious. There is no collective Consciousness, not cooperating with work and so on.However, the master of the air conditioner roughly calculated the price: 50 for the door-to-door, the air conditioner is not cooling, and at least 200 for adding liquid. If it is after ten o’clock in the evening, the master said that the door-to-door fee is less than [-].

Three hundred...he only has two hundred for full attendance a month.

Yu Ning thought about it carefully, taking half a day off would only add up to [-] deductions, and he could save half a day of work, and he could directly turn on the air conditioner when he came home from get off work at night—it was such a beautiful thought.

Cicada screamed so annoyingly, Yu Ning felt his scalp itchy, sweat seeped out from every pore of his body, and then gathered into drops on the skin, and was slowly absorbed by gravity. There were water spots on his skin.Impatiently, he reached out to wipe the sweat off his forehead, and then reached out to touch his hair. The short hair had long been glued into strands by sweat, and it was terribly uncomfortable on his head.

What he hates the most is summer, not one of them.

To put it bluntly, a master who came to repair the air conditioner was so crazy that he couldn't even find the neighborhood, and he was amazing...Yu Ning looked at the end of the road, and the phone in his hand had been played with so hot that it seemed to be on fire. He didn't think it was strange that there was an explosion in place. For the safety of his wallet and life, he decided to put the phone aside to let it calm down.

The sun scorched the air and twisted it, and finally before Yuning's patience was exhausted to the extreme, a battery car with a big red sun canopy came swiftly and stopped in front of him with a whizz.The owner of the car was wearing an old man's white vest and flowery pants that cost ten yuan a piece from Taobao, and his feet in flip-flops stepped on the ground to support himself and the battery car. He looked around blankly, and then looked at Yuning.

Only then did Yu Ning realize that the car owner who was wearing the standard equipment of a retired old man was actually not too old - about the same age as him.

"May I ask where the north gate of Yangze Community is..." The owner of the car stopped in the middle of the question, and asked in a daze, "Yu...Yu Ning? Are you Yu Ning?"

"Yeah, are you Master Zhou?" Yu Ning was a little impatient, I really can't blame him, anyone who waits for an hour outside in the weather of 39 degrees without electric fans, air conditioners and cold drinks will not have much patience .

"That's right, I'm Zhou Huang." The air conditioner tilted his head and asked again: "I'm Zhou Huang, Yu Ning, you really don't know me?"

"I know a ghost...Zhou Huang?" Yu Ning was stunned in the middle of speaking: "Zhou Huang???"

"How did you become an air conditioner repairer?!" Yu Ning squinted at the air conditioner, and finally found some familiar traces on that face: "No. [-] Middle School, Class No. [-] Zhou Huang?"

I really can't blame Yu Ning for having a bad memory, but Zhou Huang has changed too much - Zhou Huang, a famous figure in middle school, is known as a chic and rich second generation.When everyone was still bowing their heads and endorsing the book, he was already a big man who had read all the world's romances.He and Zhou Huang used to be friends who were not particularly close or passers-by, and they would occasionally play ball together to make a joke or something.It's just that after graduation, since I'm not in the same university, I'm not in the same major, and because of the big difference in my life circle, I gradually stopped contacting them.

Humans are a species that inherently distinguishes between people—at least most of us do.No one wants to make friends with people who are very different from themselves. It was not obvious in school, but after work, this point will be implemented more and more vividly by people.

After all, no one wants to comfort themselves by eating takeaway at home when their friends say that they bought brand-name watches and shoes today, and then quietly close the official website of the luxury brand.I also don’t want to finally gather enough money to go on a trip with a rich friend, who would be wronged to live with you in a simple hotel instead of a five-star hotel with a hot spring jacuzzi.

Hmm... At that time, he would occasionally secretly envy the other party's limited edition AJ and game skins that he gave away casually.

After he graduated, he would occasionally think of this person—when he saw a police reminder on the side of the road.

[If you don’t want to see your classmates driving a BMW and see you riding a battery car, then wear a safety helmet. 】

Never expected that the two would meet in such an awkward way.

"I'll tell you later, this damn weather is killing me." Zhou Huang moved forward and motioned for Yu Ning to get in the car. Yu Ning straddled the car, and then heard Zhou Huang say, "Show me the way, I'm not too sure." Know the way."

Under Yuning's guidance, the two finally returned to the slightly shady room after 10 minutes.Yu Ning turned on the ceiling fan to the maximum with a snap, and Zhou Huang was not polite: "Is there any water? Bring me a glass."

"Ice Coke?"

"Ok, Ok."

So the two of them collapsed under the ceiling fan with a bottle of ice coke, and Yu Ning was not sure if he should ask why the rich second generation started to fix the air conditioner now, after all he himself didn't want to be asked why he lived in this dilapidated village in the city In a small house in a small house, he works twelve hours a day and earns a salary that is so meager that he can barely make ends meet.

Each class has a rich second generation, a fat man, a student bully, a social man, a second-hand man, an invisible man, a man bullied by groups, a teacher's warm baby, a capable man, and a sue-loving man. Plus a nagging person.

At that time, in the third class of No. [-] Middle School in S City, the rich second generation was Zhou Huang, and the capable person was Yu Ning.

The so-called capable person is a person who is recognized as extraordinary at first glance.At that time, Yuning had nothing to worry about. He could rank in the top ten of the whole grade in the school entrance examination, and he could play in ranking, play basketball and repair the computer. It seemed that there was nothing in the class that he could not solve. Birdman talked about the power of oriental cultivation, and he came to recommend various electronic products with his mouth. People in the class are also willing to socialize with him. If there is any problem, he will be the first to think of asking him for help. People in the class call him A 'big brother big brother'.

At that time, everyone thought that Yu Ning must be a great person in the future, and he must be a successful person in society, even he himself thought so.It turned out that ten years later, he would be a planner with no status, and he had been in the industry for three years without a single successful project, and his main task in the unit was to take the blame.Life is a cycle of going to work, working overtime, leaving get off work, taking a shower, and going to bed. I don't want any other branch lines to appear.

The familiar HR lady sometimes chatted with him, talking nonsense, and hinted in words to let him work harder to make a successful project.After all, she no longer recruits ordinary planners who are over [-] years old—at least they must be senior planners with successful projects, otherwise, when they see the age item, their resumes will be screened out.

The chances of life are so wonderful.

The two looked at each other speechlessly, and after finishing a bottle of Coke, Zhou Huang asked, holding his toolbox, "Which air conditioner do you want to repair?"

"Master bedroom." Yu Ning pointed, and Zhou Huang entered the master bedroom barefoot, moved a stool, took off the dust cover of the air conditioner, and removed the screws inside He said: "Your machine is old enough, you can change it, and this part is almost out of production... Well, even if you add fluid to your air conditioner, it will last for another year at most, and next year you will have another one." We need to find someone to join us."

"Do you want to change to another one? The recent Goudong event, the quality of the Olis air conditioner is not bad, you can buy it, it's not a loss."

This air conditioner has been there since Yuning could remember, so it will take about twenty years, so he can indeed retire honorably.Yuning thought about his own money and credit cards, and rubbed the center of his brows with a headache: "Let's add more liquid, I'm poor recently."

To put it bluntly, I blame my poor self-control. Relying on the fact that I don’t have to pay rent, there are no seniors and no children. One person is full and the whole family is not hungry. Almost every month is full of moonlight, and I even become a card slave—every month Once the salary is paid and the Huabei and credit cards are paid off, only a few hundred yuan of activity funds are left.Yu Ning also changes jobs very quickly. Almost every time he arrives at a company, he will resign in less than half a year. After working for more than five years, he has not been able to get the full year-end bonus in one year, and there are three years of Chinese New Year. Time is simply a window period.

"Okay." Zhou Huang got off the chair, raised the dust cover, and indicated to Yu Ning where he could go to deal with it. Yu Ning pointed to the bathroom and said, "Just take a rinse in the bathtub, I'll wash it in a while tub."

"Okay." Zhou Huang walked over with the dust cover.

About 15 minutes later, the air conditioner was repaired. With a beep, facing the oncoming air-conditioning, both of them breathed a sigh of relief.Zhou Huang took out his mobile phone and said, "Come on, add a friend on WeChat, and you can find me next time you need to fix the air conditioner - I'll give you a discount, just give me the cost of the refrigerant."

"Then I won't be polite." Yu Ning also took out his phone, added the other party's WeChat, and transferred the money.The two looked at each other, their lips moved at the same time, but they didn't speak in the end.

After enjoying the air conditioner for 10 minutes, and after confirming that the air conditioner was fully revived, Zhou Huang took his bag and left.Yuning sent it off, Zhou Huang stopped him deliberately, and finally the two parted at the door of the house.

For unfamiliar acquaintances, both of them maintained adult-style alienation and politeness, saving a little face for both parties. I have to say that this made them feel much more relaxed.The phone beeped softly, Yu Ning looked down, and there was an emoticon package sent by Zhou Huang - 'dog head.jpg'.

Yuning also turned back a dog's head, and after the two greeted each other politely, there was no more words after that.

Just when Yu Ning clicked on the app of station B, the interface was suddenly interrupted by the caller ID. The caller was an unknown number, and the number displayed was also S City Mobile—it should be one of the loans, credit cards, and house purchases... …

"Hi, hello, don't buy a house, don't get a loan, don't get a credit card, don't look at the house, don't rent it out." Yu Ning picked it up and said.

As a result, the other side was silent for a while, followed by a sentence: "I am Wang Long."

As soon as Yu Ning heard the name, he had to cheer up - this is the leader of their planning team. "Brother Long, what's the matter?"

"What about the interface I asked you to change yesterday?"

"It has been submitted, and I updated it to the intranet folder."

"Then have you submitted it to the art team? Did you know that the art team has been waiting for your interface all morning?"

"I'm sorry, Brother Long, I have something to do at home this morning, so I'm asking for leave."

"If you ask for leave, you don't have to work? Can you waste the company's human resources? And I reiterated that even if you ask for leave, you must ensure that your work is done? Don't you know that we will package it to customers the day after tomorrow?!"

"Sorry, I'll just talk to Art now."

"No, let's talk about it when you come this afternoon."

"Okay, I'll be right there."

"Beep." The phone hung up.Yu Ning sighed for a long time, his originally pretty face was full of a tired look, which made him look particularly greasy and failed, he glanced at the air conditioner regretfully, and then turned it on. Before I had a good rest, I had to go back to the place where people cannibalized.

Yes, that's right, it's a place to eat people.

He even felt that every day of work was greedily devouring his life, his soul, and one day he would become no different from others, even fail more than them, it was obliterating all his own place, to make him more standardized and formatted, he once tried to compromise, delete all the different, his own things in an attempt to obtain new things... But until now, he still has nothing.

The phone screen flickered, and a WeChat message popped up.

[Wang Long: Recently, the company's cash flow is a bit tight, and the HR side intends to dissuade a few people with bad attitudes, so be tighter. 】

Next second:

[HR-Zhang: Yu Ning, you asked for leave this morning, right?After you come to the company in the afternoon, come to the HR department first. You are in a bad state recently, and the company needs to talk to you. 】

Oh, I was dismissed.Yuning thought slowly.

——Then what are you going to do?He responded directly with a message.

[Something happened to my family. I'm sorry that I can no longer continue to work in the company. Things are quite tense. I can't come to the company to resign. Please, Sister Zhang, please complete the resignation procedures for me as soon as possible. Please express the things on the card slot to me. I, or if it is not convenient, you can just throw it away, please.I had a great time in the company during this time, and I hope to have the opportunity to cooperate again in the future. 】

After a while, WeChat replied.

[Okay, although I don't know what happened, but the company will try its best to consider the employees.Don’t worry about resignation, I will help you with it. I will send you your personal belongings along with the resignation certificate. The salary will also be settled until you resign. It will be transferred to your account according to the date when the company pays the salary. , don't worry. 】

Yu Ning put down his phone and heaved a long sigh of relief. He felt that HR should also heave a sigh of relief. After all, it is very embarrassing to persuade an employee to quit. If the other party can take the initiative to resign, then That's great.

『——If I think mmp can politely resign from HR, maybe I also have the talent to be an HR. 』

Change careers, this line of work can no longer be done, the next job is to look for HR work.

Golden July and silver August, now it is mid-July, if you don't look for a job, it will be hard to find a job.Therefore, he has to start looking for a job again from today.Coupled with three years of poverty after changing careers, it seems that in recent years, there will be no more money on hand.

It's really bad luck, but fortunately there is at least a week or two in the middle to take a breather.

"I don't want to look for a job at all, but I have to look for a job-but I'm a loser, why should I dare not look for a job, unless I go to reincarnate and create a new account now. 』

"I dare not. 』

So still have to find the next cannibal place, go in, willingly, even beggingly, and let it eat you.

he thought indifferently.