In the days when I was forced to become a Feng Shui master

The wind blows, disturbing the whirling of the tree, the pale golden leaves float down from the crown of the tree, fall into the milky white hot spring, and are pushed by the transpiration heat to swirl on the water surface, and finally these leaves are accumulated by the pool, Dye the surroundings of the hot spring pool in a dazzling golden color.

When Yuning arrived in the backyard, he chose to bury himself in the milky white hot spring pool without hesitation, enjoying the top natural hot spring SPA.In the middle of the hot spring, there are a few hidden rocks at the bottom of the water. People lie on them, and the water level of the spring water is right on the shoulders of people.Furong took small steps and placed the prepared fruit and wine beside Yuning, and Yuning waved her to retreat outside - he was still not used to having a girl around him while he was taking a shower.

When you get used to it, maybe you will become an enemy of the capitalist class revolution who is as evil as Gu Guoshi?

Before he knew it, Yuning fell asleep in the hot spring.When he woke up with a start, his drowsy mind was awakened by the short-term deep sleep, but his body was so soaked in warm spring water that he didn't even want to move.However, it is easy to get dizzy after soaking in the hot spring for a long time. Just when Yu Ning told himself to soak for another 2 minutes, there was a sound of water, and Yu Ning looked sideways. Shishi became translucent, he didn't feel flustered or surprised when he saw Yuning looking at him, he walked towards Yuning.

"Master?" The hot spring was steaming, Yu Ning didn't see the other person's face clearly for a while, but still subconsciously shouted.

The man approached, and it was indeed Mr. Mei.Mr. Mei groped for a while, then sat down on the rock beside Yuning, and said lazily: "As you get older, your body will not work well."

Yu Ning knew the elegant meaning when she heard the chords, immediately rolled over and sat up dog-legged, and pinched Mr. Mei's shoulders.Yu Ning still has a lot of experience in this regard. When he was working overtime in the company 996, he even got a membership card for a massage parlor for the blind. Every Friday is a rare day when he does not have to work overtime. The master helped to press the waist and neck that had been tossed for a week. After a long illness, he became a doctor, and he went there many times. It still looks pretty good when pressed.

Mr. Mei sighed in comfort, closed his eyes and recovered his mind.To put it bluntly, he is also an occupational disease, because repairing antiques sits on a chair for a long time without moving. After a long time, his neck, shoulders and waist will naturally feel uncomfortable. Thinking about this apprentice was not in vain.While pinching, Yu Ning chatted with Mr. Mei: "Master, you and Master have been staying in this Zhuangzi for almost half a month, right?"

"Hmm... If Achang's letter is one step late, we are planning to set off."

"Isn't that delaying your trip because of me? Didn't the master get caught by that dog..." The emperor... Yu Ning swallowed the word 'emperor' abruptly, and changed it to: "Isn't there something to do?"

"It doesn't matter." Mr. Mei closed his eyes and said indifferently: "I don't care about his affairs. If he agrees to stay here, then it doesn't matter. If he insists on leaving, then there is something really wrong. If you don't go, you can't."

Hearing Mr. Mei's words, Yu Ning lamented how well Mr. Mei knew Gu Guoshi, and couldn't help feeling a little envious. "Master is also an amazing person."

"..." After listening to Mr. Mei, his words were full of threats: "He is? I am not?"

The pitiful desire to survive in Yu Ning's heart made him nod wildly. After he nodded, he realized that Mr. Mei's back was facing him. No matter how much he nodded, Mr. Mei couldn't see it, so he quickly echoed: "Master is an amazing person. But in the end, he is still a little worse than the master. In my mind, the master is the most amazing person in the world! My admiration for the master is like a torrent of river, like the flood of the Yellow River, which is out of control..."

Yu Ning was happy to boast, and boasted the famous flattering jokes in this world.Mr. Ruomei is also a real person, so he laughed it off as a big deal, but his personality is indifferent, and the people around him are controlled very strictly, who would dare to play tricks on him except Gu Guoshi?Being praised by Yuning, even his shoulders stiffened.Yu Ning didn't feel any better yet, and said to him: "Master, you should relax your shoulders, otherwise the disciple will not be able to exert himself..."

"...Where did you learn the slick tongue?" Mr. Mei knew that Yuning was shameless and had first-rate ability to talk nonsense.But he didn't expect that Yu Ning could blurt out such a series of flattery without even thinking about it. He didn't know whether to be happy or annoyed for a moment, so he had to reprimand him in a low voice, but a little smile appeared on his face.

"It's not glib!" Yu Ning argued confidently: "In the disciple's heart, even if the master knows nothing, is nothing, and has nothing, he is better than the people in the world..."

"Shut up!" Mr. Mei said.

Yu Ning shut up obediently, knowing that Mr. Mei was a little ashamed and annoyed by his praise, so she stopped making him angry, and obediently squeezed Mr. Mei's shoulders until Mr. Mei's shoulders felt less stiff, and ignored her own hands. With sore hair, he whispered to Mr. Mei: "Master, let me lift your hair up, otherwise the acupuncture points at the root of the hair will not be easy to press."

"Mn." Mr. Mei replied, as if he agreed.

Yu Ning stroked the black silk from the back of Mr. Mei's head to his shoulders, inserted his five fingers into the black hair from below, and pressed all the acupuncture points on the back of Mr. Mei's head until he was almost done. Seeing that Mr. Mei didn't make a sound , seemed to be taking a nap, and simply took the bath beans from the side and helped Mr. Mei wash his hair.

No one here said that he washed his hair in the hot spring pool and polluted the water resources without public morality-this area is our home!When Yuning rubbed Mr. Mei's hair, he got a strange sense of satisfaction, and felt that he had experienced the life of a privileged class.

He used a small bucket to fetch water to help Mr. Mei rinse his hair. Only then did Mr. Mei let out a soft groan, and he seemed to be awake. "alright?"

"All right."

"Then get up, you've soaked long enough." Mr. Mei said.

Yu Ning responded and stood up from the stone collapse. Unexpectedly, when Pu stood up, he felt dizzy for a while, his eyes turned black, and he collapsed the next moment. Mr. Mei quickly reached out to catch him, and did not let him The disciples of the closed door suffered a disaster of extinction.Yu Ning was lying on Mr. Mei's shoulders, eyes closed and didn't have the mood to talk, just wanted to wait for the dizziness to pass. Mr. Mei was just about to raise his voice to ask someone to come and drag Yu Ning to the shore, when someone asked: "What are you doing?" What are you two doing?"

Gu Guoshi stood on the edge of the pool, his face could not distinguish between happiness and anger.Mr. Mei got a headache when he saw his face, how could he not know what the hell was going on in Gu Menglan's mind?It seems that because of the many people around him in the old days, although Gu Menglan is a later generation, he is very concerned about this.He said it generously, always asking him if he wanted to marry a concubine for a change, but actually he couldn't see anyone around him who was too close to him.Mr. Mei raised his voice and said: "Come here soon, Ah Ning has soaked for a long time and can't stand up anymore."

Seeing that Gu Guoshi hadn't moved yet, Mr. Mei couldn't help scolding: "I'm about to lose my grip, why don't you come down quickly?"

Only then did Gu Guoshi calm down and went into the water to pick up Yu Ning. He was much rougher than Mr. Mei, he pushed Yu Ning to his shoulders, and during that time he squeezed the flesh on Yu Ning's stomach with a smile and joked: "You Look at Ah Yu, he is not yet married, but he has a lot of meat on his stomach, I will ask him to eat less, otherwise how will he marry a wife in the future?"

Yuning was still a little bit conscious at this time, but after hearing this, he simply passed out from anger.

"..." Mr. Mei ignored him, glared at him and went ashore, changed into obscene clothes and went into the house.Gu Guoshi resisted Yu Ning to the shore, raised his voice and called Fu Rong to clean up Yu Ning, knowing that he was afraid of offending Mr. Mei just now, so he rushed over to coax people in two or three steps.

***

When Yu Ning woke up, he felt tight in his chest and couldn't breathe. When he opened his eyes, he saw Dahei lying on his chest with his hands in his hands - no wonder he couldn't breathe!Dahei twelve catties!

He thought of Gu Guoshi's words he heard before he fell into a coma, and was so angry that he hugged Dahei in his arms and rolled on the bed, while touching his waist, feeling very wronged—he is an otaku!Office clerk!No eight-pack abs provoke anyone!Having abs is amazing!

"Meow——!" Dahei was hugged suddenly, and struggled subconsciously for a few times, only to realize that it was Yuning who was holding him, so he let him go.

While rolling, he suddenly heard Fu Rong next to him say: "Master."

"..." Yu Ning stiffened her body, and after a while she sat up as if nothing had happened, with a gentle look: "What time is it?"

"It's about time." Fu Rong said, "My lord said, if you wake up, you can go to your place to use the morning food."

It turned out that he had already slept all night... When Yuning touched his stomach, he was indeed very hungry. He hugged the cat and lifted the quilt to get out of bed. It seemed that it was related to the hot spring, his body was faintly hot, so he simply put on his He took off his outer shirt and put on his shoes and let Furong carry him over.

Furong took the order, flew over a wall with Yu Ning, and put him at the door of the main hall of Mr. Mei's yard, and he went in without even thinking about pushing the door: "Master, I woke up - there are millet cakes today Is it? I want to eat..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw that besides Gu Guoshi and Mr. Mei, there was another person sitting at the table in the hall. Seeing him so disheveled, the three rushed in with different expressions.

Yu Ning didn't expect that there were other people in the living room - this is already considered the backyard, and if you usually meet guests, you usually go to the main hall of the front yard to meet guests. He also expected that there would be no outsiders here, so he Presumptuous once.Unexpectedly, he was caught by outsiders just once.

Mr. Mei reprimanded: "Presumptuous!"

Gu Guoshi quietly patted Mr. Mei's hand, signaling him not to get angry, and said with a smile: "It's all my own, it's okay...won't you help your young master wash and change?"

Maids in green clothes came forward, but Mr. Mei said, "Let's meet your third senior brother first."

"Third senior brother?" Yu Ning was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but take a good look at this dear brother who had been his master's closed disciple for more than ten years, the other party was also looking at him, the two looked at each other and smiled, Yu Ning ignored himself Dressed disheveledly, as if nothing had happened, he cupped his hands freely and showed a smile: "I've seen the third senior brother!"

The other party also had a smile on his face: "Junior brother, no courtesy... The millet cake is still warm, but it is not beautiful when it is cold. Junior brother, sit down and eat it first."