In the days when I was forced to become a Feng Shui master

"Brother Yu, why are you hiding here!" Zhou Huang came out from the inside, apparently looking for him for a while, seeing that Yuning was talking to someone with a relaxed expression on his face, so he simply came up to interrupt him and waited for him to leave When I got closer, I could see clearly who the person standing with Yuning was: "Why did you come to the back door to smoke quietly... Hey, hey? You didn't come with that...that one just now?"

Special assistant Zhang changed his serious look in seconds, stretched out his hand, and showed a just right smile on his face: "My surname is Zhang, this is Zhou Shaodong from Boguzhai, right?"

Zhou Huang was taken aback for a moment, and then went to shake his hand, "I don't dare to be the young master, it's my master who thinks highly of me...you?"

"I'm Mr. Lan's assistant, you can just call me Zhang Zhu."

Yuning took a puff of cigarette, and slowly exhaled a puff of smoke: "Okay, don't pretend."

He raised his chin and pointed at Zhou Huang: "I'm young."

Pointing to Special Assistant Zhang again: "My friend."

Zhou Huang and Special Assistant Zhang looked at each other and reached a preliminary consensus. The three simply opened the door and went out to talk again.The three stood under the eaves, Zhou Huang also reached out to ask Yuning for a cigarette, and then the three leaned against the back door, with exactly the same expressions: Salted fish.jpg.

Zhou Huang took a puff of a cigarette and complained, "I'm so tired. Today, I feel more tired than getting married."

Zhang Tezhu rolled his eyes: "You're doing well, it's tiring to follow my boss every day."

Yuning: "..." He actually wanted to complain, but now he said things like reciting books, practicing swords and playing the piano, it was almost like spreading hatred.

"Your boss? Is that the god who just came here and looks like a boss?" Zhou Huang looked at Special Assistant Zhang, then at Yuning, and asked suspiciously, "How do you two know each other?"

Yu Ning took out his mobile phone and glanced at the time, then said casually: "Just... didn't I have a car accident before, he was the one responsible."

"Fart, I'm just a tool man." Special Assistant Zhang looked up at the sky: "The victim is my boss."

"So your boss is my brother Yu's benefactor!" Zhou Huang blurted out.

"How to say?"

Yuning smoked the last puff of cigarette: "Because I achieved freedom of work through a car accident."

"If this is the case, then you have to thank me, brother, and remember to treat me to dinner." Zhang Tezhu blinked: "At that time, I signed for you three times the compensation and nutrition expenses, okay?"

"Okay, you can go in and have a meal in a while, and you don't need to send gifts." Yu Ning said very rascally: "I'm in charge!"

"No problem." Zhou Huang tilted his head: "Otherwise, I will ask the kitchen to serve you two more plates of minced garlic Aolong on your table?"

Zhang Tezhu pointed a finger: "No, I saw it when I walked in just now, at least one more plate of king crab." He thought for a while and said emphatically: "There is also that pumpkin cake, I want to pack it. "

The three laughed together, and when they finished smoking, the three of them pulled their ties, some of them flicked their clothes, and pretended to be dogs, they continued to enter the door to eat a banquet, facing the greetings of people from all walks of life.

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in the afternoon.

When he was full of wine and food and the crowd dispersed, Zhou Huang was already like a waste. His master Luo Lao was okay, at least he was old, and the rest of the guests did not dare to pester him too much. Zhou Huang was not released so easily. After that, there is no shortage of smiling faces that should be drunk and handed over.He slumped on the chair, with his mouth slightly open, with a blank expression on his face, he almost stuck out his tongue to show that he had already ascended to heaven, he waved his hand at Yu Ning: "Brother Yu, I won't see you off."

"Okay, take a good rest, and go see your master after a while." Yu Ning didn't mind, picked up his coat and left with Special Assistant Zhang.Walking to the door, Special Assistant Zhang answered the phone with an ugly expression on his face.Yuning jokingly said: "What's wrong? Could it be that he was fired?"

"No." A little anxiously, Special Assistant Zhang undid the button of his shirt at his throat, loosened his tie and said, "I have something to do, I'll send you back first."

"Come on, I'm not legless." Yu Ning opened the online car-hailing app, and raised his phone to show the other party: "If you have something to do, hurry up and leave me an address on WeChat later. When I get home, I will let you know." Just give you the cherry city courier."

Zhang Tezhu was obviously struggling: "If my boss finds out, I'm done."

Yuning said: "If I don't tell you, who will know?"

"...Okay, brother, I owe you a favor." Zhang Tezhu nodded, and got into the car by himself, apparently in a real hurry, the black business car sped out quickly, and disappeared in a short while. The end of the road.

Yu Ning was about to take a taxi to go home by himself, when suddenly a gust of air rushed from his stomach to his throat, he burped several times in a row, and then remembered that he was alone at noon, and no one talked to him, while playing with his mobile phone While eating, I accidentally drank three or four cans of Feizhai Happy Water, and now I feel my stomach feeling overwhelmed.

Come on, let's walk around to digest food.

Yu Ning is not the master who wronged him, he turned back to Boguzhai and asked Zhou Huang to borrow a sweatshirt and trousers, and changed himself into a casual suit, and carried it in a bag before going shopping—leisure A suit is a suit no matter what, he doesn't have the hobby of shopping in the open air in a suit in summer.

In front of Boguzhai’s gate, the red paper that was blown up by firecrackers was flying all over the ground, and two sanitation workers were cleaning. Yu Ning walked over and gave each of them [-] red envelopes for Zhou Huang, and asked the waiter invited by Boguzhai today After bringing out two bottles of drinks to others, I slowly started shopping.

I don't know if it's because of God's favor. On weekdays, there are two or three kittens on this antique street. Today, there are many tourists. There are also two tour groups. The tour guides hold colorful flags and loudly The people's talking, laughing and explaining made the atmosphere of the whole street full of popularity.

Yu Ning stopped at an open-air stall. Although this antique street is dominated by storefronts, there are also some one-person stalls that are decorated like small pavilions. The boss sits in the pavilion with one or two people. It can be regarded as a roof to shelter from the wind and rain. Of course, most of these stalls just sell some handicrafts.

This is the case of the family Yuning stopped by. There is a straw bundle on the booth, with dozens of peach wood and sandalwood hairpins inserted on it, and most of the products made of these two kinds of wood underneath, including combs, hair forks, Massage hammer and so on, put a few xun in the corner.Yu Ning saw that the lotus flower carved on a wooden hairpin on the tie was very attractive. Although it was obvious at first glance that it was made by a machine, not by hand, but the shape was good, and it seemed quite elegant and lively.So he simply asked the price and bought it, thinking of bringing it back for Mr. Mei to use.

He thought about it after paying the money, and decided to buy another identical lotus wooden hairpin, lest Mr. Mei have Gu Guoshi, and Gu Guoshi would be jealous and not allow Mr. Mei to wear what he gave him.

Yuning searched the hairpin for a while, but couldn't find a second identical lotus hairpin.Seeing this, the boss bent down and found a plastic bag full of hairpins, and put it in front of Yu Ning: "You look for it yourself, if you find it, it will be there, if you can't find it, it will be gone."

"Hey, it's done." Yu Ning didn't feel impatient, it happened that the small electric fan on the boss's stall was blowing from the inside out, and standing in front of his booth, Yuning was just able to be blown by the wind of the electric fan, he was greedy for this After a bit of cooling, I rummaged through it myself.

There were quite a lot of wooden hairpins in the plastic bag. Yu Ning visually inspected at least two hundred hairpins. It was not so easy to turn over an identical lotus hairpin. Just as he was turning over, a purple light flashed from the corner of Yu Ning’s eyes, and he quickly focused his eyes. Looking at it, I saw that among the pile of hairpins, there was a wooden hairpin that was so dark and purple that it was exuding a halo of lavender at the moment. The halo was not very big, but the purple was rare and bright.

Yu Ning picked up the hairpin, held it in his hands calmly, and just found the same style of lotus hairpin, so he spread his palm and asked the boss: "Is the price the same? Then I want these two more."

"Yes." The boss took a look and said, "Fifty in total, scan the code by yourself."

Yuning nodded, paid the money, and showed the boss the successful payment interface: "It's paid."

The boss nodded, and was about to say something like 'welcome next time', when a middle-aged man suddenly jumped up beside him, pointed at the hairpin in Yu Ning's hand and said, "What's the price? I want it. "

Yu Ning stuffed the hairpin into his trouser pocket without any hassle, and said slowly: "I've already bought it, you still have to look for it in the bag, there's still the same one."

Seeing that Yuning had already paid, the man turned to Yu Ning and said, "I just like that color...Young man, can you sell it to me?"

"There is the same one in the bag, 25 yuan each." Yu Ning turned to look at the other party, the other party was a middle-aged man, wearing a half-worn Chinese tunic suit, looking very rich.He took out a 100 yuan bill from his hand, and made a gesture to hand it to Yuning, and said kindly: "You just let me, how about I give you 100 yuan?"

Seeing this, the boss quickly opened the bag and greeted him: "The young man bought it here just now. I have the same one here. Can you show me?" Take out the lotus hairpin and show it to the middle-aged man: "That's it! Would you like to see it?"

The boss was going to look for another style that Yuning bought, but this bag of hairpins was wholesaled by him, and he didn't know what patterns were in it. Just now, Yu Ning casually showed him a glance, but he didn't see clearly What kind of trick it was, he only remembered that the pole was black and purple, and there were some ebony ones in the bag, but he always felt that it didn't look like the one Yuning bought.

Unexpectedly, the middle-aged man didn't even give the boss a look, and said with a smile on his face: "I want that, so you can give it to me? I can add more if the money is not enough."

"Not for sale." Yu Ning left a sentence, raised his foot and planned to leave, but unexpectedly, the middle-aged man took two steps forward and quickly pulled him, and opened his mouth and said, "1000 yuan! Sell it or not?"

Yu Ning is also funny: "It's just a hairpin, it's really bought there, you can find it there, why do you have to buy this one from me?" This expression and attitude are simply afraid that others will not see it. Is there a problem with this hairpin?

The middle-aged man is very persistent: "In our line of business, we only like things that are destined... I just took a look at it and I liked it. Young man, money is not a problem, just sell it to me!"

Just as Yu Ning wanted to make a casual call of 200 million to scare people away, someone behind him suddenly scolded: "Xiao Liu, what are you doing!"