In the days when I was forced to become a Feng Shui master

Yuning and Zhou Huang entered the store, while Mr. Luo was reclined on the reclining chair, watching videos on his mobile phone. He listened to some kind of popular science video about antiques. He was so absorbed in watching them. When he saw them coming in, Mr. Luo raised his eyelids : "Ah Huang is back?...Xiao Yu is also here?"

Yuning put the gift box she brought on the side of the drawer, opened it and took out the herbal package inside without seeing anything else: "Uncle Luo, long time no see, you have a ruddy complexion, and you seem to be in good health."

Mr. Luo paused the video in his hand, with a smile on his brows, he got up and said to Yu Ning, "Okay, okay, since you guys are back, I, the old man, won't stay in the front... Ah Huang, greet Xiao Yu, I think it's not easy for you to talk to me here."

Zhou Huang lost his eyes to Yuning, and walked to Lao Luo's side in two or three steps to help him go back: "Master, I will help you."

"You entertain Xiao Yu."

"It's okay, brother Yu and me, who's with who?" Zhou Huang walked with a smile on his face and said, "Brother Yu bought Lei Yunzi's herbal medicine bag from the front, and just helped us hang it... I'll take you to the back to rest first , just now the crew said that they would come to borrow a place later."

"Okay." Luo Lao shook his head: "It's so unsettling all day long, I get a headache just watching it."

"Hey, just take it as a way to save President Liu, lest he bald his head because of the traffic on the street all day long." Zhou Huang said.

Yuning nodded his head, and hung the sachet in his hand on several ventilation openings.When the cool wind blows inside, the faint aroma of herbs permeates from the sachet, mixed with the smell of the old utensils in the room and the smell of sandalwood used to smoke, forming a nostalgic atmosphere.

Yuning just finished tidying up at this end, when someone came in from outside, it was a young girl: "Is Boguzhai's boss here?"

"Are you going to come over to shoot?" Yu Ning looked at the sign hanging on the other party's chest, which was similar to the sign of the previous field manager, and replied: "Master Zhou's house is behind, he will be back in a while, you wait for a while."

"No, no, it's not my turn yet." The little girl came over and said embarrassedly, "I'm an assistant to an actor on the set, and there's no hot water outside, can you borrow some hot water for me to make a medicine?"

Yu Ning nodded: "Of course, the drinking fountain is over there, you can take it yourself."

"Thank you!" The little girl went away happily, and Yu Ning heard her muttering something like "[-]% hot water, [-]% cold water, pour it out..." After listening to it for a while, Yu Ning didn't mind care.The little girl passed through a stream of water, and the scent of medicine wafted from the thermos in her hand, and Yu Ning's nose moved... Anyway, he couldn't smell anything.

What a long-term illness and become a doctor, he is still far away!

When the little girl rushed to the second lane, Zhou Huang came back. As soon as he entered the door, he said, "Brother Yu, why are the sachets you bought so powerful, the whole room smells like traditional Chinese medicine?!"

Yu Ning pointed to the little girl squatting next to the water dispenser: "Don't talk nonsense, Lei Yunzi's sachet doesn't taste like this... I suspect that you have been dropped, you are definitely not the Zhou Huang I know! "

Leiyunzi is a hundred-year-old medicine hall in S City. Every summer and autumn, Leiyunzi will come out with herbal sachets. It clears away heat and insects, is cheap, and has a pleasant fragrance. It is widely praised by the people of S City.When Yu Ning and Zhou Huang were in school, there was a family next door to the school, and mosquito coils were not allowed in the classroom, so the students of them were very clever and bought a few sachets to hang in the classroom. There will be no mosquitoes.

Zhou Huang stroked his hair: "It's been a long time since I did it... Is the little girl drinking medicine?"

The little girl made the medicine, thanked Yuning twice and left.Yuning raised his hand and pressed the two messy hairs on Zhou Huang's head back into his hair: "Why are you going to be on TV, can you be more cautious! In case you take pictures so handsome that you take off, Maybe there is a girl who really falls in love with you at first sight, and you will have a partner in the future."

Zhou Huang looked stupidly at Yuning who was approaching suddenly, and stammered a little: "Brother Yu, it's not...why are you getting more and more gay?" He put his hands on his chest, and said with a vigilant expression: "Don't be like this Ah! Although you are my brother, brother, I have not yet reached the category of righteousness and awe-inspiring brotherhood! I have always liked girls with long legs and big breasts!"

Yuning poked his forehead angrily: "Fuck you, I have a date."

"Oh... what—?! Brother Yu, you have a date?! When did you find it? Why didn't I know?" Zhou Huang said with a face full of shock: "Who? What about a meal appointment? Where is my sister-in-law? How old is she?"

Yu Ning rolled his eyes: "Only two days ago, you can be regarded as acquainted... He is very busy with work, I will show you when I have a chance."

"I know? Who is it?" Zhou Huang asked.

Just as Yu Ning was about to answer, another group of people walked in at the door, some with light shields, some photographers, and they filled the large lobby with a mighty crowd: "Boguzhai, get ready, we're about to start shooting .”

"Understood." Zhou Huang responded, and a scene manager came over and explained to Zhou Huang: "Hello, you should have read the script, right? You can just clean the shelf with a feather duster in a while, our two An actor will come in, you just need to turn your head and look at them, the rest will be done by our ensemble, you can rest assured that this scene will be very fast."

Followed by an old man in a mandarin jacket, with a mustache on his lips and a kind face, he nodded to Zhou Huang and Yuning. "——It's me, and I'm going to borrow Guibao land to be the shopkeeper in a while."

"Okay, I see." Zhou Huang made an OK gesture, and the field manager looked at Yu Ning and said, "My friend, please hide for a while, or just stand behind our photographer. mirror."

Yuning also followed suit, walked behind the photographer, and simply stood against the wall.The crew moved quickly, and the prop master stepped forward to ask Xia Zhouhuang, and then placed a dagger-shaped prop on the coffee table, indicating that it was all right.

The cameraman was in place, and the director ran outside to call for someone. After a while, the director wearing a peaked cap came in. He first greeted Zhou Huang, the landlord, and then looked around. Turned on the loudspeaker and shouted: "Stage manager, close the tea set and water pipe on the table over there. There are no other problems. Hurry up."

The field manager hurried up to clean up, and Zhou Huang was right there. This set of tea sets was Luo Lao's favorite, and when one was smashed, Luo Lao's heart was ashamed. It has been repaired, if it is smashed again, Zhou Huang feels that his skin may not be able to keep.He hastily waved his hand, indicating that the field manager doesn't need to come, he removed the water pipe on it, looked again, and put this set of Laomei's tea set in the drawer, and put a new one on display .

The director frowned as he watched from the sidelines, but he couldn't say anything. This anti-thief-like appearance was really eye-catching.It's just that he doesn't know what to do. After all, their crew and the local municipal government can only come to film in the real antique shop, so they acquiesce.

"Okay, get ready to start, the 198th game, the first game, get ready!" the director called out.

Zhou Huang held a feather duster sideways to the camera and dusted off the treasure shelf. He did this skillfully, and at first glance it really had a taste.

Following the sound of the castanets, the venue fell silent. A man in military uniform entered the store with a woman in a cheongsam and a sable fur. The group performer who played the shopkeeper greeted her just in time: " Whoops, what kind of wind is it today, how did it bring the Young Marshal here!"

Yu Ningmao watched them perform in the corner, it was the first time he saw stars in real life, he seemed to have seen these two on TV, but felt that the TV was much uglier than real people.He seemed to have seen someone tearing at the scarf and saying that the woman in front of him was fat, short and wide. Looking at it now, she was actually tall and thin, but it wasn't the kind of sickly person who would disappear when the wind blows. He is slender, well-proportioned, and has a small face, which is definitely a standout appearance among ordinary people.

Really complied with that sentence, no matter how ugly a celebrity is, he is much more beautiful than a passer-by.

The two talked a few words, but Yu Ning was distracted and didn't hear what they were saying clearly. During the conversation, the two had already walked to the side of the tea table, and the woman suddenly picked up the dagger on the table and stabbed the man.

This was originally a plot required by the plot, but Yu Ning frowned when he saw it - the man's aura was not right, he looked at the dagger again, and it was too late to stop, he reached out and picked something at random The thing smashed over with his hand raised.

Yu Ning's aim was still good, there was only a ding, and the dagger in the female star's hand was thrown flying by a copper ornament, and the dagger fell to the ground, making a knocking sound unique to refined iron.

The director was so angry that he almost jumped up: "What's going on! Who smashed something?!"

"I smashed it." Yu Ning took a few steps forward, picked up the dagger on the ground, and shook it in his hand: "Is this dagger of yours real? Although I don't know how you plan to shoot it, it will mess up our Boguzhai in a while." There's blood all over the ground... very unlucky."

"What's true! It's just a prop!" The director waved the script in his hand: "Who is this person?! The stage manager! What are the stage managers doing for food?!"

The field manager at the side rushed forward and wanted to pull Yuning away, but Yuning held the dagger, picked up an apple on the table and cut it down, the blade sank into the apple, and instantly fixed the apple on the dagger: "Okay, let's go!" you."

The scene manager held the dagger, felt the weight in his hand, and looked at the director blankly.

Zhou Huang frowned, put the feather duster behind his back, and said, "Director, are you using real guys for filming? Are you not afraid of getting hurt? My master is very taboo about blood, isn't it good for you?"

The director was already stunned when the dagger was inserted into the apple, and he quickly reacted: "Props! Props come out! What's the matter with the knife? Why is it a real thing?!"

The prop master responded, bravely took the dagger from the field manager's hand, and said, "Misunderstanding, this is a prop... Maybe it was inserted into the apple because the mechanism got stuck."

"Do you think I'm blind?!" The director waved his hand and said with a serious expression: "Seal the venue and no one is allowed to leave... If you tell us the props honestly, we will continue to shoot. If you are not honest, I will have to Call the police."

"No, the director is wronged, this is really a prop!" The prop master pulled out the dagger from the apple, and wiped the blade with his hand: "Look, it's fake... ah!"

Following the exclamation of the prop master, a gash was cut on his hand, and blood flowed out quickly.He couldn't believe it and said: "How is it possible?! I obviously took the props - call the police, the director calls the police! Someone secretly changed the props!"

If the prop dagger is replaced with a real dagger, then it is deliberate murder!

Yuning, Zhou Huang and the director all frowned when they saw the blood spots on the ground.Yu Ning was unhappy because of the evil spirit of those bloody ideas, Zhou Huang was unhappy because it was not easy to clean up, and the director was unhappy because there was an accident in his hands. Calling the police will definitely affect the shooting. Intentional murder, their crew will suspend filming.

Filming a TV series is not as easy as imagined. The cost of the actors, the cost of renting the tent, and the salary of the staff on the set are a huge expenditure every day. question.

Suddenly the female star said: "It should be a misunderstanding, how could it be intentional? Who wouldn't want to do tricks in this kind of place! The prop master took the wrong props, right? Hurry up and bring the real props over and we'll continue shooting."

"The prop master's hand was injured. Find the prop and go to the hospital as soon as possible. I think it's serious, and I probably need two stitches." She continued.

As soon as her words came out, the atmosphere in the venue turned from cold to warm in an instant: "Yes, it was just an accident. I just took the wrong props, and there will always be mistakes. Director, don't be angry, let's continue shooting!"

"That's right, why call the police! It's just the prop master's negligence!"

"Keep shooting! Keep shooting!"

"I'm fine, let's continue filming." The male protagonist who was still in shock stabilized his voice and said.If he, the victim, is similar to forgiveness, then it will lose the meaning of pursuing it all at once.

The director's face loosened for a moment, and he looked at the prop master, who turned pale and said in a low voice, "...I took the wrong prop, no need to call the police, I'll go get the prop now..."

Yuning touched an orange from the table and divided it into two, gave half to Zhou Huang, peeled and ate the other half, and said, "It's best for the prop master to bandage it now to stop the bleeding first. It hurt a blood vessel."

"Okay, I see, thank you." The prop master responded, covered his hands and explained to the second prop beside him: "Go and find the prop...I'm going to the hospital first."

Yuning nodded, and stuffed a piece of orange into his mouth: "It's a bit sour..."

Zhou Huang also peeled off a petal and stuffed it into his mouth. He said with a sad face, "It's over, it's over, the master will definitely scold me if he sees it."

"They should be responsible for cleaning up." Yu Ning replied, before the words finished, the director had already walked beside him, and said, "I'm sorry, there was a mistake in the props, it's a common thing in our line of work to get busy , don't mind the two of you, we will take care of the cleaning."

"That's fine." Zhou Huang nodded, seeing that the director hadn't left yet, he asked, "Is there anything else?"

The director looked at Yu Ning with a complicated expression, nodded and thanked: "Thank you, my friend, I will send you a red envelope later!... What happened today was really an accident, and I hope the two friends will not spread it out, otherwise it will be harmful to our crew. Bad reputation."

"Okay, we know." The two replied.

Soon someone cleaned up the blood on the ground, Yuning returned to the corner, put the new prop dagger on the table, and tried it, this time it was definitely a prop.With the director's shout, the scene record hit the board, and they started filming again.

The male and female protagonists who were still covered in cold sweat just now acted as if they were all right.

Yu Ning shook his head in his heart, the prop master just now is considered finished - although someone changed his props, but first, he didn't check it out, which almost led to a murder case, and second, the production crew didn't seem to plan to pursue the situation, it turned into a major incident The trivial matter has been resolved, and the final fault is all blamed on this prop master. This prop master's working life is basically over.

After all, who dares to hire a prop master who has had an accident?

At this point in the picture, the female star stabbed the male star's shoulder with a dagger.At this moment, the director yelled: "It's over!"

Everyone in the field relaxed instantly, and the male and female protagonists politely let go of their hands, releasing the conjoined twins.As the director said, when they were leaving, the field manager came over and quietly handed each of Zhou Huang and Yu Ning a red envelope. Yu Ning squeezed it with his fingers, and the inside was quite thick.

Zhou Huang made a '1' gesture: "At least this number."

Yu Ning walked to the side and put back the copper ornaments that had just been thrown into the corner after smashing the heroine's dagger, shook his head and said: "It shouldn't be the prop master's fault just now, the prop master doesn't look like that." is lying."

Zhou Huang is more open-minded than Yu Ning in this aspect: "That's no way, they can't afford it, it depends on the director's conscience."

Yu Ning hesitated and shook his head: "The male protagonist...should still be unlucky. They won't just target him once, if they stab someone with a dagger, they will really die. If they don't die, follow the heroine just now. The angle, that arm should be useless anyway.”

"Such a deep hatred cannot be resolved without success once."

Zhou Huang was speechless: "Brother Yu, how do you know?"

"Look at the aura, the aura of the director and the male protagonist just now is not very good, the male protagonist probably has to go to the hospital." Yu Ning said.

"...Then should we remind the director and the leading actor?"

"It's useless, they won't investigate." Yu Ning said: "The situation just now didn't call the police, which shows that this drama is very important to them and cannot be shut down."

"Isn't that knocking out teeth and swallowing blood?" Zhou Huang shook his head and said, "This is too tragic... Fortunately, I didn't want to enter the entertainment circle back then. It's all about what it is." The two sat in the living room chatting After a while, seeing that the filming was almost finished outside, Yu Ning got up and said goodbye, planning to go to the street to see if he could find any leaks.

When Zhou Huang heard this, he simply got up and planned to go shopping with Yu Ning - he can be regarded as a local snake here now, he knows that there are a few hidden shops with good things, and he intends to show his friendship as a landlord and wait for Yu Ning Rather go shopping.

Naturally, Yuning would not refuse, the two of them had just left the door, and the last scene was being filmed not far away, the young marshal was besieged and shot to death, and a sniper actor squatted in the next window with a camera set up beside him.

Zhou Huang frowned when he saw this scene: "Brother Yu, otherwise we should remind them... If something really happens, I will die."

"Let's forget it." Yu Ning shrugged: "I might be treated as a charlatan in the future."

"Let's do our best to obey the destiny!" Zhou Huang ran to the director after finishing speaking: "Let's———!"

There was a crowd of people on the director's side, and some people recognized him as Boguzhai's young master, and they let him join the director without daring to stop him.The director was concentrating on watching the video in the video recorder at the moment, but Zhou Huang grabbed his sleeve when he didn't want to: "Director, I have something to tell you."

"What's the matter?" The director asked, seeing that it was Zhou Huang who came, suppressing the anger in his throat.

Zhou Huang didn't talk nonsense with him, and said, "You'd better stop shooting this script today, go back and check all the props carefully!" Zhou Huang pointed at the sniper on the roof of the house: "Who knows his Are the bullets real or fake? How terrible it would be if someone died in front of my house!"

"Don't be alarmist, our company has only had such an accident in the past [-] years!"

Yuning also squeezed in, and said lightly: "Okay, Ah Huang, let's go."

The corners of the director's mouth turned down slightly, showing his extreme displeasure: "Thank you for your reminder, but it was an accident just now, and there will be no more problems—we have hired experts for bullets, and there will be no problems."

Zhou Huang tugged at Yuning, his eyes were full of 'Oh my god, I don't want to see someone die at my doorstep! ' means, Yuning was stared helplessly by him, raised his eyes to look at the sniper, an invisible air current broke away from the aura around him, and flew towards the sniper on the roof.

The sniper lying on the eaves was blinded by a gust of wind coming out of nowhere, because the safety of the sniper rifle had already been opened because of filming, he moved his finger, only heard a gunshot, but nothing happened .The director glanced at them and raised his voice to ask, "What's the matter, sniper?"

"It's okay, I was blinded for a while, and my hand slipped." The sniper said loudly.

The director glanced at Yu Ning and the others with satisfaction: "Are you satisfied now?"

Yu Ning didn't speak, another airflow bullet flew out, the sniper felt a burst of force on his index finger, as if someone pressed the index finger down, the next second the gunshot rang out, The car glass of the hero and heroine was shattered.

There was silence in the arena, only the rapid breathing of the crowd.

The director's eyes were red, and he shouted: "What's going on! Sniper! What's going on—?!"