In the days when I was forced to become a Feng Shui master

no responsibility

The third day of the first lunar month, Xiaonian Dynasty, Chigou Day.

Yuning joined Mr. Mei and Gu Guoshi and ate another hot pot meal. The fat-fried meat with golden skin was added into the pot, and after a little cooking, it was so fresh that people's tongues could fall off.

After dinner, Mr. Mei told him to go to bed early today, and even let him do his homework for a day, and drove him back to his room.

Yu Ning pouted, because it was really early, after taking a shower, he secretly took a book and went to bed, planning to read novels on the bed.Fu Rong obviously saw the notebook in his hand, but she didn't stop him, she just pursed her lips and smiled.

Halfway through, he saw Fu Rong walking around the room, Yu Ning couldn't help asking curiously: "Fu Rong, what are you doing?"

"Master, the mouse is getting married today, and the slave is giving the mouse money." Furong said while putting some unfinished cakes in the corner of the room.Yu Ning was shocked when he heard that: "There are still mice in our house?"

"...Probably not." Fu Rong said with a smile: "This is the custom, so don't worry about it, Master, do you want to come together?"

"Okay." Yuning jumped out of bed, Fu Rong untied the sachet on her waist, motioned for Yuning to stretch out her hand, and when Yuning stretched out her hand, Fu Rong poured a handful of rice into his palm: "The young master sprinkled the rice in the corner of the room and immediately Can."

Man is a very vile creature, and at the beginning of man, his nature is evil.For example, a dog like Yuning, when he was a child, loved to mess around with flowers and grass, teasing cats and dogs, even when he saw a tree leaf on the side of the road, he would tear it off to play with, but as he got older, the sense of shame stopped him. Continue to do these nonsense things, and now there is a famous person who can call him Sammy, even if he is not young, he can't stop being happy.

Yu Ning held the handful of rice in his hand, and sprinkled it to the corner of the room with a splash. The white rice grains splashed on the ground, colliding and hitting each other. Looking at this scene, Yuning felt a strange sense of satisfaction in his heart.

How can a mere handful of rice satisfy Yuning?That's not good enough.

Yuning walked two or three steps in front of Furong, spread her hands again, and looked at her with burning eyes.

Fu Rong looked at his outstretched hands, and said dumbfoundedly, "Master!"

Yuning volunteered and said: "Furong, you have been busy for a year and you have worked hard, so go to rest early today...Give me the rice, if nothing else, I can still sprinkle my own room."

Fu Rong usually gets along with Yu Ning day and night, she doesn't know what Yun Ning thinks?Fortunately, she didn't have a big bag of tips, even if she poured them all out, it would only take three or four handfuls of rice, so she just let him play.Fu Rong handed the kit to Yuning, Yu Ning's eyes lit up, she took it with a smile, waved her hand and said, "Go back and rest."

Fu Rong smiled sweetly: "Your maidservant will leave."

As soon as Fu Rong left the house, Yuning turned upside down like the sky, grabbed a handful of rice from inside, and sprinkled it all around. The rice grains danced on the bluestone bricks, and Yu Ning sprinkled three Looking around, the kit is almost empty.Yuning simply took the kit bag and shook it around, and threw out the remaining few rice, then went back to the bed contentedly, and grabbed the book that he had just read halfway with his legs crossed, even the brows The word happy is written.

I don't know if it is related to the customs of the year, but Yu Ning really felt a little sleepy when he looked at it. He pulled the quilt and fell into a dreamland comfortably.

***

"Master! Master!" Yu Ning slept soundly, and was gently pushed awake.He hugged the quilt sleepily, opened his eyelids and glanced at the window. It was still dark outside, then he closed his eyes again, and muttered, "It's still dark...Fu Rong, what's the matter? "

Fu Rong pushed Yuning: "Master, it's time to wake up."

Yuning turned over, swearing to the death: "No, it's still dark, I must have been asleep for an hour, don't call me... let me sleep a little longer."

Furong pushed Yu Ning persistently: "Young Master! Mister is looking for you! Get up!"

"Master can't find me..." Yu Ning buried his head in the quilt: "...Master is his own, so he won't look for me before dawn! Why is it so dark, what's wrong with it, why do you want to find an apprentice? !"

"Young master! You should be angry if you don't care about Mr.! My lord is waiting for you!" Fu Rong was really helpless, and she couldn't go against the orders of the two masters, so she simply pulled the bottom of the pot and was thrown off by Yu Ning's quilt.

Yu Ning woke up in seconds, curled up her hands and feet and said, "Furong, you are getting bolder and bolder!"

Fu Rong pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Young servant is disrespectful, please punish me."

"Let me tell you, don't think that I dare not punish you!" Yu Ning came to his senses completely, turned over and sat up, and said unwillingly: "Next time I will definitely punish you...Master and Master come to me what's up?"

Fu Rong took a set of clothes from the side, and helped Yu Ning to put them on: "Master, you will know when you go."

Yuning was forced to get dressed, and without even taking a sip of water, Fu Rong put on a cloak and stuffed the stove and forced her out the door.As soon as he stepped out of the door, he was frozen by the cold wind outside and couldn't help sneezing.The night is always silent, only the bright moon shines alone, the bamboo curtains on both sides of the corridor are lowered, playing the moonlight indistinctly, because it is winter, there is not even the sound of insects, the silence is too quiet.

Looking at the dark sky, Yu Ning asked: "Furong, you can take me there directly, it's so cold, I don't want to go..."

Furong didn't respond.

"Furong?" Yu Ning looked back, his room door was tightly closed behind him, where is there any shadow of Furong?

Yuning was dumbfounded.

"...Furong?" Yu Ning shouted again, reaching out and trying to push the door.The door seemed to be blocked by something, and it didn't even move. "Fleur?!"

The cold wind blew, Yu Ning somehow, as if someone had blown a breath on the back of her neck, she couldn't help but get goosebumps. "Furong...? Where are you? Don't scare me, come out."

Still no answer.

"Come here? Where are the guards?" Yu Ning called out. The National Teacher's Mansion has always had one guard every ten steps, and there is no such thing as a situation where no one can be found, but tonight, there was none.Yu Ning didn't believe in evil, and boldly shouted: "Are the guards here?"

The surrounding night was quiet, and it seemed that Yu Ning was the only one left in the entire National Teacher's Mansion.

If there is anything wrong with modern youth, it is that they eat too much and are usually too idle, which leads to their rich imagination.Yu Ning saw that the door behind him was not moving at all, that Fu Rong was nowhere to be found, and even the guards were gone. In a flash, he had already thought of seven or eight scary stalks that would be at least R16 in the cinema. For example, would Mr. Mei never He ran over from a distance and pulled him away, telling him that something happened to the Guoshi Mansion, the family was destroyed, and everyone else died, and then he followed the master halfway, Gu Guoshi also appeared, and pulled him to say that Mr. Mei was the one who died That, the wronged soul was unwilling to take him to be buried with him, and told him to follow him.

Yu Ning shook his head, but still couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Prosperity, democracy, harmony, friendliness..."

It's a pity that after reading the eight-character mantra, there is still no one in the corridor - of course, it's better not to have half a person.

Yuning knew that the best way for her now was not to move around, just waiting here, but it seemed that she couldn't help herself and started to move.Yu Ning was so panicked that she wanted to control her feet, but found that it was useless. Her feet seemed to be consciously walking towards the courtyard where Mr. Mei and Gu Guoshi lived.

Yuning originally wanted to close his eyes and forget about it, anyway, his feet will walk automatically, so what do he want his eyes to do.After thinking about it, he felt that it was impossible. He could not see it when he closed his eyes, but he might encounter some kind of evil spirit at any time, and he would just walk forward stupidly.Among other things, Yu Ning is very confident in his brain, thinking that he should be able to scare himself to death before others do anything to him.

Not long after, Mr. Mei's yard arrived. Yu Ning gently pushed the door, and then breathed a sigh of relief - Mr. Mei and Gu Guoshi were sitting on the bench under the window, one left and one right as usual. , one person cooks tea and one person adjusts the fragrance.Both of them wore a dark red outer shirt today, Yu Ning seldom saw Mr. Mei dressed so brightly, but he was scared just now, so he didn't care so much.He stepped forward and sat at Mr. Mei's feet: "Master, master, what's the matter, why is there no one in the mansion?"

Upon hearing this, Gu Guoshi smiled and said, "Ah Yu is scared? You are all busy, so you can't find anyone."

"What can call Fu Rong away? Just as I turned my head, Fu Rong disappeared, which scared me enough." Yuning complained.

"Of course it's important." Mr. Mei put down the silver stick in his hand and said in a low voice.

"what's up?"

"You want to know?" Mr. Mei asked lightly.

"Hmm, so what's the matter?" Yu Ning asked curiously.

Gu Guoshi put down the teacup, got up from the bed, and walked to Yuning's side.He straightened his sleeves slowly, and said with a smile: "You got married today, don't you remember?"

Yuning's scalp was numb: "What marriage? I'm getting married? Why didn't I know?"

"The elder's order, the matchmaker's words, you have the right to speak?" Mr. Mei looked at Yu Ning and frowned and said, "Why are you still wearing this? Where's your wedding dress?"

"What happy clothes?" Yu Ning asked subconsciously, and then he saw Gu Guoshi pulled a piece of red cloth from nowhere, and put it on him: "It's done, that's it."

"Nonsense! How can Ah Yu get married so casually!"

"Isn't it just to get married? What's the big deal." Gu Guoshi blinked at Yu Ning: "If you don't wear this, why should we Ayu wear a phoenix crown and Xiapei? Are you right?"

"Yes, yes, Master is right." Yu Ning nodded again and again, he could no longer use numbness to describe his current feeling, he paused: "Master, Master...you two didn't take the wrong medicine, did you?"

"Presumptuous!" Mr. Mei scolded in a low voice: "The bride is about to enter the door, and she is still smiling here! From now on, you will be the one who has a family and a career, so be prudent and decent, and stop acting like a child!"

"Yuning, you are already 26, not sixteen, not six."

"But master, no matter how anxious you are to hug your grandson, why don't you tell me when I get married?"

"I'll tell you now." Gu Guoshi smiled at Yan Yan, when firecrackers sounded outside the door, Gu Guoshi said: "Okay, ok, the bride has come in, let's go to the main hall—we're going to worship heaven and earth."

"...I won't go!" Yu Ning was dragged away by Gu Guoshi for two steps, and after reacting, he quickly stopped and said, "Master, what's going on with you...you are so strange, don't scare me."

"I think you are becoming more and more unruly." Mr. Mei raised his hand, and at some point on both sides, two maidservants in green clothes came in. The maidservants in green clothes restrained Yuning one from the left and the other from the right, and couldn't tolerate him at all. break free.Mr. Mei said: "Send the young master to the front hall to worship!"

"Yes, sir."

After all, Mr. Mei and Gu Guoshi took the first step out of the room, and two maidservants in green clothes restrained Yu Ning and followed them out of the room.

The main hall has long been hung with red silk, and a big "囍" character is pasted on the wall of the lobby. The guests on both sides stood there dumbfounded. Seeing Mr. Mei and Gu Guoshi come in, it was as if the puppets had been turned on. He began to congratulate them: "Congratulations to Mr. Yu on his wedding! I wish Mr. Yu and his bride a happy marriage for a hundred years! Harmony!"

"Mr. Yu is overjoyed!"

"Congratulations on the wedding!"

Yu Ning was restrained and couldn't move: "Let me go!"

But no one paid attention to him.

Gu Guoshi saw that he was struggling fiercely, and said with a smile: "Tell the young master to be quiet, you will definitely get this marriage done today, Ayu."

"Yes." A maidservant in Tsing Yi stretched out her hand and tapped Yu Ning's ear, and Yu Ning was speechless.Yuning also guessed that he was probably dreaming now, but this dream was a bit weird, he tried biting the tip of his tongue, opening his eyes and other methods, but he was still in the dream, and there was no way to wake up.

——What the hell is this broken dream!

Mr. Mei and Gu Guoshi took their seats at the top, and the firecrackers outside rang again, and Xi Niang shouted: "The bride has entered—!"

Immediately afterwards, a bride with a phoenix coronet and a red hijab came in. The bride was a bit tall, and she didn't look like a woman. Yu Ning thought of what Furong said before going to bed about the "mouse marriage", and her eyes suddenly rolled The child jumped - he didn't want to marry a mouse!Not even dreaming!

Then he was ruthlessly pressed down to worship the heavens and the earth, and sent to the bridal chamber.

As soon as they arrived at the bridal chamber, the people around them retreated instantly, and the surrounding area was eerily quiet.Yu Ning anxiously looked at the bride who was sitting on the edge of the bed, he didn't dare to go forward to lift her hijab - he was afraid that he would see a mouse face when he opened it, and then his san value would break through in fright limit.While looking at each other in dismay, the bride suddenly moved.

Yu Ning took a big step back in fright, but fortunately, the bride just moved her body, and didn't rush forward with her bloody mouth as Yu Ning thought.I only heard the bride say: "Why don't you lift my hijab, sir?"

"……?"male?

The bride's voice was like ice hitting a jade spring, clear and pleasant, but also contained an indescribable sense of indifference and majesty, Yu Ning replied with a bitter face: "Can you not open it?"

"What did you say, sir?" The bride said slowly, the way he spoke was very strange, but it was full of a strange rhythm, this rhythm didn't seem to be irregular, on the contrary, there was a calmness in the way that Yu Ning couldn't describe A sense of dignity.

Yu Ning was like a concubine, knowing that she might not be able to avoid this test, so she covered her eyes with her hand very simply, making up her mind not to look at it: "Then open it yourself."

Immediately afterwards, a rustling sound was heard, and the bride asked again: "Why doesn't Mr. look at me? Do I look like nothing?"

It's not because I'm afraid that you look like nothing, but because I'm afraid that you look like a mouse!Yu Ning covered her eyes and said: "Just now my eyes were dazzled by the light, please let me take it easy."

Let me prepare myself mentally.

As soon as the words fell, Yu Ning's wrist was held by a hand.Yu Ning shivered subconsciously, it was a pair of hands, they should be male, with slender fingers, and the temperature was a bit low, but it is undeniable that they are human hands.That hand slowly and firmly pulled away Yu Ning's palm, revealing Yu Ning's closed eyes.

"Sir, don't move, let me see." The bride said in a low voice, Yu Ning felt that she was being pulled for two steps, her feet softened, and she sat on the edge of the bed, knee-to-toe with her.The bride let go of Yu Ning's wrist, and then those jade-like cold and slippery hands touched Yu Ning's eyelids, with a trace of coolness, slowly rubbing and pressing on Yu Ning's eyelids, After a while, he let go of his hand and said, "Okay, sir, open your eyes and try?"

At this time, Yuning's mind has evolved to the point that the bride may not have a mouse face, but a dead face with bleeding from all seven orifices. He didn't dare to open his eyes at all, and shook his head indiscriminately: "No, no, no."

There was silence in the room for a while, and the bride said quietly: "Since the husband doesn't want to see me, I will put out the candles, the auspicious time has come, you and I can consummate the house!"

"..." No, he refused to have an 18R dream with horror and supernatural elements!

Before Yuning had time to refuse, he felt the hands move down and began to pull his belt.In the 18R horror dream and the simple horror dream, Yu Ning decided to have the best of both worlds, and took the lesser of both, and grabbed the other's wrist, summoned up the courage to open his eyes and said, "Wait a minute..."

What catches the eye is not the mouse face or bloody face that Yu Ning imagined.It was a very beautiful face, with long eyebrows and phoenix eyes, and a beautiful appearance. The most beautiful person Yu Ning has ever seen in his life is Lan Xiao, but the person in front of him is still inferior to Lan Xiao in appearance. Second, the majesty is unpredictable in imposing manner, and one can tell at a glance that he is a person in a high position.Maybe it was too big a gap with the appearance in mind, Yu Ning asked in a daze: "You... who are you?!"

The other party smiled slightly: "Who am I? Sir, you really don't know?"

"Why do I..." Before Yu Ning finished speaking, a person beside him said sarcastically, "Of course sir doesn't know who you are."

Yu Ning looked sideways in response, and there was actually one more person in the wedding room where there were only two people.It was a gentlemanly and handsome man, wearing a very formal black sacrificial robe with twelve coats of arms embroidered on it. Seeing Yuning's eyes, he smiled soothingly and continued to taunt: "You are just a dead party." Do you have the nerve to occupy the seat in the main room of Mister?"

"How are you better than me?" The bride sneered and said, "You are just a disgraced person who has been shelved, how dare you act presumptuously in front of me?"

"Oh? Some people have already regarded themselves as the main wife." The handsome man glanced at the bride with disgust: "A dignified man is actually wearing a woman's wedding dress. He is not ashamed at all."

"It's better than some people can only wear powder."

"What did you say?! How dare you say it again!"

"Am I still afraid that you won't make it? I just said that some people can only wear powder." The bride gave the handsome man a cold look, and looked at Yuning: "Sir, don't be afraid, I will drive this person away. So as not to spoil our bridal chamber candles."

"No no no..." Yu Ning repeatedly refused, "Who are you? Who is he?"

"..."

"..."

"Huh." At this moment, someone suddenly laughed again: "Don't you dare to say it? You can say it if you have the ability."

Yu Ning turned his head again, and there was a snow-white boy sitting on the bed not far behind him, he was only fourteen or fifteen years old, not too young but not too big, with a rebellious look in his eyes, he laughed and said: " Why are both of them dumb? What are you talking about? I am the one who has been with Mr. the longest, and you two dare to act presumptuously in front of me?"

Another person said: "Obviously I came first..."

Yu Ning went to look again, it was a beautiful woman in red, sitting on the piano case and playing the piano: "Everything should be done first come first..."

"First come, first come first? Mister doesn't see you once a year, what use are you for?"

"How are you better than me? You are also a fallen person in the world, so why are you so sarcastic about me?"

"Humph!"

"Wait, who are you guys?!" Yu Ning was agitated by their quarrel, and asked.

A pair of hands suddenly embraced him, Yu Ning looked up, it was a man with slightly darker skin, strange appearance, tall stature, surrounding Yu Ning as if he was hugging a child, he was in Yu Ning's arms. Ning blew in his ear, and seeing goosebumps on Yu Ning, he said, "Your Majesty is really ruthless. After I left, I have never seen you again."

Yu Ning subconsciously wanted to break free from his embrace, but was snatched away by the bride. The bride gave him a sideways look: "Since you are the one who sent it away, you have to look like one who was sent away, Yulong, you are presumptuous."

"Presumptuous is presumptuous, I am the gentleman's man."

"Okay, stop arguing." At this time, a man in Tsing Yi walked in from the door, with clear features, holding a white and fat doll that looked like a New Year's painting in his hand: "How can you be so noisy in front of Mr.?"

He walked up to Yuning, bowed to salute, and even bowed the fat baby in his arms in a dignified manner: "Lichi/Yuou have met Mr."

"...Lychee? Jade lotus root?" Yu Ning was full of ominous premonition, he pointed to the strange man who was hugging him before: "...Yulong?"

The handsome man smiled, and stepped forward to hold Yu Ning's hand: "Mister, do you know? I'm King Wen... I hope that Mr. can ask me to be by Mr.'s side as soon as possible." After finishing speaking, he glared at the bride.

The bride nodded, with a hint of invincibility in her eyes: "My name is Qingcang, and it is my honor to always be by your side."

Suddenly, someone coughed lightly, and that person, also wearing a bright red robe, walked in slowly.Seeing all kinds of men and women in Yuning's room, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows. "Yu Ning?"

……

"Young Master? Young Master?" Fu Rong saw Yu Ning tossing and turning on the bed, opened the curtain and saw that Yu Ning was sweating coldly, just woke up from a dream.

Yu Ning was woken up alive by fright. As soon as Yu Ning opened his eyes, he saw Fu Rong standing beside him as in a dream, which made his heart tremble. "Fleur?"

"It's the servant girl, is the young master having a nightmare?"

After hearing this, Yu Ning remembered and raised her hand to wipe her forehead, her hand was covered with slippery cold sweat. "I seem to have had an incredible nightmare..."

Yu Ning turned over and wanted to sit up to ask for a glass of water, but suddenly felt his heart sink. He lifted the quilt and saw that the Sapphire Canglong Seal that had been placed beside the pillow was pinched by him at some point, because he was lying on his side just now, The hand naturally hung down on his heart.

... No wonder it was a nightmare.

Furong opened the curtain and opened the window, and what came into view was a piece of silver.

"It's the fourth day of the lunar new year. Young master, get up quickly, today we have to meet God..."

"Stop, stop!" Yu Ning glared at Fu Rong, and said, "From now on, you are strictly forbidden to tell me anything about gods and ghosts! Just do what you want! Don't tell me—!"