Profiler: Crime Scene

"Stupid human being!" Lu Yuanli said, "You actually want to debate legal provisions with your legal tutor! I'm really a little suspicious now, how did you get here?! According to the laws of country M, people who have reached the age of 16 can You can obtain a driver's license and allow you to work and file tax returns, that is, work legally; after reaching the age of 21, in the legal definition, you are an independent individual.

So, according to your logic, people between the ages of 16 and 21 are not teenagers, are they?Or do you think that it is illegal for people within this range to work? ! "

Jiao Yang realized that he had made a slip of the tongue for a moment, and he caught the loophole. He said in a low voice, "I'm just used to thinking about problems according to Chinese laws... You have to be 18 years old to work officially in China. Between 16 and 18 years old, you belong to Underage workers. Although you can go to work, the company that hires you must have applied to the Labor Bureau. The relevant procedures for using underage workers are not allowed for individuals. Then you must not have this procedure..."

"Which country are you standing on now? Why, do you still need me to explain the applicable jurisdiction to you, such a basic common sense question?!"

Lu Yuanli crossed his hands, looked at him with a smile, and said, "If this is in class, I have the right to ask you to at least stand up in class! Besides, you should feel lucky that although I am strict with myself, I am still very tolerant towards students Yes. If you are unlucky and meet other professors who are stricter with students, you may still be punished!"

"What?!" Jiao Yang was stunned and said, "What age is it, and you can still punish students physically?!"

"Of course!"

Lu Yuanli said solemnly: "Come on, let your tutor explain these basic knowledge to you. Although this is actually the job of a teaching assistant, I am in a good mood today, so I don't care about these things with you. It's already 2019, but In this country, there are still more than a dozen states that allow corporal punishment of students. Fortunately, we are among them. Corporal punishment includes: standing, twisting ears, and even kneeling. And..."

Lu Yuanli smiled and said, "Currently the most commonly used method of corporal punishment is still to hit the students' buttocks with a short wooden paddle. For this reason, they also formed a standard corporal punishment posture of bending over to support the table or knees!"

Book that, spanking?Did he come to some native African country and still stay in the era of slave society? !Jiao Yang's head was covered in cold sweat, and he felt the thunder rolling in the sky. He shouted, "Isn't this the most free and democratic country in M? How can there be such 100-year-old regulations? This is ridiculous!"

"NONONO! This is not a rule, this is the law!" Lu Yuanli smiled and said, "So, I kindly remind you, whether in class or in private, you'd better be careful when talking to me, and don't make mistakes easily! Otherwise , I can physically punish you at any time... Well, speaking of it, I don’t have this board yet! I don’t know if I can deliver it. I’m completely out of script, I haven’t paid attention to the inside of the podium before, maybe it will be distributed in school?!”

Seeing that he was so happy that he was almost rubbing his hands together, Jiao Yang said speechlessly: "You also like to punish students physically, and you want to avenge yourself?!"

"Don't say that!"

Lu Yuanli smiled and said, "I just suddenly felt that this kind of education method is actually not bad, maybe I can give it a try!"

Jiao Yang froze for a moment, feeling like he was on a pirate ship by mistake. "I... I'm going to pack my luggage!"

"Okay, wash the dishes for me when I come back later, didn't you say you want to stop waste for me!"

In fact, Jiao Yang didn't have many things, so he changed the sheets, connected his laptop, put down the reference books, and came out.

Jiao Yang walked around the kitchen, but didn't find any dishes to be washed, so he asked Lu Yuanli where the things he needed to wash were.

Lu Yuanli said casually, "Find it yourself!"

The problem is such a big villa, where can I find a few bowls?Jiao Yang didn't bother to talk to him, and thought of him saying that there was a housekeeping robot in the basement, so he wanted to check it out.

There is also a door lock in the basement, but fortunately Jiao Yang took the remote control and went down.

"what?!"

It was full of messy things, there was almost nowhere to go, and there was a strong musty smell.That's okay, but when Jiao Yang turned on the light, he was almost startled when he saw a tall, gray-faced man.Jiao Yang took a closer look, only to find that this man in a spacesuit was a robot, presumably it was the "William" that Lu Yuanli mentioned.

Jiao Yang adjusted it a bit, maybe Lu Yuanli bought it when he came here, and there is still some battery left.The robot buzzed with a blue light, and the whole thing lit up, "Hello, Mr. Lu, I'm William, and I'm honored to serve you. Wait a minute...you're not Mr. Lu, who are you?!"

Is it so smart?Can you still identify the owner? !Jiao Yang was a little surprised and couldn't react for a while.

The robot immediately issued a piercing alarm sound, "It is reasonable to suspect that you are an illegal intruder, please leave Mr. Lu's house immediately, and I will call the police after more than 1 minute..."

Jiao Yang couldn't laugh or cry, so he frantically pressed the switch of the robot.Unexpectedly, he couldn't close it even after pressing it a few times.

William yelled: "It's been more than 1 minute, please leave immediately, or I will shoot! According to the M country, all illegal intruders can be shot and killed legally under threat..."

Book that!Absolutely, this is really set according to his hobbies and personality, right?This accent is too much like Lu Yuanli!

"Hey?!" Jiao Yang was feeling emotional when he suddenly saw that William's right hand was really raised, and it emitted a sharp red light, which looked quite threatening.

Jiao Yang was stunned, don't let it be a destructive weapon like a ray or a laser gun, right? !Fortunately, Jiao Yang studied the structure of the robot first, and quickly pulled the battery box away.

After Lu Yuanli threw the robot into the basement, he left it alone, and his power reserve was basically exhausted.Jiao Yang pulled out the battery box, and when the blue light went off, William lost his voice.

Jiao Yang breathed a sigh of relief, and turned around to see a large resin storage box in the corner behind him, emitting a strange sour smell.

Dark basement, this is not a hidden room to hide corpses... Jiao Yang's scalp tingled, he took a fishing rod and opened the cover, and found a large pile of exquisite bone china tableware, used of course The ones that haven't been cleaned yet...Jiao Yang really had a headache, so he had to carry them up first.

After Jiao Yang washed the pile of tableware, when he came to the living room on the third floor, Lu Yuan left the TV to make background music, and was sitting on the sofa reading a classic literary masterpiece "Crime and Punishment".

"Do you like to watch this?" Jiao Yang said, "Is it good? I really can't get into it, and I haven't finished it after watching it dozens of times."

"looks good!"

Lu Yuanli said casually: "The psychological description is very good, I have read it dozens of times, if you have nothing to do, just look it up!"

Jiao Yang scratched his head unconsciously, are all the professors of criminal psychology so awesome...

Lu Yuan absent-mindedly pressed the remote control, Jiao Yang suddenly saw the scene of the extremists playing in the square flashed on the TV, and hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, watch this!"

"Huh?" Lu Yuanli then turned his head and glanced at the screen, "I've seen it a long time ago, didn't I say they would continue, what's so strange?"

"Are you looking at the key point?!" Jiao Yang said: "There is a picture of you in the freeze frame here, and they want to take revenge on you! Seriously, I didn't even know that day, how dare you rush out?!"

"You lost your memory again?"

Lu Yuanli smiled and said, "Didn't you come out to attack them first?!"

Jiao Yang shook his head and said, "Anyway, it's too dangerous for you to live by yourself, you should hire some bodyguards! It's not a problem for you financially..."

"Why live alone?!"

Lu Yuanli said seriously: "Isn't you already here with me?!"

Jiao Yang said helplessly: "Please, the other party is an extremist with heavy weapons! What do I do?!"

"Is it useless?"

Lu Yuanli smiled and said, "Then why did you rush out to stop them that day?!"

Jiao Yang said seriously: "I'm an active policeman, and I'm here just to study! I haven't forgotten my duty, no matter which country I'm in, I can't just watch the murderer slaughter innocent people!"

"Me too. So, what's the fuss!" Lu Yuanli said casually, "If you can't stop murders and fight crimes by confronting criminals directly, why do you need to learn criminal psychology? What qualifications do I have?" , standing on the podium, talking to you?!"

Jiao Yang paused, and said, "Is your housekeeping robot able to defend? Why don't we charge William and put it at the door?!"

"To shut up!"

Lu Yuanli said: "Do you know that you are as annoying as William now? Do you also want to stay in the basement?! I'm hungry, hurry up and cook for me!"

Jiao Yang was taken aback. Lu Yuanli was really... arrogant, arrogant, venomous, indifferent, moody, yet kind-hearted, with a strong sense of justice.He didn't know how to describe it. These seemed to be contradictory.

Moreover, the trouble is that these characteristics of Lu Yuanli seem to have more complicated meanings to him.It was only the first day he moved in, and Lu Yuanli didn't even have any politeness, so he ordered him around very smoothly and without any psychological burden.Maybe it's because I live here for free?Although it was said before that he would do housework for Lu Yuanli to offset the rent, but in practice, he still felt weird and uncomfortable.

There is no distinction between high and low occupations, and there is nothing shameful in the service industry or manual labor.However, it seems a little shameful to serve only one person?Intellectually speaking, Jiao Yang certainly knew that this was wrong, was it because of Lu Yuanli's superior attitude?Or was it just because the object was Lu Yuanli? !