Profiler: Crime Scene

"No, no..."

Although he is a policeman, in China, even a criminal policeman does not wear a gun unless he is on a mission and during other working hours.Even when he was in China, his colleagues deliberately emphasized the issue that everyone in country M has a gun, but Jiao Yang still felt a little awkward and uncomfortable when someone casually pulled out a gun and pointed it at him.

Subconsciously, Jiao Yang dodged, half-shrunk behind the door frame, and avoided the black muzzle, "Excuse me, are you Mr. Lu? This time I'm not delivering a courier, but here to repair the water pipe. Didn't you call for maintenance service?" ?”

"So you are Hugo, you fool? Sure enough, you are as stupid as your name!"

Lu Yuanli put away his pistol, "Why didn't you say it earlier, come in."

What is a fool? !Although he was very angry when people said that, but Jiao Yang thought that he had found the wrong place again and again, and really disturbed the other party, so it's okay...

"Hey, Mr. Lu, why are you? Are you okay? Are you injured?!"

Jiao Yang was blocked by the shadow of the door frame just now, and then he realized that the young man wearing sunglasses seemed to be the one who saved the child in the evening.

"I do not know what you're talking about."

Seeing that he didn't seem to want to mention it, Jiao Yang was a little puzzled, but now, it seems that he should be busy with his work first, and then chatting?

As soon as he entered, he looked anxiously at the living room on the first floor... No, the huge multicolored glass rose window in the hall instantly seemed to be in Notre Dame de Paris or Milan Cathedral, and the suffocating sense of religious oppression came over his face.

Jiao Yang followed him to the kitchen, where there was already an inch of water on the ground.

The repair instructions said the water pipe had burst.But within an hour, this Mr. Lu didn't take any remedial measures... He just didn't pick up a basin or anything.

Jiao Yang remembered what Joanna said, this house is a cultural relic of hundreds of years, even regardless of the age, the six-story building with a steeple is also very valuable, rich and willful!

Jiao Yang took out tools, closed the main water pipe valve in the building, then removed the broken section of pipe, and replaced it with a temporary replacement plastic pipe...

"Wait a minute, stop!"

Lu Yuanli said: "Is there something wrong with your brain, or a cognitive impairment caused by the loss of optic nerves? Look at what that piece of shit you replaced? Does it match here? It's too ugly !"

"Uh……"

What's wrong with the brain = broken brain, cognitive impairment caused by loss of vision = blindness... holding a rubber water pipe in his hand, Jiao Yang, who has been lowering his head and concentrating on repairing the valve, is almost blinded.No matter how good-tempered he is, he can't help being scolded by someone pointing his nose like this.

Jiao Yang stood up and said, "Mr. Lu, you have to purchase the replacement consumables yourself. Ours is just a temporary replacement product. Of course, because there is an additional charge, if you are not satisfied, you don't have to use it. "

"Then you mean, let me drive out to buy water pipes at this time?"

Lu Yuanli said: "Even if you don't know how precious my time is, you should know that more than 90% of the shops are closed now!"

"So Mr. Lu, you mean..."

Jiao Yang said neither humble nor overbearing: "Do you still want to use this water pipe? Or, do you want to continue to repair it, or keep it as it is?"

"Use it."

Lu Yuanli thought for a while, and said, "Go to the market tomorrow, show me the video, and help me buy something that fits the overall decoration style."

Why?Jiao Yang was taken aback, how could someone be so arrogant and fussy, taking other people's help and kindness for granted? !

"What are you looking at?" Lu Yuanli said, "It's not that I won't pay you! Oh, that's right..."

Lu Yuanli took out a hundred-dollar bill and threw it to Jiao Yang, "It says on the homepage of the website that your wages are forty per hour, and the replacement pipe is ten dollars. It's less than an hour now, take the 100 yuan, and the rest Make a tip, don't look for it!"

Jiao Yang looked at the hundred-yuan bills falling to the ground, feeling speechless. It's only 100 yuan, and it's not a million dollar bill. As for pulling it like [-] million? !

Seeing Jiao Yang standing there in a daze, Lu Yuanli took off his sunglasses and looked at him, saying, "Young man, it seems that you haven't been smoothed by this society yet. However, you will soon You know, dignity cannot be eaten as food."

Book, what is this line from a bitter drama from the last century? !Only then did Jiao Yang see his appearance clearly, and he couldn't help but startled for a moment. This man looked about his own age, and was dressed in a fashionable way. Why did he sound like an unearthed cultural relic when he opened his mouth?And you are still young, how old are you? !

In order to hide his embarrassment, Jiao Yang bit his lip, bent down and picked up the hundred-yuan bill on the ground, then took out a 50-yuan bill and handed it to Lu Yuanli, "I don't want your tip. But, you can give me a tip." Take a look, is your pistol?!"

There is a saying here that a pistol is a man's genitals.look at my gun?interesting.Lu Yuanli said, "Young man, have you just arrived in country M? Are you sure you want to see my gun?"

Although when he said this, his face was still expressionless and cold, but the "gun" does have that kind of meaning. He and his colleagues have joked with each other before... Thinking of what he said, it is possible With that meaning, Jiao Yang's face turned red instantly.Still, for a military enthusiast, it's so appealing to be able to see that gun, even if it's just a replica!This little sarcasm is nothing!

Jiao Yang lowered his head unconsciously, blushing and said: "Indeed, sure..."

As a university teacher whose research direction is psychology, Lu Yuanli grasped his intention in an instant.However, boys who can still blush these days are really rare.Especially in country M, it is even rarer than giant pandas in mainland China.Lu Yuanli calmed down and said, "Then, you will go tomorrow and buy me a suitable water pipe?"

"This one……"

Jiao Yang was a little hesitant, he had to deliver the courier tomorrow.Jiao Yang quickly calculated the allocation of time, nodded and said: "If you are still willing to touch that gun for me..."

In his early twenties, 150 feet [-] inch, [-] pounds, light-colored hair and pupils in the Asian population, tall and thin, with a pleasant voice, neatly dressed, responsive, serious and responsible.Moreover, it seems that in the aesthetics of oriental people, he looks pretty good.Out of professional habits, Lu Yuanli quickly made a character sketch for the boy standing opposite.

A vague smile floated on Lu Yuanli's face, "Young man, are you serious? You still want to touch my gun with your own hands?!"

An extremely sensitive thing like a gun is indeed only communicated among the most familiar people.His request was too abrupt.But, it's that gun!Jiao Yang felt a little careless right now, and said bravely, "Yes... yes!"

In fact, seeing his nodding subconsciously, Lu Yuanli knew that he really wanted to see that gun.Even if he doesn't agree to his new request, he will agree.However, that sentence makes sense, you won't lose a piece of meat even if you touch it, right?

"If you take a look at a gun worth more than 500 million yuan, it's fair to charge fifty dollars, isn't it?"

Lu Yuanli thought about it and said, "Okay, deal!"

"What, 500 million... are you talking about US dollars?!"

Jiao Yang opened his mouth subconsciously, and quickly made a calculation. Is this the real thing? !

Lu Yuanli took the wrinkled money comfortably, and under the eyes of the boy with amber eyes almost drooling, he slowly unfastened the gun from his belt clip.

"Whoa..."

It's so beautiful... Jiao Yang watched him unload the magazine with a cool wave of his hand. The bullets flowed in his palm one by one like a string of moonlight and a wisp of smoke, and he was stunned.Even the bullets are the original smoky gray material!

There are only two M1911 space pistols in the world, and the price is as high as 500 million yuan.Because this gun uses the most special and scarce materials.The manufacturing material is meteoric iron from outer space, which is extremely hard and far harder than diamonds.More than 90% of the gun body is made of meteoric iron. The smoky gray gun body is covered with gorgeous and unrepeatable metal crystal patterns, which looks unparalleled in beauty.

Jiao Yang subconsciously stretched out his hand, Lu Yuanli put away the bullet in his right hand, twitched his left index finger, a silver-gray smoke appeared from the body of the gun, and said solemnly, "You won't just run away after you snatch him?"

"Of course not!"

Jiao Yang walked to the door and hung the door with a chain from the inside, "Look, I can't run even if I want to!"

The two couldn't help looking at each other and smiling, Lu Yuanli handed him the M1911, "You want it."

He laughed, like the first ray of morning light shining on the rose window...Jiao Yang froze for a moment, took the space pistol with trembling hands, and stroked it carefully.To be able to see this gun and even touch it!What kind of luck did he have today? !

This gentle touch is as loving and cherishing as touching a lover's face.Lu Yuanli looked at him with a half-smile, wondering what would he promise me if I promised to give him this gun? !

Then, Jiao Yang fondled the pistol repeatedly, while Lu Yuanli continued to look at it with great interest. The way he looked at the pistol...

After a long time, Jiao Yang felt it himself, and he returned the pistol to Lu Yuanli in embarrassment, "Thank you, Mr. Lu, I will definitely find time to change the water pipe tomorrow!"

Jiao Yang walked out of the villa, and when he was driving the key at the door, he bent down involuntarily to look at the heavy black wooden door.Gorgeous golden pointed arches and ribbed vaults, this is the third time he has been here in one day.It looks fine during the day, but at night, it is even more mysterious.

One can't help but suspect that everything he saw just now, such as the young and handsome hostess with a pale and bloodless complexion, and the pistol worth 500 million US dollars that he casually pulled out were all hallucinations.

The next day, Jiao Yang continued to deliver couriers on his scooter.The host family treated him very well, the environment was warm and comfortable, and he found a suitable job. Jiao Yang felt that he was quite lucky.