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There used to be two Immortal Banban, no, no, let me say it again.

A long time ago, there were two immortal cultivators who experienced many (many) things together, and the story begins from the day they met.

……

Pedestrians on the street crowded in front of the notice board in front of it. It was not surprising that Li Yixing stepped forward to take a look at the new notice posted by the government this morning.

A lot of people gathered in front of it, and they all moved up to the top.Li Yixing couldn't see clearly what was written on the notice board, so he could only move forward a little bit through the crowd to get a closer look.

"Let it go (let it go), let it go."

In the middle of the huge notice board, there was only a piece of white paper the size of a palm, with densely written words on it, and a red stamp in the lower right corner was indeed issued by the government.

Li Yixing frowned, and whispered to himself: "Recently, someone discovered... What mountain (what mountain)? There are many dead bodies, fearing the evil spirits, please don't rush into the... mountain."

There was a word he couldn't recognize, but it was written on the paper——闹山.

In fact, Li Yixing had read some books before and knew some characters, but some common characters were fine, but he didn't know some uncommon characters.

For Li Yixing, it is also a pity that he did not study hard when he was young.But regret is regret, but if he is asked to read it now, he feels that it is better to forget it.

Li Yixing looked at the word for a long time, thinking to himself: What kind of word is this?Wang Shan?eight mountains?Wang Bashan? ... The bastard?What the hell name.

Li Yixing couldn't read anyway, and he didn't struggle with how to pronounce the words. He would find out when he asked around on the road. "It's up to you to see what kind of monsters and ghosts they are, where they can act as (mischief)."

Li Yixing was still standing on the notice board, thinking about his next move.

A person also squeezed up from behind to look at the notice. Although the notice board is large, the paper used to write the message occupies a small space, so if you really want to see what is written on it, you have to look closely.

Unfortunately, the person behind couldn't stand still and staggered, and stepped on Li Yixing's foot when he came up.

"..."

Li Yixing subconsciously let out a "hiss..." and turned his head to look at the culprit beside him.

The man was shorter than himself and was looking at the notice board with a bowed body. Li Yixing only saw the top of his head.

Maybe that person didn't notice that he stepped on someone, and nothing happened when he looked at the sign.

Want to act like nothing happened?How can it be?

Li Yixing raised his voice and said: "I said little brother, did I hurt your feet (did I make your feet feel uncomfortable)?

Li Yixing is a master who can't afford to suffer when he urinates, and it is even more unacceptable if he encounters a secret loss for no reason.Although he is a martial arts practitioner with a bit of a temper, he would not directly attack this matter. He still understands the principle of courtesy first and then soldiers. Let me remind you by making indirect remarks, and never thought that what I said would be yin and yang if it was heard by others.

The man came to his senses at this moment, because he lowered his head to read the notice and heard someone talking to him above his head, so he looked up belatedly.

Li Yixing was stunned for a second or two, and his eyes straightened a little, because... It's been a long time since I saw such an obedient girl.

The person in front of him was wearing a dark blue black-edged cross-collar, he was holding a dust whisk in his hand, and his head was half-rolled with a sandalwood hairpin. His buns were hanging slightly, and part of his black hair was scattered down the back, with willow-like eyebrows. There is a smile.

She disguised herself as a man, thinking that others would not be able to see it, but she could see it when she opened her eyes.If Li Yixing had to ask if there were any other words to describe it, it would still be—begging to be good.

Seeing that he didn't respond, Han Lingzi knew what was going on just by looking at his expression, so he silently turned his head and continued to read the notice.

Han Lingzi had a weak constitution since she was a child. When she was young, she had a high fever that lasted for several days, which eventually led to her hearing loss and deafness.The body is thinner than normal people, plus the appearance is elegant, when I was a child, I was joked by my brothers: "If you don't look carefully, you really think it's a girl."

In the past, Han Lingzi would be angry and retort a few words, but after all these years, he has gotten used to it, and no matter what others think or say, he will not pay attention to it.

Han Lingzi waited to see what was written on it, turned around and left without stopping.

Li Yixing looked at the back of the man leaving, and didn't deliberately chase after him.This time I should also feast my eyes, because it is always bad to chase after people who have never met before, so I had to talk to each other.

Li Yixing squeezed out from the crowd, since he decided to go to that Wang Bashan, he better ask the way first, after all, he is not familiar with the place here.

He looked around and saw a noodle stall in front of him, so he walked over.

When you ask for directions, you need to find local people, and those who set up stalls on the street are most likely local.

As Li Yi walked closer, a fat, bearded middle-aged man with some flour on his neck put the cut noodles into the pot and put the lid on it.Seeing someone coming, he smiled and said, "Guest officer, how about a bowl?"

Li Yixing squeezed the purse, shook his head and said, "No, I'll just ask for directions."

The noodle stall owner was not displeased after hearing this, but was attracted by Li Yixing's accent.

"Guest officer, are you from there?"

Li Yixing scratched the back of his head and said, "The land of Bashu."

Li Yixing also went out of Shu when he was young, but over the years, he still brings some local dialect when he goes out.

The owner of the noodle stall nodded and said, "No wonder it's so special. My wife has a distant cousin who is also from Bashu."

Li Yixing kept a smile on his face, and thought to himself: I want to listen to your mother-in-law's (wife) distant cousin, I'm the eldest brother who came to ask for directions.

Although Li Yixing thought so in his heart, he couldn't say it, but the noodle stall owner was still talking.

Couldn't bear it anymore, Li Yixing interrupted: "I'm sorry, I just came to ask Halu (ask all the way)."

"You ask, you ask."

Li Yixing thought for a while, and said, "Is there (is there) a place called Wangshan and Bashan, or Wangbashan near here?"

The noodle stall owner looked troubled, as if he didn't understand, Li Yixing was going to say it slowly, but the noodle stall owner suddenly reacted and said: "There is no Wangshan nearby, but... there is a place called Bashan. "

Li Yixing repeated: "Bashan?

"Yes, Lashan."

"That should be that Tata (that place), dare to ask how to get there?"

"All the way to the south and then to the east." The noodle stall owner gestured to the direction of the street, and Li Yixing felt like a headache (headache). , because I can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south.

Li Yixing analyzed it by himself, and reluctantly repeated his words, saying: "Should we cut from here, close up and turn (go down here, go to the end, turn)?"

"Boss! Is the noodles ready?"

The owner of the noodle stall was still talking a few words, but suddenly being urged by other guests, he remembered the noodles in the pot, and quickly opened the lid to scoop out the noodles and put seasonings.

To Li Yixing who was standing beside him, he shook his head and said, "Don't say it, don't say it."

"..."

Li Yixing looked up at the sky, and it was gradually getting dark.If I think about it, I'd better find an inn here to stay, and tomorrow I'll ask other people where Bashan is, and it won't be too late to enter the mountain.It is also dangerous to enter the mountains at night, so it is better to come here in the dark (leisurely).

Li Yixing carried a long sword on his back, and held his somewhat shy purse, walking along the street and watching.See if there is an inn to stay in, but after taking two steps, I feel the wind on the soles of my feet.

I stopped and looked up, and it turned out that the edge of the sole was worn through.

Li Yixing couldn't help being helpless, and sighed: "It's no wonder, the soles of my feet are going for a drive (exposed to the wind), cough... super is super, empty bag."

It is common to wear out your shoes after traveling through mountains and rivers for many years, but every time you have no money.But if you ask Li Yixing when he will be rich—every year.

What else can I do now?I can only buy a pair of shoes first and say, wait to see if there are any (almost) rooms in that inn.

Li Yi walked to the shoe stall.An old woman in her seventies took a small bench and was still holding shoe soles beside the paving.The paving is very simple, just put shoes on a piece of cloth and start selling on the side of the street.

The old lady only came out at noon, and she didn't open for a whole day. She was thinking about finishing what she had in hand, and went back before no one was there.

In fact, the old lady is not forced by life to come out to pay for the soles of her shoes. On the contrary, the mother in the family is kind and filial, and she enjoys it happily.The son also told her not to come out, but this person can't be free, and if he is free, he will easily get sick.Going out to sell shoes is also a way to pass the time.

Li Yixing looked at the shoes on the ground, left and right.Seeing someone coming, the old woman slowly put down her needlework, got up halfway, pointed to the shoes in front of her, and said softly and kindly, "Young man, what do you want? Just look at it."

"I want……"

"……Um?"

"Most related."

The old lady didn't understand, the accent of the visitor was obviously not from the local area: "What?"

Seeing that the old woman frowned tightly, she probably didn't understand what he said, Li Yixing thought for a while and changed the way of saying: "Just... just give me the cheapest pair."

"..."

In fact, the style and material of the shoes are not important to Li Yixing, the important thing is that he has no money, so he hastily picked a pair of shoes that fit his size and will wear them.

Li Yi walked all the way, also asked many inns, and finally found the cheapest one.

"Do you want to be a guest officer or stay in a hotel?"

"Staying in the hotel, this is the cheapest room of yours. It's not the kind of exposed wind and rain. How much is it for a night?"

"what?"

“Worst room ever.”

Xiao Er looked Li Yixing up and down, and said hesitantly, "Twenty Wen."

In fact, Li Yixing's appearance is not bad, he is upright and handsome.Her hair is tied up high, and she is wearing a gray-bottomed white-flowered robe. Her eyebrows are rather thick and her hair is not strewn with hair. Her eyes are starry, big and energetic. At first glance, she is upright, calm and trustworthy. The elders like this very much. kind.A long sword is carried on the shoulder, and the hilt is engraved with dark patterns of falling clouds. It seems to be an ancient sword with a long history and quite a history.

Of course, if he is like this, no one will think that he is a master without money.He was deeply sorry himself for that, and had a deceptive face.

I saw Li Yixing said straightforwardly: "Okay, give me a room."

"..."

This small store has two floors, the second floor is some upper-class rooms and upper-class rooms, and Li Yixing's room lives on the stairs between the first and second floors.

At first, Li Yixing thought that a room worth twenty cents would be too bad.However, the reality was better than expected. Although there was only one bed and one table in the room, it was clean and bright enough.

The only downside is that the food must be eaten in the hall outside, instead of being delivered to the room, the wash water and tea will be served by yourself, and you will be responsible for any accidents.

In fact, that's right, do you still want someone to pay you for the accommodation fee of [-] Wen?

Li Yixing didn't pay much attention to these things, and when it was completely dark at night, Li Yixing had already packed up his things and made the bed, and was about to wash up and go to bed to doze off.

Li Yixing took the wooden basin he had begged from Xiao Er from the store, filled up clean water, and was bringing it back to the room to wash his face.

However, before entering the room, Li Yixing suddenly saw (saw) a familiar figure on the stairs, and was about to go up the stairs to the second floor.

Isn't it the girl who disguised herself as a man during the day, hey (beautiful) girl?It's really fate, and we can meet each other again, it must be fate.

Li Yixing ignored the water basin in his hand, and went directly to the bottom of the stairs, shouting: "Fortunately, my sister, we can still meet here."

Han Lingzi turned around and looked down, seeing Li Yixing standing under the stairs holding a water basin.Looking at the closed mouth, Han Lingzi was a little confused and didn't understand what he was saying at all.

I didn't understand the first half of the sentence, and I didn't understand the second half of the sentence.