The male god blushed after being slapped in the face live

The sun was beautiful, but this slightly dilapidated room was brightly lit.

The mobile phone stand was propped up in front of the table alone, and a young man was lying on the table, motionless.

In the corner, a mass of milky white sticky jelly seemed to have life, slowly swimming up along the corner of the table.The colloid first wrapped the young man's arm, then the head, neck, and torso...

The young man was unmoved, as if he didn't notice the existence of the colloid at all.

Soon, the young man was submerged in the colloid, and there was no trace of him in sight.

The colloid was kneaded slowly, slowly shrinking into a ball inch by inch.Immediately afterwards, it stretched slowly, expanding into the outline of a human being.

The clock on the wall made beating sounds of "da", "da" and "da", and the time passed by, and the milky white gel condensed five fingers, hair, mouth, nose, and finally eyes...

This milky white colloid turned into the appearance of the youth just now.

The facial features are still the same ones, but they are much more refined. If you ask specifically about the changes, you can't tell what is different.

The young man breathed out a turbid breath, with a charming and charming smile on his lips, "Unwillingness, fear, resentment, the smell of death, and painful memories."

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"Open the door!"

Xiao Zhou hung up the phone angrily, sweat dripping down his forehead drop by drop.

On a hot day with a high temperature of 40°C, Xuan Wuji actually asked him to dig the soil!

He's here to be an assistant, not to play mud with your young master of the Xuan family!

After 5 minutes, the door slowly opened from the inside.

Just as Xiao Zhou was about to yell, he glanced at the room out of the corner of his eye, and suddenly froze again, "Did you clean the room?"

The dignified young master of the Xuan family, dressed brightly in front of people, but the house is full of mess, not even a place to set foot.

Not to mention picking up the trash, even the smelly socks sometimes have to be washed by his assistant!

Little ancestor has changed sex?

Xiao Zhou stared at Xuan Wuji, feeling a little dazed for a moment, today's Xuan Wuji looks very different.

He changed from his previous Sha Matt style, his dyed yellow hair turned back to black, and he wore a pure white shirt with no wrinkles on his upper body, the button was fastened to the top button meticulously.

On the usually restless and gloomy face, now there is a calm indifference, the ebony black pupils hide a vast galaxy, and the already handsome facial features are even more delicate and fair.

But if you want to ask where the exquisiteness is, he can't tell.

It's just that he thinks this person is so good-looking, so good-looking that he can't help but want to take another look.

Xuan Wuji's "hmm" made Xiao Zhou wake up, and he quickly wiped off his sweat, "Here you are, the five portions of soil you asked for."

Xuan Wuji wanted to be famous and wanted to be crazy, and he wanted to live broadcast and eat dirt for the sake of popularity, this lunatic!

Xuan Wuji stretched out his hand to pick up the soil packed in a disposable environmental protection lunch box, and brushed the back of Xiao Zhou's hand inadvertently, feeling icy cold.

Xiao Zhou only felt a coolness penetrate into his body through the back of his hands, he shivered, and suddenly felt his whole body was hot and dry.

"Thank you." Xuan Wuji took the dirt, and casually pointed to the shoe cabinet at the entrance, "There are slippers inside, come in."

Huh?Really transformed?

In the past, this little ancestor never let him step into the house during the live broadcast.

Xiao Zhou bent down at the entrance to change his slippers, and when he looked up, he saw Xuan Wuji walking towards the live broadcast room with his back turned to him.

The pure black trousers wrapped his slender legs and tightly wrapped his two upturned buttocks.

Xuan Wuji's walking style today is also different from usual. On weekdays, Xuan Wuji always walks with a slightly hunched back, sloppy footsteps, and his slippers dragged on the floor, often making harsh rubbing sounds.

Today, his shoes lifted up gently and landed slowly, without making any noise.

Xuan Wuji was holding the soil with one hand, and clenched his fist behind his waist with the other. His back was straight, and he walked leisurely with his feet.

That's right, he was originally an "expensive" son.

The young master of the Xuan family, the richest man in Shoucheng——Xuan Wuji, even if his family was ruined and he was kicked out of the house, the arrogance in his bones is still incompatible with the bottom-level people like them.

People are not born equal.

Xiao Zhou smiled wryly and stepped out of the entrance.

As soon as I stepped into the living room, a scent hit my face.

The smell is quiet and elegant, like the fragrance of earth, and like the new fragrance of green buds on the branches.

In just a moment, the mood of being bored due to the heat was greatly relieved, the miscellaneous things in the mind were all gone, and the Lingtai was completely clear.

What was he thinking just now?How could he be so pessimistic about the inequality of life?

Well, what about inequality?As long as he works hard, he will surely succeed!

An indescribable energy hit my heart, dispelling the darkness that had crept up quietly in my heart at an unknown time.

In the hot dog days, although the air conditioner is not turned on in the room, it is unexpectedly refreshing and pleasant.

Xiao Zhou looked around, the house that used to be messy is now neat and clean.

It's more empty than tidy.

The lunch boxes, toys, figurines, magazines, basketballs, footballs, etc. that had been piled up in the corner before all disappeared.

At a glance, apart from a coffee table, a sofa, a TV cabinet, and a TV, there are no other furnishings in the living room.

Looking at the balcony, there is only one deck chair.

How is this a sex change? What the hell is this?

Xuan Wuji had already neatly placed five copies of the numbered soil in front of the set up mobile phone.

He frowned and stared at the phone for 2 minutes before tentatively leaning over.

As Xuan Wuji approached, the phone was unlocked by swiping his face, and entered the main interface with a "click".

Surprises appeared on the delicate fair face, and Xuan Wuji's black grape-like eyes shone brightly, full of curiosity, like stars in the vast galaxy.

After fiddling with the phone for a while, he opened the interface of the Tomato live broadcast platform, ready to connect to the live broadcast room.

The ID6666 live broadcast room has gathered more than 2000 million viewers at the moment.

I heard that Xuan Wuji, the young master of the richest man in Shoucheng, Xuan's family, is going to broadcast live to eat dirt?

This is much more exciting than those unfounded lace news in the entertainment industry!

Xiao Zhou gritted his teeth, he stretched out his hand to block the phone first, and tried to help Xuan Wuji on his way to death for the last time: "Are you sure and definitely want to live broadcast to eat dirt?"

Xuan Wuji withdrew his raised hand in mid-air, and tilted his head to look at Xiao Zhou, "You're wrong, it's not eating dirt, but smelling the dirt."

Is this the point? !

The point is that the theme of your live broadcast room is eating and broadcasting, and you are playing with mud!

Whether it is eating dirt or smelling dirt, this gimmick is too limitless and shameless, right? !

Xuan Wuji thought about it seriously, "I'm sure."

Seeing Xuan Wuji connected to the live broadcast platform, Xiao Zhou stood behind the phone and covered his eyes, unable to bear to look directly.

He worked as Xuan Wuji's assistant for more than half a year. He thought that he had been trained to be invulnerable, but he didn't expect this little ancestor to break his lower limit again.

It's really, horrible.

Xuan Wuji's parents died a year ago, but the inheritance left by his parents did not enter his pocket.

Not only was he empty-handed, he was also kicked out by the Xuan family.

The young master of the Xuan family turned his grief and indignation into an appetite. Seeing how the live broadcast could make money quickly, he simply signed a contract with the tomato live broadcast platform to become a food broadcaster.

The drama of rich family ethics has always been a topic that people talk about after dinner. Coupled with the official promotion of the Tomato Live Broadcasting Platform, Xuan Wuji has attracted much attention since the live broadcast started, and has become a popular fried chicken on the Tomato Live Broadcasting Platform.

With his own strength, he has attracted tens of millions of attention and downloads for Tomato Live.

Tomato Live did not dare to treat this cash cow badly. It not only provided a lot of publicity resources, but also assigned Xiao Zhou to Xuan Wuji as an assistant.

The official live broadcast at noon today is also full of gimmicks, and they started buying hot searches and advertising before dawn:

What kind of amazing sparks will collide with the anchor named Xuan, who is popular among the public for eating and broadcasting, and five mysterious soils from different places?

There is nothing impossible, only unexpected!

At 8:18 noon on August 12th, Xuan Wuji will bring you a different taste, please stay tuned!

Tomato live platform ID6666 room, we will see you there!

Lin Yunsheng, the CEO of the Tomato live streaming platform, looked at the soaring attention and downloads, and laughed so hard that Xuan Wuji was definitely the most successful investment since he started business!

He secretly put on his vest and squatted in the live broadcast room, hiding behind the phone screen with green eyes.

How could he miss such a wonderful scene of Xuan Wuji eating soil live?

After Xuan Wuji turned on the live broadcast, he didn't immediately face the camera, but stood up and leaned forward with his hands on the table.

He poked his nose out to sniff at Xiao Zhou and sat down again, his ebony pupils stared at Xiao Zhou without blinking, "Xiao Zhou, I smell blood and light on you, be careful when you go out."

After a pause for a few seconds, he pointed to the black umbrella standing next to him, "You should need this umbrella."

He spoke so seriously that Xiao Zhou couldn't help trembling when he heard it, but cursed secretly in his heart:

Build it, you can build it vigorously.

It's not good to set up a person, set up a goddess!

The people in the live broadcast room also heard Xuan Wuji's words, and the audience began to hit the barrage one after another:

[The Immortal Promise has come out of the mountain? ]

[God, bloody disaster, is this a plan to set up a fortune teller? ]

[Stop rambling, I want to watch eating soil, watching eating soil! ]

[Didn't you realize that today's Promise Baby is extraordinarily beautiful?I was dumbfounded by the profile just now. ]

Perhaps this person's barrage resonated, and the barrage in the live broadcast room began to drift slowly:

[He is more handsome than usual, but where is he so handsome? ]

[Wow, today's baby Wuji is so handsome, I like it so much, Mom. ]

[Could it be a secret plastic surgery?No, it didn't change when I watched his live broadcast the day before yesterday. ]

[Beauty level 10, filter blessing, you deserve it! ]

Xuan Wuji watched the barrage of bullets fly by seriously, poked his face seriously and said, "This is still Xuan Wuji's face, I have neither plastic surgery nor face change."

Xiao Zhou:……

Wait a minute, there's too much to complain about, let him think about where to start.

Is this a stalk that needs serious explanation? !

Eat dirt, why don't you hurry up and eat dirt to end this farce!

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——The next pre-received article "Sea King Says It's Difficult to Be a Substitute [Transmigration Book]" for collection——

Fanji Immortal Venerable is the strongest man in the Cultivation Continent, and also a well-known King of the Sea.

It was rumored by everyone that Immortal Venerable Fanji met Leihualong and soared into the clouds and became a god, but only You Fanji knew that the one who transformed into dragon and ascended was not himself at all, but his demon pet Xiaobaijiao.

In that lightning calamity, he took a solid blow, and was hacked so that there was not even a scum left.

After You Fanji's death, he came to an empty place. There was only one book in front of him. After opening the book, he realized that he was actually living in the prequel of an ancient novel.

The time of the main text of the book is a hundred years after he survived the catastrophe, and the male pet stand-in trend has risen in the comprehension continent.

Several men who looked similar to him were kept in captivity by his "predecessors" as substitutes, and among them was the male protagonist of this book.

The male lead was deviant and deceived under the banner of You Fanji's reincarnation. He wandered among You Fanji's "predecessors" ambiguously and lingeringly. He killed those stand-ins one by one by the way, and finally ascended through the road of joy.

You Fanji finished reading with flushed face, and slowly closed the book with slightly trembling hands.

This word of tiger and wolf... This ancient novel is not simple.

Suddenly, his eyes went dark, and when he woke up, he found that he had become a cannon fodder stand-in, the first one to be killed by the protagonist.

At the feet, there is also a little orange cat with its legs upturned and its white belly exposed.

Read the guide:

① Powerful, black-bellied, heart-wrenching Immortal Zunshou vs Paranoid Immortals with abnormal brain circuits, 1v1, sugary, super sweet, refreshing

②Sea King is the title given to him by the cultivation world, and he rejected all the pursuit of Mozun