unrivaled gymnastics

"Your broadcast gymnastics is not broadcast gymnastics at all, but a set of martial arts."

Gu Xiaofei looked at Zhao Xiachi steadily.After a few seconds, he laughed.

"Thank you for being late!"

"...What are you thanking me for?"

"You know I'm very nervous before the game, so you deliberately told me a joke to comfort me, right? I appreciate it, but your jokes are really not very funny-but compared to your novels, they are still a little bit funny!"

As soon as the words fell, Zhao Xiachi grabbed his shoulders and shook violently: "Wake up, Xiaofei! You have been tricked! You really practice martial arts, not some stupid radio gymnastics!"

"How can you swear? Didn't you do these radio gymnastics every day when you were young?" Gu Xiaofei was shaken by him until his head hurt.

"I have never done it! All I have done since I was a child are "The Times Are Calling"!"

"I'm younger than you, so what I do is new."

"There is no No. 18 set of national broadcast gymnastics for middle school students in the world, you little fool!"

"Don't say no just because you haven't learned it!"

"What do you think you rely on to pass all the way in the martial arts competition?!"

Gu Xiaofei looked at the ceiling and thought for a while, then as if he had received the apocalypse, he replied in surprise: "Luck!"

"...Have you ever won a lottery ticket?"

Gu Xiaofei shook his head.

"Old Que asked you to draw cards for him, have you ever won?"

Gu Xiaofei shook his head again.

"Then why do you think you are lucky! Where does your mysterious self-confidence come from!"

This question stumped Gu Xiaofei.He always felt that it was a fluke that he was able to win until now. Either the opponent was too weak or he just had the geographical advantage. He never thought that the reason for his victory was how good he was—because he was not good at all, he just Just an ordinary person with slightly better physical fitness than the average person.

Zhao Xiachi pointed out another possibility for him:

He is no ordinary person at all.

He is a martial artist who has learned martial arts.

"Impossible!" Gu Xiaofei waved his hand, "If I knew martial arts, Daxia Xiao and Master Fang would definitely be able to tell. But none of them said anything, so I definitely don't know martial arts!"

Zhao Xiachi hugged his head in despair and rolled on the ground. "Your logic is too strange! Shouldn't ordinary people suspect that Xiao Xuechen, Fang Xinhe and the others are lying to you?"

"They won't lie to me." Gu Xiaofei said firmly.

It's fine for Fang Xinhe, running the train with his mouth full of his face, but Xiao Xuechen will never lie to him.He can disbelieve others, but only Xiao Xuechen, he will give him [-]% trust.Even if everyone in the world tells him that something is false, as long as Xiao Xuechen says it is true, he will believe it is true.

"Now I kind of understand why the diehards who have been brainwashed by pyramid schemes are so hard to convince! You are a typical living example!"

"How can you compare me with pyramid schemes?" Gu Xiaofei said unhappily.

"You would rather believe Xiao Xuechen than me? How long have we known each other? How long have we known each other? Xiao Xuechen has only known you for how long. How can you compare with me! How can you forget your old friend after you have a new love! My God! The world is getting worse! "

Gu Xiaofei stared at him: "Teacher Su taught me that there is no necessary positive correlation between the depth of relationship between people and the length of time they have known each other. It is true of the so-called 'white hair is as new as before'."

"What kind of messy beans knowledge does your teacher usually teach you!"

"That's called the philosophy of life!" Gu Xiaofei defended Teacher Su, "Although we have known each other for a long time, you have not been honest with me. If Xiao Daxia hadn't revealed your identity, I would not have known that you were Bai Xiaosheng members."

"Blame me? Because I have a low credit score in front of you?"

"Do you think you have a high credit score?"

With a plop, Zhao Xiachi fell to his knees powerlessly.Gu Xiaofei hurriedly stepped forward to help: "It's not Chinese New Year yet, why bother to do such a great gift!"

"I'm going to be mad at you..."

"Don't be angry, if you die in my room, you won't be able to tell."

When Gu Xiaofei said such words with an innocent face, the lethality increased a hundred times.Zhao Xiachi's throat felt sweet, and he said to him: "Bring me your phone, I'll search for a video of radio gymnastics for you. After watching it, you'll know that what you're learning isn't radio gymnastics at all!"

Gu Xiaofei sent the mobile phone, and Zhao Xiachi searched for a demonstration video of "The Times is Calling", and put the mobile phone under his nose.

"Open your eyes and take a good look, this is the real radio gymnastics!"

Gu Xiaofei was terrified by his tone, like a scolded bird, he wanted to hide his head in his wings, but he didn't dare to take action, so he had to take the phone and watch and study the video carefully. .

In the video, three middle school students jumped up and down on the playground accompanied by impassioned music, doing many actions that Gu Xiaofei couldn't understand.Only by distinguishing the male voice counting the rhythm in the music, he barely realized that the three middle school students were doing some kind of radio gymnastics.

But... this is very different from the "broadcast gymnastics" he learned, not even a dime similar!

He pointed to the phone, then to himself, and questioned Zhao Xiachi with his eyes: Is this fucking radio gymnastics?

Zhao Xiachi nodded heavily.

After Gu Xiaofei watched the video carefully, Zhao Xiachi said, "Now do you believe it?"

"But the radio exercises they do are not the same as what I learned. They are the second set. This is the No.18 set for me. I have evolved a full sixteen levels!"

"What the hell do you think you're a Digimon with super evolution?!" Zhao Xiachi groaned desperately as a dying person yearns for life, "Why can't you say anything, you silly child!"

"Uh, maybe it's because you're less persuasive?"

"Otherwise, you should confront Xiao Xuechen face to face! See if he has been lying to you!"

Zhao Xiachi discovered that Gu Xiaofei was usually very smart, but once Xiao Xuechen was involved, his IQ would drop below sea level in an instant, and he would enter the absolute realm of "Hero Xiao is right no matter what he says" - no one can beat him in this realm he!

Only by letting Xiao Xuechen tell the truth in person can Gu Xiaofei's mind be turned around.

"Confrontation is confrontation..."

***

After Xiao Xuechen returned to the room, he found that there was something wrong with the atmosphere in the room.

There was a chair in front of the window, the curtains were drawn tightly, and only a ray of sunlight was revealed, which happened to fall on Gu Xiaofei who was sitting on the chair, making him half exposed to the sun and half hidden in the shadows, the whole picture was like a scene from a crime movie. Poster, instantly creepy feeling.

But the plastic bag next to Gu Xiaofei's feet spoiled the eerie atmosphere—the plastic bag was full of brightly-packed snacks and various drinks.Xiao Xuechen felt that Gu Xiaofei was not someone who liked to overeat before the game, so he judged that the snacks were brought by someone else, that is to say, a visitor came to the room while he was out.

"Ms. Zhao has come?" He asked.The only one who came to visit Gu Xiaofei with snacks and was invited in by Gu Xiaofei was his ex-roommate Zhao Xiachi.

A crack appeared on Gu Xiaofei's serious expression: "How do you know?"

Xiao Xuechen raised his chin, indicating the plastic bag on the ground.Gu Xiaofei quickly kicked it under the bed.

"Hero Xiao, I have something to ask you." Gu Xiaofei tried his best to put on a frightening expression of asking questions, "Is there something you are hiding from me?"

Xiao Xuechen was at a loss.When he went out, Gu Xiaofei said goodbye to him happily, why did he change his face when he came back?

Gu Xiaofei's change is definitely not without reason, there must be some reason.And the only one who was close to Gu Xiaofei when he was out was Zhao Xiachi.

The spy sent by Bai Xiaosheng must have said something nonsense to Gu Xiaofei, which caused the boy's mood to change drastically.

Just now Gu Xiaofei asked him if he had something to hide...Xiao Xuechen's heart moved, remembering that Zhao Xiachi came mysteriously to inquire about his relationship with Gu Xiaofei a few days ago.At that time, Gu Xiaofei sent him a friend card directly, but with Zhao Xiachi's sensitivity as a paparazzi...

Did Zhao Xiachi find out that he was interested in Gu Xiaofei, and then told the person involved?

In this way, the strange scene in front of me was explained.No wonder Gu Xiaofei was so angry, as if he had betrayed him.Xiao Xuechen couldn't help feeling bitter in his heart.If a straight man suddenly finds out that the male friends around him have thoughts beyond friendship towards him, he will probably feel disgusted, right?Even if Gu Xiaofei is so close to him on weekdays, it is only because he has always been kind and considerate to his friends.All the things he did because he liked Gu Xiaofei, in the eyes of Gu Xiaofei, he used to be a friend's righteous deeds, but now they have all changed, and they have become the means used by a gay guy who has a crush on him to pursue him...

"Why don't you talk?" Gu Xiaofei asked, "You've been keeping things from me, haven't you?"

"I..." Xiao Xuechen was speechless.

Gu Xiaofei jumped up anxiously, grabbed Xiao Xuechen's arms, a few drops of sweat dripped from his forehead. "Isn't it? When Lao Chi told me, I thought he was talking nonsense. Don't tell me that what he said is true!"

Xiao Xuechen staggered back a few steps because he couldn't look directly at Gu Xiaofei's fiery eyes, so he could only stare at the patterns on the carpet in embarrassment.But he knows that his silence is the most powerful answer, and choosing not to defend is tantamount to acquiescing to Gu Xiaofei's question.

He didn't know how to answer.If he admits it, Gu Xiaofei will probably walk away without hesitation.Comparing his heart with his heart, if someone he has always regarded as a friend has strange thoughts about him, he will also feel awkward.But if he denied it, he would be sorry for his conscience.He obviously likes Gu Xiaofei, is there anything in the world that is more aggrieved than clearly liking Gu Xiaofei but not daring to say it?

Gu Xiaofei jumped up anxiously: "Speak up! I want to hear you admit it yourself! Have you been hiding it from me?"

"I……"

"My radio gymnastics is actually a set of martial arts, right?"

"……what?"

"Ah what? Does 'ah' mean 'yes' or 'no'?"

Xiao Xuechen was stunned: "What did you want to ask just now?"

Gu Xiaofei was furious: "Did you listen to me carefully! I asked you if my radio gymnastics is martial arts, did you know it a long time ago but kept it from me!"

Xiao Xuechen looked at Gu Xiaofei with complicated eyes, then patted the boy's hand to let him loosen himself.

"So that's what you asked..." He laughed dumbfounded.He thought that what Gu Xiaofei was asking was whether he was hiding his love, but after a long time he was actually asking this...

"You wait here for a while. I'll come back as soon as I go." Xiao Xuechen patted Gu Xiaofei on the shoulder.

"Oh..." Gu Xiaofei scratched the back of his head, "How long do I have to wait?"

"5 minutes."

"Are you going to the bathroom?"

"more or less."

Gu Xiaofei sat back on the chair and waved his little hand: "Then you go, I'll wait!"

Xiao Xuechen left the room and knocked on Fang Xinhe's door next door.

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