unrivaled gymnastics

Fang Xinhe was sitting in the cat cafe, hugging his cat, opening and closing the fan in his hand non-stop.Opposite him are two nephews - Xiao Xuechen and Gu Xuyang.Fang Xinhe spent several days at the farmhouse in the countryside, and only returned to Yinghai City this morning. When he got home, his buttocks were still warm, when Gu Xuyang reported that something was wrong.So he rushed to Maoca without stopping, and made an appointment with two nephews.

Xiao Xuechen reported to Fang Xinhe the details of being followed in the amusement park yesterday and meeting Louis Drier.Gu Xuyang was wondering, the senior brother doesn't look like such a childlike person, he actually went to the amusement park with Gu Xiaofei?Ah... Could it be... He thinks he has discovered a great power!

After Fang Xinhe listened, he slammed his fan on the table.The cat in his arms let out a "meow" in fright, and he quickly coaxed the master for a long time before surrendering his cold eyes to his nephews.

"How come the two of you haven't even heard of Louis Drier? Especially Xuechen, your homework has always been good, how could you make such a low-level mistake."

Xiao Xuechen said confidently: "Master also said he hadn't heard of it. How could he know if he didn't teach me."

"You can't compare yourself with that problem child of your master! Can you compare yourself with the good ones? You don't usually watch the news!" Fang Xinhe was heartbroken.

Xiaoqi served coffee for the three of them, and leaned over with a smug face: "Louis Drier! The Juggernaut of Europa of this generation is a handsome guy!"

Gu Xuyang couldn't believe it: "Why do you even know that!"

"Because I like handsome guys!" Xiaoqi blinked.

Gu Xuyang suddenly realized: "This makes sense, I'm a straight guy, I don't like handsome guys, so of course it's impossible to know this guy!"

Xiaoqi cried out in a fuss: "What? You are a straight man? Oh, this is really big news!"

"Okay, stop fighting each other, you two, don't you think this place is not noisy enough?" Fang Xinhe intervened in the face of Gu Xuyang and Xiaoqi who were not giving in to each other.

He sent Xiaoqi to wash the cats ("I wash it every day, you will wash the coal diggers for nothing." Xiaoqi complained.), Turning to Gu Xuyang and Xiao Xuechen: "Forget it, I don't know and I don't blame you. Our country's martial arts circle He is proud of the world, does not have much contact with other countries, and almost does not hold international competitions, and it is fine if he has never heard of the name Louis Drier. But you must have heard of the name "Juvenile Master", right?"

Xiao Xuechen and Gu Xuyang pretended to look at the scenery at the same time.

"You martial arts learners, especially sword learners, why don't you even know this anecdote!" Fang Xinhe slapped the table angrily.

"Master doesn't know either, why didn't uncle teach him a lesson first?" Xiao Xuechen retorted.

"I'll scold him later!"

"I've always found it strange to say it," Gu Xuyang said. "In the martial arts, some people call themselves 'Sword Master', some call themselves 'Sword Emperor', but no one ever calls themselves 'Sword Master'? I used to think that Sword Master was a fictional character in novels." The title, in reality, everyone is not so secondary. Now that the uncle said this, is there something else hidden?"

"Isn't there no Juggernaut because there is no organizer sponsoring the 'Juvenile Master Competition'?" Xiao Xuechen was slightly surprised.

There are some fixed titles or titles passed down from generation to generation in martial arts, and "Wulin leader" is one of them.These titles are generally obtained through martial arts competitions. For example, if you win a martial arts conference, you will become the "Wulin leader".The competition for the title is an extremely important event in the martial arts. The winner can not only get a generous bonus, but more importantly, get the title and become famous in the world.

The sword emperor and sword hero that Gu Xuyang mentioned are the titles of the two martial arts champions.These two competitions are held every six times, Xiao Xuechen unfortunately did not catch up, otherwise the two titles might change hands.

"You... as a person who is dedicated to practicing martial arts, your thinking is quite utilitarian." Fang Xinhe's expression was complicated.

"It's just a fact. If there is no sponsorship, the competition cannot be held. If there is no competition, of course there will be no corresponding title." Xiao Xuechen picked up the coffee in front of him and took a sip.

"But the Juggernaut does exist, but it doesn't exist in China." Gu Xuyang said, "Why is the Juggernaut a foreigner?"

Fang Xinhe explained: "The title of Juggernaut has been handed down overseas. It is said that it is passed down from master to student. Because the first generation of Juggernaut is so famous and well deserved, no one wants to compete with him for the title later."

Gu Xuyang was very curious: "Who is the first sword master?"

"Have you ever seen 'Cavalier in Dress'?"

"What is that?! Uncle, do you usually watch that kind of thing!"

"Don't interrupt." Fang Xinhe said displeased, "Do you think I'm joking with you?"

Gu Xuyang nodded.

Fang Xinhe raised his fan to beat Gu Xuyang, but the little policeman cleverly picked up a cat from the ground and held it in front of him as a shield.Fang Xinhe couldn't bear to hit the cute cat, so he had to give up resentfully.Gu Xuyang once read in a historical story that the ancient Egyptians worshiped the cat god, so the soldiers of the enemy country had a cat in their hands, and the Egyptians did not dare to use force against the cat god, so they all ran away with their heads in their arms, and the enemy country won without a fight.Unexpectedly, thousands of years later, this trick is still effective!It is said that human beings have not progressed at all in some respects!

"Speak seriously!" Fang Xinhe straightened his collar, "The name of the first swordsman was Dion de Beaumont, who lived in France in the eighteenth century. He was born in a wealthy family, and his mother was a noble daughter. He has some special hobbies and likes to dress up his son as a girl. It is said that this Dion de Beaumont was born with red lips and white teeth and looks like a good girl, so he doesn’t feel uncomfortable wearing women’s clothes. Over time, he fell in love with women’s clothes.”

"In today's terms, probably transvestites or gender inverts?" Gu Xuyang asked.

"Yes. It's a pity that people at that time did not know the words transvestite and transgender, so they made fun of Dion de Beaumont. Well, I will talk about that later. This Master de Beaumont is talented Smart, not only civil and military, but also a master of espionage, won the favor of the King of France, and was sent on missions to other countries many times, in fact, as a spy. He once visited Russia disguised as a woman, and fascinated the Russian Queen... Well, It is also a mystery. Later he was jealous of the famous Mrs. Pompadour and was sent to England to collect information. The British are very gossip, because they heard about the deeds of Dion de Beaumont who once disguised himself as a woman, so Began to doubt his true gender, and some people even set up bets on whether he was a man or a woman."

"As expected of a corrupt country in Great Britain!" Gu Xuyang sighed.Xiao Xuechen followed suit, agreeing with his junior brother's point of view.

"After the death of the King of France, the new King Louis XVI didn't like espionage work very much, so Dion de Beaumont had nowhere to show his talents. It happened that there were rumors about his gender at that time, and he was tired of facing the rumors. He simply claimed that he was a woman, and someone proposed to him for this. After returning to France, Louis XVI simply ordered him to wear women's clothing, and I don't know if he was teasing him. Finally, he returned to England. Because there was no royal support, he lived Poverty, he had to participate in various swordsmanship competitions to earn living expenses. It is said that he once wore gorgeous and complicated women's clothing and competed with St. George, the strongest swordsman in London at that time. Juggernaut Europa'. The title of Juggernaut was handed down at that time."

Xiao Xuechen and Gu Xuyang were in awe after hearing this.It is not uncommon to defeat the strongest swordsman in London. Wearing heavy and dragging women's clothing can defeat the strongest swordsman in London. What a peerless and domineering swordsmanship!Modern people are not easy to show off in modern long skirts, let alone European women's clothing in the [-]th and [-]th centuries!It is no exaggeration to say that he is a legend!

"It's a pity that Dion de Beaumont's later life was bleak. After the outbreak of the French Revolution, his property as a nobleman was confiscated, so he lived in poverty. He was never married and had no children. His peerless swordsmanship was passed on to his disciples , as the title of 'Jugmaster' has been passed down from generation to generation until today. That Louis Drier is the current Juggernaut. It is said that in order to express their respect for the founder of the mountain, both men and women have to dress in the opposite sex. Wear women's clothes, women wear men's clothes. It can be said to be unique."

Gu Xuyang asked Xiao Xuechen: "Brother, is that Louis Drier you saw a man or a woman? Since his name is Louis, he should be a man, right? Did he always wear women's clothes when he met you?"

Xiao Xuechen was slightly surprised: "No, he's wearing men's clothes. But his appearance is really indisputable, relatively neutral, I almost didn't see whether he was a man or a woman."

He remembered what Louis Drier said at the time—"Louis Drier, from France. Sometimes people call me Celine." A beautiful man like him put on women's clothes and a little makeup, and he was just like a blonde Beauty, right? "Celine" must have been the pseudonym he used in disguise.

"No wonder this transvestite swordsman wants to compete with his brother. Probably he claims to be unparalleled in swordsmanship, so he wants to imitate his ancestors and challenge the strongest swordsman from another country."

Xiao Xuechen frowned: "I thought I was good at fencing, so I went to the Olympics, why did I come here to kick the gym for no reason?"

Fang Xinhe tapped his chin with a fan: "There is nothing wrong with you competing with him. If you win, you can take the title of Juggernaut from him in a grandiose manner. If you lose, you won't be ashamed. After all, he is a European Juggernaut." .”

"...Uncle, the Frenchman is not going to challenge this man, but the No. 1 Chinese swordsmanship. If he loses, it will hurt the self-esteem of the nation." Gu Xuyang smiled wryly.

"For so many years, no one has thought of competing with the Juggernaut for the title. Isn't it quite unrealistic to suddenly expect someone to win the Juggernaut?"

"Wait a minute," Xiao Xuechen said suddenly, "Why are you so sure that I can compete with the Sword Master? Am I the strongest swordsman in the martial arts world?"

"Have some confidence in yourself, my dust!" Fang Xinhe yelled, "You are already one of the 16 strongest people in the country, and not all of these [-] people use swords!"

"There is no first place in literature and no second place in martial arts. No one knows until the final outcome."

"Now you are more cautious. But don't worry, I found a good thing when I went to the countryside this time, and you will be even more powerful if you take it!"

Before Xiao Xuechen said anything, Gu Xuyang's eyes lit up first: "What good thing?"

"I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it—the sword of former martial arts leader Su Yunyue."

Gu Xuyang's jaw dropped to the ground. "Uncle, I thought you were going to a farmhouse for vacation, but it turned out that you were actually playing a treasure hunting adventure! Why don't you call us for such a fun thing?"

Fang Xinhe said confidently, "Of course I want to play such a fun thing by myself!"