unrivaled gymnastics

Gu Xiaofei had a strange dream.

He dreamed that he couldn't walk, so a big cat carried him on his back.The big cat's fur is warm and soft, and he can't help rubbing and rubbing, no matter how much he rubs, he can't rub it enough.He fell asleep on the big cat, and the big cat simply lay down and turned its neck to lick his face.The big cat's tongue was very rough, which made his face wet from licking, but he didn't find it annoying.Finally, he fell asleep next to the big cat in a daze.

Woke up with a splitting headache, as if a thousand Ren Kelian were pounding around in his head with a sledgehammer, hungover for the first time in his life, feeling terrible.

The last scene he remembered was when everyone toasted to wish him and Xiao Xuechen a good result in the national competition. After that, there were only some vague and dreamy scenes, and he didn't even know how he got home.It was probably brought back by someone.That means at least some of them are still awake.He didn't drink as much as the others, but he was so drunk, it can only be said that his drinking capacity was really bad.

Moaning, he got up and found that someone had covered himself with a quilt.It should be Hero Xiao.So the person who sent him back last night should also be Hero Xiao?I hope he doesn't make any gaffes when he's drunk, otherwise he won't be able to hold his head up in front of Daxia Xiao for the rest of his life!

There was a choking smell of alcohol on his body, and he couldn't help but gag when he smelled it.So I found out a change of clothes and ran into the bathroom.In the mirror, he looked like a zombie who had just crawled out of a coffin—his hair was messy, his complexion was pale, and the two smudges of black under his eyes were particularly conspicuous.If he were to act as an extra in a zombie horror movie now, he probably wouldn't even need makeup.

It's a mistake to drink!he thought bitterly.

He stood under the shower head and let the warm water flow over his body.After being poured with hot water, the skin finally turned a little red, and the headache improved a bit, but the stomach was still uncomfortable, as if he swallowed a mouse while drinking yesterday, and the little guy was trying hard to stage a scene in his esophagus. Escape from the Jedi.

After taking a shower, he rubbed his temples, which were still aching, and pulled his slippers into the living room.Xiao Xuechen was sitting at the dining table solemnly.A sumptuous... lunch is set on the table.Gu Xiaofei looked at the wall clock on the wall and found that it was already noon.He who always goes to bed early and wakes up early actually didn't open his eyes until the sun was up!It's a mistake to drink!

"I got up late..." He sat down at the dining table guiltily.

"Have a headache?" Xiao Xuechen asked.

"It hurts." Gu Xiaofei lay down on the table and said weakly, "I have a long memory, and I will never drink so much again. Teacher Su told me not to drink too much when I went to a big city before. I never took it seriously. It is only now that I understand that he is someone who has experienced it and has more experience than me. Alas, I will suffer a disadvantage if I don’t listen to the old man.”

Teacher Su, who is thousands of miles away, might want to hit someone if he heard the word "old man".

"Eat something. Take a painkiller after dinner."

Xiao Xuechen cooked none of the delicious meals on the table.He also got up late and didn't want to cook, so he ordered takeaway.There is a former food delivery man, Gu Xiaofei, who is at home. It feels a little weird to order takeaway, but people have to eat.Fortunately, the food delivery industry is now developed, otherwise the two of them would probably starve to death at home and make headlines.Xiao Xuechen didn't want to use this method to become famous all over the world.

The meals he ordered were mainly light. Considering that Gu Xiaofei just woke up from a hangover, he might lose his appetite and feel nauseous, so he deliberately chose non-greasy and non-spicy food.Gu Xiaofei rubbed his stomach while eating, probably due to stomach discomfort.Xiao Xuechen silently reminded himself that in addition to painkillers later, he had to take another stomach medicine for Gu Xiaofei.

Once he is interested in someone, he will take care of him meticulously.Maybe it's because the big brother has been working for a long time, taking care of the juniors and sisters all the year round, so that it has become a habit.

"I had a very strange dream last night," Gu Xiaofei said while gnawing chicken wings, "I dreamed of a cat licking my face. Hero Xiao, what does this mean?"

Xiao Xuechen panicked, but his face remained calm, and he said, "Maybe it's because I wiped your face."

"Oh! No wonder your face is wet."

Xiao Xuechen thought to himself, luckily he didn't do anything wrong last night, otherwise Gu Xiaofei would have dreamed of a cat flicking his lips with its tongue.

"By the way, Xiao Fei, there is something I want to ask you to advise me."

Xiao Xuechen had been thinking about this all morning.He promised to give Gu Xiaofei a birthday present, seeing that June is approaching, but he still has no idea what to give.This is Gu Xiaofei's first birthday with him, and he hopes to bring out a special thing to please the teenager.

But he was not sure about Gu Xiaofei's preferences.With Gu Xiaofei's simplicity, even if he gave a plastic bag to the air boy, he would be ecstatic to accept it.But he didn't want to be so casual.Since you have no idea, then simply ask the parties for their opinions.

"But it's okay to say!" Gu Xiaofei patted his chest.It's not difficult to come up with an idea, as long as Xiao Xuechen needs it, he will readily agree to it if he is asked to go up the mountain of swords or down into the sea of ​​fire.

"I have a friend who is about your age. What do young people like you usually like?"

In fact, they are only five or six years apart, but Xiao Xuechen always feels that there is a generation gap between them.He really can't figure out what the kids like nowadays.

Gu Xiaofei scratched his head: "Everyone has different hobbies, right? What I like may not necessarily be liked by others."

"Just say it, I'll refer to it."

"Just... delicious and fun?"

"...can you be more specific?"

Gu Xiaofei has low material requirements and is content with whatever happens. He will not dislike difficult conditions, and is willing to enjoy a good life. He has no special attachments or specific preferences.Anyway, most things in this world seem wonderful to him.

"Delicious and fun, how can you be more specific... If it's Qi Chong or A Tong, it's probably games, computers or something. But I don't know much about those things, and I don't often play them, although I don't know how to play them." Lah. I’ve played their games with my roommates before, and it’s pretty fun, but I’m not particularly scratching my head when I’m not playing. It’s even harder to say that it’s delicious, I think everything is delicious.”

Xiao Xuechen sighed.Asking is tantamount to not asking.Who in the world doesn't love good food and entertainment?

"I'll ask someone else." He said helplessly.

"I'm sorry, I didn't provide any advice worthy of reference." Gu Xiaofei said ashamedly.

"fine."

"Is this friend very important to you?" Gu Xiaofei asked suddenly.

Xiao Xuechen was startled, then nodded.

Gu Xiaofei has known Xiao Xuechen for so long, and he has never seen Xiao Xuechen inquire about anyone.He consulted other people's opinions for this friend, which shows that this friend must hold a lot of weight in his heart.

There was a sudden soreness in his chest, and there was an inexplicable emotion.

His former friends, such as Zhuge Tong and other roommates, all had their own social circles. When they talked about their respective friends, Gu Xiaofei had never had such a weird feeling.

But when it was Xiao Xuechen's turn, he felt a little unhappy.Who is the friend Xiao Daxia values ​​so much?How has he never heard of it?Since he is younger than Xiao Xuechen, is it his younger brother or younger sister?It is normal for brothers to care about brothers and sisters.The inheritance of teachers and sects is sometimes closer than blood relationship.Just pretend that Xiao Xuechen is inquiring about news for his younger siblings.

Thinking of this, Gu Xiaofei felt much better.

***

"Uncle, are you free?"

In the afternoon, Xiao Xuechen found a free time to send Gu Xiaofei away, and stood on the balcony alone to call Fang Xinhe.

"Xuechen, what's the relationship between us? Don't make a phone call if you can explain clearly on WeChat, okay?" There was a noisy voice from the phone, and Fang Xinhe seemed to be wandering somewhere crowded with people.

"I'm too lazy to type, so I'll make a long story short." Xiao Xuechen said.

"I'll go, can't you send a WeChat voice!"

Xiao Xuechen ignored him. "Uncle, where in the world is there both delicious food and fun?"

Fang Xinhe: "..."

"Uncle Master?"

Fang Xinhe hesitated and said, "A brothel?"

"... Seriously!" Xiao Xuechen said sharply.

"Didn't you first ask 'Where in the world is both delicious and fun'! I'm not wrong!" Fang Xinhe shouted innocently, "Nowadays, brothels are not called brothels, they are called entertainment clubs. The beautiful young lady will accompany you to eat and play with you, isn't it a delicious and fun place!"

"Unexpectedly, Uncle Master knows so much about entertainment clubs. Let Master follow you to broaden your horizons someday."

"Hey, hey, don't, I'm joking!" Fang Xinhe said hurriedly, "Why do you kid like making small reports so much? Let me tell you that it's not good for you!"

"This is not a small report, I just hope that master and uncle can see the world together."

"I'm the loser! What exactly do you want to ask?"

Xiao Xuechen was silent for a moment, and said: "Xiao Fei's birthday is coming soon, I don't know what to give. He said he likes delicious and fun things."

"Silly boy, why are you so stupid? You didn't tell me earlier." Fang Xinhe was very anxious for his nephew's EQ, "Let's take the kid to the amusement park. He grew up in an orphanage, so he must have never been to an amusement park. He went there once, and he died unhappy, and will follow you with all his heart in the future."

"Thank you uncle for your guidance." Xiao Xuechen hung up the phone.

"Hey, hello? Just hang up like this? Don't you want to say a few words to the uncle? You are getting older and younger!" Fang Xinhe shouted angrily at the beeping mobile phone.

Xiao Xuechen could no longer hear it.Fang Xinhe stuffed the phone back into his pocket angrily.

He was sitting in a highway rest area, checking a map with his iPad.

The regional preliminaries of the martial arts conference have ended, and there is still nearly a month to spare until the national competition begins.He just took advantage of this time to visit Gu Xiaofei's mentor in Lushui Township, and see with his own eyes how divine this legendary teacher Su is, who taught Gu Xiaofei such an unconventional student.

He now very much doubts whether the navigation app leads in the wrong direction.

He didn't know anything about Lushui Township, so he checked the driving distance on the APP and planned to drive there by himself.According to Gu Xiaofei's description, his hometown is a small town, so the people there should basically know where the local schools and orphanages are located.He only needs to inquire a little bit, and he can find the target.

He had a vague guess in his heart, but he couldn't be sure because there was no evidence.He didn't act with his close friend Shi Mantao, and he didn't call the school to confirm in advance. Instead, he made a surprise attack, just to scare away the mysterious teacher Su.