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The reception was successfully concluded, Fang Xinhe ran over with Xiaoqi and said that there would be a celebration banquet.As soon as he heard that there was something delicious, Gu Xiaofei's eyes lit up like torches.Xiaoqi was even more exaggerated than him, she was already drooling.

It didn't seem interesting for them to eat alone, so Fang Xinhe summoned his friends and called Shi Mantao.Not to be outdone, Gu Xiaofei invited Zhuge Tong, Qi Chong and Chen Haokong, three old and new friends.Xiao Xuechen originally wanted to invite Gu Xuyang to join him, but Gu Xuyang was busy investigating the case and didn't even have time to eat, so he politely declined.

A group of people arrived at the hotel that Fang Xinhe had booked noisily.Qi Chong and Chen Haokong quarreled especially loudly.

"I said that I was drunk at the time, and I don't remember what I said or did, so I can't count!" Qi Chong is still fighting for their reasons, hoping that Chen Haokong can take back his life without hurting his friendship. .

Chen Haokong said: "What my brother said at the time was well-founded and logical, it didn't look like he was drunk? There is also a video to prove it."

"There is still a video?!" Qi Chong collapsed, "Who the hell is so boring to record a video?!"

Zhuge Tong and Gu Xiaofei silently hid their mobile phones in their trouser pockets, so as not to be poisoned by Qi Chong.

Chen Haokong said: "Is it because the stupid brother's virtue is not worthy, which caused the virtuous brother to dislike him?"

Qi Chong slapped himself hard on the forehead: "Do you Jianghu people just worship people so casually? To get married, you have to get a marriage certificate. Is it so casual to be married? There is no formality?"

Chen Haokong was surprised: "It's not random, we have to exchange birthdays, set the seniority sequence, and then invite relatives and friends to witness, it is much more troublesome than obtaining a marriage certificate."

Zhuge Tong interjected: "Brother Qi, there is nothing wrong with being sworn brothers. If you have nothing to do, people will chat with you about the romance, and if there is something to do, it will be too late for others to envy you. What's more, sworn brotherhood is not marriage. , if you marry this person, you cannot marry that person, or you will commit bigamy. But sworn worship is different, in the future, if you meet any chivalrous man with both ability and virtue, you can also sworn to him."

Xiaoqi and Shi Mantao followed behind, letting out bursts of weird laughter.

"That's right, sworn vows are not exclusive. You can have one or ten. Look at Qiao Feng and Duan Yuxuzhu, there are only three sworn brothers." When Xiaoqi laughed, her glasses reflected a strange look. The light makes people invisible to her eyes.

Qi Chong jumped up anxiously: "Are you talking about sworn marriage in that tone? Why do you feel that I look like a harem man in your eyes?!"

Xiaoqi pretended to be innocent: "What kind of harem manga, I haven't seen it, so I don't understand what you are talking about. But from your tone, you must have seen a lot of harem manga."

Xiaoqi's eloquent teeth are Fang Xinhe's direct lineage, Qi Chong was defeated by a few words, no matter where her opponent was, so she had to turn the spearhead on Chen Haokong again.

"If you become my sworn elder brother, that means you will become my father's godson and my grandpa's godson. I have no problem if you want to be my grandpa's grandson!" He read the words very heavily, hoping to provoke Chen Haokong's anger.

However, Chen Haokong had a calm expression on his face: "Although the grandfather Qi Jingtian is not a member of the martial arts, he has always been a close friend of many people in the world, and has sponsored many martial arts undertakings. Brother Yu admires him very much for his talent and heart. If there is this respected senior as a righteous grandfather, brother Yu will be happy before it's too late."

Qi Chong almost fainted.Pooh!You are willing to be a grandson to others, but they are still unwilling to accept it!Did you see that our Qi family is rich and powerful and wanted to hug our family's thigh, so you deliberately pulled me to be your little brother?

But he didn't dare to say that.Although he has an irritable temper, he can still tell the difference between right and wrong. As soon as he said this, Chen Haokong would definitely turn against him, and that would go against his original intention of "taking back his life without hurting his peace".It seems that if Chen Haokong wants to go back on his word, he may have to think of another way.

By the way, Chen Haokong, a knight-errant who prides himself on being lofty, must value other people's morality and character. As long as he deliberately behaves without moral integrity and lower limit, which arouses Chen Haokong's resentment, Chen Haokong will take the initiative to ask for a two-shot with him without him asking. scattered.

Although it would be a disadvantage for me, and it would damage my reputation, it was better than having an extra brother for no apparent reason!

So from the moment he entered the hotel, Qi Chong began to yell indiscriminately, shouting at the waiter and posing like a gentleman.He thought to himself, when Chen Haokong sees himself bullying others like this, he must feel ashamed to have such a brother-in-law. Then he will push the boat along the way, and the plan will work!

"My virtuous brother is really a young master. It seems that he is used to pampering him." Chen Haokong turned his head to look at Fang Xinhe, with a hint of apology in his tone, "But it doesn't matter. As a big brother, I will remind him more, and he will naturally I can learn how to behave in the world..."

Fang Xinhe smiled and said, "It's okay, little friend Qi is still young."

Qi Chong was drinking tea and almost choked to death with a mouthful of water.Do you really think of yourself as a big brother?Remember me?What's up with this attitude of "my stupid brother has caused everyone trouble and I apologize on his behalf"?

No, I have to think of another way.At this time, the waiter served a plate of out-of-date net red Pippi shrimp, before the plate was served, Qi Chong picked up one first, and chopped the Pippi shrimp into eight pieces in an extremely rude way.His eating habits would be taught by his grandfather, not to mention in public, even at his own dining table.Seeing his indecent behavior, Chen Haokong must be unhappy, and when the time comes, he will push the boat with the tide and the plan will work!

"Brother, are you starving? Don't eat in such a hurry, be careful of choking, come, I'll peel the shrimp for you." Instead of getting angry, Chen Haokong started to help Qi Chong dismember the Pippi shrimp with sympathy, as if written on his face "I'm sorry bro, it's my fault for being a big brother for starving you."

Qi Chong has never felt that the popular Pipi shrimp on the Internet has such a hideous appearance.He is not hungry at all, he is full of gas!

Xiaoqi and Shi Mantao continued to smile lewdly across their faces.

"Headmaster Chen is so considerate! A gentle and warm man!" Xiaoqi made a heart-shaking gesture, "Whoever finds you as a boyfriend in the future will be very happy!"

"He is the senior brother in charge, and there are so many senior brothers and sisters below, no wonder he is so good at taking care of people." Shi Mantao praised, "Xuechen, you have to learn more from others, you are also a senior senior brother, and you can only control the juniors and sisters. No, you have to be able to love others, so that they will like you."

Xiao Xuechen frowned slightly.He felt that he was pretty good to his juniors and juniors, but what Senior Shi said sounded like something, was he implying something?

He turned his gaze to Gu Xiaofei beside him, thinking, is Senior Shi implying to him that if he wants to win the favor of others, he must first learn how to be considerate to others?

So he imitated Chen Haokong, broke open an oyster with bare hands, poured lemon juice on it, and brought it to Gu Xiaofei.Gu Xiaofei was flattered and thanked me repeatedly for being able to come by myself. Xiao Xuechen responded lightly: "You grew up in the interior, so you probably don't know much about eating this kind of seafood, so I'll open one for you on my own initiative. You're welcome."

Fang Xinhe and Shi Mantao exchanged meaningful glances.

Qi Chong put down his chopsticks and picked up his wine glass: "Today, everyone is here to celebrate Xiao Fei and Daxia Xiao. How can you just eat without drinking! Come on, I will take the lead to toast the two of you first! I wish you two success in the national competition!"

After finishing speaking, he drank it all in one gulp, and all the people present applauded for his arrogance.

Of course, Qi Chong's original intention was not to congratulate Gu Xiaofei and Xiao Xuechen (damn it sounds like the two are married), but for his next plan.Chen Haokong looks very straight. Straight men must hate gays, so he just pretends to be gay!In this way, Chen Haokong will feel that he is abnormal and disgusting, and his perception of him will also decrease.

He cast his wise eyes on Gu Xiaofei.I'm sorry little brother, let me use you as a shield!You helped me this time, and you will hang out with me in the future, and you will be indispensable if you are popular and spicy!

Qi Chong intentionally toasted several glasses, then pretended to be slightly drunk, grabbed Gu Xiaofei's shoulder, and blew in his ear.

"Xiaofei, there is something that I have kept in my heart for a long time, and it is only now that I have the courage to ask it out." He has had several girlfriends in foreign countries, and he knows what kind of voice can give people a sexy and provocative feeling. "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Gu Xiaofei shook his head like a rattle. "I'm so busy every day, how can I have that leisure time!"

"So... where's your boyfriend?"

"...Uh, didn't you already say that you don't have time? Does it have anything to do with being a man or a woman?"

Qi Chong held up his wine glass: "Xiao Fei, everyone here today is single, is there anyone who suits you?"

He pointed clockwise around the table with the wine glass, and finally put the glass in front of him with a "bang".Anyone with eyes can see that when he said "Is there anything you like here", he was actually asking "Is it what you like?"

Click.

Xiao Xuechen broke the chopsticks in his hand.

He calmly called the waiter: "Bring another pair of chopsticks."

Qi Chong put down the arm that was resting on Gu Xiaofei's shoulder, and touched his neck involuntarily, as if what Xiao Xuechen had broken just now was not the chopsticks, but his cervical vertebrae.

This is good, he offended Xiao Xuechen before offending Chen Haokong.Did he not choose the right target for his hypothetical sex?Xiao Xuechen's reaction, he...is he interested in Gu Xiaofei?

The waiter quickly delivered a new pair of chopsticks.The atmosphere at the table became a little awkward.In the end Fang Xinhe yelled: "Everyone eat, don't be polite, don't let this table of good food go to waste!" Then everyone resumed talking and laughing.

After that, no one brought up the topic of falling in love again.

After drinking and eating, Fang Xinhe paid the bill, and everyone left in a file rubbing their bellies.Shi Mantao and Xiaoqi were going to the bathroom, and everyone was waiting for them in the corridor.Xiao Xuechen was the last.Before the waiter started to clean up, he leaned on the table and his eyes fell on a glass in hand.

That was Gu Xiaofei's position, Gu Xiaofei's cup, and there was still a small amount of residual wine in the cup.

Xiao Xuechen somehow suddenly remembered that Qi Chong drank from Gu Xiaofei's bottle before the game today.

He and Xiao Fei have never been together before, why should Qi Chong...!

It was the same at the banquet just now, with Qi Chong's appearance of giving up to me, who does he think he is!

Xiao Xuechen picked up the cup and brought it to his lips.The remnant wine still exudes an intoxicating fragrance, and thinking of Gu Xiaofei's fingerprints and lip marks on the cup, the fragrance adds a bit of charming fragrance.

Outside, Zhugetong and Chen Haokong were chatting loudly, no one noticed that he was still in the box, holding a used wine glass.

Xiao Xuechen's heartbeat accelerated suddenly, and for the first time in his life, he felt nervous like a thief, and the joy of being a thief who was about to succeed.

"Xuechen! Let's go!" Fang Xinhe poked his head from the door.

He saw his nephew staring at the cup in his hand with an indescribable strange look.

With a quick glance at the table, he recognized where the glass was, and of course who had used it.

Xiao Xuechen put down the cup.Fang Xinhe coughed twice in embarrassment, and waved to him.

"Xuechen, come here. Uncle Master has something to tell you."