unrivaled gymnastics

"October in golden autumn, fragrant osmanthus, night of full moon, final battle. Two roommates, what do you think of this humble work?" Writer Zhao Xiachi asked.

Painter Lin Wuque applauded: "Good poems, good poems! The idea is profound and the literary talent is brilliant!"

The musician Zhuge Tong said: "Compared with Brother Zhao, Li Du, Yuan Bai and his ilk are also a little less coquettish!"

Zhao Xiachi's expression froze: "Praise is good, don't brag, okay?"

"That is, the basic law must also be talked about in business exchanges." Lin Wuque educated.

Zhuge Tong looked at the two roommates speechlessly.

After a few months, the three met again.The place of the farewell is not the old apartment, but the crowded Arashikawa Stadium.In less than half an hour, the final of the Wulin National Competition will be held here. Another roommate of theirs, Gu Xiaofei, will compete with Xiao Xuechen from the Lingxu Sect for the title of "Wulin Leader".

The three of them sat side by side, and after Zhao Xiachi chanted the "poem", no one spoke.The scene of seeing old friends again was not as exciting as they had imagined, but instead filled with a slight sense of embarrassment.

Zhao Xiachi pretended to cough twice, and the awkward reporter said emphatically, "A Tong, you have participated in the martial arts conference, how do you feel now?"

"What does it mean to have participated? I have already participated!" Zhuge Tong glared at him.

Lin Wuque laughed twice: "Yes, I was eliminated in the first round of the preliminaries."

"The one who eliminated me was the champion or the runner-up! He eliminated most of the people in the competition, okay! Why did you only laugh at me?" Zhuge Tong defended himself.

"You never told us that you are a descendant of the Zhuge clan in central Shu, or the famous Zhuge Qin Demon!"

Zhuge Tong stared at the two friends in disbelief: "Don't you see it? Do you still need me to tell you?"

Lin Wuque said: "The standard for you to select the Qin Demon is to see who makes the most noise?"

Zhao Xiachi nodded in agreement: "If the standard is like this, then you are indeed a well-deserved piano demon."

"But my surname is Zhuge! Can you tell something from this alone?" Zhuge Tong pointed at Zhao Xiachi angrily, "You are still a member of Bai Xiaosheng, so you don't even have this news sensitivity?"

Lin Wuque turned to the writer: "That's right, you never told us that you are a member of Bai Xiaosheng."

"I didn't work at Baixiaosheng at that time!" Zhao Xiachi said, "I came back to Baixiaosheng after I moved, and I was only a temporary worker! They didn't even pay me insurance! I'm not like you! Your comics Will the studio pay you insurance?"

Lin Wuque touched his chin: "That's right, our benefits are pretty good."

"You didn't tell us that you are a descendant of Tang Yin, or an expert in cultural relic appraisal." Zhuge Tong successfully pointed the finger at the painter.

"That's really not my job, why should I tell you this irrelevant information?"

Zhugetong and Zhao Xiachi narrowed their eyes.

Lin Wuque scratched his face and said loudly: "But the most amazing among us is Xiaofei! Who knew his martial arts could be so powerful? When I first met him, I never imagined that one day I would sit here and watch His game!"

"That's right, I didn't think of it either." Zhao Xiachi nodded.

"Uh, actually, I can see it a little bit." Zhuge Tong said weakly.

"what?!"

"Do you remember that Xiao Fei was seriously ill once? I took his pulse at that time and found that his inner strength is quite deep..."

"You didn't tell us!" Zhao Xiachi and Lin Wuque ignored the gazes of the audience and beat Zhuge Tong on the seat.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, let me treat you to the head office!"

"Are we invited to eat dark cuisine?!"

***

On the other side of the auditorium, Su Yunyue wearing a "Su He" mask and He Jin wearing sunglasses were sharing the same bucket of popcorn.

"I'm so touched. I'm more excited to see the students I taught myself than to participate in the competition myself." Teacher Su, who is tireless in educating people, wiped away tears with emotion.

"I hope he only learns the good from you." He Jin said viciously.

"What's wrong with me?"

"You...you are irresponsible. You are still causing trouble like a child at an old age. It is fine to run away without saying a word. I have been missing for four years and have not heard from me. I am mentally prepared to hear your obituary. As a result, you ran back without saying a word, and you caused me a lot of trouble when you came back, isn't that enough?" He Jin counted Su Yunyue as merciless.

"Well, I promise that next time I leave or come back, I will call you first, okay?"

"That's it?! That's all your introspection is?!"

"Although you say so, you are actually quite happy to see me come back, right?"

He Jin would not admit this.

"If you dare to cause trouble for me next time, this will be your fate!" He popped a popcorn.

Su Yunyue lowered his head, lightly licked He Jin's palm, rolled up the remains of popcorn on the tip of his tongue, rolled his Adam's apple, and swallowed it.

"Is this what will happen to me?" Su Yunyue raised the corners of his lips.

He Jin grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth, almost choking the former martial arts leader to death in the finals of this martial arts conference.

***

"My dear brother, do you need to take the special passage for the disabled?" Chen Haokong asked Qi Chong with concern.The two were squeezing into the stadium with the crowd.

"My leg got better last month! I don't need to use the disabled access, but you obviously do!" Qi Chong nodded his head.

"Brother Xian is in the mood to joke, which means that his body has recovered. Brother Yu is relieved."

Qi Chong still wanted to say something harsh to him, but when he thought about how Chen Haokong took care of him when he was bedridden, he couldn't yell.On the one hand, it's because his conscience doesn't allow him to be so rude to his benefactor, and on the other hand, it's because... in front of people who have seen your penis, no matter how angry you are, it's like putting on airs.

"I didn't expect so many people to watch the game." Qi Chong changed the subject.

"A ticket is hard to come by, brother, if it weren't for your family relationship, we might not even be able to get in." Chen Haokong said, "Who do you think will win this competition?"

"Of course I support my good buddy! Isn't this obvious? You also have problems here!" Qi Chong pointed to his eyes.

"Not necessarily. Brother Xiao has improved his swordsmanship since he studied the sword manual in "Sword Dance Picture". Xiao Fei may not be his opponent."

"Heh, you can learn magical skills just by looking at a few pictures? Why haven't I learned Kamehae Qigong after watching "Dragon Ball" every day?"

"Would you like to take a gamble, brother?" Chen Haokong said with a smile, "If brother wins, then we should break off the relationship."

"What?!" Qi Chong exclaimed, "What do you want to cut off?"

"Didn't my virtuous brother always want to cut off my robes? If my virtuous brother wins this time, it will be as my virtuous brother wishes, and we will have nothing to do with each other again."

Qi Chong's head buzzed.He really wanted to break up with Chen Haokong countless times in the past, but now his view of Chen Haokong has changed a lot, and he doesn't hate this relationship much anymore.The same proposal came out of Chen Haokong's mouth, no matter how annoying it was.

"Not anymore." He said bluntly.

"Why? Didn't my brother always..."

"Many people already know about our relationship. If we break up at this time...ah no, cut off the robe and judge justice, where will we put our Qi family's face? Are you making this suggestion on purpose to embarrass me?"

Chen Haokong said gently: "Of course not, you are my brother, your reputation is my reputation, and I will naturally not let your reputation be damaged."

"That's enough! Don't make such unrealistic and unconstructive proposals to me in the future!"

"Everything is up to Brother Xian." Chen Haokong covered his mouth, trying to hide his smile, but his eyes betrayed him.

***

Xiaoqi came to the arena with two flags, one with "Come on, Xiao Fei" and the other with "Come on, Dust". Both flags were too big, and she could only wave one at a time, so she took turns holding the two flags , the consequence is that the arm becomes very sore.

"Xiaoqi, who do you think can win?" Sitting next to Xiaoqi was the easily overwhelmed Shi Mantao.

"Half and half."

"So who do you want to win?"

"I can't be partial! It doesn't matter whoever wins, it can bring traffic to our cat cafe!" Xiaoqi couldn't close her mouth with a smile imagining the scene of a cloud of cat cafe guests.

Shi Mantao stared at the flag in her hand: "Have you already prepared the promotional materials?"

"No! The champion has not yet decided how to make materials? Wouldn't it be embarrassing to make a mistake?"

Shi Mantao lowered his voice: "Liar, you must have already done it. I saw you whispering to the printing shop brother when I delivered the cat for you."

Xiaoqi looked left and right, and after confirming that no one was eavesdropping on her business secrets, she whispered to Shi Mantao, "I asked him to design two designs. As soon as the winner is announced, he will start production."

Shi Mantao gave a thumbs up.

Xiaoqi continued: "If I also participate in the competition, there is no need to be so troublesome. Now I can start to print my business card, which says 'Wulin leader Linghuqi'..."

***

In the players' lounge, Fang Xinhe waved his fan as usual, and said to the two players with a smile, "Relax, don't be burdened, no matter who wins or loses, it is a victory for us—a win-win situation!"

"It feels like a competition within the sect." Yin Yan stood beside him with his hands behind his back.

It was not easy for my apprentice to reach the finals, so of course the master couldn't continue to live on the mountain.He reluctantly moved to Lanchuan City and came to the stadium to cheer for his apprentice.

"Senior brother, what you say will affect the enthusiasm of the players. What if they don't take the game seriously?" Fang Xinhe poked the senior brother.

Yin Yan pointed at Xiao Xuechen and Gu Xiaofei: "Have you two heard what Master Uncle said?"

"I will do my best." Gu Xiaofei said, "Finally, I can fight Xuechen seriously. If I get away with it, it means that I don't respect Xuechen, and I don't respect... er, the spirit of competition and the way of martial arts!"

Xiao Xuechen hugged him and kissed his forehead: "Well said. But don't say that in public next time, I won't be able to bear it."

"Ouch!" Fang Xinhe covered his distorted face with a fan, "You are the one, don't say such things in public! Disgusting!"

Then he turned to Yin Yan and whispered, "You really should learn from your apprentice!"

Yin Yan looked at the ceiling: "This is a public place, Xinhe, others can hear it!"

***

The moment Gu Xiaofei entered the arena, the cheers from all directions almost shattered his eardrums.Looking around, Gu Xiaofei recognized a few acquaintances, but most of them were strangers.Half of them called Xiao Xuechen, and the other half called his name.

It was almost like a dream.Had he been the man half a year ago, he would never have imagined that he would have such a day—all cheers, all eyes, and most importantly, standing in the same arena as Xiao Xuechen.

"Both contestants, do you understand the rules of the game?" The referee raised his hand and asked them to stand still in the middle of the arena.

Gu Xiaofei and Xiao Xuechen looked at each other and smiled at the same time.Gu Xiaofei smiled wider. Although Xiao Xuechen's smile was very shallow, his eyes were full of undisguised happiness and warmth.

It's like they're meeting for the first time.Gu Xiaofei thought to himself.At that time, he saw Xiao Xuechen with just one glance in the crowd, and his gaze was fixed on the young man in white, and he couldn't move away.

And at this moment, the eyes of the young man in white also fixed on him.

The days when they were together, whether it was joy or pain, Gu Xiaofei would never forget it for a day.

Today, they will decide the winner, but Gu Xiaofei doesn't care about winning or losing, he just wants to do his best, and have a heart-to-heart competition with Xiao Xuechen in the way of martial arts.

What will happen after today?Gu Xiaofei is not willing to think about such distant things.It is enough for him to just focus on the present and live in the present moment.

"It's all clear." Gu Xiaofei and Xiao Xuechen said in unison.

"For the martial arts competition, click to finish." The referee took a step back, "The competition starts now!"

"Gu Shaoxia." Xiao Xuechen clasped his fists and said.

"Xiao Shaoxia." Gu Xiaofei imitated him.

"Please advise me for the rest of my life."

"Please advise!"

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The author has something to say: Postscript:

This is the end of the text of "Unrivaled Divine Exercise"!Thank you for your support all the way!

The final result of the competition was not written, because no matter which one of them wins, I am a little sorry for the other www, so let the text stop here!Everyone can imagine the result of the game!

"Unrivaled Spiritual Exercises" is a very special article for me. I have never written this kind of subject before, and it is the first time I write a V article. The update pressure is relatively high. Please forgive me if there is something that is not well done. .

I originally wanted to write an article that is light-hearted and full of laughter. If there is something in this article that can make you laugh, I will be satisfied.

See you in the next article!