unrivaled gymnastics

Louis was sitting in the cargo bed of a small truck transporting ingredients, with a basket of fresh radishes under his buttocks, and opposite him, sitting on a basket of juicy Chinese cabbage was his assistant Fan Shang.The faces of the two were pale and green, which contrasted nicely with the radish and cabbage.

Three hours ago, they were driving hard to climb Lingxu Mountain.The mountain road was winding and undulating, Fan Shang was taken by the navigation and ran wrong several times, and Louis had already fainted, Xizi curled up in the passenger seat holding his vomiting bag as if holding his heart.He never gets dizzy when driving by himself, and his driving style is quite wild, but when it’s his turn to ride a car...especially when the mountain road is so winding, he feels that he should not blame himself for being too sensitive to the vestibular organ of the inner ear, let alone Fan Shang. He should be laughed at for that.

Fan Shang found out that Xiao Xuechen had run back to the Lingxu faction, so Louis followed him lingeringly (Fan Shang told him that "Yinghunbudisperse" is a synonym for "perseverance" in Chinese, and Louis felt that since they all have a "no") words, then Fan Shang probably did not lie to him).As one of the finalists, Xiao Xuechen has already proved his strong swordsmanship, so it's the turn of Juggernaut Europa to challenge him.

At the beginning, their journey was quite pleasant. The scenery of Lingxu Mountain was beautiful, allowing Louis to take a good breath of fresh air in the countryside and wash away the filth in his chest, but then things went bad.

Navigation and motion sickness are just the foreplay of this disaster - their car broke down just halfway up the mountain, and they tried to call for a tow truck, but there was no signal on their mobile phones!

Fan Shang thought that the signal might be received from a high place, so Louis stepped over the roadside fence, climbed up a towering tree, clung to the fragile branches, and held up the mobile phone high, just like a superhero in comics absorbing divine power and transforming .Louis saw Fan Shang secretly taking pictures of him with his mobile phone below. How could there be an employee in the world who took pictures of his boss? !

"Is there a signal?" Fan Shang asked after finishing shooting.

"No!" Louis replied angrily.

Suddenly, a wild monkey jumped out of the leaves, snatched his mobile phone, jumped to another tree, and grinned at him provocatively. (Fan Shang immediately hid his mobile phone when he saw this, the brat of a chicken thief.)

"Splash monkey!!!" Louis had only learned this word from a TV series not long ago.

The monkey screamed and jumped to the top of the tree, squatting on a small branch that Louis could not reach, holding up the mobile phone and dancing, enjoying the victim's exasperated expression.Enough with the show, he starts eating the spoils - stuffing the phone in his mouth and giving it a good bite with his tiny fangs.

After discovering that this recipe was neither chewable nor tasty, it felt cheated and lost interest in the phone, so it threw it away...

"Non!!!" Louie screamed.

Fan Shang looked at the torn wreckage on the ground, and held his phone tighter.

Louie wanted to grab the monkey and beat him up, but animal protection laws forbade him.As the essence of the universe and the primate of all things, human beings can't do anything to a lowly creature that is far behind itself on the evolutionary path!

He returned to the ground with heartache, and picked up the dead body of the mobile phone.Since there was no signal at high places, they made a difficult decision to continue climbing to the top of the mountain.

"We have already driven a lot of distance, and we will not be far away from the Lingxu Sect. As long as we move forward with the 'ghost lingering', we will definitely reach our destination!" Even though the mobile phone was killed, Louis did not give up hope.

Fan Shang smiled and did not correct his wording.

Two hours later, Fan Shang could no longer laugh.

"We... must... go the wrong way..." He fell to the side of the road panting.

"You're panting like this after just walking for a while?"

"It's been two hours, and I've been climbing...I'm not like you, I'm a normal human, and you're a fucking Predator..."

"Are you complimenting me?" Louis was flattered.

"...You think it is. Anyway, we will soon die in the mountains like stupid donkey friends who broke into no man's land."

"Don't give up hope, someone will come to save us! Someday my prince will come!" Louis lifted his blond hair and twirled gracefully and intoxicated. 【Note】

"Let's go with Letitgo." Fan Shang said weakly.

Louis agreed with Vincent to rest on the spot for 10 minutes, and then he also lay down.But as soon as the two of them lay down like this, a precious hour slipped away from their lives.They didn't come back to life until a small blue truck drove in the distance.

The small truck was delivering vegetables to the Lingxu faction cafeteria. After some explanation ("We are not dead! We are not zombies either! We are going to Lingxu faction!"), the driver agreed to pick them up.

There was no extra space in the car, so they had to sit on a pile of vegetables.Louis was convulsed again, Vincent was exhausted.

"I just said why there is a car on the way! It turned out to be yours! I thought the person in the car fell off the cliff!"

"If you hadn't passed by, we would probably have died..." Fan Shang said angrily.

The driver laughed heartily: "This is already very close to Lingxu faction, you will be there in two hours' walk!"

Fan Shang almost rolled his eyes and passed out.

"There are monkeys!" Louie yelled, "The monkeys took my phone!"

"Ah, yes, you can't fight yet."

"I understand, because there are wildlife protection laws and animal protection organizations!"

The driver said, "No. If you hit the monkey, the monkeys will come back in droves to take revenge."

Louis: "..."

Fortunately, he restrained himself at that time, otherwise the master driver would have encountered two dead bodies under the claws of the monkeys.

"What are you doing at Lingxu School as a foreigner?" the driver asked, "I heard that there are Thais and Japanese in Lingxu School, but this is the first time I have seen a foreigner with blonde hair, blue eyes and big nose like you."

Louis wanted to explain that he didn't go to learn art from a teacher, but went to kick the hall, but the driver master had a good relationship with the Lingxu faction, so he might throw him off the cliff, or drive the car directly down the cliff.So he decided to follow the driver's words.

"Yeah, I admire Chinese martial arts." This is not a lie.

"A big girl like you also wants to learn martial arts?"

Louis looked down at himself in women's clothing. "Don't you have many heroines in China?"

"That's true."

The driver's national pride was greatly satisfied, and he was full of praise for Louis' modest and studious attitude and keen eyesight, and he graciously allowed them to eat raw vegetables in the car. "Anyway, you still have to eat Lingxu Sect when you arrive at them."

Louis wanted to cry but gnawed on the turnip.Thinking of him as the heir to a multinational sporting goods giant, he usually eats delicacies at Michelin three-star restaurants, but now he is sitting on a truck eating carrots. It is simply a modern version of "Les Miserables".

"I hope I can have a good meal when I go up the mountain." He said pitifully.

"Everything is good on the mountain. There is a network and a signal. If you want to make a phone call, you can go online if you want to go online."

"...There is WiFi on the mountain? How is it possible?"

"Yes, I don't know why. I heard that the head is a scientist. Maybe there is a connection."

Louis immediately stood in awe.the scientist!Is the head of the Lingxu faction such a remarkable figure!He imagined an Einstein in ancient Chinese costume, holding a small sword instead of chalk.

The little train drove up to the top of the mountain and stopped at the back door of Lingxu faction.The head of the security guard stuck out of the security room. "Old Hu, delivery?"

"Yes."

"Who are those two in the car?"

"International friends, met on the way, come to learn from a teacher."

The security guard asked the two international friends to get off the car and take a rest in the security room. The driver had to deliver the goods, so he couldn't spend time with them here.

The security guard made a few phone calls and said to Lu Yi: "It's a coincidence that our chief disciple just came back, otherwise there would be no one to receive him during the big holiday. Please sit down first, he will come right away."

Louis thought to himself that Xiao Xuechen was indeed here, did he hide in this barren mountain because he was afraid of confronting him?

The security guard did not dare to neglect the international friends, and poured them two cups of tea.Louie thanked him politely, but shouted in his heart that you could get something to eat!

After two to three minutes, two familiar figures came down from the mountain, they were Xiao Xuechen and Gu Xiaofei.Xiao Xuechen's steps were steady and windy, while Gu Xiaofei was bouncing up and down, reminding Louis of the wild monkeys on the mountain.

"As soon as I heard that an international friend was visiting, I guessed it was you." Xiao Xuechen looked at Louis who was covered in dust and leaves, "This way please. Do you want to stay in a guest house?"

"...Is there any other place to live?" Fan Shang was surprised.

Gu Xiaofei rushed to answer: "You can still stay in the dormitory!"

Xiao Xuechen gave him an elbow: "No."

He ignored Gu Xiaofei's rebuttal of "Why, I live in the dormitory", and turned to Fan Shang: "You can still camp."

"I live in a guest house." Louis said firmly, "but I have to eat first."

Xiao Xuechen led them to the cafeteria.Gu Xiaofei stared curiously at the blonde international friend along the way.Louis has known Gu Xiaofei for a long time, but Gu Xiaofei still doesn't know the existence of Louis, and he doesn't even know that Xiao Xuechen and Louis have met.

"You and Xuechen...and Daxia Xiao?" he asked.

"Yeah, we are old friends."

"Really, really?"

Louis thought that he had a very close relationship with Gu Xuyang, so his senior brother with Gu Xuyang should be regarded as an "old friendship". "Of course." He smiled sweetly, "I know you too. I've basically watched all of your games."

"Thank you, miss, for your support!" Gu Xiaofei said happily.

Xiao Xuechen, who was leading the way, staggered, and Fan Shang looked away.They knew Louis' true gender, so they were full of sympathy for Gu Xiaofei.

Xiao Xuechen corrected: "Xiao Fei, this is actually..."

"My name is Celine." Lu Yi smiled and told Gu Xiaofei his name when he was disguised as a woman.He likes when people misunderstand his gender, and he likes the expressions of others when they learn the truth—as if they have witnessed the moment when the world is destroyed.

"Are you here to learn from a teacher?" Gu Xiaofei asked.

"Of course not. I came here specifically to find Xiao Xuechen."

"Looking for him...?" Gu Xiaofei paused, and looked at Xiao Xuechen helplessly.

Louis said: "I have an appointment with him, and now I'm here to keep the appointment."

"Appointment... what appointment?"

"Who has an appointment with you? I never promised." Xiao Xuechen pulled Gu Xiaofei to his side, keeping the young man away from this sinister tycoon dressed in women's clothing.

"Oh? Do you dare to do it or not? Is it because I am a foreigner that you are afraid of ruining the reputation of yourself and the sect?"

Gu Xiaofei turned to Xiao Xuechen in horror: "What did you do to her?!"

"Nothing!"

The author has something to say: [Note] are the theme songs of Disney animation. Someday my prince will come is the theme song of "Snow White".