unrivaled gymnastics

"Master." Xiao Xuechen nodded slightly at the man, then turned to Gu Xiaofei, "This is my master Yin Yan."

Gu Xiaofei waited for him to introduce himself to the master, but after waiting for a long time, Xiao Xuechen didn't speak any more.Because the master already knows himself, so there is no need to say more?

"Good morning, Master." Gu Xiaofei bowed awkwardly to Yin Yan.

The drone flew towards them, hovering over their heads.Yin Yan stared at the screen and nodded thoughtfully: "Very good, it's just right for Xuechen."

"Master, everyone is in front of you, and you are still staring at the computer?"

"The viewing angle of the drone is better."

Xiao Xuechen cracked his knuckles: "If there is nothing important, we will go back. Xiao Fei is tired and wants to rest."

Gu Xiaofei said innocently: "It's okay, I'm not tired! I only climbed the mountain for a while, so it's time to exercise."

Xiao Xuechen stared at him with terrifying eyes.

Yin Yan let the drone land and closed his notebook. "Wonderful! Since little friend Gu is not tired, then I will show you around the Moon Pavilion!"

Having said that, his body was empty, and he suddenly came to Gu Xiaofei's side, and he hugged Gu Xiaofei's shoulders familiarly.Xiao Xuechen opened his mouth, hesitated to speak, and finally followed them depressed.

"Did you see the plaque of 'Tengyue Pavilion'? I personally inscribed it. What do you think?"

Yin Yan looked at Gu Xiaofei expressionlessly, but his eyes were burning with flames, as if he was looking forward to being praised by the guests.Gu Xiaofei didn't know anything about calligraphy, so he couldn't boast about flowers, so he could only say: "I don't know calligraphy, and I can't tell you how to do it. I just think it looks good. And the name Dengyue Pavilion is really nice, is it named after the 'Lingxu School'? ? Lingxu and landing on the moon are really very artistic!"

He thought he played well, but Yin Yan gave him a strange look, and said, "The Moon Landing Pavilion commemorates Apollo No. 11 landing on the moon, and it has nothing to do with the Lingxu Sect."

——What kind of moon landing do you commemorate as a martial arts sect? !

"Master, he likes science." Xiao Xuechen explained coldly.

Gu Xiaofei looked at the drone and said weakly, "I can see it."

"It's not accurate to say that. I'm not a 'science lover', but a scientist who has been delayed by martial arts." Yin Yan corrected his apprentice's mistake, "If I went to do scientific research back then, the Moon Pavilion commemorates the feat of the Chinese people It’s gone.” He sighed vicissitudes, “I only regret that I can’t dedicate myself to science in this life, so I have to live in this remote mountain where the sun and the moon can’t be distinguished, playing with drones and other gadgets to waste time.”

"Master, writing some sci-fi articles like "On the Possibility of Humanoid Self-propelled King Kong Mecha" and submitting them to the Chinese Academy of Sciences is not called 'research', okay? What's more, it was rejected."

——What have you been researching all day long, Master!Do you want to study martial arts well and educate your disciples?Don't mess with those messy things, I listen, I'm embarrassed for you!Gu Xiaofei had countless complaints in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it in front of his master, for fear of being kicked down the mountain by his old man.

Yin Yan's expression froze.Gu Xiaofei was worried that Xiao Xuechen's words would make him explode, but Yin Yan quickly recovered, and said calmly: "Don't always pay attention to being a teacher. Gu Xiaoyou is new here, and I don't know him well. Tell me about yourself, Gu Xiaoyou." .”

——Just kick the ball to me!

Gu Xiaofei's head was covered with cold sweat, he hesitated and said: "I...I have nothing to say..."

"Where were you born, where did you learn from, what constellation, and how did you meet Xuechen?"

"...you still have to tell me your zodiac sign?!"

"Don't you young people like to talk about this? I just checked what topics young people like to talk about at gatherings, so as not to cause embarrassment if we don't talk speculatively."

——But it’s embarrassing to talk about this kind of topic, Master!

Gu Xiaofei gave Xiao Xuechen a look of pleading for help: "Help me out!"

Xiao Xuechen also signaled with his eyes: I can't save you, so please ask for blessings.

Gu Xiaofei's eyes darkened.

Yin Yan introduced him to Dengyue Pavilion, asked him to sit in the flower hall, and then used the tea pouring robot he developed to pour tea for Gu Xiaofei.The robot was not well developed, and when pouring tea, he misaligned the cup and almost spilled the tea into Gu Xiaofei's crotch.Fortunately, he hid quickly, and the tea was herbal tea, otherwise he would have said goodbye to Xiao Xiaofei.

Yin Yanxu asked Gu Xiaofei a lot of questions, ranging from "what is your blood type" to "why did you resign from your last job?" Gu Xiaofei was under investigation at the police station, and no one would ask him so carefully .The more he talked, the happier Yin Yan looked.He thought that Yin Yan must have lived in the deep mountains and old forests for too long and was so bored that he was so curious about this newcomer. After all, there was no entertainment in the mountains, and now it was a holiday and there were no disciples for him to entertain.From this aspect, he and Fang Xinhe are exactly the same. Fang Xinhe also likes to make fun of others. Although the way of making fun of others is different, the essence is the same. If there are brothers, there must be brothers.

"Master, are you so curious about me?"

"Naturally, you are Xuechen's favorite..."

Xiao Xuechen suddenly coughed heavily and winked at Yin Yan.Yin Yan understood what he meant, and continued: "...My dear friend, as a master, of course I care about your character."

"So you ran all the way to Lanchuan City to monitor me?" Gu Xiaofei frowned.

"Xuechen doesn't like to contact me, and Xinhe is always secretive and doesn't talk about the main points, so I will make a trip in person."

"Sneaked back to Lingxu Mountain after being discovered?"

"How can we call the matter of us martial arts 'slip'?" Yin Yan was confident, "Don't always pay attention to me, tell me about you. How did you and Xuechen meet? I heard that Xuechen is Your benefactor?"

As soon as this Gu Xiaofei is mentioned, he gets excited.He likes to praise Xiao Xuechen's benevolence to others, and being rescued so many times by the upright Daxia Xiao seems to be a deed worth showing off.So he temporarily forgave the master's peeping behavior.His old man (although he is not old, but he has a high seniority) also cares about his apprentices!

Gu Xiaofei happily described his first encounter with Xiao Xuechen, and if he had the opportunity to make a video of this scene, he would definitely use various soft light filters to beautify Xiao Xuechen's surprise when he appeared on stage.

Yin Yan is not a very good questioner, but he is a very good listener.When listening to stories, he always fears at the right time and marvels at the right time, perfectly matching Gu Xiaofei's narration.With his encouragement, Gu Xiaofei started from the first meeting to the reunion, then their cohabitation and their competition.If time permits, he can talk tirelessly all day long.

Yin Yan asked them to come down for lunch.When he took out a bunch of snacks, Gu Xiaofei was completely convinced.Even if the end of the world comes, Master will probably be able to live happily in the mountains.

Master's snacks are various, but not very filling.Xiao Xuechen saw that Gu Xiaofei was uncomfortable, so he took the initiative to refuse the master's request to continue chatting after the meal, claiming to show Gu Xiaofei a tour of the sect, and dragged him away.

Yin Yan stuffed a bunch of snacks for Gu Xiaofei, leaned against the door of Dengyue Pavilion, and waved at them: "Go slowly! Don't fall into the water!"

Gu Xiaofei staggered, it was okay not to mention it, but by mentioning it specially, Gu Xiaofei was even more worried that his feet would slip.

Yin Yan wanted to send a drone to see him off, but Xiao Xuechen picked up a few pebbles and stared at them covetously, so Yin Yan had no choice but to give up.When the figures of the two disappeared into the forest, Yin Yan sighed contentedly, and said, "It's true that my father-in-law looks at his son-in-law—the more he looks at it, the more he likes it."

Behind the screen behind him came a figure, carrying an umbrella and waving a folding fan. It was Fang Xinhe.

"When did Xuechen become a daughter? After all, it's the husband who cares about his daughter-in-law."

"Men and women are equal, aren't they all the same?" Yin Yan shrugged.

"What do brothers think of Xiao Fei?"

"Very good! Wonderful! Apart from being simple, he looks good in everything. There is nothing to be done about simplicity. He is still young, and he will mature naturally after being honed in the future."

"It seems that senior brother is very satisfied."

Yin Yan turned around: "You've come a long time ago, why didn't you show up?"

"I was seen by Xuechen and wanted to laugh at me. He refused to come up at the foot of the mountain, and ran to you when he got to the mountain. I don't even know what to say about myself."

"Oh." Yin Yan raised his eyebrows in confusion, "What's so funny about this? How tiring it is to go up the mountain, I wouldn't want to climb the mountain if it were me."

Fang Xinhe closed his fan, and walked towards Yin Yan with a smile: "Brother only cares about the apprentice and his wife, don't you care about the younger brother?"

"Is the cat cafe business good? Are all the cats okay?"

"...Is this called 'Caring for Junior Brother'?"

"I care about your career."

"Brother, it's better for me to care about myself."

"Xinhe, stop acting like a baby when you're old, it's disgusting."

Fang Xinhe rolled his eyes skyward.He prided himself on being eloquent and eloquent, but he was at a loss for words when he was in front of this incomprehensible senior brother.Sometimes he wondered whether his senior brother really didn't understand his hint, or he was just pretending to be stupid.The two supported each other along the way, and almost the entire sect agreed that they were a couple, only to pierce the layer of window paper, but senior brother's window paper is made of some high-tech nanomaterials, damn it It just can't be pierced!For so many years, he has made a living by YYing with Shi Mantao and searching fan fictions of himself and his senior brother. Is it easy for him?

"Why don't you speak?" Yin Yan asked with concern.

Fang Xinhe was speechless.

"Xinhe, do you feel like there is something in your throat that you can't cough up or swallow?"

Fang Xinhe was speechless and could only acquiesce.

"It's terrible, that's a symptom of chronic pharyngitis!"

Fang Xinhe moaned: "Who will take him away..."

The author has something to say: Master's research achievements over the years include:

Made Lingxushan's first Tesla coil, and almost caused a fire accident when playing with Fang Xinhe.

The "Pingxin Pavilion" of Master Shizu was renamed "Dengyue Pavilion" to commemorate Apollo No. 11 landing on the moon.

Wrote many articles such as "On the Possibility of Humanoid Self-propelled King Kong Mecha", "Clean Energy Revolution: A Preliminary Study of Compass Power Generation", "Proving Goldbach's Conjecture with the Principle of Taoist Yin and Yang", etc., which were submitted to the Chinese Academy of Sciences, but were rejected.

Successfully used drones to give oral lectures. Some disciples said that they have not seen the real master for a long time. They suspect that the master is dead and the AI ​​is teaching.

Let Lingxu Pai fully cover wifi. (only this last one is widely popular)