I love swords more than paying for mourning gods

[Touken Ranbu] I love swords more than Fusangshen

Author: Shang Xuan

As a newly appointed God Judge, although he expressed just the right expectation, joy and apprehension when communicating with the few friends in this world, Shiyan is not as excited as most people think.

Of course, Shiyan is not the real name of the god judge, but he likes the name of this city very much, so he simply uses it as the code name of the god judge, and there is no special meaning.

His appointment this time is not a white board Honmaru in the ordinary sense, and of course it is not a dark Honmaru.Although there were indeed some disturbances at the beginning of the establishment of the Government of Time, the bigwigs who organized the government had no backup, and after decades of development, in 2237, all aspects of the system tended to be perfected.

Even if the original Honmaru was set in the style of a traditional Japanese garden for better care of swordsmen, it is not really completely retro. At least the existence of swordsmiths is a complete combination of technology and art.

Power goes to the same goal by different routes. In 2237, technology, magic, alchemy, yin and yang, etc. are all working hard for the future of mankind. The government of time and the government of this world are also in close cooperation. Otherwise, how could the government of time get so much? Judge.

But even with the strong cooperation of the current government, there are still not many people with special abilities who are willing to become god judges.Even though a lot of benefits are provided, and there is even a special welfare policy for the family members of the god judge, but such a person with special abilities has unlimited possibilities and a bright future in the future, why should he become a god judge , living in the cracks of time and space, fighting against numerous historical revisionists and powerful inspectors may even be life-threatening.

This is like recruiting soldiers at the author's time, and what is needed is talents who can become special forces, although most of the god judges are civilians, and the battle is handed over to the men with swords and swords under them.

But even in such a situation, the requirements for the judges have not been lowered, but have been increased.To become a spiritual examiner, not only a spiritual power test, but also a theoretical test, the first round of interviews, psychological evaluation, credit check during the observation period, and the second round of interviews, this process will take up to a month.There is still a 3-month probationary period after becoming a god judge. If something bad happens during this period, you will still be sent home. After 3 months, the degree of freedom of the examiner has increased, but a report must be written every day to explain the basic situation of the pill. There is a virtual meeting a week, a physical meeting in a district a month, a district inspection every six months, and a full inspection every year. .The optical brains of the judges will also be upgraded during their tenure, and the monitoring level is higher than that of ordinary people.

However, compared horizontally, such a job is relatively easy, not to mention that the government will give various subsidies and benefits to the inquisitors.Generally speaking, except for some cases of kryptonite and frugality, the quality of life of the god-inspectors in 2237 is at the upper-middle level.

The government's welfare policy also contributed to Shiyan's becoming a god judge, but the bigger reason was that he wanted to try a different way of life.

When Shiyan was browsing a marked post on the internal forum of the Inquisitor, his communication icon started flickering crazily. He frowned helplessly when he saw the familiar avatar. He really didn't want to open it, but if he wasn't within 5 minutes Reply, his "friend" (self-proclaimed) will make a communication call, and if he doesn't answer, he will be bombarded by video calls.

Clicking on the avatar, a lot of information filled the light screen, Shiyan helplessly raised his forehead, then changed the reading method, and finally saw all the information.

Big guy ignores me: are you here? are you here? are you here? are you here? are you there?

The boss ignored me: I heard that you were going to be a god judge, why didn't you tell me that we are not good friends?

Big guy ignores me: Don’t pretend you didn’t see me and I know you’re there

The boss ignored me: Do you think it’s too boring? I can take you to play! It’s so boring to be a god judge! Why don’t you talk?

Boss ignore me: back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back fast back

The boss ignored me: let me treat you to a meal, why didn't you tell me I was the last to know

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A little impatient, Shiyan browsed through all of them carefully.He knew that this situation would happen as soon as this person found out, so he deliberately asked people to cooperate and not tell him, and he would talk about it after he took office, but this person didn't know where he got the news, so he still asked.

Shiyan: No need, I will leave tomorrow.Indifference.JPG

Big guy ignores me: Don’t, don’t, no, no, no, no, I’m ready for the party, don’t worry, I only invited our people to come, come on, come on

Shiyan: I have seen them.

The boss ignores me: ヽ(.>д<)p You are not happy to see me

Big guy ignores me: At least have a drink tonight, don't give me face, we have known each other for so many years

Seeing this news, Shiyan took a sip of the water next to him, and lightly stroked the smooth wall of the cup.

Shiyan: good

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"Let me say," Eguchi Shirley (that is, the boss ignores me, real name) stepped on the high stool with one foot, propped his chin with one hand and looked sideways at Shiyan, "How long have you signed? Three years ? Five years? Ten years? Or a lifetime?"

Shiyan watched the foam floating on the beer break quickly one after another, and responded casually: "It's been ten years so far."

"So far?!" Eguchi Shirley yelled out of control, and when he realized that everyone was looking at him, he quickly lowered his voice and leaned into Shiyan's ear, "How many years do you want? You don't know what you will do in ten years. What does it look like, just sign for ten years and go to a place out of society!"

Averting his eyes from the beer foam, Shiyan turned his head and stared at Eguchi Shirley quietly, turned around uncomfortably at Eguchi Shirley, coughed dryly, and then muttered: "I I'm not afraid of you... Although I believe that the big boss is the same everywhere, even if, even ten years later, it's no big deal."

Fu turned around again and said, "I still believe in you! But if you have anything to do, you must contact me, my family is still capable."

Shiyan listened to Eguchi Shirley's awkward worry and straightforward assurance, and smiled: "Okay."

"Have a glass of the storm!" A crisp female voice sounded nearby.

"Hey!" Eguchi Shirley gestured to Shiyan to the side, and became excited again, "Is that storm the endorsement of that Taidao?"

"Jiro Tachi, the sword is five feet long, and the sword is crafted by Chiyotsuru Guoan. It is a good sword." Shiyan replied.

Tempest is a glass of golden-red wine, slightly sweet in the mouth, then full of spicy, but slightly bitter in the aftertaste, usually decorated with lemon slices, cherries and blueberries, it is a kind of domineering taste liquor.It is endorsed by Jiro Tachi, inspired by what Jiro Tachi said knowingly, that is, "If people do it, it will be as severe as a storm!"

Generally speaking, men with swords and swords cannot come to this world, but in order to attract people with special abilities to be god judges, the cooperation between the government of the time and the government of the current world includes such matters as endorsements, and the endorsements that have been successful so far In addition to Jiro Tachi’s alcohol, there are also nail polish endorsed by California Kiyomitsu, tea endorsed by Omaru, kitchen utensils and food and pastries endorsed by Candlestick Mitsukiri, cold medicine endorsed by Yaken Toshiro, etc.

Among them, the nail polish endorsed by California Qingguang even has a series of manicure-themed products about sword men, such as the crescent moon of the Mikazuki Zongjin series, the white fox of the Xiaohumaru series, and the firefly of the Yingwan series...

These endorsements have also played some expected roles, and even among some ordinary people, these men with swords are extremely popular. In the eyes of these fans, the profession of God Judge is very enviable and hated by them. The existence of the "Basic Law of Non-Human Intelligent Organisms" also promoted the adoption and implementation of the proposal of the special "Law on the Protection of Men with Swords and Swords".

"Oh," Jiangguchi Shili was interested when he heard Shiyan's words. He seldom heard Shiyan take the initiative to express a clear emotional tendency towards a thing. Choked, he quickly put down his glass and covered his mouth and coughed, his eyes were watery from the cough.

Shiyan watched him cough, and ate the cherries and blueberries that decorated the wine glass. After Shizuri Eguchi calmed down a bit, he asked the bartender for a tissue and handed it to him, saying: "The storm is very strong, don't Drink in such a hurry."

Eguchi Shirley wiped his mouth and hands with a tissue, then cleared his throat and said, "I didn't expect this! Why don't you say it."

"You didn't ask." Shiyan replied.

They were silent with each other for a while, then both of them laughed.

After drinking, he was dragged by Eguchi Shirley to eat a supper called farewell banquet. Eguchi Shirley got drunk while eating supper, hugged Shiyan's waist and talked nonsense, and finally took a taxi Send Eguchi Shirley back home, and help him change clothes and settle down by the way. It is already early morning when he returns to his home.

This has exceeded his usual sleeping time for a long time, Shiyan rubbed his painful forehead, washed up and fell asleep.

The Shizhi government receptionist who came on time saw a gloomy face, as if muddled.