if this is the saint

Of course Wu Wu saw Sun Wukong's regret, and couldn't help but gritted his teeth. The other party naturally hoped that he would get it over with once, but he didn't!

After enduring it again and again, Dao Wu couldn't help but leaned closer, "What's the matter with your marriage?"

Sun Wukong randomly found a chair and sat down, unfortunately, it was the only chair at the top of the hall, "It's not because the 'queen' found out that your national teacher is not right, so I want to find someone to test it out, only……"

"It's just that he didn't expect that the person he was looking for was actually with us." Daowu sat on the footrest of the seat, sticking to Monkey King, and answered Monkey King's words with a smile.

Sun Wukong glanced, "Who says I'm with you guys?"

Wu Wu was stunned, and gave himself a slap, "Look at my nonsense, of course we are us, and you are you!"

I have never seen such a quick confession, Sun Wukong lay down in the seat, "Where is the national teacher here?"

Wu Wu gently massaged Sun Wukong's long legs. Seeing that Sun Wukong didn't refuse, his heart suddenly fluttered, and he enthusiastically explained to Monkey King: "I went to give that woman 'joy', and the task entrusted to her will take hundreds of years. It’s only at this level, if I wasn’t too lazy to mobilize people to come over, I would have sent her to see the King of Hades long ago.”

Fingers kneaded the flexible muscles along the veins, and the temperature was transmitted through a layer of fabric. The massage technique of the other party was still good, but Monkey King let it go for some reason.

After seeing Sun Wukong's question, he was actually not interested in the national teacher, so Dawu quickly changed the subject, "Do you know why the status of men in this country is so low?"

Monkey King really got a little interested, "Why?" This country is indeed the most deformed country he has ever seen. The status of men and women is completely opposite to that of the outside world, and even lower.

Wu Wu smiled, "It's very simple. Everyone has a beast in their hearts that they want to conquer and control. There are a lot of women in this country, and their physique is different from that of the outside world. They live like Men are the same, men can do what they can, they can do as much, but they eat less than men, and they are even lower than men. When the number of men decreases rapidly again, they only need a fire, and their beasts It was released easily, and once the beast is free and enjoys the deliciousness of freedom, it will naturally do everything for this deliciousness."

From these few words, we can know that the miraculous Zimu River is probably also the masterpiece of this national teacher. Sun Wukong changed his leg and cocked his legs, guessing: "Your national teacher is the one who set this fire?"

Dawu didn't care about the dust on the trouser legs at all, hugged the long leg in his arms and squeezed it, and corrected him, "It's not my national teacher, it's just my insignificant subordinate, she didn't set this fire The person, but the person who makes the number of men here decrease rapidly." After speaking, he gave Monkey King a look of 'you understand'.

Sun Wukong let out an "ah", and suddenly understood the meaning of the "happy" that Wu Wu said before, probably to make people feel the feeling of overuse of something?Hmm... too harsh, he refused to imagine.

Are all the demons so unrestrained?Thinking about Dao Wu who always likes to be messy along the way, but he didn't cross the line. Of course, it was because of his forceful suppression, but he didn't look at other people... But why did he think of Dao Wu? !

Sun Wukong quickly regained his senses, kicked Dawu and retracted his leg, "Boring, is there any place along the way where you have not touched your hands and feet?"

He let out a embarrassed 'uh', "Then I'll let those people behind me stop now?"

Sun Wukong thought for a while, "No, it's better this way, I can't wait to see Tathagata." Sun Wukong suddenly stretched out his finger, picked Wuwu's chin, and whispered: "You will help me, won't you ?"

What else can Wu Wu do besides nod?Naturally, he took the initiative to bring his chin closer to Monkey King.

Monkey King quickly threw people away "...", why is it different from what he read in the scripture book?

……

On the way back, the 'Queen' was quiet for a while, but she still couldn't help asking, "Mr. Sun, how did your 'talk' go with the National Teacher?"

After everyone left the National Teacher's Mansion, the 'queen' thought that the 'conversation' between the two would cause a lot of commotion, and that one would die and the other would be injured, but he didn't see anything unusual until the two came out safely , it seems that the two really just had a friendly conversation, but the strange thing is that the mess in the National Teacher's Mansion was obviously not peaceful.

To be honest, 'The Queen' was a bit disappointed with the result.

Sun Wukong glanced at the 'Queen' and said two words, "Very good."

The simplicity is so maddening, the 'queen' took a deep breath, "What did the national teacher say?"

"The national teacher will no longer interfere with the issue of His Majesty's heirs, and the wedding can continue tomorrow."

'Queen' frowned, this answer was not what he wanted at all, and he didn't know what answer he wanted, but it was obviously not what Sun Wukong said at this time, "Then have you found out the other answers of the national teacher?" Something's wrong?"

Sun Wukong shook his head, looking at the 'queen' with a cold gaze, "Your Majesty said that letting me come here is just a test for the national teacher, and I want to see the national teacher's reaction. Now that I see it, the national teacher was originally unwilling. But because of me, I have to make a concession, now your heir can decide for himself, so will the scene of tomorrow continue?"

The original agreement between the two was to get married by Monkey King in exchange for customs clearance documents from Tang Seng and others. Later, after the "Queen" found out that Monkey King was unusual, it became a test of marriage to the national teacher. The "Queen" knew that with Monkey King's ability, It is definitely impossible for the other party to stay and marry him.

But looking at Sun Wukong's cold face, for some reason, he smiled, "Go on, I have already announced it to the world, so naturally I can't go back on my word."

……

The whole country is decorated with lanterns and festoons, but Monkey King's residence is exceptionally quiet.

That night, Zhu Bajie came to Sun Wukong's room with a big belly on fire. As soon as he entered the door, he was blinded by the piles of things in the room. Thinking that his senior brother was about to get married, he cried to the ground, "Senior brother... ..."

"Crying for mourning? You are married, not dead." Sun Wukong came out of the shower from behind, and said lightly with moisture all over his body. His long golden hair was half-dry, and the room was covered with a thick layer of soft velvet. He was used to wearing black clothes, but now he was a little uncomfortable because of the white obscene clothes.

It was only tonight that he found out that Daughter Country actually taboos black. Although he didn't criticize him for being dressed in black before, there was no black clothing for him at all.

Zhu Bajie stared, seeing Sun Wukong looking over, quickly shifted his gaze down, and suddenly burst into tears again, mourning in his heart that his senior brother is a monster, even his toes are so beautiful.

Looking at Zhu Bajie's round belly, Monkey King squatted down and tried the feel of his hand curiously, "This sarcoma should be maturing, and it seems that it's time to take the last medicine."

Staring at the pair of white soles that broke into his eyes, his bulging belly was touched, Zhu Bajie held his breath, his heart was beating like a "Tong Tong", and finally he became fat, leaned on Monkey King, and breathed through the tip of his nose Seeing Sun Wukong's refreshing breath after bathing, Zhu Bajie closed his eyes and said weakly: "Woo~ Big Brother, I'm in so much pain, you can touch it for me again."

Monkey King, who turned around to take the pill, came back and poked Zhu Bajie's stomach lightly, "Really? It still hurts? Do you want to touch it?"

Zhu Bajie grunted and nodded, puffing out his stomach to welcome Sun Wukong's gentle touch, but the next second he cried bitterly, "Oh, I dare not, big brother, I will never dare again! Now it is It hurts, it hurts!"

"It hurts? Then I'll rub it for you again."

"Oh oh~ no no no no, it doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt now!"

Sun Wukong slowly withdrew his evil hand, took out the medicine, squeezed Zhu Bajie's mouth and was about to pour it, "You'd better take the medicine quickly and pull the things out, seeing a man with a big belly hurts your eyes!"

Disappointed to see the "Monkey King" he was leaning on turned into a phantom and disappeared, seeing the real Monkey King pinching his mouth, Zhu Bajie, who was too sad and regretful, struggled quickly, covered his mouth, and muffled his voice. "Don't, don't, big brother, let's talk about it after we get out of this daughter's country first, otherwise we will have to stay here for a few days, I would rather go slowly on the road..."

"That's it...that's fine!" Sun Wukong let go of his hand, put the pill back into the bottle and threw it to Zhu Bajie, "You take it yourself, you can eat it whenever you want, and it's your own if you lose it."

Zhu Bajie seemed to be born again, quickly put away the small bottle carefully, and then looked at Monkey King, not daring to have other small thoughts, "Well, big brother, when are we leaving?"

Monkey King was sitting at the table, playing with a small object specially ordered by the 'Queen', "Pack up your things and leave the daughter country tonight, and tomorrow I will meet you with the customs clearance documents."

Of course Zhu Bajie knew that Sun Wukong could not really marry a mortal, but he felt uncomfortable, "Otherwise, elder brother, you should go with us, it won't be a big deal if there is one less customs clearance document, Tathagata will not come to check one by one, Otherwise, we will now go to coerce the queen and give us the documents."

Sun Wukong hit Zhu Bajie on the head with the gadget in his hand, "I can solve the problem justifiably with a few hairs, why do you go to so much trouble?"

It turned out that Sun Wukong planned to use his avatar to marry him, but Zhu Bajie blinked and said, "Okay, then I will call Brother Sha and Master now, and we will wait for you outside my daughter's country."

The one who answered him was Sun Wukong who raised his leg and kicked, showing no pity for someone with a big belly.

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