seriously ill

At seven o'clock in the evening, a restaurant in H city.

Facing the densely packed menu, Zheng Haoxi checked this and that, endlessly.

"Have you finished ordering? You're left." Min Yoongi impatiently took away the menu from Zheng Ho-seok's hand. Zheng Ho-seok stared at the menu like a dog staring at the bone, and took the menu from Min Yoongi again. snatched it back from his hands.

"Okay, okay, that's all right, don't rush me." After ordering the last dish, Zheng Haoxi handed the menu directly to the waiter.

"Do you want the beer at room temperature or iced?" the waiter asked while checking the menu.

"The beer should be cold, thank you." Zheng Haoxi replied with a smile.

"What?! You also ordered beer?! No alcohol! Please change it to four orange juices." Min Yoongi corrected the waiter.

"Why can't you drink alcohol? We're all grown-ups, what's the matter with some alcohol? Besides, just a few bottles of beer!" Zheng Haoxi immediately expressed his dissatisfaction.

Min Yoongi ignored him at all, didn't even glance at him, and raised the cup in his hand expressionlessly.

Chung Hoseok sat in there dissatisfied and sulking, Min Yoongi drank his own water calmly, with a detached and arrogant attitude that he didn't see anything.Jin Suozhen and Park Jimin suddenly felt so low pressure that they couldn't breathe, and regretted coming out to eat this meal.This is not a dinner party, it is clearly torture!

But in reality, the meal wasn't exactly a torment.Although Min Yoongi cherishes words like gold throughout the whole process, Zheng Hoseok is like a monkey who can't calm down. Even with food in his mouth, he can't stop talking. In a word, the other three were happily joking or telling anecdotes, not boring at all.

During the dinner, Min Yoongi got up to go to the bathroom, but when he came back, his lungs were about to explode!

Angrily, Min Yoongi snatched Zheng Ho-seok's full wine glass and threw it on the table, using too much force to spill a small piece of water stains.In addition to two empty bottles on the table, there are also several bottles of beer that have been opened.

"We didn't order it, Brother Ho Seok said that while you were away, as soon as you came back..." Park Jimin looked at Min Yoongi with a livid face, and explained hurriedly and cautiously.

And Jung Hoseok is pretending to look innocently at Min Yoongi who is about to get mad at any moment.

then…

Then he burped in front of Min Yoongi.

"Zheng! Hao! Xi!" Min Yoongi paused every word, every word overflowing with a chilling murderous look, "Do you want to die?"

Seeing that Min Yoongi seemed to be really going crazy, Zheng Haoxi immediately pursed his mouth, not daring to look at Min Yoongi, and then picked up the chopsticks to pick up the dried eggplant and small fish in front of him.With his head buried, he ate bit by bit obediently.

Jin Shuozhen and Park Jimin also immediately picked up their chopsticks, picked up their empty bowls, and pretended to be devouring, not daring to say anything.

But Jung Ho-seok's pretending to be crazy and foolish could not appease Min Yoongi's anger at all, he must drag Jung Ho-seok out tonight to give him a lesson, then take him to the bathroom and spit out what he just drank.

But as soon as Min Yoongi touched his collar, Zheng Haoxi immediately hugged the table and howled like hell: "Brother Seokjin, save me, you said you would help me just now! You can't just ignore death!"

WTF?

Jin Shuozhen, who was suddenly implicated, was at a loss. What kind of operation was this?What did I say?I didn't say anything!

Zheng Hoseok's violent struggle made the table jingle and yelled, begging for reinforcements from Jin Suozhen.The diners around began to look sideways at this side frequently, whispering secretly below.

Jung Hoseok is also quite pitiful.Isn't it just drinking a bottle of beer... oh, it's two bottles.But in the end it's not that big of a deal.

Seeing that Zheng Haoxi was about to be dragged away, Jin Shuozhen finally stepped forward to persuade him.

Under Jin Shuozhen's good words and persuasion, Min Yoongi's anger was finally suppressed by force, and he did not break with Zheng Haoxi in public.But half an hour later, when Jin Shuozhen finally realized the fear of being dominated by Zheng Haoxi, she wished to travel back and slap herself twice loudly.

"Min Yoongi, my stomach hurts so much! It's cold and hot, like fried ice cream, you know, I really! Really! I hate fried ice cream so much! Hiccup~" Jung Ho-seok burped and lay on his stomach On Min Yoongi's back, his legs were still shaking back and forth.

Even though he was slurring his speech, Zheng Haoxi still didn't stop his illogical and crazy talk. "It's true... Hiccup, I really don't like it. It's too bad, you know?"

Min Yoongi bit the root, fiercely walked forward step by step.

Damn, why is the dormitory so far away.

Jung Hoseok, who couldn't wait for an answer, was unhappy, and even started to dance a crazy disco on Min Yoongi's back, insisting on an answer: "Don't you know? Don't you know?"

Min Yoongi grabbed onto Zheng Ho-seok so hard that he didn't slip off his back.

"Damn it, I got it! Don't fucking move around!" Min Yoongi yelled loudly, startling Park Jimin next to him.

God, I'll never go out to dinner with this dude again in my life!It's too scary!Park Jimin cried out in pain, before he was full, Min Yoongi felt the harbinger of Jung Ho-seok's madness, and dragged out Jung Ho-seok who had just seen the clue.As soon as he left the restaurant, Zheng Haoxi started to go crazy, talking nonsense as if he had mad cow disease.In the taxi that came back just now, Zheng Haoxi held back and didn't vomit, making himself sitting next to him so disgusting that he almost vomited out the little food he just ate, and the good feelings that had just gathered at the dinner table dissipated immediately Without a trace, after being his neighbor for so many years, Min Yoongi is not crazy, I really admire him.

Just when Park Jimin was feeling silently in his heart, Zheng Haoxi, who was making a noise, suddenly quieted down, and the four of them were startled, and they all froze in place by coincidence.

Is this the legendary "most afraid of the sudden silence of the air"?

Zheng Haoxi suddenly "vomited", and before Min Yoongi could say "no", Zheng Haoxi had already "vomited" on Min Yoongi's back.

Min Yoongi's body instantly became stiffer than the marble statue in front of the school, and then he let go of his hand, and Jung Hoseok rolled off Min Yoongi's back, laying on the ground and turning over.

Jung Hoseok, who knew nothing about his masterpiece, was still talking to himself, and even scratched his red face like a shrimp.

Jin Shuozhen and Park Jimin looked at the expressionless Min Yoongi in horror, for fear that he would do something reckless about human life, although a certain person deserved his crime and deserved his death.

But Min Yoongi looked very calm, he didn't become angry or angry.Just, silently, left.

left, he left...

Go forward and don't look back!

Looking at the handsome back of Min Yoongi leaving, and then looking back at Zheng Hoosek who was lying on the ground and asleep, Kim Seokjin and Park Jimin were still standing there, looking at each other, wanting to cry but not crying.

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Whoops, another section has been revised, let me be proud of it for a while.This time I write humorously, and it seems that my mood has improved.I just don't know what to write.