This UP can't move

In the forums and post bars of Station F, after Yao Lai, Yao Jin, Yao An, Yao Ye, etc., a new CP building, Yao Jiu, was built in a prosperous manner.

Thousands of small sand sculpture fans with the name "Yaoyaojiu" cheerfully encircled themselves, and all day when they were free, they secretly reminisced about Yao Jiufa's shining candies.

As long as there is candy to eat, it is like Chinese New Year, entertaining oneself and having a great time.

The post with the most replies and upvotes is a post titled "[Yao Jiu] Yao Jiu isrio doesn't talk much, everyone Yao Yao, watch me analyze a wave". , taking the core event of exploring the store as a breakthrough, and analyzed several key points before and after:

First, the issue of time.Mr. Yao left C University around 04:30, and from the gate of C to "Sanjie Snacks", considering the traffic jam, the journey took 10 to 15 minutes, but Mr. Yao has long legs and is not willing to take a taxi. More than 20 minutes to walk there is more than enough, and counting the time to catch up with the nine joints and the delay in ordering food, the broadcast will be broadcast around [-]:[-], which is completely in time.

Second, the sound problem.Everyone grew up watching Mr. Yao's videos. After some comparisons, Mr. Yao's voice was the one that appeared in the live broadcast. That's right, and his tone was also his usual one. The only doubt was that the voice in the live broadcast The friend of mine seems to be a little too fond of Shangjiu, which is a bit out of character according to Mr. Yao's aggressive nature.

Third, the self-disclosure of "this friend".Although the friend never admitted that he was Mr. Yao, he never deliberately concealed his true identity when he teased, mocked and dismissed fans, and even told the fans to stop making trouble, "Little Ah Jiu doesn't know."

To sum up, there is only one truth!That is--

Mom, I got it right, Yao Jiu isrio, thank you everyone.

The king of analysts, who had disappeared for many years in the world, analyzed such an obvious matter with many doubts, and finally cleared away layers of fog that did not exist at all, and led everyone to hammer out the facts of Mr. Yao's crime.

Mr. Yao himself was expressionless, and even wanted to sneer.

Yao Shuyu propped his chin with one hand, flicked the mouse, and watched the building silently.

Even in Weibo topics, there have been a lot of colorful and non-colorful jokes recently.

"It's justified and well-founded, it sounds like it's true." Yao Shuyu shook his head at the computer, clicked his tongue, and then snorted again, "Isn't it true..."

There are no secrets in the information age. The news that the stinky and shameless Mr. Yao went to the small anchor live broadcast room to show off his power spread like wildfire. It continued to rise.

buzz - buzz -

The phone on the table vibrated, and the words "Lahne invited you to make a voice call" flashed on the screen.

Yao Shuyu put on the earphones to pick up the call, and gave a hello indifferently.

But the other end of the call didn't feel rejected at all, and was very lively:

"Mr. Yao! Did you see the posts about you? Damn, I took a look, it really seems to be the case, they are all with writers... No, you won't really go to hook up What little anchor?"

Yao Shuyu avoided talking about hooking up or not, and while eating candy in the CP building, he opened his eyes and talked nonsense:

"I see what that one is doing, do you think I'm just like you, idle?"

Lai Yin was not happy anymore, and said angrily:

"Your uncle! No matter how bad I am, it's only two weeks. What qualifications do you have to say that I'm idle? This little ace pigeon who has been offline for three months?"

Yao Shuyu's face is not red and her heart is not beating:

"Huh? It turned out that I called to remind you to update. Are you my fan? The kind that will die suddenly if you don't watch my video."

Lai Yin is so disgusted that she has nothing to love:

"Fan you uncle, I will take Guan as your black fan leader immediately."

"Hey, it's strange, old Internet celebrities can still have black fans? Then I'm quite honored." Yao Shuyu was full of candy, and said happily, "It's okay, I will be a good brother in the next life."

"Go, go, I won't play tricks on you." Lai Yin never said that he had won him, and was very tired, "Speak the business and talk the business."

Yao Shuyu hooked her lips: "Do you still have business to do?"

Lai Yin went crazy: "Please, you, an old dog who bullies Xiao Transparent, how dare you accuse others of not doing business?"

Yao Shuyu was stunned, unable to laugh or cry:

"When did I bully him?"

"Don't pretend to be a good person. I have read it carefully. They say you can't live broadcast by yourself. You go to other people's live broadcast room to show off, and don't let people show your face and don't let people talk."

Yao Shuyu was speechless: "No, I really have black fans? It's amazing."

"Then what do you think? The whole site is your true fan of Mr. Yao?" Lai Yin struggled to get a few verbal bargains, then retired and changed the subject, "I won't talk about this with you, let's talk about business."

Yao Shuyu hummed: "If you fart, fast, if you can't fart loudly, then get out."

Lai Yin's strange soul went online: "Look at your attitude, it's typical to have a new love and forget the old love, anyway, I'm also your number one CP, I think when we were walking hand in hand at station F, you still Tell me affectionately..."

Yao Shuyu gritted her teeth: "Let me tell you, if you can't say a single point in ten sentences, you may be mentally ill and need to be cured."

Lai Yin tested Yao Shuyu back and forth on the verge of impatience, then cleared his throat, and talked about the so-called serious business:

"Ahem, here comes the important point - I sincerely invite you, my dear Mr. Yao, to edit a video program with me."

Yao Shuyu knew that this person would go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, so he snorted:

"Sorry, Mr. Yao has tens of millions of minutes, so he's not free."

Lai Yin snorted even louder: "No time? You are already an old Internet celebrity, what else can you be busy with?"

"Don't you know what I'm busy with?" Yao Shuyu sneered, "Thanks to you, I have to record a video of 'a well-known UP master watching another famous UP master himself'."

"Hahaha, that's a small point, you can wait a little bit later." Lai Yin wanted to make fun of it when he mentioned it, but because he wanted something from others, he had to hold back his laughter, "At worst, you're going to bully me."

Lai Yin misses those glorious days when the UP masters played well with each other, but Yao Shuyu didn't want to play with him at all:

"Come on, if you want me to give you heat, just say it, it's better to call Dad if you want to spend that effort. What program are you going to do? New channel?"

"Nonono," Lai Yin said very artificially, "Let's see what year it is? It's time to prepare for this year's 'big New Year's greetings'."

"Big New Year's greetings" is a traditional event prepared by Station F every year for the past six or seven years. It will be broadcast live on the site at [-]:[-] p.m. All have different themes and different ideas.

The programs on "Great New Year's Greetings" are all carefully prepared and produced by the UP owners of each division, including songs, dances, music, animation, ghosts and animals, and New Year's blessings from the big UP owners, etc. It is a pursuit Sophisticated, time-consuming, labor-intensive, costly and costly huge project.

Generally, after the "big New Year's greetings" every year, the UP owners can clean up their mood and start preparing for the next year.

Yao Shuyu asked: "August is not too early to prepare, but why are you in such a rush? Don't you want new materials that may appear in the next four or five months? As far as I know, you should not start until the end of the year. Go bald."

"It's true to say that, but it's a pity that this year's ghost and animal programs have been handed over to other children." Lai Yinsheng said unrepentantly, "And I was assigned a super-long version of a mixed-cut blockbuster. , 10, [-] minutes! I'm going to cut my life? Well, I'm going to start balding soon, and I'll stay bald until the end of the year."

"What's wrong with that? If you become bald, you will become stronger." Yao Shuyu was delighted to hear it, "Okay, at worst, I will give you a wig for your birthday this year. You can choose what kind of hair you like. You're welcome."

"All right bro," Lai Yin said with a worried face, "They have initially produced a script, and they are still doing the preliminary work of selecting materials and music, and they will be handed over to me soon. I can only rest assured that you have your skills, bro. , Let’s contribute another town treasure.”

"Hey, good luck." Yao Shuyu made fun of people, and after he was happy, he finally gave a generous, "Okay, I will help you with some rough cuts, and I will take care of the rest."

"Well, well, woo, woo, I know you still have me in your heart," Lai Yin was moved for a while, but still reminded him very rationally, "Don't be a dove!"

Yao Shuyu has black lines all over her head:

"Have you finished talking about the business? Hang up after talking, I still have to watch your ghosts."

"It's over," Lai Yin heheed, "Don't hang up so fast, let's chat. You still don't have a show this year? Didn't the general plan find you?"

Yao Shuyu propped his chin and found his video: "I found it."

Lai Yin asked: "Oh? Old Li? Or Brother Lu?"

Yao Shuyu sighed: "I found them all."

"I guess so," Lai Yin continued to gossip, "Should I ask you to produce a work or let you make up your mind?"

"Yes, I'm thinking about it." Yao Shuyu was about to forcibly hang up the chatty call, "So I'm actually not busy at all, on the contrary, I'm very busy, can I trouble you to move your finger and hang up the phone? ?”

Lai Yin chatted with him again and again for a long time, and in the end he still didn't forget to say "thank you for your kindness", and then hung up the call before Yao Shuyu got angry.

I thought I could stop for a while, but another call came in.

This time, he is the big UP owner of the music area. His real name is An Ge, and his ID is "An Ge Sends Good Music", but he is a bit noisy.

Yao Shuyu held a lawsuit on his forehead: "...Hello?"

"Hey? Mr. Yao! You are so busy that you don't respond to any news. Lao Qin and I thought you were so mad."

Yao Shuyu remained expressionless: "You are still alive, thank you for your concern."

"Hey, I know you're busy with business, but you still have to be careful. After all, you're getting older and your body has capital, so you can live a sweet life! By the way, you can try that...that or something pill, just in case Premature aging, nourishing the kidney and liver!"

"I don't need it for now." Yao Shuyu said as if to sell health care products, "Do you have anything else to do?"

"Oh why not, you know about the 'big New Year's greetings'..."

Yao Shuyu interrupted her: "It's too hasty, I can't do VOCALOID."

"No, no, this time I want to invite you to sing in person. After all, we are all true voice players," An Ge quickly explained, "How about it?"

Yao Shuyu felt that something was really wrong, so she said, "No time."

"Don't!" An Ge immediately flattered him, "The lyrics and the song are almost finished, and you are the only one who needs to come up with this voice."

Yao Shuyu was ruthless: "The vocal cords have degenerated, and I can't cry out."

"No, I don't want you to be alone, Lao Qin and I are also here, just to catch your enthusiasm... You see, this saying is good, it is better to be alone than to be alone, and it is not as good as to be alone, Would you give me a face to polish it up?"

The old Qin she mentioned is also the big UP in the music area. His real name is Qin Sheng, his ID has the same name, and An Ge's good sister. She is a girl with facial paralysis and autism.

Yao Shuyu has been puzzled for many years, and he doesn't know how people of these two attributes get together. Hearing this combination gives him a headache: "Then I won't go..."

"Oh, you're idle anyway, so it's settled. Finish it early and send it to post-processing. There are still a lot of things waiting for you. Come try the sound in two days, and I'll call you."

The corners of Yao Shuyu's mouth twitched as he listened to the beeping sound coming from the phone, and silently recited "The world is so beautiful but I'm so irritable, so it's not okay" that revealed her age at least ten times.

Our boss Yao is really busy recently.

As an old father-like UP host, out of the consideration of handing over the stage to newcomers, including this year, he has not been the main force in a certain program of "Big New Year" for three years, but his ID is still displayed every year. appear on the program.

Because there are always all kinds of people coming to fancy for help.

In his early years, he was in station F, and he was not limited to divisions. He was active in various sectors, and he mixed in wherever there was something new. Later, he basically stabilized in the three major areas of games, music, and ghosts and animals. He was once a new official. The on-demand live broadcast lasted for a month or two, and then the enthusiasm continued, so I just let it go.

In the past, he and Lai Yin were the golden partners in the ghost and animal area. Although he could edit and tune the sound, it was usually Ryan who tuned it, and Yao Lai’s products must be high-quality goods, and he contributed a lot of township treasures. Later, Lai Yin was finally in Editing is also able to take care of himself, so he is very pleased to let Lai Yin go out to explore the world by himself, and only occasionally cooperate with him to produce a video, which usually can be listed as TOP1 for a while.

An Ge and Qin Sheng are also his old partners. They started out with cover songs, and then slowly started to create original songs. He is not good at lyrics and music.

So Yao Shuyu sometimes helps them tune Vocaloid "out of morality".

Occasionally, when feelings come up, I still have to engage in film and television sharing.

From time to time, I will link up with other UP hosts, go to his "Manager Kim" exclusive online variety show to make up numbers, and then record interviews and so on.

At the same time, I had to take care of my studies, and my life was quite fulfilling.

His 700 million fans are accumulated by him little by little.

However, after his status stabilized, Mr. Yao drifted away and became a little ace pigeon.

But it still doesn't stop everyone from loving him.

After all, the quality of the video produced is quite guaranteed, so let’s update it every month.

What else can a self-fanned UP master do besides pampering her.

Whenever it comes to the preparatory stage of "Great New Year's Greetings", as long as the work is neither too tiring nor too stealthy, Yao Shuyu will generally agree.

The old Li and Li Wei mentioned by Lai Yin on the phone just now are the general strategy of the game area.This year, it seems that there is a bad idea to let the masses participate in the low-profile exhibition competition. Before that, he was specially invited to participate in the "chicken monster".

But he refused on the spot.

He can't afford to lose that person if he eats chicken in reverse.

And it felt like the show would be shot on the spot too.

Another Lu brother, Lu Lin, this hero is the chief strategist of the whole station, and I came to him for help with ideas and suggestions.

Since he was busy graduating in the previous three months, he couldn't get distracted, so he didn't have time to go to the F station headquarters to hold a meeting.

At present, the main list of UPs participating in the "Great New Year's greetings" has been preliminarily determined. In addition, basically all the ideas were taken out.

So he was summoned to the headquarters for a meeting.

This overall planning conference is more important. It is necessary to create a unified theme and determine the entire "New Year's greetings" arrangement, including the form, process and even the opening, etc., to ensure the smooth completion of the production preparations for the subsequent programs.

Inappropriate program ideas have to be changed.

Papa Yao, who cares about station F, decided that it is worthwhile to contribute a little bit of strength, so he readily agreed to Lu Lin's invitation, and is expected to go to the headquarters to join in the fun in mid-to-late August.

The main reason is that the headquarters of station F is in city B next door, and the high-speed train takes one and a half hours, which is quite convenient for him.

But as a matter of urgency, I still have to record a video of watching my own ghosts and animals.

Recording video is different from live broadcasting.

Yao Shuyu still needs a high-definition camera when broadcasting live, and the hardware level of video recording is quite high.

The first is the environment. The indoor videos are all recorded in the study room. Most of the time, the young fans see Mr. Yao here.Although the study room did not deliberately install a background board, the effects of lighting, radio, etc. were not bad, and the room was also organized by him to be very eye-catching. The computer is here, which is convenient for him to do a foolish post-production directly after recording.In addition to the computer desk, there is a small lazy sofa and a small tea table in the room, and there are several big dolls piled up in the corner.

Then there is the equipment, a camera specially used to record video, no need to guess, it is not cheap, a headset, a microphone, and some auxiliary things, and even a sound card on the main unit, all of which have already fallen into dust.

Finally, Mr. Yao himself. Although he never puts on makeup, he would take a shower and change his clothes before each video recording. No matter how bad he was, he would wash and blow-dry his hair, which was quite ritualistic.

The screen recorder was turned on, the camera was set up, the microphone was placed on the coffee table, Yao Shuyu tapped the button to start shooting, moved from the front of the camera to the lazy sofa next to the computer table, sat down cross-legged, and put the notebook on the On his lap, a pair of big red earphones hung loosely on his ears.

Finally, the video recording started very loosely.

So there was a reason why he didn't want to record. He was too lazy to do these preparations.

Yao Shuyu first glanced at the camera, showed his face, and admired the 360-degree high-definition handsome faces of the viewers in the future, and then said in a tone of "I really can't help you":

"Okay, what you say, the water you pour out, I promise to record an episode of 'Let's see my ghosts', and I will record it for you."

"Although I don't want to, I still say I'm sorry. I have been pigeonholed for three full months before, and I made my dear little fans wait for a long time-but as long as you are my own, you must know that I am a child at the end of last year. I handed in the application, I was taking the exam in March, and immediately after the exam, there was a live broadcast, um... During the period, there seemed to be more 'chicken monsters' about me, right?"

"After April, I completely dropped out because I was writing a thesis and was busy graduating, which is also a legitimate reason. I took a leave of absence in a good temper. I immediately resumed my live broadcast in mid-July-so do you want to complain like this? big?"

"By the way, I also take this opportunity to officially introduce my new channel 'Chess and Cards Room for the Elderly'. After all, you have to strike while the iron is hot. I don't know when the next video will be."

"Literally, this channel is used to post videos of old people playing chess and cards. Chess is a new game 'Dota Auto Chess' launched this year. It has chess elements in it. Anyway, it is very popular and suitable for us. This kind of trendy retired veteran cadres, who are interested, come down to play by themselves, oh, don’t play backgammon. The cards are Happy Landlord and Happy Mahjong, yes, don’t doubt it, I’m going to record this, and then I’ll find Ryan’s wild brother and the others to play. Don't gamble, whoever loses depends on ghosts, don't check my water meter."

Yao Shuyu patiently finished talking nonsense, raised his eyebrows, and looked down at the computer he was recording.

The FireUP video barrage website has been opened, Yao Shuyu clicked the mouse, jumped from the homepage to the ghost animal area, typed "Mr. Yao" into the search bar, and pressed Enter.

When editing the video later, the screen recording and video recording need to be edited together.

"Okay, let's get back to the topic. Look at ghosts and animals, right? I'm puzzled, how did you come up with these methods of public execution?"

"Hey, my God, why are there so many, and the number of views is quite impressive-do you want to love me so much? Forget it, just watch it, watch a few more today, and watch enough for a year. Don’t make such unreasonable demands again, do you hear me?”

"Good-looking people have heavy burdens, please understand."

"Look at Ryan, right? Let's go."

Yao Shuyu indifferently clicked through more than a dozen videos to watch, except for the one of Ryan who raised his eyebrows and looked unhappy, he only watched half of the others.

Not only with an indifferent face, he also complained:

"Actually, you want me to record the Smile Challenge, right? Don't you just want to see my paralyzed face? Just show it to you, so you don't have to beat around the bush."

……

After recording the video, it was almost time for dinner, Yao Shuyu sighed, ordered a takeaway casually, closed the laptop, opened the desktop on the table, and then began to tidy up the house.

After everything was clean and tidy again, Yao Shuyu was able to sit at the table and enter Su Qihan's live broadcast room.

No matter how busy "Boss Yao" is, "Old Yao" will squat in the live broadcast room of Shangjiu on time every day.

It has been more than a week since he went to C City to meet Su Qihan.Since the last broadcast with him, Yao Shuyu has never led the rhythm of the two of them.

One is because he didn't broadcast it himself, and he didn't have a chance to lead the rhythm.

More importantly, today is different from the past. Once Su Qihan signs a contract, he can't always rely on his fans to generate popularity. He has to keep the talent himself.

Yao Shuyu squatted in the live broadcast room and observed secretly for nearly ten days, but she held back her words in a daze.

The second day of his visit to the store was the most popular time for him, breaking through 5k. It was all those "Yaoyaojiu" who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, secretly poking around and waiting for candy.

But it didn't hit.

Unwilling to give up, he continued to squat, but he still didn't hit it.

So the heat slowly dropped, but fortunately, Su Qihan prepared more carefully and fully, and the broadcast was broadcast on time at six o'clock in the afternoon every day, and those water friends who accidentally entered the live broadcast room also allowed him to keep a small number of them.

Those who watched his live broadcast no longer all carried the word Yao. Although Mr. Yao's fans still accounted for the majority, passers-by who had come through various other channels had turned to him.

Besides, those Yao fans stayed because they liked him.

Now the popularity of live broadcasts every day can basically be stabilized in the range of 2.5k to 4k.

Papa Yao was very pleased, and decided to wait for Su Qihan's side to completely stabilize before bringing him a wave of enthusiasm.

Yesterday, Su Qihan signed a direct contract with the Bobo platform, and finally agreed to sign for half a year, [-], the basic salary remains the same, of course, the penalty is still twenty times.

After signing the contract, Su Qihan happily ran to report the situation to Yao Shuyu.

Tonight is the first time he broadcasts as a contracted anchor, which means that he can finally share the revenue with the platform [-]-[-].

After thinking about it, Yao Shuyu's WeChat notification sounded suddenly, he clicked on it, and it happened to be Su Qihan's message.

- Mr. Yao, are you free today?Can you watch me live?

The author has something to say: Statement:

The prototype of "Big New Year's greetings" is the "New Year's greetings ceremony" at station B.