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"Xiao...Tip! Quickly, tip Mr. Yao! Xiao, Fu Xiaoxiao, come and touch me, my pocket!"

Fu Chengcheng's foot slipped, and he endured and endured, so that he didn't shake off the arm that was tied around his neck:

"Can you stop panting when you talk!"

Qian Hao is the tallest of the three of Qian Fujin and the others. At this time, he and Fu Chengcheng are driving Jin Feng, who has drunk "Black Russia" on his head, walking crookedly. It is very difficult for the three of them to walk. Together it looks like a warped Wi-Fi signal.

"Brother, is it so difficult for you to walk properly?" Qian Hao, led by Jin Feng, almost didn't walk out of Yangko's square steps, "To be honest, I'm also a little dizzy. You said that I can support you now, and I can only rely on my breath of immortality to support you..."

After speaking, he spared no effort to burp, and ran away with a breath of fairy air.

Qian Hao couldn't hold it any longer, and Fu Chengcheng carried and dragged it, so as not to let the Wi-Fi signal lie on the ground.

And the culprit, Jin Feng, was still thumping endlessly:

"...and Prime Minister Jin, Prime Minister Jin! Tip Prime Minister Jin too!"

Jin Li stood at the intersection of the street and called the valet driver, and took the time to turn around and complained: "I can go to you, you promoted me? Is there a salary increase?!"

After complaining here, I still don’t forget to bring Yao Shuyu to criticize:

"Mr. Yao, people are going to give you a tip. Can't you go over and give him a hand and give him some humane care?! I didn't say that, just dipping his chopsticks and immediately feeling that he has the capacity to drink like a street, you give him some. 'Black Russia'?! I think you are black-hearted!"

Su Qihan carried the bags for them and opened the door for them. He was so busy that he was sweating in the winter.

The black-hearted Yao Shuyu slipped Su Qihanti, who had turned into a spinning top, to his side, and helped him throw both Jin Feng and Qian Hao into Prime Minister Jin's car.

Fu Chengcheng held on to the door frame and panted heavily. He bent over for a long time and couldn't straighten up for a while, feeling a little sore:

"...I really regret not going to 711."

In the car, Jin Feng didn't forget to give everyone tips. Fu Chengcheng took a deep breath, mustered up the courage to sit next to him, pinched Jin Feng's mouth, and then closed it with a bang. Door.

He gave Yao Shuyu a quiet world by sacrificing himself.

Although Yao Shuyu really wanted the world to remain so quiet forever, he still stretched out his hand and curled his fingers, and tapped on the car window, asking Fu Chengcheng to open the window for some air.

After all, it was squeezed into a duck's mouth, and if there is no ventilation, people might carry it on their backs.

When everyone was overwhelmed and had no time to take care of the young couple, Su Qihan let out a long sigh of relief, and walked back to Yao Shuyu's side, as if he finally relaxed, and bumped his head on Yao Shuyu's shoulder.

It just happened to hit the bone in the shoulder, it was winter, the clothes were thick and bluntly cushioned, and the forehead didn't hurt at all, otherwise, according to his collision method, switching to Xia Tian would probably end in a loss for both sides.

Yao Shuyu smiled and stretched out his hand, and in this half-holding posture, put his palm on the back of Su Qihan's head, and rubbed it subconsciously.

"What's wrong? A little tired?"

Su Qihan closed his eyes, and his eye sockets lightly pressed against Yao Shuyu's neck.

What Yao Shuyu thought at that moment was...

The child's body temperature is now slightly higher than usual.

"Well," Su Qihan's eyelashes trembled slightly, making Yao Shuyu's neck a little itchy. He seemed to be sleepy or tired. When he spoke, he had a little nasal voice, with a slightly coquettish taste of "the listener intends it". "Mr. Yao, didn't you say that the alcohol content is not high...why do I still feel dizzy..."

The Moscato that Su Qihan drank was the lowest alcohol content among the wine they ordered tonight. It was hardly intoxicating, but also sweet and delicious, so he drank a little more.

But that's not the point.

Yao Shuyu smoothed his hair one by one, and explained to the child who was experiencing social life for the first time:

"It's too noisy inside. Even if you don't drink, you're easy to drift out. If you don't have tinnitus, you've adapted well. You'll be fine after a short rest. When the driver arrives, we'll settle Qian Fujin down before we leave."

He patted Su Qihan's head, slid his hand down, and took Su Qihan's hand:

"Go back to the car, I'm afraid you're cold."

Taking Su Qihan back to the car, watching him sit down obediently and close the door of the back seat, Yao Shuyu told him to sit and wait for a while, and then went to talk to Jin Li who had just finished the phone call. Only then returned to the side of the car.

He didn't get into the car, but stood with his back lightly against the clean and white door, in a relaxed posture.

Su Qihan opened the car window and lay on his stomach, slightly raised his face to look at Yao Shuyu, like a gopher coming out of a pit.

The gopher asked suspiciously, "Aren't you coming up?"

"I'll wait for the driver."

Yao Shuyu lowered his head sideways, and turned his face to see half of Su Qihan's head sticking out of the car window, half of his fingers were hidden in the sleeves of the slightly long padded jacket, and the other half was lightly resting on the almost fully open window superior.

Most of the body's heat was quickly taken away by the glass, Su Qihan twisted his fingers subconsciously, and put them back together to set them up.

Hanging half of his head outside was a bit tired, Su Qihan thought about it, and decided to put his chin on the window as well.

As soon as he started to move, Yao Shuyu stretched out his palm quickly, and Su Qihan's chin just landed firmly on Yao Shuyu's warm and dry palm.

Yao Shuyu curled up her fingers, and rubbed the pads of her four fingers on Su Qihan's delicate side face:

"Isn't it cold, close the window."

Su Qihan relied on himself to drink a few glasses of wine-flavored fruit juice, using his chin as a fulcrum, he swung his head from side to side, refused to obey, and narrowed his eyes provocatively.

Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows.

Normally, you would hardly see such an expression on Su Qihan's face.

The milk dog boyfriend Xiao Xiaoxiao has developed towards the cat boyfriend.

Yao Shuyu spread his palms and let him fuss, and could not help but bend his fingers to scratch them from time to time.

At this time, Su Qihan would shake his head a little less, and he was quite cooperative, completely forgetting that he was playing a provocative and rebellious role at this time.

"I originally wanted Kim to go back to the apartment first, and Qian Fujin to take our car, and we would go to him after we settled down, so as to save him from running back and forth."

Su Qihan hummed, and snorted slightly on Yao Shuyu's hand.

"I think it makes sense, how about... Let Fu Xiaoxiao and the others sit here first?"

Yao Shuyu raised his eyes to look at the back seat of the cobra not far away, Jin Feng could vaguely see Jin Feng's waving arms under the street lights.

"Even if you are a pet, Fu Xiaoxiao will break with you."

Su Qihan: "..."

"It's okay," Yao Shuyu said, "I was in a car when I subconsciously pressed it just now. I just went to ask Kim, and he said that he was fully responsible for the child he made, and he didn't need me, a black-hearted person, to take care of him. Wait. Send them to my dormitory first, and then walk with us."

Su Qihan nodded.

I began to suspect that Prime Minister Kim was actually on top.

The two surrogate drivers arrived one after the other on the same folding bike, with an interval of 10 minutes between them.

Yao Shuyu told Jin Li and the others to go first. He walked over and stood next to the Cobra driver's seat, bent down and told his brother: Don't go racing late at night. If the children are too noisy, don't be too polite. You must find the co-pilot. Prime Minister Kim asked for a tip.

Amid Jin Li's scolding, Yao Shuyu turned a deaf ear and returned to his car, planning to take the worried Su Qihan to the dormitory to make sure that Qian Fujin was "properly accommodated".

After making Qian Fujin's arrangement clear, I will go to the apartment with Jin Li for a night.

Saying "make do with it" is not because Jinli's high-end apartment is not comfortable enough to live in for free, but because it is approaching three o'clock in the morning, and there are really not a few hours left to sleep.

If it weren't for the proximity of these locations to the headquarters of Station F, Yao Shuyu would have really blacked out and asked Qian Fujin to lay the floor at Jin Li's house.

"Have you ever driven the Continental at three o'clock in the morning?! I have! Wow, tonight's night train is really worth it..."

The surrogate driver started blowing rainbow farts crazily from the moment he took the car keys. From the appearance to the performance, he talked endlessly from a professional point of view. In general, the only disadvantage is that it is too expensive. That self-esteem was enough.

"Okay, let's stop here? So what...how about you leave someone in the car and wait? This is Europe, I don't worry about myself... I really don't dare to drive away, but I I'm afraid I won't be able to resist running around the street again..."

Yao Shuyu greeted the surrogate driver in advance in the car, saying that he would just go up to the place in a while, and would continue to walk.

But when their Continental drove to the downstairs of the staff dormitory, Yao Shuyu felt that something was wrong.

—the cobra didn't stop downstairs.

The staff dormitory building at Station F is actually a small apartment building, and the staff dormitories of other companies in the office building where Station F is located are basically rented here.

There is a parking space downstairs, if you just park for a while, you should not choose to drive to the underground parking lot.

Yao Shuyu had to interrupt the driver brother's rainbow fart that made him feel comfortable:

"Brother, wait, I'll make a call to confirm..."

The little brother was suddenly interrupted, and he didn't react for a while and asked, "Confirm what?"

While calling Jin Li, Yao Shuyu replied, "Check whether there are two laps or two minutes left in your European tour..."

Brother Xi used all his facial muscles to build a "very sorry.jpg".

The phone rang for a while and it was still connected. Yao Shuyu's finger on the side that wasn't holding the phone tapped rhythmically on Su Qihan's knee.

"Kim? Are you there yet?"

Jin Li's voice was loud, not to mention Su Qihan who was very close to Yao Shuyu, even the little driver in the driver's seat could hear it clearly:

"It's here, it's early, Haofa, Qian Fujin will follow me, you have a hundred black hearts, I will take full responsibility for Haofa to the end."

"..." Yao Shuyu secretly made a decision not to allow this person to drink whiskey with Red Bull in the future. He didn't show it on the surface, and his tone was calm and normal, "The car is parked in the parking lot?"

Jin Li was puzzled: "Of course downstairs?"

Yao Shuyu sighed lightly, as if she had expected the ending, but she still asked, "Which downstairs?"

"What's wrong with you?! Of course it's my house downstairs?! My car can still park your house downstairs?!" Jin Li's voice became louder, "It's okay to hang up!"

Yao Shuyu looked at the phone she was hung up on, and said expressionlessly:

"Whoever has the loudest voice in the game tonight will count as one, and there will never be a chance to refill the cup in the future, even if it is at its own expense."

That's right, Yao Shuyu was patronizing and told Jin Li's driver brother to remember to ask for a tip, and forgot to say the address of his dormitory.

Jin Li couldn't turn his head around, so he promised Qian Fujin to take him back to the dormitory, and finally took them all back to his home.

Su Qihan also came back to his senses, suppressed a smile, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket. Sure enough, he saw the news on the screen in the small group in the four-person dormitory of "Su Xiaosi is rich and rich".

All come from Fu Chengcheng, who is surrounded by mild, moderate and severe drunks and is helpless.

-Fu Xiaoxiao:?exist

-Fu Xiaoxiao: Is there a high probability that the surrogate driver will kidnap and sell a car full of drunks when he sees the car?

- Fu Xiaoxiao: This is not the way to Mr. Yao’s dormitory

- Fu Xiaoxiao: The night wind on the first day of the new year was a bit noisy

- Fu Xiaoxiao: Do ​​you still remember Fu Yuhe by the Daming Lake?

-Fu Xiaoxiao: Fu Yuhe is going to be sold by Prime Minister Kim to count the money

……

Ever since Su Qihan saw that Yao Shuyu changed Fu Chengcheng's remarks from "Fu Xiaoyi" to the more catchy "Fu Xiaoxiao", he also changed it accordingly.

At first, when this upgraded nickname was called by Jin Feng, Fu Chengcheng would resist.

Now that everyone calls it that, he doesn't even bother to say "fuck".

Yao Shuyu helplessly said to the surrogate driver:

"This New Year's Day is too difficult, little brother, please give you another 2 minutes, please help me drive to the underground parking lot."

Saying goodbye to the driver brother who was riding a folding bike and reluctantly looking back at Oulu, Yao Shuyu finally got his wish through the tipping function in the app and gave a 200 yuan "tip".

He led Su Qihan upstairs, and found the house number of his dormitory with unfamiliarity. He was very thankful that the apartment here also had a combination lock, otherwise the key would definitely be in Jin Li's body right now.

Yao Shuyu opened the door, quite exhausted physically and mentally.

The only way to comfort her is by teasing her little boyfriend.

"Come in, Xiao Qihan, you are welcome to stay in the 'Employee Dormitory Theme Hotel', but the place is a bit small, I don't know that the air conditioner is not strong enough, there may be only one quilt, if it is cold at night..."

"I can only light a fire with a handful of dry wood, just to keep warm."

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