This UP can't move

Mr. Yao, a man who is not keen on teasing, but is good at teasing.

Especially his own memes.

Ye Jun was amused as soon as he heard it: "Mr. Yao, are you still thinking about your English class? Think about that picture, okay? Your glorious and majestic figure hits the projection screen, speaks fluent and authentic English, and then gains A whole bunch of question marks from black kids? The manager can tell you, when you connect to class, you can see the situation on the other side of the network cable, so don’t say I didn’t remind you when your enthusiasm is hit.”

"Put down the food in your hand, you, leave." Yao Shuyu tilted his head to look at Ye Jun, and couldn't help but say after holding back for two seconds, "Although those children are a little dark, but Your 'black boy question mark' is really too much, I really have a picture now."

Although Jin Li and Lai Yin didn't go to Baoyang together, they both watched Yao Shuyu's video and knew a thing or two about English class.

"It's like making a video call," Lai Yin said. "How can we communicate if we don't understand the language?"

"No, Mr. Yao, you asked me to reserve an 'interest class' for you that day, just to teach a small language? It's better than that if you go to have a cooking appreciation." Jin Li laughed so hard that his shoulders shook He stopped the car halfway through laughing, glanced at the camera nervously, and asked in a low voice, "Did I just say I missed something?"

Lai Yin nodded, and said sadly: "Yes, the repertoire is revealed."

"I feel so far away..." Jin Li said uncertainly, "They shouldn't be able to hear you?"

"Do you think Mr. Yao's little fan is deaf?" Lai Yinchao pouted on the coffee table in front of him, "You old man is afraid that the radio effect will not be good, so you put a wheat here in advance."

Jin Li had no choice but to turn his head to look at Yao Shuyu, and said with difficulty: "Promise me, it's not English class, it's really not good."

"Tsk, I won't talk about it. I want a class for Xiao Ajiu and Qian Fujin, don't you worry?" What kind of prejudice is there in English class? Look at the reaction of one or two of you, I’m afraid that you failed English when you were in school..."

Lai Yin raised his hand to his mouth and made a gesture of zipping it up: "Lian quit the current topic."

"Don't beat me to death, I still have a foreign English name." Jin Li waved his hand, "Let's get down to business——I forgot to mention something just now."

Supporting Wang Laiyin: "What's the matter?"

Yao Shuyu also cooperated and shifted his gaze to Jin Li.

"That's it - we would like to thank the father of 'Huayi' for his kind deeds! Some friends may not know that the 'Jielin Hope Primary School' in Baoyang County was donated by Huayi Culture Communication Co., Ltd. to ensure the school's infrastructure , the hardware is complete and complete, and the father of 'Huayi' donated a batch of projection equipment to the school, which enabled our "I want to listen to you in class" online class public welfare activity to be carried out smoothly. , so that more volunteer teachers who can’t get there but yearn for it can give a little love and strength of their own.”

Yao Shuyu didn't expect Jin Li to mention this again, and the corner of his forehead twitched calmly.

He could already imagine the bewildered faces of the "Painting" charity team.

Will be invited to drink tea by them.

Last time, Secretary Liu and Principal Wang each called his assistant Lao Lin's phone, and they just thanked him without saying a word, which directly knocked him out.

Finally, the assistant transferred the call to Lao Lin.

As expected of being a father, Lao Lin figured out what was going on within a short period of time, so the call went around to Yao Shuyu again.

He was also inexplicably ridiculed.

"It's great to be financially independent, isn't it? It's not your father and I who spent the money."

Yao Shuyu: "..."

Also.

Yao Shuyu received Jin Li's kindness of "special thanks" for "Painting", and he cooperated [-]% with a [-]% attitude. He smiled at the camera slightly and slapped artificially:

"Well, 'Painting' is awesome."

"Hey, I have to mention it here," Lai Yin slapped his thigh, and continued, "Do you know what kind of flirty tricks our little Po Station did after hearing the news?"

Ye Jun had already been lying on the back of the sofa and listened to the corner of the wall for a long time, even Su Qihan stood in line with him, and the two asked in unison: "What operation?"

Yao Shuyu looked at Su Qihan helplessly, and then elbowed Jin Li: "Say it."

"Pfft, this thing is so happy, the forum posts, bars, and Weibo are all swiped by 'Laughing Goose Calls'," Jin Li suppressed his urge to also want to cry goose calls, and explained, "There are a total of ten people at the school. A set of projection equipment, our charity team at Xiaopozhan, forcibly paid five sets of money to the charity team of "Huayi", and left a message saying, "Good brothers will walk together for a lifetime, and you will know if you have love when you make a move." I put half of the credit in my bag."

Su Qihan's eyes widened instantly: "... Si Guoyi!"

Ye Jun gave a thumbs up: "Fo."

Yao Shuyu's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are not painless.

To fix it, the kidney still doesn't hurt.

When he talked about it, he didn’t get angry, he was self-satisfied about his financial independence and then disappeared after a while, and he didn’t say that Lao Lin earned a good reputation for nothing—the most toothache was that he gave it for nothing for no reason. paid for their five sets of equipment.

No wonder when Station F wanted to transfer money to them, it just shrugged off for a while, saying "how embarrassing that", and then the company's account was prompted to arrive at 10 yuan.

Yao Shuyu was sulking, and choked out a sentence: "I'm also foe."

"Let me think about it." Jin Li thought about what he missed, and after confirming that he had said everything he wanted to say, he stood up first, "Okay, that's all. I hope everyone will continue to pay attention. Easter eggs drop."

Then he kicked Yao Shuyu again: "Nono, dinner is ready."

He also remembered the kidnapper that Yao Shuyu beat him just now.

Who doesn't hold grudges?

Yao Shuyu stretched his legs out of the way: "...Pull out the radish and bring out the mud. The mistake is that the radish is not in the mud."

Lai Yin walked out from the other side: "Hey, that's right."

"Boss Yao, get up soon and come over to eat." Su Qihan couldn't help laughing, and urged Yao Shuyu to stand up from the sofa, then turned his head and blinked at the camera on the tripod, and said with a slight smile, "You guys The Chibobo is mainly online, a bunch of people."

Yao Shuyu stood by the sofa and added: "It's still a group of UP masters who are at the top level, and they make money when they see it."

"...poor," Su Qihan glanced at Yao Shuyu, who was standing in the same place with a concave shape, "Why are you still standing still?"

Yao Shuyu was expressionless: "Legs are numb."

Su Qihan sighed a little, walked over, bent down, and poked Yao Shuyu's thigh.

Then, in the sound of Yao Shuyu's "Hiss! Hiss! Slow down!", he dragged the person away.

Spicy crab doesn't wait for anyone, nor does hot nest chicken with joint salt.

Finally, the video titled "[Advertising] No Fee, But I Want to Show You the Lesson" was submitted to station F by Yao Shuyu.

Still, of course, the living quarters.

The video starts with the three of them paralyzed in a row on the sofa. The opening remark is the sentence that Jin Li greeted the camera. The serious and official advertisement part in the middle is the main content of the video. The UP masters taunt each other The play and jokes have also been preserved intact.

In Lai Yin's words, Yao Shuyu was too lazy to do post-editing, so he just cut out the whole section.

Jin Li strictly controlled the quality of this video, and the first version made by Yao Shuyu was ruthlessly rejected.

He almost wanted Hei Haier to ask questions: "The camera is yours, and the video was recorded by you. If you throw it to me to edit and let me contribute, you still dislike me for doing it? Can you be reasonable?"

Jin Li purposefully said: "I have to post something else, so hurry up and add something."

To be honest, Yao Shuyu was not at all curious about what he was going to post, and even didn't really want to know.

But Jin Li wanted to tell him, not only to tell him, but also to pretend to be mysterious:

"The Buddha said, don't say it now, you'll know when the time comes, hey, forget it, I'll let you know a little bit—it's an Easter egg, kind of a surprise."

Yao Shuyu: "...Wow."

There is no way, Party B Yao Shuyu only needs to respond to the request of Party A Jin Li, and find ways to add something to this video.

It's a tidbit.

God-level UP masters' real daily life offline.

Added after the serious advertisement content, it organically constitutes the "non-serious" part of this video.

It started from the time when he took Jin Li, who had been sprinkled with a handful of joint salt, out of the kitchen, until he and Lai Yin threw a pillow back and forth.

The middle naturally includes the part of "Anyway, you and Qi Han live in a house of about [-] square meters".

If you don't show your affection, you won't be happy.

It doesn't matter if it's bright sugar or dark sugar, sprinkle it first.

Although the recording was on at the time, since it was not considered an official recording, they were still called by their real names.So Yao Shuyu picked a few clips that mentioned everyone's real names, processed them at double speed, and changed the sound at the same time.

It's more funny, more like "tidbits".

In fact, many netizens, especially young fans, know their names, especially Yao Shuyu, who is not low-key.

He mainly wanted to mosaic the real name of "Xiao Shangjiu".

As for the part about joint salt, Yao Shuyu also borrowed a section from Su Qihan’s “eating and broadcasting” material—there were two cameras in the kitchen at the time, and the one in Ye Jun’s hand belonged to Yao Shuyu, and the recorded video was Su Qihan contributed it himself.

It can be said that it has given Jin Li enough face, allowing his performance to be presented in its original and complete form.

At the end of the video, Yao Shuyu deliberately added two lines:

"Want to know what's going on with the hot nest chicken

Let’s watch Xiao Ah Jiu’s next video”

Follow the ad through.

Therefore, the length of this video, which was originally only 5 minutes, was directly doubled. The general manager finally agreed and allowed Yao Shuyu to contribute by himself.

The online charity voluntary activity of "I want to listen to you in class" once again sparked a wave of enthusiasm. The official promotion column had a very high click-through rate, and now the reading volume has skyrocketed.

On the other side, Su Qihan's contribution video "[Shangjiu] Kim's live teaching of joint salt, the field chef Junlian and Mr. Yao are all crying" is also very popular.

This video was originally recorded at the same time as the one submitted by Yao Shuyu. The two videos were used as easter eggs for each other, and the fans enjoyed watching them very much.

Especially when Su Qihan took advantage of Ye Jun's inattention, Mimi secretly tried a handful of joint salt.

There was also the taunt when Yao Shuyu dragged Jin Li out of the kitchen.

The bullet screens are swiping one after another:

[Spicy crab doesn't deserve a name]

[Stir fried prawns also have no name]

[Squirrelfish loses highlight]

[Vinegar lotus white shivering]

[Stir-fried water spinach is the only way to shed tears]

In addition, the number of "fairy UP masters gathering together" is the most.

[What's going on with this family? ? ? 】

[Either appearing in other people's live broadcast room or appearing in other people's contribution videos]

【Who opened this head】

[UP circle is a big dye vat, it will change if you are not careful]

[Without the humanoid pendant Qian Fujin, I am not used to it]

[I can already imagine how hungry the three of them will be when they see this video]

Then there is a batch of reminders that can be updated anywhere:

[Please Ryan go back to the ghost animal, no matter who it is, anyone can make arrangements]

[Wild kitchen fungus, don't cook for a long time, look how thin you have become like a pig]

[That year, the apricot blossoms were lightly raining, and the Easter egg promised by the manager has not yet been laid]

However, Jin Li, who is known as a workaholic, has a deadline bonus, so he will never be as domineering as Yao Shuyu.

Within two or three days, the easter eggs under the light rain of apricot blossoms that year arrived as promised.

It's not that he hosted any other shows, or opened a new small variety show, and he didn't contribute any videos.

Instead, FireUP's exclusive entertainment program "Looking at the Stars", which he is the main planner of - a celebrity interview program, the latest episode, has invited the popular floret, Chen Ru.

It was the one Qian Hao had been yelling about as being particularly beautiful.

In addition to accepting interviews, Chen Ru is also a volunteer messenger of "I want to teach you the class".

Jin Li reposted the teaser video of the official blog of "Looking at the Stars" on Weibo, and said, "You have an easter egg, please check it out", feeling inexplicably frightened, and was re-commented or liked by many well-known UP owners.

And the special interviewer for this episode is Yao Shuyu.

The author has something to say: correct the typo.