This UP can't move

Mr. Yao's latest video submission on Station F is titled: [Crazy Pick] Again, this is really not Metamorphosis.

Yao Shuyu used his usual fool-style editing, focusing on a few clips.

The conversation with Su Qihan in the study before departure, the "surprise" that travel turned into social practice, and the persecution of two well-known UP masters on the highway.

Several clips are connected by the method of "covering the camera with your hands and then withdrawing".

Very ordinary, very popular.

The video was tagged with two tags #恋恋挑战##vlog挑战#, and was posted in the living area by this activity class representative who is famous for making game videos.

In the past, he participated in quite a few official events, but very few of them were posted on his own channel, because events usually have their own official account.

Those who need the ID "Mr. Yao" to upload by themselves are often better classified. No matter how bad it is, "Manager Kim" can help him post it.

So Yao Shuyu had a hard time choosing a channel to upload to.

It seems nondescript in "Mr. Yao's Fancy Pet Fan", and it seems not serious when it is passed in "Mr. Yao's Eating, Drinking and Playing".

It was really difficult to make a choice, so he opened a new channel after "Mr. Yao's Chess and Cards Room for the Elderly", called "Mr. Yao's Official Head-Hitting Series".

He said it as if he had been wronged by the world-the officials forced him to participate in the activities, the class representatives were all forced by the officials, and the videos were all forced by the officials to contribute.

But Mr. Yao failed to pass the class, so he couldn't convey his "grievance" to his little fans.

Almost everyone, behind the official head press, automatically added two words in their brains——

The official pressed his head to eat candy.

Click into this video, and the bullet screens that filled the screen in the first few seconds almost all have the same meaning:

[The title of the channel name is seriously suspected of being a party]

[My heart was beating before I clicked in, I thought it was the sweet daily life of Mr. Yao and Xiao Shangjiu]

[I thought it would be me who was pressed by the authorities to eat candy]

[? ?What Mr. Yao wants to convey is that he was forced to be a class representative by the officials】

But soon a new wave of barrage emerged:

【Driving Warning】

【The car door is welded to death and no one should think about it】

[Mr. Yao drives the car himself, in his lifetime series]

[I came back after reading it, the real official candy]

【Sisters, don't give up, you can still save it】

Ye Jun often interacts with Yao Shuyu, everyone is familiar with it, but An Ge and Qin Sheng haven't appeared in his videos for a long time:

[Why is the shape of my wild kitchen mushroom not suitable for the red beetle? 】

[I don’t envy you driving a Bentley, as long as there is love, driving a Beetle is also very happy]

【I also want to make a lot of money】

[Where is the method of making money written hahahaha? ? ? 】

[An'an! !Old Qin! !God and goddess in the same frame! !I can! ! 】

【Bring a guitar!Will the new song be on the line? 】

[I remember that An An used to say that Mr. Yao was recording with them. It seems true? ? 】

However, no one expressed sympathy for Mr. Yao who took his baby to do social practice:

【How dare you say this is not Metamorphosis】

[The excitement is all theirs, Mr. Yao can only be confused]

[Buy one get three free with a baby, Mr. Yao is heartbroken]

In addition, almost all of them are "hahaha" counting up from ten characters:

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[It’s okay to call Ryan and the manager specifically to persecute me]

【God he? A bowl of water is flat】

[Do you still want to say that you are exposed to both rain and dew? ? ? 】

【Did Mr. Yao persecute the chaff today】

【Did Mr. Yao persecute his partner today】

[The general manager is too cute, I have to ask if Ryan is there, if not, it will balance me hahahaha]

[Yes, I still want to laugh at the red beetle of the wild kitchen fungus]

[Stay tuned to watch this episode - Wild Kitchen Mushroom tops the worst list! 】

What was lively was not just the barrage in the video.

Yao Shuyu didn't have the habit of updating videos and posting on Weibo at the same time, but as the official designated class representative, it is a routine operation to bring topics and @官微, so he just posted one.

It's not easy to be a person these days, and you have to be forced to open your business to be an Internet celebrity.

Life is too hard.

As soon as this Weibo was posted, Lai Yin and Jin Li, who had been brutally persecuted, finally had a place to vent their dissatisfaction.

@野厨药: Hands up, the worst is here, what did my red beetle do wrong? ? ? //@KimManager: It’s true, I didn’t realize that the phone was so badass with the picture.//@艾恩Lahne: If you have fun, don’t take me. When you throw the stalk, you immediately think of me. Miserable people//@Yao always don’t eat takeaway

Early in the morning.

With his back to Yao Shuyu, Su Qihan leaned on Yao Shuyu's arm, curled up under the quilt and read Weibo comments, his face was about to freeze from laughing, and he had to hold back his laughter, which really challenged the limits of the human body.

Yao Shuyu closed her eyes and exhaled a long breath from her nose.

Su Qihan was trying so hard to hold back his laughter, but when he heard Yao Shuyu's movement, he immediately held his breath and froze. He didn't let go until he was still for about half a minute and there was no other sound behind him. in one breath.

Just as his finger was about to continue to slide on the screen, Yao Shuyu behind him suddenly grabbed his hand, turned to one side, and pressed forward, firmly fixing Su Qihan in his arms.

Yao Shuyu was originally lying on his back, so he propped up one arm to serve as a pillow for Su Qihan. When Su Qihan woke up in the morning, moved his head away from his chest and turned to touch his phone, he was already awake.

What's more, I kept shaking next to him afterwards, and the drowsiness was all shaken away.

Deliberately suffocated, just didn't say anything.

Yao Shuyu buried her head in Su Qihan's neck and took a deep breath, her eyes were still closed, her voice was a little hoarse when she just woke up: "Why are you smiling so happily so early in the morning, huh?"

Su Qihan was burned by his warm breath, as if he had been caught doing something sneaky, and stuttered again: "Just, just read the comments on Weibo."

Yao Shuyu raised one eyelid, and glanced lazily at Su Qihan's mobile phone screen: "If you want to read the comments, you can just use my mobile phone to read them, and you can return whichever one you want."

Su Qihan shook his head: "That's not good."

Only then did Yao Shuyu fully open both eyes, and the hand that was used as a pillow for Su Qihan turned around and gently rubbed the top of his hair: "Why, are you afraid that I will say you are checking the post?"

Su Qihan was embarrassed: "...No."

Yao Shuyu blinked her eyes twice, then closed them again, mainly because she was holding a soft and fragrant person in her arms, and she really didn't even bother to open her eyelids.

Su Qihan heard Yao Shuyu's low voice: "Look at anything, reply to comments at will, check contacts at will, see whatever you want to see, reply to whatever you want, check whoever you want, anyway, I belong to you .”

Su Qihan froze for a moment, then put the phone next to the pillow, and turned his head slightly.

Yao Shuyu felt his movement, so she relaxed her strength in hugging him. Su Qihan had room to move around, so he slowly turned around and nestled in the "old position" that belonged to him on his chest again.

Then he didn't say anything, but raised his head carefully, and touched Yao Shuyu's chin with his lips.

"...It's dangerous for you to be like this early in the morning, Xiao Qihan." The old hooligan hissed, forcing himself to suppress the evil thoughts in his heart, bit the bullet and be his gentleman, and said, "Get up and clean up, let's go early today go to school."

Su Qihan buried her head in his neck, and after waiting for a while, it was rare for her to stay still.

Yao Shuyu really didn't want to persuade him to move away from her body, so she just said symbolically, "Huh?"

Su Qihan hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Mr. Yao, do you think it will be good for the children if we come here as volunteers... Will they be happy?"

Apparently, "I still want you to sleep with me for a while longer" such nasty words only exist in Yao Shuyu's fantasies, even in the "dangerous" early morning, Su Qihan is still full of serious business.

Yao Shuyu sighed: "What's the matter, I suddenly feel that it's not a good thing for the children to come here for a few days and leave after playing for a few days?"

He himself had such thoughts, but he didn't expect Su Qihan to be so worried.Although they don't stay here for long, and maybe even every batch of volunteers doesn't stay here for long, but as long as there are people who are willing to come here with a steady stream of energy, it is of course a good thing to come with the light and heat of the outside world.

Just look at Secretary Liu's face that was about to die from laughter.

Just when Yao Shuyu was about to enlighten Su Qihan and tell him not to think too much, Su Qihan shook his head, which surprised him and said: "I thought so at first, but now I still feel that if there is no hope at all, then I will never see the outside world again. We came here just to tell the children that there is still a way to 'go out', as for how to go, it is up to them themselves!"

Yao Shuyu raised the corners of his mouth, really liking his little Qihan more and more.

There is still a way of "going out" in the world, as for how to take it, it depends on the individual - it's not like he is talking about himself.

Yao Shuyu smiled, and rubbed his head with his hand back: "I know you are sensible, who are you going to drink chicken soup for early in the morning?"

Su Qihan explained with some embarrassment: "No, no, I just feel that being a volunteer is not a joke. Even if you do it for three days, you have to be conscious."

Yao Shuyu couldn't hold back, laughed out loud, stepped back a little, and looked down at Su Qihan's serious little face:

"Yes, our teacher Su is the most enlightened, but he is going to be late for class, and he is not ready to get up from me?"

Surprised, Mr. Su was so shocked that he rushed into the bathroom in less than half a minute.

Yao Shuyu sat up, leaned against the head of the bed, moved her slightly stiff arms, and felt refreshed after playing hooligans.

When the two of them finished packing and went downstairs, they found that everyone had already sat at the round table and had breakfast. Except for Qin Sheng who was still paralyzed, the three of them, Qian Fujin and An Ge, were about to call themselves brothers.

Egg buns, steamed buns, steamed buns, deep-fried dough sticks, soy milk porridge, everything you need, put them in a basin and put them on the table.

Su Qihan was obedient: "Good morning, everyone."

Yao Shuyu opened the bench for Su Qihan to sit down, and she sat down too, deliberately clicked twice and said:

"It's fun, it's like a three-day trip to a farmhouse."

Fu Chengcheng was next to Su Qihan, he gave Su Qihan a hesitant look, then said nothing, sighed, and reached out to give Su Qihan a marinated egg.

Jin Feng added for him: "Although he's not red-skinned, he can only make do with it."

Qian Hao nodded, and made two gestures with his chopsticks: "Eat, make up."

Su Qihan: "..."

In the morning, red-skinned, eggs.

He suspects his sand sculpture roommate is driving, but he has no proof.

With a steamed bun in his mouth, Ye Jun tried to reach for the rolls on the table with his free fat hand, and said slightly inarticulately:

"Mr. Yao, it's not that we didn't wait for you, it's just that I don't know if I can see you two in the morning after changing to a big bed room last night!"

As soon as these words came out, Qin Sheng silently put down half of the steamed stuffed bun in his hand, coughed lightly, took a sip of the soy milk, then formed a fist with one hand, and began to crazily beat... his chest.

Qin Sheng was quieter than An Ge, and An Ge next to him almost spat out a mouthful of eggs:

"Oh, mom, what's the matter? Did Lao Qin and I miss some exclusive gossip last night, the kind that would be on the hot search immediately when it broke out?"

Su Qihan held the marinated egg that Fu Chengcheng handed over in his hand, and felt that his forehead was hotter than the egg.

But for the old hooligan who is so thick-skinned that he can beat the city wall, this level of ridicule is exactly what he wants.

Yao Shuyu turned her face, looked at Su Qihan with a little bit of teasing in her eyes, she hadn't even started to tease her, she just listened to——

Snapped.

Su Qihan smashed the marinated egg firmly, pushed it with his hand, and the egg rolled on the table, the shell was so broken that it couldn't be broken any more.

Yao Shuyu's back felt cold: "Cough, eat, eat."

Yesterday, Yao Shuyu told Secretary Liu and Principal Wang whether he would come to pick him up, not to be polite to the two leaders. After breakfast, tour guide Fu led their "Peony A" tourist group to "Jie Lin Hope Primary School" marches on.

On the small road outside the Laifu Hotel, Qin Sheng beat his chest expressionlessly, Yao Shuyu looked back at her, took her guitar with even more expressionlessness than her, and carried it on his back.

What he thought was that fortunately the two of them didn't drag out a stereo, otherwise he might really drive away.

An Ge made a fist with one hand, and hit the palm of the other hand: "Damn! I forgot that we still have two laborers at our disposal! I should have dragged the stereo out!"

Then he changed hands and threw the guitar on his back to Ye Jun who was beside Yao Shuyu.

Ye Jun: "...Damn, I thought I could escape a catastrophe."

Yao Shuyu: "..."

It was rare for Su Qihan not to walk side by side with Yao Shuyu. It was not because of the red-skinned eggs or the stalk of the big bed room that made him embarrassed, but at this moment——at 07:30 in the morning, the hard-working Mr. Yao dedicated his photography The teacher is already online.

He walked at the side of the team, concentrating on recording every quarrel moment of the youth tour group.

... In order to prevent Mr. Yao from dropping the video, he really paid too much.

Followed to the school gate.

Su Qihan took a close-up of the school gate with ease, and when Yao Shuyu turned his head to look at him, he precisely cut the shot to him.

Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows at the camera, and put a business smile on his face:

"Okay, I'm here, with your vlog—Xiao Ajiu, is the camera running out of battery? Don't shoot when it's out of battery. The way you just shot is barely enough to cut."

Su Qihan patted the camera bag proudly: "There is electricity!"

Yao Shuyu had no choice but to purse her lips, and gave the camera a pleasing smirk.

Ye Jun squeezed over, fighting for the opportunity to appear on the screen, and said: "You Yao always dove if you can. If you can't dove, you try to cut corners. Fortunately, our Xiao Shangjiu was well prepared and didn't leave any room for Mr. Yao to be lazy. "

Su Qihan smiled happily, and shook his hand in front of the camera: "Don't worry, everyone, I'm online."

Yao Shuyu sighed, isn't the little cutie who flung her elbow out a little cutie?Pet it, what else can I do.

Jin Feng hooked Qian Hao's shoulder with his right hand, and grabbed Fu Chengcheng's schoolbag belt with his left hand, and pulled it back:

"Guide Fu, look at those two people, are they Secretary Liu and Principal Wang?"

Fu Chengcheng turned his back, pulled back his belt, and pushed his glasses: "...Yes."

Su Qihan's camera swept across a few people, and then returned to the school gate, and sure enough, he saw two figures walking out of it.

Suits and leather shoes are shiny.

The shiny ones are Principal Wang's leather shoes.

And Secretary Liu's forehead.

Secretary Liu enthusiastically waved his hand, and before he could get to him, his voice was picked up by the camera:

"Little comrades came so early! Coincidentally, I will take you to watch the flag raising!"

Principal Wang also walked over at a faster pace: "Welcome, welcome, how about you send a representative to say a few words at the flag-raising ceremony?"

Before everyone could answer, Secretary Liu clapped his hands together: "That's a great feeling!"

The heads of the tour group members all turned to Yao Shuyu. Yao Shuyu was fearless in the face of danger, his complexion did not change, and his eyes were focused and hot, looking at Fu Chengcheng.

Everyone suddenly realized that they immediately wrote the words "so good" on their faces, joined Yao Shuyu's camp, and looked at Comrade Fu Xiao, the guide of the tour group.

Fu Chengcheng: "...spare me, boy, can't you treat me better?"

"Huh?" Secretary Liu asked in confusion as if seeing something strange, "This little classmate is a photographer? Are you taking pictures now?"

Classmate Su Xiao smiled: "Hello, Secretary Liu, we are taking pictures now, can you come to say hello?"

Unexpectedly, Secretary Liu, who has always been careless and careless, became nervous when facing the camera: "Oh, that's not good, I'm not good at taking pictures of Lao Liu! Old Wang can! Old Wang is good at taking pictures, shoot him!"

Principal Wang hurriedly said, "Oh, it's not good!"

Secretary Liu: "Okay! Why is it not good!"

Principal Wang: "No, no, you are more photogenic!"

Secretary Liu: "Wow! Old Wang, don't be modest!"

You say what you say, and these two leaders who have lived for a century together are blowing up business with each other.

Yao Shuyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Our Hope Primary School is the most photogenic, why don't Secretary Liu and Principal Wang take us in? We should miss the flag-raising ceremony later."

Secretary Liu slapped his shiny forehead: "Look at me! I missed the business!"

Principal Wang hurriedly led everyone to the gate: "Little comrades, go this way!"

Su Qihan quickly recorded the heated scene.

Fu Chengcheng breathed a sigh of relief, and returned to the team of "Peony A", unexpectedly, Jin Feng and Qian Hao gave him an indescribable look.

Jin Feng: "Fu Xiaoyi, don't you feel that there is something missing and something more in your hand?"

Fu Chengcheng: "Speak human language?"

Qian Hao sighed, and explained: "The tour guide's guide flag is missing, and the speech script for the flag-raising ceremony is added. Wow, little comrade!"

Fu Chengcheng looked at his empty hands: "...please forgive me."

The author has something to say: I am getting fat! (Although the number of words in this chapter is a bit insufficient

Recently, I have encountered a lot of trouble and bad things.

Oh, I hope everyone is doing well every day.

In addition, it may not be possible to update at [-] o'clock in the future, and it will probably be postponed to around ten o'clock

But don't worry, I will work hard to type, and I will not disappoint every little cutie who is willing to read this article

bow!Bobo!