This UP can't move

Anyway, it has already broken the highest broadcast time in recent days. Yao Shuyu originally wanted to make enough money in front of all friends and fans, but he never expected that his little Qihan would put his face all on the line. up.

Yao Shuyu was still performing "The Happy Life of an Old Dog" online, but now he is not happy when he sees the group of water friends who have been sniped in situ in the barrage.

Even if the water friends smashed the presents wildly, and Xiao Jinzhu smashed hundreds of millions of them, he was still not happy.

Facts have proved that men can change faces faster than turning pages.

"Little Ajiu, you're spoiling them so much—look at the smoky ones, who lick the screen and give birth to monkeys for a while, and those who make a fuss about running away, oh, come and see what's falling on the ground." What is it?——the restraint and shamelessness of contemporary youth."

Yao Shuyu only let Su Qihan dangle in the screen for less than a minute, and then moved the hand holding the phone away from Su Qihan so far away that the little fans couldn't even see a single hair of Su Qihan.

He clicked his tongue and made no secret of his displeasure:

"What time is it and you still not sleeping? Not going to school? Not going to work? I strongly recommend that everyone use the 'Youth Mode' of Station F, and forcefully disconnect when you are online for more than two hours. Seduced by sex, so easy. One day, we know that we must look at our face and look at our face. Can't we be a bit pursuing? Can we have a higher quality and a little more connotation?"

[Do you have a pursuit? ? ? 】

[Do you have the quality? ? ? 】

[You have meaning? ? ? 】

[You are shameless! ! ! 】

"Happy time always flies by so fast, before you know it, it's ten o'clock..." Qian Hao looked at the time, "What the hell? It's not eleven o'clock? I thought we were disturbing the people in the dead of night. Mr. Yao, you usually Are you going to sleep at this late hour? No wonder you keep delaying the update... The sound you make when you snore is '咕咕咕'?!"

Although Jin Feng, the health-preserving school, didn't mind going to bed at [-] o'clock, he still proceeded from reality and said with his stomach upright: "It's not good to sleep after eating, right? Although the stomach is full, it will be fat all the time. "

Fu Chengcheng was a little tired, mainly because he supported the wisdom value of the entire expensive bed by himself.

He moved aside, and hinted the truth to his roommate in the tone of "I don't want to be with sand sculptures":

"The brain is not working well, and the nose is not working well-can you smell such a big vinegar smell? Both of you are ashamed to say that you are single. Is it difficult to guess Mr. Yao's motives?"

Yao Shuyu sneered: "Don't snore, don't get fat, don't guess what Mr. Yao is thinking."

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Charge for 1 months and watch for [-] minute? ? ? 】

[You have the ability to snatch a man, you have the ability to give us Kangkang! 】

[The reason why the well-known UP at station F does not let the newcomer UP show their faces is because they want to hide and watch for themselves! 】

[I have a premonition that black fans are going to pick up a pen to write about Mr. Yao's pressure and newcomers so that he won't let others stand out hahahahaha]

[The smell of vinegar overflowing the screen]

【True Vinegar into Friendship】

【Possessive desire max if this is not love】

【My little brother with long hair is really a sensible person】

[The little brother with long hair can't stand the expensive bed]

【Am I the only one who thinks Mr. Yao looks like an old father who forbids his daughter to fall in love】

【You are not alone】

【Mr. Yao brings the baby into the play too deeply 233】

[It may also be because of the previous incident of going far away that Mr. Yao had to strictly guard his children]

[Sister, if you think too much, he is just a bitch for a while]

[Always cool, always cool]

【Everyone gives me sweet dizziness】

[Regardless of whether it’s true or not, I’ve knocked off this CP anyway]

【I hit you too】

[A backhand is a 30-word father-son essay]

[? ? ?Hahahaha, the father and son in front of me stop]

【Are you a devil hahahahaha】

Su Qihan didn't make much contribution to the wisdom value of your bedroom. He didn't expect that "Mr. Yao doesn't want to show him to others" on the level of Mary Su, and he kept moving closer to Yao Shuyu's side. His desire to appear on the scene was unprecedentedly strong. :

"Big, good night everyone! See you next time! Really, see you!"

[? ?really meet? 】

【If you say that, I really believe it】

【What kind of cutie is this】

[Little cutie, we are waiting for you! ! ! 】

"Let's talk about the next thing next time, don't make cakes for them in advance." Yao Shuyu tapped the screen with his slender finger, the camera turned to the rear, and Qian Fujin appeared again, "Come Qian Fujin, say goodbye to everyone. "

Qian Fujin was short-mouthed, so he had no choice but to agree: "Bye bye."

Yao Shuyu was a little more satisfied: "Okay, today's Suiyuan live broadcast is over, this month may not be..."

Su Qihan was deprived of the right to show his face, so he found another way and started "off-screen" to grab the wheat:

"Thank you for your gifts and Xiao Jinzhu! Please, please continue to pay attention to Mr. Yao! I will remind him to play games with you at ten o'clock every night!"

By the way, Mr. Yao was sold out completely.

The elbow was thrown out so that it could no longer be turned.

"...Baby, betray me again?" Yao Shuyu was not annoyed when her voice was interrupted, but turned her head leisurely to raise an eyebrow at Su Qihan, "Playing games with them at ten o'clock every day is a good idea, I don't need to accompany you Is it?"

Su Qihan choked for a moment, and glared at Yao Shuyu with red ears.

Yao Shuyu stared so hard that he was about to let out a hooligan whistle.

Don't think about it, the barrage must be colorful and say anything. The keywords are nothing more than "ah", "awsl", "Qiaoqiu you accompany him" and "I have nothing to say but I still want to Send an exclamation point with a bullet screen meaning ".

Su Qihan's head was filled with smoke, and he insisted on carrying out the robbing to the end:

"Have you paid attention to the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day activities on the site? Remember to come to the 'Lian Fang Carnival' to meet Mr. Yao. If there is something you want to watch, remember to private message him."

Seeing how he begged for his attention, even though he was sold by his own children, Yao Shuyu still had the urge to help him count the money, and his heart softened instantly.

He stretched out his hand and pinched Su Qihan's ear, amused and helpless:

"Okay, okay, I'll make the video of the event—where are you from? You'll post the notice, and I'll post the video. Mr. Yao's face will tell you to give it up."

Whether it was Mr. Yao's coquettish raised eyebrows, or his hands and feet on little Ajiu, the water friends couldn't see it.

Until the old dog forced the broadcast, they could only see Qian Fujin eating lemons through Mr. Yao's rear camera, with a "I hate. jpg" hanging on their faces.

Yao Shuyu threw the mobile phone with only 1% battery remaining and was still dying on the table: "This hand warmer is scalding me to death."

As soon as the words fell, Jin Feng, Qian Fujin's representative spokesman, couldn't wait to ask:

"Mr. Yao, what did you just say about the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day activities?"

Yao Shuyu sat on the ground for so long to broadcast live, and his long legs, which had nowhere to rest, were already numb. He stood up and moved around, sat on the sofa, and lifted Su Qihan up to "place" beside him:

"Come on, Xiao Qihan, let's have a look at our station activities with your bumpkin roommates who can't make it in time."

Su Qihan smiled shallowly, looked at the three buns sitting on the ground and said:

"Well, aren't we still talking about this year's Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day together?"

Fu Chengcheng pushed his glasses and nodded: "Well, after the Mid-Autumn Festival, it happens to be the National Day. First, I cried for seven days, and then I like to mention a nine-day long holiday."

"Yeah," Su Qihan picked up the voice, "Taking advantage of this holiday, Station F has launched a 'Continuous Carnival Challenge' event, requiring UP owners who participate in the challenge to submit at least three videos within the nine-day holiday. Failed, and now the warm-up registration has begun.”

To participate in the "Mid-Autumn and National Day double-festival carnival challenge", each submission must carry the official event label. The registration stage will enter the week before the official start of the event. At present, nearly 10 people have accepted the challenge.

Qian Hao let out a wow, and complained, "Why isn't it called Liver Explosion Challenge?"

Su Qihan suppressed a smile: "Well, the Firers call it the Liver Explosion Challenge."

"Anything else?" Jin Feng asked again, "Apart from the liver explosion, is there anything special about this event?"

Yao Shuyu was sitting on the sofa with legs crossed, with a smirk:

"It's special because from the moment you sign up, you're tied to the official reminder."

Su Qihan looked at Qian Fujin with a question mark on his forehead, and explained:

"It means, from the time of successful registration, the event official at Station F will push you a message, give you a countdown before the start of the challenge, and ask you during the challenge, 'Is this UP updated today' and so on... "

Fu Chengcheng was surprised: "This is the flag of Li. It's really an official reminder. Mr. Yao, you have participated in this kind of activities? You, the contented little ace pigeon of Changle, can no longer hold a knife?"

Yao Shuyu showed an expression of "what can I do" at the right time, Su Qihan blushed a little:

"Yes, it's the name I gave General Yao..."

Qian Fujin clasped his fists: "Understood, husband and wife, Rui Sibai."

What Yao Shuyu didn't tell Su Qihan before was that the officials had actually selected him as the "class representative". Of course, he also sent invitations to several other well-known big UP masters, but he was still considering whether to participate or not. .

After all, it will really explode the liver.

And after finally taking a few days off, he even wanted to take his little boyfriend out for a tour of the mountains and rivers.

Anyway, I just don’t want to play computer or mobile phone at home.

But Su Qihan helped him sign up, which meant that he accepted the invitation to be the official "class representative".

At this time, Yao Shuyu was very unpromisingly pleased by the words "husband and wife" and was so generous that he patiently explained the event to the bumpkins:

"The carnival challenge has several options, such as game carnival, MAD carnival, vlog carnival and national carnival. The official should select a few corresponding class representatives."

Jin Baozi immediately asked, "What the hell is a national carnival?"

"This category accepts all submissions except the first three topics." After Yao Shuyu finished answering, he added, "Next time, raise your hand before asking questions. Is there any rule?"

Wallet raised his hand: "The class representatives are all popular UP, Mr. Yao, have you been selected?"

"What do you think?" Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows, "I didn't think about it at first, since Xiao Qihan signed up for me, I'm equivalent to accepting the official invitation."

Wallet still has doubts: "Then which subject are you the class representative for?"

"It's really hard to say, Mr. Yao's video is too complicated, but there is a high probability it is a game." Fu Baozi obviously didn't want to raise his hand like a mentally handicapped, "What's the reward?"

"Complete the challenge and you can share the bonus! 10 likes unlock the exclusive avatar frame for the event! 100 likes give you a monthly member! The top ten likes get a commemorative card!" Su Qihan raised his hand to answer, "And all of them can be drawn!"

Yao Shuyu nodded appreciatively: "Sure enough, only our classmate Su Xiaosi has previewed in advance."

Although Qian Fujin sounds very expensive, but the three of them are all Africans, and they have no fate in this life, especially when Yao Shuyu is sitting in front of him, they are even less excited.

Jin Feng: "The picture frame is not good enough for me, and I can't afford the commemorative plaque. It's more practical to be a big member."

Qian Hao: "As for the lottery, I can only say that the fate has not come yet."

Fu Chengcheng recalled for a while: "Do you still remember Mr. Yao playing the little ice dragon in auto chess? Although it is not the best, it is like playing mahjong. I am still afraid of the European spirit."

Yao Shuyu didn't know what to think of, and raised the corners of her mouth: "Let's make a promise."

Su Qihan's Weibo profile picture is a hand-painted ice blue dragon.

Isn't this what you want?

Jin Feng and Qian Hao cleaned up the messy coffee table, and Fu Chengcheng was responsible for securing Su Qihan, who yelled "put me down", beside Yao Shuyu.

He is so sensible not only because he can eat people with a short mouth, but also because... now he can't catch up with the dormitory access control even if he rushes back to the dormitory.

Qian Hao, who wiped the tabletop to make it shine brighter than his face, said, "Boss Yao, look, it's getting late now."

Jin Feng, who picked up the trash more quickly than the aunt who glued the delivery box, said: "I wonder if your family can still spare three dog kennels?"

Fu Chengcheng was different, he was smarter and asked Su Qihan directly:

"Xiao Si, borrow the living room to sleep?"

Su Qihan agreed without thinking about it: "No problem! Sleep, sleep in my room, it's quite big, well, you can sleep on the sofa in the living room."

Yao Shuyu also expected this result a long time ago. Since Su Qihan was happy, he waved his hand and said indifferently:

"Find a place by yourself - I won't change the sheets and quilts in his room for you, they are new anyway."

The most sensitive dog nose in Fu Chengcheng smelled an unusual smell, and tentatively said:

"Could it be that Mr. Yao knew that we would come back to eat and sleep together, so he changed in advance?"

Yao Shuyu let out a sigh: "How is that possible."

The belated Jin Feng and Qian Hao were stunned: "Where does Xiaosi Su usually sleep..."

Fu Chengcheng spread his arms and sighed: "What do you think?"

Su Qihan blushed instantly.

Yao Shuyu finally blew out the hooligan whistle that he suppressed all night happily and loudly:

"You guys are really the embodiment of hungry ghosts, devils and little witty ghosts."

Su Qihan stammered and changed the subject: "You, when you came back just now, didn't you say that you have something to discuss with Mr. Yao..."

The four people in your dormitory plus Yao Shuyu crowded all the sofas in the living room to the brim.

Jin Feng patted the pillow: "Oh yes, I almost forgot that I still have something to talk about."

Yao Shuyu gave him a sideways glance: "You have a fart business."

Qian Fujin's image in Yao Shuyu's heart is worse than that of Lai Yin.

"This time is really serious," Qian Hao said, "Our Fu Xiaoyi's birthday is on the Mid-Autumn Festival. I was thinking that we, a group of bumpkins who have never been to City A, have never been anywhere except University A, so why not take this opportunity?" Let's play together for a few days, and it's also a birthday for Fu Xiaoyi."

Fu Chengcheng, who was named, was stunned, but didn't realize it: "Didn't you say that you are here to try Mr. Yao's computer that is equipped with an e-sports level?"

Jin Feng laughed loudly: "How can I let you know that it's your birthday?"

Fu Chengcheng pushed his glasses a little uncomfortably, and rubbed his nose by the way: "Then I don't know yet."

Seeing this, Jin Feng exchanged glances with Qian Hao, and said emotionally, "Oh my God, the last time we both saw you shy and reserved was when you just stepped into the bedroom door, after that you no longer existed as shy, and since then Black and white online!"

Fu Chengcheng returned to normal in an instant: "Fuck you, uncle."

Jin Feng didn't care at all whether his uncle was cut off, as long as the second master wasn't cut off, he didn't know where his thinking went:

"Speaking of which, you and that Jiang Mi have the same birthday!"

Everyone except Jin Feng: "Who is Jiang Mi?"

Jin Feng patted the pillow again: "Jiang Mi! It's the one with Huya, the fresh meat, which has become so popular recently, don't you know?"

Everyone except Jin Feng shook their heads: "I don't know."

Jin Feng was stunned: "How could he not know? He is so handsome???"

Qian Hao immediately counterattacked: "I still have a birthday with Chen Ru."

Jin Feng was confused: "Who is Chen Ru?"

Qian Hao was stunned in the same style: "How could Xiaohua, who is newly promoted recently, not know? She is so beautiful???"

"Hey, Heavenly King, do you know? It's my birthday with Xiao Qihan." Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows maliciously, "I said, Jin Xiaoer, is there something wrong with your sexual orientation? Fu Xiaoyi, are you still Stay away from him, insurance."

Fu Chengcheng quickly waved his hands: "Don't cue me."

Jin Feng yelled: "Do you have the face to ask me if my sexual orientation is a problem??!!"

Qian Hao looked around, and suddenly saw the signs of two pairs of CP, he sighed and said:

"I feel isolated, I sleep on the sofa at night, don't thank me, call me Lei Feng."

Yao Shuyu touched his chin very cooperatively and acted: "Qian Xiaosan is such a miserable man."

Jin Feng and Fu Chengcheng: "Fuck!"

Su Qihan, who had the same birthday as the Heavenly King Laozi, finally couldn't help laughing, coughed twice and suppressed the smile, finally shaking out a sentence:

"Well, I'm going home for a few days during the long vacation, and I can play with you the rest of the time."

Yao Shuyu nodded: "I'll see you off, and greet your dad by the way."

Su Qihan was afraid of troubling him, but he also knew that refusal would be invalid, so he asked, "Mr. Yao, aren't you going home?"

"Besides." Yao Shuyu paused, "Uh, I should go back."

I can go back, but I don’t know if there is anyone at home.

Su Qihan wanted to ask again, but was interrupted by Qian Fujin: "We also have to go home for a few days, and then we will have a unified time, let's go play together!"

Su Qihan's attention immediately went astray: "Yeah!"

Yao Shuyu took advantage of the situation and asked, "Okay, what are you playing?"

Qian Fujin said in unison: "Travel in City A!"

"..." Yao Shuyu was speechless for a while, "Perhaps, I can learn more about my contribution video 'Ordinary People Playing Ordinary Local Games'?"

Qian Fujin: "No, no, I don't understand."

The noise was so loud that it was close to twelve o'clock. Before really disturbing the people, Yao Shuyu couldn't bear it and sent Qian Fujin to take a bath and go to bed. The three of them played games to decide who would sleep on the sofa.

Whoever wins will sleep on the sofa.

In the end, Qian Hao laughed out loud and was mercilessly slapped on the back of the head by Yao Shuyu.

The two losers, Fu Chengcheng and Jin Feng, had no choice but to enjoy the new sheets and quilts in Su Qihan's room together.

master bedroom.

"Baby, do you want to take a shower first?" Yao Shuyu helped Su Qihan get a change of clothes, and picked and picked in the closet, "Let me see... which color underwear should I wear?"

Su Qihan rushed over and closed the closet door with smoke on his forehead:

"No no no no need!"

"Don't you need to wear it?" Yao Shuyu showed surprise, and approached Su Qihan step by step, pressed him against the closet, wrapped himself in his breath, buried his head close to his ear, and said in a low voice, "Baby, don't wear it. No, you, Mr. Yao, can't stand it."

Su Qihan seemed to feel that the surrounding air was heating up, and Yao Shuyu's breath wrapped around his neck, touching his exposed skin again and again.

Su Qihan softly pushed Yao Shuyu's chest: "You, don't you, you are not serious..."

Yao Shuyu laughed softly, stepped back a little, and gently gave her little boyfriend a chance to breathe:

"Yes, baby is right."

Su Qihan's ears that were contaminated by Yao Shuyu's breathing began to turn red and hot, and he muttered softly:

"...Why, why do you keep calling me that?"

Yao Shuyu stretched out her hand to pinch his ear, and wrapped her arm around the back of his neck, her fingers just enough to reach Su Qihan's chin, and rubbed it lightly.

This time it really really circled people up.

Yao Shuyu knowingly asked, "Don't you like it?"

Su Qihan wanted to look away, but there was a hand next to his chin that kept doing evil, if he turned his face slightly, he would be blocked halfway.

All I could say was, "No, no."

Seeing him like this, Yao Shuyu liked him so much that he narrowed his eyes unconsciously, asking step by step like an old hooligan:

"Then tell me...are you my baby?"

He leaned over and touched the tip of Su Qihan's well-behaved nose lightly, and even had a tendency to slide down:

"Huh? Are you?"

Su Qihan suddenly looked like a puppy who was forced to jump over the wall. He didn't know where the inspiration came from. With red eyes, he raised his mouth and bit Yao Shuyu's chin.

Haven't taken it away yet.

Yao Shuyu hissed, and his movements subconsciously paused, Su Qihan took the opportunity to slip away - and hid in the small bathroom of the master bedroom.

Yao Shuyu stared at the closed bathroom door, and rubbed her chin with her slender fingers, and she didn't know if it was an illusion, but she felt a small row of thin tooth marks.

"...will play petty temper," he stood there and said to himself, "who can resist this..."

Yao Shuyu entered the stage of silently reciting the heart-cleaning mantra again.

There was no sound of water coming from the bathroom.

Xiao Qihan should still be shy, right?

The more he thought about the images in his mind, the less suitable it was for children. Yao Shuyu simply gave up thinking, took out his dead mobile phone from his pocket, charged it, and collected himself—that is, he just stared blankly for a while.

When the phone screen lit up, he remembered what he wanted to do just now.

Yao Xiayu gave a fake cough, clicked on her WeChat, and scrolled down the message list for a while before finding the contact "Old Lin" and sent a message:

-Old Lin, didn't you sleep, how did you check last time?

After about two or three minutes, "Old Lin" replied:

- slept

Yao Shuyu knocked out a string of ellipses expressionlessly.

Okay, it probably means that I forgot to check.

The phone vibrated again, Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows and looked at the screen, saying that Lao Lin who was "sleeping" had no new news.

He froze for a moment, swiped the screen, and went back to the message list—it was a message from "Little Ajiu" on the top.

One word: yes.

Yao Shuyu looked back at the closed bathroom door, and she was stunned by the chant of a clearing heart mantra. She was stunned and confused when she saw this word:

-Ok?

Over there, Su Qihan replied in seconds:

- it's your baby

Finally, there was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom.

Yao Shuyu blinked in a daze——

It seems that Xiao Qihan forgot to bring his underwear in the end?

The author has something to say: PS Su Qihan's birthday is the ninth day of the first lunar month, which is the same day as the Heavenly King Laozi.

I don't know exactly what the youth mode is, and I haven't tried it, so I made a few casual remarks.

The Mid-Autumn Festival in 2020 is October [-]st, but it is impossible to keep it for that long, so I made a few casual remarks.

The continuous release carnival activity is based on the July summer check-in challenge at station B.