This UP can't move

"The Auto Chess S0 Fan Tournament is over, and the rewards have all been settled."

"Of course this queen is within the rank of 9999, the candy is 320, and there is also an exclusive messenger special effect, which can be used throughout the S1 Cancer season."

"There's no need to be envious. After all, I don't think this reward is good enough for me who is one in a million."

Yao Shuyu stayed in the laboratory until eight o'clock, and when he got home, he didn't forget that he had promised his technical fans that he would live broadcast and play games when he had time at night.

Left and right Su Qihan also often has classes at night, so just play and play.

As for whether to broadcast the chess and card room for the elderly to pass the time, or broadcast the chicken monster show to operate, it depends on his mental state.

The mental state is that I am too lazy to make a batch every day.

Heartbroken technology fans expressed: What else can the UP masters who are their fans do?got used to.

After the rewards were settled that day, Yao Shuyu was in the show, and a batch of bullet screens that had nothing to do with the live broadcast content suddenly appeared, which successfully attracted the attention of Mr. Yao.

[Old Yao is about to fall asleep watching chess, why don't you take everyone to watch Xiao Shangjiu's video together]

[Old Yao!Your kids are contributing! 】

[Go to Kangkang, Lao Yao! ! ! 】

【I finally waited for this day, woo woo woo】

【Son grows up】

【It's so cute】

【What kind of treasure boy is Xiao Shangjiu?】

Yao Shuyu was stunned for a moment, and after understanding what everyone was talking about, he picked up the mobile phone placed by the table quite unexpectedly, raised the screen and glanced at it, and said at the same time:

"Why did you change your name to Lao Yao? Is Lao Yao your name..."

The screen lit up, and there was a notification message from FireUP, and Yao Shuyu understood it instantly.

The UP master Shangjiu contribution video you follow: Lao Yao has special cooking skills!

Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows: "What the hell..."

Then he exited the game interface in an instant, clicked into the homepage of station F, and quickly found the contribution of "Shangjiu" in the news.

【Can you quit the game faster, Lao Yao】

【Could the corners of your mouth not be so high, old Yao】

[It’s too sweet, isn’t it? The first video posted on station F is related to Mr. Yao]

[Yao Jiu continues to hold the blue sky above his head]

Yao Shuyu tapped the mouse with his index finger and clicked into this video:

"Huh? There are two P? Page1 and Page2, why is it Page...let me see."

The names of these two P videos are Page1 and Page2 respectively.

Move the mouse to Page1 and click it lightly.

Play, full screen, and then 30 people in Mr. Yao's live broadcast room watched Jiu's "Page1" together.

The introduction of the video is: How to make fried rice with eggs?

There is also a link to Mr. Yao's live recording screen.

As soon as the picture came out, Yao Shuyu couldn't help but chuckled lightly, which made the fans of his girlfriend frantically swiping at the barrage.

It was a Q-version villain with a cute watermelon head and short-sleeved shorts with a golden retriever printed on it. He was shaking his head, and his short round arms were holding a pair of chopsticks, one square at one end and the other round at the other. Pointing to a piece of white projection cloth, there is a short introduction written on it, the font is correct and cute, others don't know, but Yao Shuyu can be sure that this is his own handwriting.

This Q version of the villain is obviously Shangjiubenjiu.

BGM is pure music with a cheerful rhythm.

"Hello everyone at station F, I'm Shangjiu, I'm very glad to meet you! I've thought about the video to be submitted here for a long time, and I finally came up with an idea—you must have noticed that the cover of this video is Yao The manuscript of the flow chart I drew when I was learning how to cook."

"I drew a few pictures according to Mr. Yao's flowchart, and then made this video, but I haven't had a lot of time recently, and I am also a beginner in PR, so I hope everyone will forgive me for what I did not do well."

Having said that, the villain in the picture put away his chopsticks, cupped his small fists and bowed forward.

"Mr. Yao now has more than 40 flow charts in his hand. I will slowly draw them for everyone in the future, and I will put them here. Today, I will put the first P and the second P, corresponding to Mr. Yao's first and second. open."

"Friends who like to cook, come and learn with Chef Yao!"

The barrage here occupies almost the upper half of the screen, but basically just two sentences:

【Welcome to Station F! 】

[Hand seal, don't kill! ! ! 】

Yao Shuyu propped his chin, and hooked the corner of his mouth: "Using my notes without saying anything, it's quite capable."

The barrage in the live broadcast room is also very happy:

【Chef Yao, hello hahahahaha】

【This stalk is impossible to pass】

[Chef Yao, please ask Xiao Ajiu to hand in the cover, thank you for your cooperation]

The Q version of Xiao Shangjiu stands with his feet apart, his upper body is slightly turned to the left, and his arms are also moved to the left. When he goes up and down, the palms shake out flowers. Next to him is a plate of fried rice with clear grains and steaming eggs.

"How to make egg fried rice?" These handwritten characters flashed by, and the progress bar continued to move forward. The Q version of Xiao Shangjiu kicked forward and walked under a row of neatly arranged boxes. Take a step.

Yao Shuyu didn't know if it was a voluntary commentary, or just chatting with the water friends in the live broadcast room:

"Huh? Isn't this box just drawn according to my flow chart? It's quite blatant to steal from a teacher. Not bad, not bad. I have to ask for something when I come down."

[What benefits do you want? 】

[Is it such a benefit? 】

[aunt laughs]

Every time the little person walks under a box, a new picture will appear. In short, it is about the production process of egg fried rice, including the ingredients and tools used, all drawn out.

After the overview of the required ingredients, it is the first step.

Step1 beat eggs

At this time, there was no explanation, but a voice that everyone was too familiar with—Mr. Yao was serious:

"Everyone, please interrupt, what brand of Maomao salt is it?"

It was Yao Shuyu's question from the soul when he watched his live broadcast for the first time.

At the same time, a second Q-version villain appeared, with black hair, a tuft of blue hair, and gold-rimmed glasses half the size of his face, with an innocent face raising his hand to ask questions.

The gold-rimmed glasses are the same as Mr. Yao's avatar at Station F.

So this Q-version villain is Mr. Yao.

Yao Shuyu: "...I need to clean up."

He didn't finish another sentence: Relying on being favored, it is simply lawless.

Q version Xiaoshangjiu: "As we all know, maomao salt is not a brand of salt, it simply means to put less salt."

【Hahahaha son, you have become bad】

【As we all know, this little cutie is not a devil either】

[Xiao Shangjiu finally learned to play tricks]

【No, I think it's so sweet】

After the "Step2 hot oil scrambled eggs", "Step3 add ingredients" and "Step4 a small spoonful of soy sauce and then turn off the fire" explained one after another, the Q version of Mr. Yao raised a face that was too confident to be beaten and came out to make trouble :

"What's so difficult about it, I've learned it."

Similarly, this sentence came from Yao Shuyu's live broadcast.

The next few pictures made him feel very uncomfortable.

Because Su Qihan drew two pictures based on his live broadcast accident, namely oil explosion and pan sticking.

Then the Q version Xiao Shangjiu came out pushing a box with "Tips" written on it, and gave some warm reminders for the kitchen accidents that are prone to happen to the culinary idiots.

Because it was a video recording, he didn't stutter at all.

Yao Shuyu was a little speechless when she saw this, she didn't need to look at the bullet screen to know what everyone was reading, it was nothing more than "Mr. Yao, your pot" and so on, so she was silent for a long time and could only say:

"I've always been the only one who mocked others. I didn't expect that I would be publicly executed one day."

【Didn't expect it】

[Surprise or surprise, surprise or surprise]

【Reports from the present world always come so fast】

But Yao Shuyu, who felt that she was being ridiculed, still pressed the thumbs up and gave the newcomer UP a quality three-up, and pointedly opened Su Qihan's "Mr. Yao has special cooking skills!" The second P in the video .

This P is the stir-fried potato shreds that Su Qihan taught to make during the second live broadcast.

The form is exactly the same as the first P, the only difference is that there is no explanation, only BGM, and hand-drawn drawings are used to explain and enrich Yao Shuyu's flowchart manuscript throughout the process, and only use Yao Shuyu's original voice to throw out one or two stalks from time to time. The animation is smooth and cheerful, and the style of painting is also very cute.

[Never thought Mr. Yao could sell books after learning to cook]

【What kind of treasure boy is Little Shangjiu?】

【If this is not love】

【Like Love】

[I really fo (hold your fists together) with the gesture of showing affection between the two of you]

[Show what kindness and love is obviously a father's kindness and son's filial piety]

Yao Shuyu ignored the barrage and said generously:

"He's been holding the board these days and won't let go. For the sake of his contribution to the video, I won't punish him for the time being."

[Do you also eat the vinegar from the board? 】

【233 Then will I hold you and not let go?】

【Why is my word yellow】

[? ?How do you want to punish him]

【Punish him】

Yao Shuyu shook his head mockingly amidst the obscenities, and clicked his tongue twice, like a gentleman:

"If you have time to annoy me, why not pay a little attention to me."

Having said that, he took advantage of the opportunity to click on the homepage of "Shangjiu". In his personal profile, he still had the familiar phrase "Seven out, eighty out, and Shangjiu to do business", but the number of fans had already reached a thousand.

With Mr. Yao's relationship, some people went to pay attention to Shangjiu when they didn't submit articles before, but after all, there were not many. Now that "Shangjiu" has officially become a UP host, more people follow immediately.

Yao Shuyu showed a gratifying smile like an old father, halfway through the smile, he was stunned for a moment, and glanced at the time:

"Aren't you in class, when did you submit the manuscript..."

It is now 09:30, which happens to be the end of the get out of class. Counting the review time and pushing back, it is almost the time before class.

He himself is used to uploading the video directly after editing, so he was frequently urged to update because he did not save the manuscript.

I don't know if Su Qihan saved it in advance or is the same as him.

Yao Shuyu thought about it, and guessed that Su Qihan's get out of class had already ended, and he might be chatting with Qian Fujin.

The phone was charging, so he simply made a voice call to Su Qihan using the WeChat on the computer.

On the other end of the phone, Su Qihan quickly picked up, and the environment was noisy.

The 10 people in Mr. Yao's live broadcast room instantly connected to the microphone and experienced a "public phone":

"Hello? Xiao Jiu, when did you submit your manuscript today? Did you have time to eat before class? Are you hungry now? What do you want to eat? I'll order takeaway for you."

【Ah Wei dies again】

【Is Mr. Yao so careful? I'm shocked】

【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow】

【Mr. Yao please be sure to pamper fans like Xiao Shangjiu! 】

Yao Shuyu lifted his eyelids and glanced at the camera: "You are so beautiful."

Su Qihan: "..."

Hearing the title "Little Ah Jiu", Su Qihan immediately realized that Yao Shuyu was live broadcasting, and called him during the live broadcast.

Although he was not in front of Yao Shuyu's camera, for some reason, he still felt that countless attentions were focused on him.

The group of four from your dormitory had just walked out of the teaching building, but they walked in the opposite direction to the direction of returning to the dormitory, so they missed the mighty crowd of students, and the road was relatively empty.

While Su Qihan was listening to the phone, he was still wondering why Qian Fujin went in the same direction as him, when Jin Feng winked at him, signaling him to release the phone.

Su Qihan struggled a little, but still let them go with a sigh.

As the oldest person in the dormitory, he also favors his roommates.

Yao Shuyu didn't respond for a long time, so he frowned and asked again:

"Where have you been, what do you want to eat? Why don't you talk?"

Jin Feng erupted instantly: "Boss Yao! Good evening!"

Qian Hao rushed to answer: "I want to eat night barbecue and drink night beer!"

Fu Chengcheng pushed his glasses habitually: "Beef with coriander, pork belly, Xiaojun liver, chicken wing tips, bone and meat, duck intestines and palm treasure, thank you, and roast two more eggplants."

Su Qihan has long been used to his mobile phone being treated as a public phone, so he replied a little embarrassedly:

"I'm leaving the school right now, and I'll be there in a while."

After finishing, he added another sentence: "I, I want to eat shrimp dumplings, and I also want to drink soy milk."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were about to laugh like crazy, and praised your bedroom with bold words, and then saw Yao Shuyu in the live broadcast screen and said numbly:

"Understood, fifty skewers of shrimp dumplings, a bucket of soy milk."

Su Qihan: "..."

【Roommate: I want to eat...】

【Mr. Yao: No, you don’t want to】

【I hahahahahahahahahaha】

【Mr. Yao, forgive me for speaking bluntly, don’t you also release your phone publicly?】

[Adopt the policy of breaking the belly for Xiao Shangjiu, and adopt the policy of starving you to roommates]

【Should I say Mr. Yao is stingy or not? Hahahahaha】

[Forget about Xiao Shangjiu, why even roommates can share takeaways with Mr. Yao from time to time! 】

[Real name envy woo woo woo]

[Mr. Yao bid farewell to the life of eating takeout alone after Xiaoshangjiu, and then ushered in the life of everyone eating takeaway together]

Yao Shuyu shamelessly said a few words to Su Qihan again, saying "I'll take care of you when I get back", and then hung up the phone, switched to the delivery app, and delivered the same dishes that Su Qihan and Qian Fujin ordered just now. All on point.

Portions are generous and not stingy at all.

Until the sound of a key opening the door came from the entrance, Yao Shuyu hadn't played the broadcast yet, and was still arguing with the water friends:

"Who said that I just talk and don't practice fake skills? My current cooking skills, not to mention the perfect use of spatulas, at least won't make little Ah Jiu hungry, and I can also support his roommates by the way."

"Why don't you believe it? Mr. Yao is so talented, what can you learn?"

"Why don't you cook when you order takeaway? Tsk, why do you say? The takeaway is fast, and when I finish a meal, it's almost the same for you to ask Xiao Jiu to eat breakfast directly."

"Who said it only takes 10 minutes to make fried rice with eggs? Where can I buy chicken at this late hour?"

Four heads poked out from the door of the study.

Jin Feng on the left: "Mr. Yao, I wonder if you can borrow the floor of your living room for the three of us to sleep in?"

Qian Hao on the upper right: "By the way, we are quite curious about your cooking skills, and I guess the barrage is the same."

Bottom left, Fu Chengcheng: "Knowledge is to guide practice. If you spend so much time drawing flow charts, it's time to cook and practice it yourself."

Bottom right Su Qihan: "Boss Yao, you don't need to buy chicken, there are eggs in the refrigerator, I just bought them on weekends."

Yao Shuyu: "..."

Barrage: [Hahahahahahahaha]

Ten minutes later, Qian Hao was sitting swaggeringly in the living room of Yao Shuyu's house. While watching variety shows, he cleared the tea table and made room for the barbecue skewers. Jin Feng and Fu Chengcheng were sent to the 10-hour convenience store downstairs to buy them. Beer and soy milk.

As for Su Qihan, he switched Mr. Yao's live broadcast to his mobile phone, and then took a quick photo of Yao Shuyu who was in the kitchen, who was in a state of distress.

"Boss Yao's little fans, are you still there? We're back."

"Night barbecue, night beer, and a bowl of egg fried rice are perfect."

"Let, let me help you test the true level of President Yao."

"Next, please enjoy Mr. Yao's cooking show."

Holding two eggs in one hand, Yao Shuyu stared blankly at the pot of leftovers, filled with boundless remorse.

Unless there is a reason to ask for leave, Su Qihan will come back to live broadcast every day at dinner time without any hesitation, why is it that today is the only day that he didn't finish the rice? !

And just now, I was too involved in arguing with the little fans, and didn't notice them coming back.

What to do, it's going to be embarrassing again.

But Yao Shuyu was still as steady as an old dog on the surface, but in fact he panicked a lot.He reluctantly glanced at the phone camera with a look of contempt, then raised his eyebrows at Su Qihan:

"What kind of beer is Ye, you only have soy milk."

Su Qihan showed his face from behind the phone, and stuck out his tongue at Yao Shuyu.

Yao Shuyu felt slightly depressed: "When did you learn to turn your elbows outward?"

Su Qihan had a small red face, and a white hand came out of the mirror, stretched out his finger and poked Yao Shuyu's arm:

"Quick, hurry up."

Yao Shuyu's rogue soul went online immediately: "Huh? What are you going to do?"

Su Qihan didn't know what he thought of at that moment, but he was a little furious:

"Quick, hurry up!"

【Why my words are yellow again】

【This terrible line】

[Is it only me who thinks that there is a trace of inexplicable ambiguity mixed in this father's kindness and son's filial piety! 】

【Sister, you are not alone】

【Welcome to Yaoyaojiu's big family】

【Carrying the Nine Flags of Yao Together】

Yao Shuyu couldn't help it, knowing that he couldn't get away without showing his hands today, so he sighed, rolled up his sleeves resignedly, and worked hard.

Su Qihan himself was also a little curious, looking at the phone screen for a while, and Yao Shuyu himself for a while, obviously he didn't do anything, but he just felt in a hurry.

Yao Shuyu was waiting for the oil to heat up, and turned around dumbfounded:

"What are you busy with? Be honest."

Su Qihan gave an obedient oh, and then continued to probe his head, asking a few questions from time to time.

For example, what should be paid attention to to prevent oil explosion?What should be paid attention to to prevent sticking pan?

It makes people think that fried rice with eggs is a big dish with such an elaborate production process.

Although Yao Shuyu's scrambled eggs can't be called proficient, even though he was cautious, there was still a trace of fear of being blamed, and at the same time, he managed to cope with the live broadcast, which was really difficult for him.

He said to Su Qihan helplessly:

"Honey, I've watched the video you contributed eighty times, and I've remembered everything I need to remember. There won't be any accidents today. Can you have some confidence in your boss Yao?"

Su Qihan: "!"

Barrage:【! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

Yao Shuyu took out the scrambled eggs, threw diced ham and corn kernels into the pot, then poured the leftovers in, and started to stir-fry. Not only did Su Qihan not make a fuss, but he was a little dumbfounded, thinking he was a little fan They said something, so they took the time to lean over and glance at the barrage.

I saw the full screen——

【Ah, ah, Mr. Yao, what did you call him just now! ! 】

【Baby! ! ! 】

【I do not care! ! !I heard that right! ! ! 】

Yao Shuyu was confused and didn't know what all the fuss was about, so he flicked Su Qihan's head to bring him back to his senses, then poured some soy sauce on the spatula, sprinkled it evenly into the pot, and spoke naturally say:

"That's right, little Ajiu, my baby, what's the problem?"

【no problem!No problem at all! 】

【You are right! ! ! 】

【Yaoyaojiu's head is blue sky! ! ! 】

【Mom, I seem to have gotten it right this time! ! ! 】

Su Qihan slapped his face with his paw, and couldn't bear to look directly at the old Internet celebrity who was full of flirtatious talk and was still confident, and couldn't help being ashamed, but felt a sweet joy.

Mr. Yao was happy because he watched the video he contributed for the first time.

Because Mr. Yao... called him "baby" and was very happy.

"Turn off, turn off the fire." Su Qihan stuttered again. He wanted to make a fuss with Yao Shuyu, but he didn't expect to get himself involved in front of so many people. He wanted to end the live broadcast anticlimactically, "Boss Yao is ready. Let, let him tell you directly, I, I will go and see if the barbecue has been delivered."

Then he stuffed the phone into Yao Shuyu's hand.

Yao Shuyu held a spatula in one hand and a mobile phone in the other: "..."

After Su Qihan rushed out of the kitchen and sat on the sofa with Qian Hao, Yao Shuyu realized belatedly that there was something wrong with his sentence.

He pointed the camera at his handsome face and asked the water friends for advice:

"What can I do if I'm so easily shy? After all, I don't have much shame."

【I know it well, Mr. Yao】

【Shangjiu people are good at being bullied】

【Mr. Yao is cheap and good-looking】

【Tonight this chew of candy made me snort directly】

[What kind of candy is obviously a night of candy]

【You are full of dog food, I can feed you】

【belch】

【Egg Fried Rice that was fried hard in the pot is gradually forgotten by us】

[Mr. Yao wanted to prove his cooking skills, but he proved his affection for Xiao Shangjiu]

[Sisters, don’t swallow the key yet? !What are you waiting for? ! 】

Yao Shuyu originally wanted to show off the egg fried rice that he cooked, but he was amused when he saw the barrage, and it really made him feel more comfortable to show his affection.

Being a hooligan is much more comfortable than being a human.

Yao Shuyu greeted the excited little fans with a brisk tone:

"Come on, readafterme, Yao Jiu isrio."

Yao Shuyu thought contentedly, it should always be safe to arrange a hot search this time, right?

The author has something to say: Yao Shuyu: "Have you learned how to sell your husband? Huh?"

Su Qihan: (covers his face and runs away)