Don't go down if you have a kind [Rebirth]

As expected, I couldn't think of any other bargaining chip, so I broke the pot and said, "I'll have sex with you. Wait until I'm done."

He suddenly smiled, slightly bent his eyes, and Shi Shiran sat down: "Could it be that if I don't agree, you won't have sex with me in the future?"

I really didn't expect His Royal Highness King Liang to be this kind of person, I didn't notice that my old face was flushed by his tricks.

He also had a look of "forget it and you are cheap", and said generously: "Forget it, what do you want to know?"

I don't argue with him: "The first question, why are the North and the South at war?"

The corner of his mouth curled up: "Zhu Le and the gray fox cooperated with each other and kicked Apu Nu out of power. We knew about it too late. Once the food and iron were sent to Beiqiang, we found out that they had changed a wolf. Now Zhu Le has collected our food. However, Tie turned his face and refused to admit it. He was unwilling to return the three cities of Cangzhou that he had promised to us. Seeing that we were in civil strife, he sent troops to the south to take advantage of the fire. When it was my turn, I just saw that the imperial court had recently approached the King of Yan, and it seemed that the North Pass could not be held. I couldn't hold back any longer, and under the banner of the imperial court's "forced tax collection of Liuzhou", I sent troops northward to Qiuhongling to do it. Shengmin ask for justice'. You actually asked me two questions this time, and you should kiss me twice."

"..." I held his head in humiliation and gnawed hard, "We didn't ask for more from the King of Yue. He just opened a warehouse for the money and grain and took it out. How could it be worthwhile to collect the people's tax?"

"Since the court has delegated power to the matter of taxation, it can no longer control it. However, he has hoarded so many things, so he must have intended to prepare for war. It's just a matter of timing." .”

I gnawed at him again in a humiliating way, and I used my mind to refrain from using questions: "The King Yan of the North Thirteen Passes is guarding, and the rest of the Ping'an camp must have gone north. The civil uprising in Minzhou was caused by the disarmament order. Zhao Shuo He is a Beijing general who was born in Tiqi, and he is also the grandson of Xiangfu. There is no other suitable person to send to quell the chaos besides him. Then the king of Yue is left to fight the chaos. Do you want to take Zhongzhou and Qingzhou soldiers to fight it yourself?"

He nodded: "Well. I'll go, don't worry."

"Is the Northern Qiang fighting as far as Wangjing Pass? Do you think the imperial court needs to move to Liangzhou?"

He stared at me and remained silent, as if he didn't want to say: "...It's not what I meant, Xue Shang and the others discussed, in case the capital falls, choose Xixi and Liangzhou as retreat places, there are memorials, and I plan to wait for uncle The wounded and recuperated will be brought up to the uncle for adjudication. The Wangjing Pass is still stable, and it can barely last for a year or so. As long as the Yue King's chaos is settled and Liuzhou's food and money come in handy, there may be a turnaround."

Although his words were tactful, I was experienced enough to hear the twilight of the country, and said worriedly: "Has the mastermind behind the Ping'an Camp rebellion been found out? This wave of chaos is very weird."

He apologized and said: "I haven't found out yet. The generals of the Cangzhou camp were probably instigated by others, recklessly rose up, the planning was not precise enough, and there were no other accomplices. The riots in the imperial city that day had nothing to do with Cangzhou , It was caused by the fleeing military criminals in Xizhou, Liangzhou, Minzhou, Qingzhou, and Zhongzhou. The scene in Gyeonggi, together with the civil uprising in Minzhou, the rebellion of the king of Yue, and even the invasion of the Northern Qiang, seemed to be planted by the order of cutting the king and disarming the army. The reason for this is just too coincidental, and it all happened at the same time."

"Where's the old military doctor?"

A trace of coldness flashed in his eyes: "Xue Shang is on trial, he is dying, and he hasn't found anything yet."

I stood up and said, "If you die, you die. The building is about to fall, and everyone complains wrongly. People like you and me who can live comfortably and make wind and rain, naturally everyone is an enemy...Hey, where is my pen and ink?"

He quickly helped me: "I'll get it for you, don't get up!"

I didn't listen to him, so I sat down in front of the desk and said, "It's okay for me to walk around. Li Yu even asked me to go out to bask in the sun. It will be sunny and warm in two days. You can accompany me... Hey, pour some ink for uncle Come out, I have no eyesight. You accompany me to bask in the sun. Oh, I plan to write a letter to invite Mr. Wei to come to Beijing, do you think it is okay?"

He circled around me like an old woman, moved the stove, hugged the blanket, stuffed the hand stove into my arms, frowned and said: "I have already gone to write a letter yesterday, if you are not tired, you can write it again."

I pulled him to sit aside: "No, I'd better write a letter to him personally, which is more sincere. I think this wave of chaos is connected with the previous granary decay and the Tao Sanyong case. One or two. Sigh, when it fell into the hands of the gray fox, it was said that I caused him to suffer, and I don’t know how much it will hurt others.”

He silently stared at me writing the letter, and suddenly stopped talking.

I signed my pen and seal, and in the blink of an eye, I saw him staring at my face for a moment, and I couldn't help but feel a little worry in my heart: "What's the matter... It's not that I have become ugly and incompetent, do you regret it?"

He bent his knees and sat upright, solemnly pointed to his lips, and said, "Seven strokes."

……

Who would have guessed that the dignified gentleman in front of people would look like this.

The gentleman duanfang lied to the king and spent a whole noon in my dormitory before he was reluctantly invited out by the ministers next door.And after a noon of hard work, I finally proved that I was out of the ranks of seriously injured patients, and persuaded His Royal Highness King Liang to slightly lift the news blockade and action sanctions against me.

In the afternoon, I finally succeeded in summoning all the ministers one by one, and unexpectedly found out from the mouths of the lovers that they had prepared all the boards for my coffin during the days when my three souls were separated.All lovers, please forgive your majesty, and ask if I should destroy the unlucky coffin board to wipe out all traces.I said: "Let's do it again, and give me the whole two people to lie down."

All the lovers were overjoyed, they all thought that after this difficulty, I realized that I had no successors and planned to marry a wife.At the same time, they were worried, and they all said that it was expedient for them to follow His Highness King Liang when His Majesty was unconscious, and they were indeed loyal to His Majesty.

The weeds on the wall were swaying in the wind, His Royal Highness King Liang pushed the door open, and walked in front of me with my medicine bowl in his hand without realizing it: "Uncle, it's getting late, it's time to rest, let the adults go back."

I pinched my nose and drank the medicinal soup, and said to all my loved ones: "You don't have to be loyal to me, it's hard to be loyal to the people of the world and my own conscience. Moreover, although I appointed the king and grandson of Yan as the heir, but he still He is still young, and before he is able to stand on his own, if there is another change, if the Zheng family still has no reliable person, the princes should take Liang Wang as the first."

The weeds are messy in the wind.

Under the shocked eyes of all the ministers, I skillfully picked out a candy from His Royal Highness Liang's pocket and stuffed it into my mouth, and dragged His Royal Highness Liang to the inner room: "Hey, come here and move that stove back for uncle, Mrs. Li It's not warm to sleep at night."

The winter snow is coming, and the weather is cold.All the ministers withdrew one after another with expressions of "I don't understand your royal family".

The stream under the passing wave stagnates, and the maple branches turn white.After dinner, I leaned against the stove and lit the lamp to read the booklet. Nephew Yang Huang opened a small window for me to enjoy the snow and play.

The imperial nephew stared at me sullenly again, wanting to grab my booklet: "Don't read it, go to sleep."

While hiding, I said: "You are a big treason, you dare to control whether I read the scriptures or not, who gave you the courage?"

He couldn't get around me, he was in a hurry: "Don't get under... Kowtow, get up! Hey, look!"

I held up the notebook: "Go open the window, just open it for a while to let off the charcoal gas, okay?"

He angrily went to open the window.

I wrote Zhu's comment: "Qian Yanzi of the household department just said that it is cold in winter, and the army from the north is begging for food, grass and winter clothes. Tomorrow, let people do the calculations. I don't believe that such a big court can't afford to support those soldiers. "

He had no choice but to sit down and sort out the pile of papers for me: "Yan Wang's army is self-sufficient, so don't worry about it for now. The remaining soldiers and horses, General Zhao, took 5 people to Minzhou for civilian chaos. Jiang Bi, Xu Ji and other generals have about There are 3 to [-] people, and last month Xiaoguan took the remaining [-] people from the Ping An camp to the north, and when they left, they already carried a lot of luggage, which is probably enough to last for a month at Beisanguan."

"Tsk," I finished approving one, opened another, and said with a headache, "What can I do in Minzhou, 'The state army abandoned its armor, the rioters raised their poles, and became rioters to occupy the south of Baishan', look at this book I wrote it, is there still people in the north of the Baishan Mountain in Minzhou? I will kill this useless governor tomorrow!"

"You don't need to kill him," the imperial nephew took out a copy from the pile of books and gave it to me. "General Zhao's latest military report said that the government office in Minzhou has been occupied by rebels. The reason why it has reached this point is that General Zhao said that he did not dare to fight." , the ones charging forward from the opposite side were either skinny ordinary people, or wounded soldiers with missing arms and broken legs. It was useless to scatter a wave of military rations to try to recruit security. "

I was heartbroken and said, "Then what exactly do they want? Military achievements, fields, water conservancy, food, and money are all agreed and will be distributed!"

"Peace of mind, neither worry nor anger," the emperor's nephew took the booklet from my hand, "Don't think about it, uncle, I have entrusted the Wei family of Xizhou with the power of 'mayfly' to quickly assassinate the mob and the rebellious army A group of leaders. This time I go south, I will definitely win and not lose, and I will bring my troops, horses and luggage to Beiguan as soon as possible."

It's okay if he didn't mention it, but when I mentioned it, I was even more heartbroken: "You said it lightly, do you still have any soldiers who can fight? Zhongzhou and Qingzhou soldiers know about it, a pair of embroidered pillows! If you come out with a Anyway..."

"As long as there is another way, I will never risk my life." He stared at me and smiled suddenly, "Uncle Fourteen knows me, I have no ambitions, and all I think about is enjoying the snow and sun, How can you know how to die for the country with such trivial matters as taking medicine with sugar and moving the stove before going to bed. When the time comes, if Yigou returns whole, I hope His Majesty will deal with the crime of defeating the army lightly."

I saw that his eyes were black and white, his face was pale, and the cuffs of the royal uniform that hadn’t been changed for a few days were still wrinkled and left with the paw prints of a certain adult who was excited. : "...Okay, okay, don't be angry anymore, am I alive and kicking again? Are you angry with me, are you angry with rebellious ministers and thieves, or are you angry with yourself?"

There was a flash of panic in his eyes, and then he frankly showed me an expression of "I hate"—well, he was probably angry.

His Royal Highness Qi Baoziliang was full of love, hatred and resentment: "I don't dare. It's just that the world is in turmoil, people are born here, and they fight to bite like wild dogs. The wicked live, the benevolent die, the righteous are not If you want to survive, you will sacrifice your life for your family and country, but where is your family and country?"

I have asked myself this question more than once when facing the empty hall and stacked notebooks when I was old and faint, but I never got an answer.I only remember playing in my father's study when I was very young, and overheard a conversation between the eldest brother of the crown prince and the emperor's father. It was roughly that the grandmother Qin Wang's faction recommended the eldest brother of the prince to lead the army. The prince's faction was not happy to agree. : "Think carefully, if you lose the battle, I will have to punish you for the crime of wronging the army. If you win, you are already the crown prince, and I have nothing to reward you."

The eldest brother replied: "I have made up my mind. My son has a high position but no merit, a generous salary but no work", and dare not guard the weight of gold and jade. If I can repay the favor of my family and country this time, I will die without regret."

It is not known whether he really died without regrets in the end, but his "home country" does not seem to be very fond of him.

His Royal Highness King Liang, one of the surviving sons of the famous "competing to bite" incident, also questioned the values ​​​​of the ancestors.

I, who has been an emperor for decades, was stunned by his question for a moment, and after a long while, I fooled around and said, "Well, I can't say for sure. Probably home is where you and I are together, and Tianqing can go out." Basking in the sun, having honey after drinking bitter medicine, and heating with charcoal when the night is cold. The country is that we travel all over the eight states and see that every family is like us. There is no chaos, grievances, and peace. old."

He frowned slightly after listening to me, and suddenly showed a self-deprecating smile: "Fourteen, am I... am I too ignorant?"

I thought about all the "sensible" situations in his previous life, and said anxiously: "No, you and I don't need to be sensible. No one cares about sensible children. Are you blaming me for not loving you enough?"

His Royal Highness King Liang had goose bumps "visible to the naked eye".I shook off the goosebumps all over my body in a "shameless" way, and pulled him up: "Come, come, sleep with me, let uncle treat you well—"

His Highness, the "accompany" who always worked hard, suddenly waved his hands unwillingly, and said angrily, "Your Majesty!"

My hand was thrown by him like this, and I accidentally touched an unspeakable part... However, the words have come to an end, so I can only show an old face: "Tsk, why are you ashamed, I will help you, don't sleep in the cubicle Yes, huh?"

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Thanks to Qingge Ruhua and Nie Wushuang for the cute mine~

Toothache, tomorrow please, please take a day off, love Ni Meng~