Don't go down if you have a kind [Rebirth]

The worry-free kid howled earth-shatteringly, but he didn't actually pick up the dung balls.After His Royal Highness Yan Wang gave him a bear hug as calm as Mount Tai, his ambition of "the dust that wanders the world" was shaken immediately.

He decided to go north with King Yan.

I admired his "gulping", "swallowing mountains and rivers", and "sweeping clouds" like eating, and reminded: "Your father is not your father, but your uncle is still your uncle. I will teach you a truth about your fourteenth uncle today. You can't be ungrateful." , you can’t follow the third grandpa and forget about the fake father, right?”

Comrade Wuyou bit off a large piece of duck leg meat, puffed his cheeks, and nodded vigorously: "That's natural, not my father, but also my uncle. I will honor him in the future."

"You have a conscience." I couldn't help teasing him, "Well, if your grandfather doesn't want you anymore, you can come back to find your little uncle, and I will make you the crown prince, oh no, you should be called the emperor... How about grandnephew?"

"Prince?" Comrade Wuyou waved his hands again and again as if frightened, "I don't want to be a prince. If I become a prince, I will become an emperor. I don't want to be an emperor."

"Oh?" Zheng Wuyou and I met each other so late, "Why?"

Zheng Wuyou put the duck bone out of his mouth and said, "Father... oh no, Uncle Liang said that the emperor wakes up earlier than the chicken and sleeps later than the dog every day, can't...can't what is that called, Enjoy family bliss with your family!"

"..." I want to know what His Royal Highness King Liang actually said.

King Yan, who was squatting on his front teeth outside, couldn't calm down anymore, got up and walked in, raised his big hand, hesitating as if he wanted to snort the child's head, but he couldn't do it after all, he just looked at me with complicated eyes, He said to Zheng Wuyou: "I have to...you can't talk to Your Majesty like this."

Zheng Wuyou hugged His Highness King Yan's big hand unceremoniously, and gave him a greasy smile: "Go out and see the river lantern! Every mother used to take me to see the river lantern!"

The worry-free child who has already regarded watching river lanterns on the Ghost Festival as a "recognition ceremony" has reached the pinnacle of his life on this day.With an emperor in his left hand and a town prince in his right, he ran happily on Suzaku Street in Kyoto like flying a kite.

The "Emperor Kite" and "King Yan Kite" looked at each other in dismay in the wind.

The long torrential river from the north enters Beijing in a small stream. It is often called "Chishui" in the section of Wumen, and "Liuyazigou" when it passes through Dongshi. , detoured into the West City Night Square and called it "Chu Yaoxi", and finally merged into a large lake "Taizhao" at the foot of Tingxiang Mountain.

These four waters and one lake are the favorite places for the people of Kyoto to release river lanterns.

Therefore, the weak Zheng Wuyou failed to squeeze into the crowd while pulling two cumbersome big kites.

King Yan bought Zheng Wuyou a river lantern out of his pocket, and said, "Go back and put it on, it's not safe here."

Zheng Wuyou took out a copper plate from his stinky shoe, slapped it on to the old man who sold river lamps, grabbed two lamps, and handed them to King Yan and me one by one: "Where do you put it? Put it in the bathtub In the house? Don't try to coax me, let's go together!"

His Royal Highness Yan Wang silently took out another ingot of broken coins to supply the hawker, and looked at me with a serious face.

I laughed: "Let's go to the southwest corner building, there is no one there, I'll have someone tie a big one for you, and float in the water, hey, if you see the others, you have to 'stay away'!" Hey, what do you say? Who put the lights on?"

"Give me my real father, my real mother, my second mother, my third mother, my fourth mother, my fifth mother, my fake father..."

I slapped him on the back of the head: "Your fake father is not dead yet, bastard!"

"Ouch!" He covered his head, "Then I'll release them in two, one for the dead and one for the living! Is that all right?"

"Then your two, three, four, five mothers are all dead?"

He shouted: "I don't know! Can't we just treat them all as dead?"

I quietly smacked King Yan's elbow: "Hey, are you sure you're right? This kid is really 'exactly the same' as his father? I think back then that big brother and sister-in-law were so beautiful..."

King Yan's arms stiffened, his eyes darkened, and he said in a low voice for a long while: "Exactly the same except for skin color."

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"Wow!" Zheng Wuyou cheered loudly amidst the exploding fireworks, "Wow! Let the flowers go! Let the flowers go! Grandpa, look! Look! Little uncle!"

King Yan subconsciously raised his head in the direction Zheng Wuyou's black paws pointed, wondering if he was shocked by the loud "Grandpa", and then lowered his eyes dully for a while, and landed on the monkey in a daze.

Anyway, I was suddenly called 20 years old by this "uncle", sighed at the sky, and suddenly wanted to turn back to Bu Yefang to buy some "Rheumatism Muscle and Bone Paste" and "Wrinkle Rejuvenation Cream".

The energetic leather monkey climbed a tree and split a willow branch. With one whip after another, the water rippled and drove his big and small "dead lamp" and "living lamp" far away.

I lighted up the river lantern I had found in King Yan's money bag, and asked him, "Which one is for you, Uncle Liang?"

He pointed to the big one: "This! Uncle Liang, grandpa, little uncle, rich and powerful, long life!"

"Little fool, there are three of us, and there are six people on the lamp, 'Don't worry about the few, but the unevenness', understand?" I snatched his wicker, "Come, come, uncle will make room for you, Uncle, put yourself and your Uncle Liang Wang on this lamp."

Zheng Wuyou squatted beside me, quietly heard the words and raised his head to glance at King Yan, as if he didn't know whether he should say his best wishes to the "only one person left" Dahe Deng again.

And His Royal Highness King Yan, in this "reunion" night where the souls of the living and the dead huddled together, was stunned to be able to stand up as a solitary shadow of a ghost, with his whole body tensed, holding a paper lotus lantern like a military order.

I called him: "Third brother, don't you want to turn off the lamp?"

He looked down at me with deep eyes, and shook his head slightly for a moment.

The green water is secluded, the voices of people on the other side are buzzing, and thousands of river lanterns rise and fall to the center of the lake.

——Relying on the sky to illuminate countless flowers in the sea, flowing water and high mountains, the heart knows itself.

At that moment, my eyes suddenly opened, and I clearly understood his silence: a dead soul would not be willing to take my boat, and a living person, my lonely lamp, would not be able to carry it.

So Zheng Wuyou failed to catch the "light" of His Royal Highness King Yan in the end - King Yan didn't want to take the hairy boy to the north.

The third brother said: "Fourteenth brother, the border is dangerous, this child can no longer suffer with me, let him stay in the capital, and share his food."

I said: "The establishment of the reserve is not a joke, what does the third brother think?"

The third brother has probably never met an emperor like me who gives away the throne to others all day long, and he didn't take it seriously at all, so he just said with a straight face: "You are not young, you should have established a queen and concubine long ago, and Wuyou is the crown prince." , what should you do when you have a child yourself?"

I waved my hand: "Hey, the fortune teller said that I am destined to have no children. Let's make up our minds, so it's settled, how about it?"

King Yan looked at me like he was insane, kicked his horse, and left.

Zheng Wuyou, who didn't live up to expectations, lay on the city wall and cried himself like a human being.

You said that he is a lean hemp stalk roasted by charcoal, but where does he have such abundant emotions?

The emotional Ma Gan pointed at his eyebrows, eyes, and nose, and said, "What do you know, look... look, how much alike my grandfather and I look, I... I have long suspected, Uncle Liang Wang is nothing like me, how could he be my father?"

I agreed and said: "You're suspicious. Look at the skin of this 'Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang'. It really looks a little bit like your third grandfather. The stuffing must be from our old Zheng's family."

However, the ministers and workers disagreed.

Earlier it was said that His Royal Highness King Liang was someone else's son who was brought into the palace by the prince back then. Although it was really shocking, but thinking about the bizarre and complicated old case between the deceased prince and Jiang Fang, he slowly and reluctantly accepted it.

He also said that the real grandson of the emperor was the son of King Yan. Considering that King Yan and the deceased prince were of the same mother after all, although King Yan did not intercede for the prince at the beginning, he was soft-hearted and helped his brother to cover up a lie in private, which can still be accepted slowly. .

However, now that Wuyou entered the East Palace, everyone couldn't accept it anymore, and began to attack the fur boy personally around the issue of skin color.

They seriously doubted that His Royal Highness, the prince in Yushu Linfeng, could have such a grandson like a "charcoal-roasted hemp stick".Advise me not to confuse the royal blood for a while, and entrust the country to people of unknown origin a hundred years later.

His Royal Highness King Liang heard the news, and in order to further explain to everyone the various causal encounters of the real emperor's eldest grandson living in the Yan Palace and falling into the Qiang camp, and to prove Wuyou's royal status, he sent me another letter.The letter contained a secret letter stamped with the "Wei" seal of the Wei family in Xizhou, which listed in detail those who participated in helping Zhenhuang's eldest grandson Zheng Yin escape from the Qiang camp and brought Zheng Yin's son Zheng Wuyou to pick up the dung balls. list of people:

Liu Xian, the centurion commander of the garrison in Niuyueguan Minzhou, came from the family of Liu Di, the king of Qingzhou in the Emperor Wu Dynasty.Qiangdong, Huidi Longjia died in the 38th year.

Zhang Ben, chief secretary of the military government of Yunzhou, came from the family of Zhang Mei, the Duke of Zhenguo in the Emperor Wu Dynasty.Qiangdong, Huidi Longjia died in the 38th year.

Sun Yan, Wang Mian's wife who was judged by the government office of the Minzhou government, came from the family of Sun Yang, the general of the Southwest Army and Horses in the Emperor Wu Dynasty.In the north of Yunzhou, he died at the beginning of the third year of Shengpingan.

Ji Jiu, the owner of Kaitai Gambling Shop in Falling Horse City, Minzhou, came from the family of Qi Shuyuan Qi, the governor of Hongdu Prefecture of Emperor Wen Dynasty.In the north of Minzhou, he died in the autumn of the third year of Shengping.

Ten Niang, the escort of Wanshun Escort Bureau in Yunzhou, the niece of Chen Yan, Shaofu, the crown prince of Emperor Hui Dynasty.In the north of Yunzhou, he died in the autumn of the fourth year of Shengping.

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Jiang Pingrong, Youdao, Jiang Fangnv, the great general of Emperor Hui Dynasty.Today, in the winter of the fourth year of Shengping, it was seen in Yun Min.

Sign Wei Yanliu.

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I then opened the letter from His Royal Highness King Liang:

"On the [-]th, I visited the Wei family in Xizhou and got this detailed tool. It was originally a proof of Wuyou's life experience. Unexpectedly, everyone is dead, and there is no trace of the survivors.

All those involved in the incident were ruined, Mr. Worry, fearing that there will be trouble in the north of the living environment, and disaster will be caused by the group.Since the Xumi Temple was empty, the 'mayfly' has changed hands from the high place of the temple.

I got a dagger handle in Liangzhou Prison and sent it back to Beijing. There are hidden patterns in the sheath.A few days ago, the Liangzhou government judged that the blade was on the wound of the deceased in prison.It can cause death or injury to Cha Tao Sanyong.

I am going from Cang to Qing today, and I will return next spring, don't think about it. "

... I stared at the last four words "Don't read and cherish", and almost turned the table over.

Xu Changan stepped forward with a dagger in his hand: "Your Majesty, the evil-suppressing sword sent by His Royal Highness King Liang is really extraordinary. It has been kept in the house for a few days, and even the birds under the eaves have become more enlightened. They hatched three cubs yesterday. ..."

"Shut up," I grabbed the knife, pulled it away to face the lamp, and saw that there were some faint lines in the sheath. I took a brush to brush a layer of ink, pasted it in with thin paper and rubbed it out. It turned out to be a mayfly with teeth and claws. Worm, "Send it to Hongdu Mansion!"

Hongdu Mansion quickly sent back the news that the wound between Dao Feng and Tao Sanyong's throat completely matched.

And this mayfly pattern is completely different from any previous one - it is not a group pattern.

The Dali Temple closely followed the report, saying that the body of one of the missing officials in the granary incident was found in the suburbs of Beijing.

Hongdu Mansion went to check, the corpse's throat was also cut, and the wound was the same as Tao Sanyong's.

——No hierarchy, no leader, means no organization and no discipline.So what His Royal Highness King Liang meant was that the "Mayfly", a confusing support association for victims of political persecution, had split internally.

The Wei family of the traditional school Xizhou stood beside the Liang King and presented the letter to the emperor. For the first time in more than a hundred years, they came out of the shadows and exposed the "mayfly" to the sky to show that it was harmless.

The radical Jiang Pingrong came back from a road tour, killed his great-grandfather Jiang Xian, and killed Jin Wang Zheng Min.

There are also anti-government factions in the granary to sabotage the peace talks between the imperial court and the Qiang people, killing people in prisons and disrupting the disarmament...

Let the historian write it, the booklet of this life must be thicker than the previous life by a wall brick.

And as an emperor who understands the opinions of the people, I can't bear to see the common people scratching their heads and sighing at the dullness of the history books.I decided to contribute to the two-fold wild drama of "Mysterious Grand-Nephew of the Emperor" and "Three Thousand Invisible Beauties".

Grandnephew of the emperor—Comrade Wuyou, after sitting in the newly renovated East Palace and eating a whole secret roast chicken in the imperial dining room, he immediately abandoned his ambition of "going to the north with Grandpa Yan Wang" and married me instead. In order to strengthen the alliance, I promise to provide all-round cooperation with any "literary and martial arts strategy to rule the world".

The main way to cooperate is to accompany them for a walk.

Walking into the Suihan Palace this day, the empress was watching cats play with fish in the gazebo, and caught sight of Zheng Wuyou: "Yo! Whose child? Hei Li is so pretty!"

...Wuyou, who had just eaten my plate of dim sum, lowered his head restrainedly, and said shyly and timidly: "Grandma, my name is Wuyou, King Yan is my third uncle, my grandfather, I just met at the grand ceremony a few days ago, Did you forget?"

The empress touched the corners of her eyes subconsciously, and was stunned by the sound of "Grandmother", and she came back to her senses for a moment: "Oh—so it's the grandson of the old master! Let the grandma take a good look at it, look at this Thin arms and thin legs, alas... suffering..."

The grand nephew was also dumbfounded by the sudden tears of the emperor's mother.

The empress was at ease, she probably misunderstood Zheng Wuyou's "shyness" in disguise, she gently wiped her tears and said: "Hey, it's all over. Your little uncle, you can't see anything on the surface, but in your heart you are the most I don't want to see you children suffer a little bit of grievance, don't be afraid of him, get close to him, and he will treat you better."

Zheng Wuyou said obediently: "Uncle Liang also said so."

The queen snorted on the back of her worry-free head, and quickly entered the role of "grandma": "You are a good uncle, it is really pitiful when he is your age. Your fourteenth uncle came to find grandma and said You wanted to take him to live in our palace, but it didn’t work out. Your great-grandfather invited the young son of the Zhao family to accompany your [-]th uncle to read with you——to read with him, but in fact it means to play with you. These two people went to the inner mansion to steal mink fur, and said they wanted to sew a robe for King Xiaoliang..."

"Emperor," I picked up the tabby cat at my feet and stuffed it into her arms, "It's all happened in my childhood."

The empress kept laughing to herself: "How could they sew clothes, their hands were swollen, and they were caught by your great-grandfather and punished for copying books, but the next day Zhao's baby cried and wanted to go home, no I would like to play with your fourteenth uncle. Your wife and grandma knew about the trouble, and when they got sick, they took the two monkeys to the North Palace to play for half a month before they were coaxed."

Zheng Wuyou certainly didn't understand who was with whom, but he still performed with all his might: "Hahaha, my third mother said that only daughters-in-law and mother-in-law sew clothes. If my clothes are torn, she will make them I wear it torn."

The empress stepped out of the golden and jade-encrusted threshold, and then entered the Dragon and Phoenix Hall with her back. She never knew that clothes could still be worn and worn. For a moment, she didn't know how many times the bleak wind and rain in the book had been placed on Zheng Wuyou. On the body, he sighed, his eyes bright.However, before crying, he seemed to think of something suddenly, and stared at me: "My lord, are you still sewing clothes now?"

I:"?"

The queen's words were earnest: "If the emperor likes children, why don't you give birth to one yourself, they say 'start a family and start a business', first get married, then you can start a career."

I took Zheng Wuyou and fled.

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Thank you Qingge for the picturesque mines~Thanks to Bingxinlingpo, lawful and kind Gudazi, Shanshuidaochang, the little donkey meowing, the limit of the power function, Wang Jiexi's little fan girl, Liangliangliangpiya, Nie Wushuang's Nutrient solution~ Crab and crab cuties support mua~

His Royal Highness the next chapter is fat~